Chapter 492: My God, the Song of Sao Bao!
Chapter 492: My God, the Song of Sao Bao!
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Jiang Haoran and the four of them all paused for a moment, Jiang Haoran seemed to be frozen, this Nima, sure enough, the old man is from here, he speaks simply and plainly, and he is heavenly.
"Yes, I will. Jiang Haoran is also popular, for the sake of women, he will also behave well!
"Bobo, do you know how beautiful Ginger's girlfriend is? goose-egg face, snow-white skin ......"
"Get out!" Bobo shouted, startling Dwyanwade in the next room, as if he had returned to the time of 14 years when he was dominated by fear.
"Pippi Shrimp, let's go!" Parker turned his head and fled, apparently Bobo didn't seem to be very interested in Jiang Haoran's girlfriend.
"It's not a girlfriend, it's the **** After going out, Ade corrected, he had already seen a photo of Jiang Haoran's target from Spurs reporter Liu Xuefei, it was a cold and elegant photo of a girl, and in Ade's opinion, she looked like this Lin Yun'er's sister.
"Big Brother ......"
"But it's really beautiful, I should have been very happy last night, I see that your whole spirit is different. Leonard patted Jiang Haoran on the shoulder, obviously satisfied that Jiang Haoran finally embarked on the road of a man last night.
Just like the phrase "I-want-some-nasty" that Popovich said the most in the court, in terms of women, Popovich also gave Jiang Haoran a spur education and gave me the best woman!
Jiang Haoran's little heart, that's shocking, no wonder the women of the Spurs players are so beautiful, and they seem to have been poisoned too deeply by Bobo, and they are all cut and messed up.
"I want crystals, i-want-her!" Jiang Haoran suddenly ignited a burst of passion, yes, for women, even if it is vulgar, it is also a part of love, and it is also a part of everyone's source of power.
Wait for me Xiujing, the moment I lift the championship trophy, it is when the relationship between you and me is clear, Jiang Haoran rushed into the gym first like a chicken blood, and he remembered the appearance of Xiujing in the sunset when he was filming "RM" with Xiujing in Houston, she must be waiting for me, right?
When I'm done, that's when I'll tell you everything.
Su-jing, Yun-bo, Long-sang, or Eun-di, Taeyeon, and a group of women who care about him, such as Jung so-yeon and Jihyo Nuna, who always pay attention to him, are now all the motivation of Kang Haoran, and he has to work hard, at least hard enough to make the first three recognize him, just like Yuna said, no one can lose him, this will become true.
And others, such as the Holy City girl Nan Mingjing, who has been silently supporting him, what he has to do is not to disappoint these fan girls.
But he still disappointed the fans...... Jiang Haoran fought hard and Leonard fought a wave of dumbbells, but failed miserably...... It seems that the iron wall alone really can't be compared to a fitness monster like Leonard.
Bobo just yelled, he was already two days late, and he didn't come until the morning of the All-Star Game, so he and Messina went to deal with a lot of media and coach poster shoots, and then P to the All-Star lineup as the big poster for the evening......
The most terrifying thing is that even if Jiang Haoran, Leonard and others are the All-Stars who don't want to participate in the All-Star the most, Jiang Haoran's current topic is definitely about the same as Kobe's last All-Star, because as long as he participates in the game, he will win the award, although it is a little impossible to get the All-Star Game MVP, but don't miracles always happen?
"Pippi Shrimp, let's go!" Parker didn't practice much, and after an hour of practice, he withdrew, because he knew that Bobo was just asking them to get their attitude right, and his attitude was already absolutely right.
At around nine o'clock, Jiang Haoran and Leonard were found by the staff, changed into All-Star jerseys and jackets, and rushed to the stadium for rehearsals and training.
Parker was a thorough spectator today, he didn't make the All-Star selection, and the Spurs have three people in the West is already a lot.
After that, there is the rehearsal of the entrance ceremony, and both sides will have a special way of appearing, to the surprise of Jiang Haoran and Zhao Xianjing, because Jiang Haoran has accumulated too many Toronto fans in the first two days, so Jiang Haoran, as a substitute for the West, has his own DIY special appearance method, after discussing with the marketing team, Jiang Haoran established a set of plans, and the organizers also passed Jiang Haoran's plan, and the all-stars who saw Jiang Haoran appear on the scene were all confused......
In fact, this time it is no longer Jiang Haoran who surprises the fans, his fans are finally no longer silent and are frantically teaching Chinese in Toronto to sing.
Jiang Haoran's fans are called righteous fans in China, Haoran is righteous...... Tiger pounced on the fan whose ID was called "wuli Guoer" who was forced to write a song, and under the pressure of bigwigs such as "Louis 24" and "Old and Forgotten Evan", he finally wrote this song comparable to "Song of Yao".
Wuli Guo'er: "Brothers, I didn't break my promise, righteous fans learn and let Jiang Haoran hear our voice!"
Longbow Yaozhi: "Moderator, hurry up and refine!"
"The Song of Sao Bao", a mini pseudo-RAP song, don't spray if you don't like it!
Here it comes!
You, you, Haoran righteousness!
Come, come, justice forever!
You're the sassiest bag in the NBA,
You're a three-pointer like you're playing a CF headshot,
This wave can、You will not be capped to the extreme。
When will you wave this?
The king of dribbling, Jiang Haoran!
Consang Smecta, Smecta Consang,
A division was dispatched on the opposite side to do my sao bao ginger,
Sao Bao you can pass the ball blindly,
1 to 5 is like playing 2K,
Yuna Xuexuan Zheng Xiujing, collective,
嗷 ~ uh ~ uh ~ 嗷 ~ 嗷 嗷 (a wave of god-like screams)
You reflexively face the basket and throw it blindly,
This TM passed directly to the front court, and the time was gone?
Lori Irving, bearded Curry's team, okay?
Toy cars, remote control cars, toy toy remote control cars.
Haoran alone didn't know where he ran them over if he was not careful!
Bobo is not there, Kong Ming is not there,
Yes, yes, yes, that's this bag,
Can you get him to stop dribbling?
Because we can't see the ball, hee-hee-hee-hee.
Righteousness, righteousness, righteousness!
Haoran Haoran Haoran!
Righteousness, righteousness, righteousness!
Haoran righteousness!
OVER。
Spurs moderator: My God, Tiger Pounce is a lot of talent, brothers, let's go?
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"I have learned the last sentence. ”
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