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Diana poked her finger at the salted fish-shaped face and asked, "How come I have time to dream today and don't have to dig tunnels?"

"I'm playing dead. Charles said calmly, "I'll explain it today." ”

"What's the situation?" Diana was startled, "caught?"

"Have you ever heard of the Wanfa Scepter?" Charles asked.

Diana was stunned for a moment, then patted Charles on the shoulder and said, "Let's change the map and go to the gluttony plate to eat something good." ”

Then she pulled Charles up, "Let's go, I'll treat you to a French dinner." ”

So Charles was dragged by Diana to change the map, and then came to a magnificent restaurant.

"It was built on the basis of the decoration of the Palace of Versailles. Diana tucked Charles into her seat and sat down, and then she sat down across the table from herself.

At this time, the NP maids began to serve wine, starting with a whole piece of foie gras sprinkled with truffle powder and white wine.

Charles mechanically cuts the foie gras with a dinner knife and puts it in his mouth with a fork.

He had never eaten foie gras before, but he knew that what he put in his mouth was very tender.

Diana took a sip of white wine, and then said, "I started to pay attention to those artifacts after we saw the Demon Breaking Sword last time, and I started to collect relevant information after returning to Wisteria Academy. ”

She put down her glass and said as she cut off a slice of foie gras, "The use of any artifact has a price, for example, the use of the Demon Breaker requires satisfying Freya's appetite, and the use of the Scepter of Ten Thousand Laws requires enduring the extremely shameful garment. ”

Charles nodded, it made sense that there was a slight price to pay for using the artifact.

At this time, the two finished eating the foie gras, and the next NP maids served roasted snails, which were roasted with cream and snail meat.

Diana asked with interest while eating roasted snails, "Did you disguise yourself or someone else this time?"

"Alas......" Charles shook his head, "I was originally here to test the performance, but I didn't expect it to become big by accident." ”

"Then you wait and eat more. Diana reassured, "You can't make authentic French food in this world." ”

At this time, the NP maids served beef stew with burgundy wine, beef stewed with red wine, mushrooms, small onions, and diced salted pork, and sprinkled with a few slices of parsley before serving.

Charles took a few bites, then said to Diana, "I'm going to give you the Wanfa Scepter......"

As a result, Diana's eyes widened and she said to Charles, "What bad idea are you playing?"

Charles shook his head and said, "No, do you think I look like the kind of person who wants to see you in a sexy outfit?"

"Who knows you. Diana gave Charles a blank look.

"I'll have to wait ten or eight years to see it...... Charles muttered quietly, "I'm not Lolicon." ”

"Louder, I can't hear?" Diana said to Charles viciously.

"No kidding. Charles watched as the NP maids served duck legs that looked crispy with a frying skin.

He said as he slipped through the meat on the duck's leg, "Flicka, the spirit of the Wanfa Scepter, has disappeared, or it may be hidden, I think you can find out something." ”

"Do you want to study how to give people benefits?" Diana had a black line on her head, "According to the book, most of the equipment that sells benefits on the market now comes from the successive users of the Wanfa Scepter, and I heard from the Rhine sisters that they used to be cheated by that kind of equipment. ”

Charles nodded, when he first met the three Rhine sisters, one of them was wearing that kind of armor.

Then he said while eating the duck leg confit, "Now that its machine spirit is gone, I think we can find a way to use it without cross-dressing." ”

"That's done. Diana quickly agreed, "Anyway, if you're idle, I'll help you see it, and you won't need to wear women's clothes when you find a way." ”

As if thinking of Charles's appearance in women's clothing that sells welfare, Diana held back a smile.

As a result, Charles shook his head and said, "I said that I gave it to you, and it is good for you to research it, and you don't want to sell benefits all over the street." ”

"Oh?" Diana looked at Charles in surprise, "give me something so valuable?"

Then she narrowed her eyes and looked at Charles and asked, "Do you have intentions for me?"

Charles forked off the last piece of meat on the confit duck's leg and ate it, not afraid to eat in his dream, by this time he had already seen the NP maid preparing the next dish.

As he ate, he said, "Since you have chosen to take that path as well, there is something to defend yourself safely." ”

When Charles saw the "Diana Type 1" magic teleportation device, he knew Diana's thoughts.

The road is full of thorns, and if you are not careful, you will never recover.

"Huh?" Charles wondered as he looked at the Marseille fish soup brought by the NP maid, "Don't you dislike fish?"

"I miss my mom's craft. Diana asked, "I said, that Wanfa Scepter is an artifact, you said you would give it to me?"

Charles ate the fish soup, feeling that this was not to his taste, he replied: "At the beginning, we didn't just give it away, but what if I gave you the Wanfa Scepter this time." Besides, I didn't plan to give it to you right now, and that guy would make you guilty if he gave it to you now. ”

"If you don't like it, don't eat it, wait for something else. Diana said, "But last time I gave away the Demon Breaking Sword and I got you a goblin daughter-in-law, aren't you going to take it again this time to change another daughter-in-law?"

At this moment, Charles had a black line, "Don't keep saying that Cuihua is okay, now she is my apprentice, and she has been quite active recently when watching the news." ”

Diana asked the NP maid to remove the fish soup and serve the fried scallops.

She then asked, "And what are you going to give Linda as an engagement gift next year?"

"Huh?" said Charles, startled, "what the hell are you doing?"

"Nothing. Diana ate the fatty and delicious scallop meat, "Your future brother-in-law is going to pull the red line for you and create a 'Maccaden Economic Belt' at the same time, and your grandmother has agreed in principle." ”

"What the hell is that?" Charles looked at Diana dumbfounded.

Diana then introduced him to Auston I's plans – an economic and trade belt around the northern continent and based on the Maccaden family. Although the details are still to be discussed, none of the parties is opposed to the establishment of this trade belt.

"So, you're caught in the maelstrom of political marriages. "And your future brother-in-law intends to use the proceeds of this plan to make the Bischberg parties abandon your enemies, so that you will not have so many worries about revenge." ”

Charles pinched his brows and couldn't speak for a long time.

Diana drank there and said, "Linda is not good, she is very beautiful." ”

Charles spread his hands, "What's the use of looking good, you don't think you can make her look the same as us, if her father is the first to jump out and clean you up." ”

Diana put the wine glass on the table, then looked directly at Charles, and asked very seriously, "Are you hinting at something? ”

She waited for a while, and found that Charles had stopped there silently with his hands outstretched, as if he had dropped the line.

Within a minute, Charles faded away.

Diana pursed her lips, picked up the bottle and drank it directly.

In the real world, Charles awoke violently and found himself drenched in ice and water.

Then he saw Victoria and Leif standing on either side of him, with Leif still holding an empty bucket in his hand.

"Well, it's clean. Leif said to Victoria, "That way you won't have a bad stomach." ”