"Once upon a time......

As soon as Lance spoke, Zhang Fanren interrupted him without hesitation. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Lance, you don't look like you're old enough to be a long, long time ago, right?"

"But isn't it all like storytelling? That's how Lance started last night when he told me a little bedtime story. Lance said as a matter of course.

Zhang Fanren retorted: "You were obviously drunk last night, right?"

"Oh, I guess it was the night before. ”

"I'm not listening to your bedtime stories, I'm trying to know what kind of person Beelzebub thinks of you?"

"It's a nasty person. ”

"Be specific. ”

"Hmm. Lance pondered, and after a moment he struck his left palm with a fist in his right hand and said, "I hate people I don't know even if I see them on the road." ”

“……”

Zhang Fanren took a deep breath, calmed down his restless heart, and squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm not talking about how much you hate Beelzebub, but what kind of person Beelzebub is, his personality, what interests and hobbies he has, and so on." ”

In order to make Lance understandable, Zhang Fanren gave a little example.

Lance really groaned again, and after a while, he suddenly remembered some memories, and said, "Don't look at him like this, he is actually a vampire!"

"Everyone knows that kind of thing!" Zhang Fanren complained.

"Yes, when I told my classmates about it at school, people didn't believe it, but I was just a vampire but the student council president, and when I said that, everyone said that I said it because I was jealous of him. Lance said with an indignant look on his face.

Zhang Fanren frowned slightly.

The vampire who skipped class to spy on his cousin during class if he was the student council president of a school, at least the message contained in it meant that he was a student who was recognized by most people, even by teachers.

"What else, is there anything else?" Zhang Fanren continued.

"Anything else?" Lance thought for a moment and said, "Like, he's going to wear an umbrella like a sissy in the summer?"

"That's just because he's a vampire, so he's afraid of the sun. Zhang Fanren said helplessly.

Lance knew that Beelzebub was a vampire, but he didn't know what vampires were afraid of?

"Eh, are vampires really afraid of sunlight?" said Lance, looking surprised.

"Huh?" Zhang Fan's heart moved, Lance's words seemed to have another hidden meaning, and he hurriedly asked, "Have you seen vampires in the sun?"

"Well, for a long, long time......"

"It's all said that don't start the story in that old-fashioned way!"

"Oh, that's probably the second year of junior high school. Lance looked at Zhang Fandao with rare and strange eyes.

Zhang Fanren covered his aching forehead and said, "Well, when you are in the second year of junior high school, and then what?"

"Beelzebub broke many records in a lot of events in a time that exceeded the record, and everyone was cheering for him at that time, obviously just a vampire. Lance gritted his teeth and said, at that time, it was clear that he had worked hard himself, but all of them were stealing the limelight from Beelzebub.

Beelzebub is a vampire after all, and it is understandable that his physical fitness is different from that of ordinary people, but he clearly said that he has not loved cultivation since he was a child, is there any other secret in this?

"It wasn't rainy or cloudy, was it?"

Zhang Fanren confirmed the climate.

"Of course not, it was so hot that day, I asked Sebas to hold an umbrella for me. ”

“…… I think you said you were sissy with an umbrella in the sun, right?"

"I don't hold the umbrella myself, it is Sebas who holds the umbrella. Lance retorted with a straight face.

Lance said it so reasonably, Zhang Fanren was speechless.

"The person who broke the record is indeed Beelzebub himself, right?" Zhang Fanren continued to ask.

"Well, who else could there be if he wasn't him?" asked Lance rhetorically.

Zhang Fanren thought for a moment and said, "For example, a stand-in or something, because it should be common sense that vampires are afraid of sunlight, right?" ”

"Of course it's him, I can't forget the stench of vampires on his body, the smell that he haunted me at that time has not disappeared until now, I don't believe you smell it. Lance made a gesture to ask Zhang mortal to smell his body.

Of course, Zhang Fanren would not agree to this kind of gay behavior, as for the so-called vampire smell on Lance's body, most of it is from his mother's bloodline, I don't know if he is pretending to say this to numb himself or really believe in this kind of fact that is not credible at all, Zhang Fanren has no way of knowing.

He shook his head and said, "No, although your method is weird, you shouldn't be wrong with being so familiar with Beelzebub." ”

"I don't know him well at all. Lance said awkwardly.

Zhang Fanren couldn't help but shudder, Lance's twisting and pinching behavior made him wonder for a moment whether Lance was really a, so he liked Leah.

"You have the final say. Zhang Fanren had no choice but to perfunctory, and then asked, "I seem to remember that those tableware of yours were specially silver-plated to deal with Beelzebub, right?"

"Of course not. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Fanren couldn't help but look at Lance suspiciously, he had obviously heard it with his own ears......

"It's obviously sterling silver, how could I use silver-plated low-grade goods. ”

This damn rich man, Zhang Fanren couldn't help crying in his heart: "What about the cross garlic and the like?"

"The cross doesn't seem to be of much use to him, because we go to school where we have a church and we need to touch it almost every day, and as for garlic I don't know, that anti-human food is simply disgusting. ”

Obviously just an Englishman, he dares to say that garlic is disgusting.

Zhang Fanren resisted the urge to make a complaining speech, and then asked, "There is nothing else, right?"

Lance shook his head and said, "I don't want to know so much about him, but do you want to set up a banquet at home to kill him?"

"You are obviously an Englishman, why are you so familiar with Chinese allusions? I just want to know more about Beelzebub. Zhang Fanren looked outside the wall, waved his hand and smiled, "Okay, then it's time for us to say good night, Lance." ”

"Good night. Lance blinked, stunned in response, and only after a few seconds did he jerk back to look out of the wall.

The tall Sebas was standing outside the fence watching.

"Ah, you betrayed me!"

"I'm really sorry, but I'm really not betraying you, because Sebas has already contacted me on the phone, and if I call him if I see you running out, I'm just keeping my promise. ”

"Ahh

After a moment of silence in the courtyard, the cardboard box in the corner suddenly opened, revealing the head of the golden young girl.

"Villain, what a villain. ”

"It's not much better for you to eavesdrop there. Zhang Fanren turned around and said, "Are you ready?" and I will go with me to meet the real Mr. Beelzebub. ”

"Uh-huh, I'm always ready!"

"You're not a Young Pioneer. ”

"Hee-hee. ”