Chapter 258: Fuck Your Sister's Count

"Gong Er, look at this Yaksha King's wings, the original price is 8.8 trillion yuan, and now it's a special price, it's only 880 billion, one discount, it's worth it!"

Gong Xu looked up and saw that the void had returned, holding a feather in his hand with a proud face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The emperor's forehead was bruised, and he gritted his teeth and said: "After so many years, your vision is still so poisonous! This is a priceless treasure, because the Hungry Ghost Dao is forbidden to fly, it is only here that it is discounted and promoted, and the people of the Hungry Ghost Dao can only buy it as an ornament." ”

Looking at the Emperor's slightly hideous expression, although Gong Xu didn't know what the benefits of this Yaksha King's wings were, what could make the Emperor feel distressed was definitely a good thing, and he said without hesitation: "Buy it!"

"Old Gong...... Look at this Liuyun War Fire Robe, the original price is 8.8 trillion yuan, and now it is a special price, only 0.5 percent off, 440 billion yuan, super value!"

When Gong Xu heard this, his eyes lit up, but he looked at the pile of dark coins that he hadn't counted with some confusion, and asked worriedly: "I don't know if the money is enough." ”

"Emperor, you said it, it doesn't matter if you have more or less. Yue'er looked at the emperor coquettishly.

"Oh, that's it. The emperor couldn't stand Yue'er's eyes, and waved his hand helplessly and said, "Take it." It is also a decoration to be placed here, this is the time of the war, the loot I collected, has a great blessing effect on the heavenly fire, and it is also a pearl cast here, there is only the earth fire here, it is better to let it see the light of day. ”

"Thank you, the Emperor!" Yue'er put her arms around the emperor's neck, gave a fragrant kiss with a pop, and casually put the war robe on her body.

Suddenly, a scorching breath of the most rigid and yang emanated from Yue'er's body, and I saw that Yue'er's original graceful figure was perfectly wrapped in the war robe, which was exquisite. Yue'er raised her hand, raised it slightly, and with a snort, a golden flame as high as a foot high burst out of Yue'er's palm.

"Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, this is my treasure trove, don't play with fire, there are a lot of yin and evil treasures, I can't stand your toss." The Emperor hurriedly got up and extinguished the flame on Yue'er's palm with a wave of his hand.

"This ...... That one...... This robe, isn't it for me?" Gong Xu scratched the back of his head.

"What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine, do we need to be so clear?" Yue'er looked at Gong Xu with a smile.

"But ......"

"Do you want to die, dare to talk back to your boss?" Yue'er's face suddenly changed, and the fire flashed in her eyes, as terrifying as a fire demon coming out of purgatory.

Gong Xu hurriedly turned his head, pretended not to see it, and wiped a handful of sweat with his hands. encountered a female devil with a split personality, and Gong Xu could be regarded as admitted.

Bang!

A pair of black wings spread out from the back of the void, the perfect curve, the black light refining feathers, the void set off very cool.

Teleported twice, the void disappeared from the spot into the distance, and flashed back in an instant, Gong Xu suddenly found that his eyes couldn't keep up with the speed of the void, this pair of wings is definitely the best treasure!

"Hungry ghosts are forbidden to fly!" the emperor looked at the void with an unkind face.

"My feet are not off the ground. He retracted his wings with a look of great satisfaction.

Gong Xu chuckled in his heart, and a bad premonition came to his heart!

"The ......"

"As your Shishen, I naturally have to pay for my equipment, don't you?" interrupted Gong Xu with a bold attitude.

Gong Xu burst into tears, turned around and lay on the wall of the treasure house and scratched hard......

"Hahahahaha......" The emperor rolled on the ground regardless of his image, unable to stand up with a smile, he had been looking forward to this scene for a long time. Although Xuhe Yue'er's eyes are also a little more vicious, but being able to see such a hilarious scene, the emperor thinks it's worth it, it's worth it! He hasn't been so happy for a long time.

There is a saying: Happiness is always based on the pain of others!

"Aren't you afraid that things are too expensive and not enough money?Emperor, are you just allowing them to choose things indiscriminately?" Gong Xu looked at the Emperor with a sad expression.

"No, they have a lot of them. Together, 1320 billion, you have a total of 120 billion, and you still owe me 200 billion. The Emperor clutched his stomach and laughed.

Gong Xu turned his head to look at Yue'er and Xuan suspiciously, and the two of them nodded unmistakably, obviously knowing it for a long time.

"I'll rub it, can you tell me how you calculated, let me die and understand it!" Gong Xu wailed sadly.

"It's very simple, four people, each with a trillion principal, the emperor took back the three trillion principal, so the three of us have only one trillion in our hands, and both of us have given you the money, so what you have in your hand is one trillion yuan, don't count it." Your last hand, the three closed doors, the open bar, the hidden bar, the self-draw bar blossomed, 120 billion, didn't the emperor give it to you? We didn't give it, so what you have in your hand is 1,120 billion. ”

Gong Xu glanced at the void with the last hope, only to see this guy shrug his shoulders, obviously thinking that this was a simple question, and Gong Xu suddenly had the heart to die.

Fuck your sister's count! Kill Lao Tzu! Win a big meal, don't receive a dime, and paste 200 billion coins upside down.

"No, one of you still owes me 120 billion, take the money!" Gong Xu finally reacted.

"Emperor, look at ......" Yue'er looked at the Emperor pitifully, because she was slower than the void and came back slowly, so if she said that overspending was also overspending on her.

"I paid it back for them, they both owe you a total of 240 billion, well, I'll give you another 40 billion, take your pick. The Emperor happily took out forty pieces of dark coins and stuffed them into Gong Xu's hand.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

The three of them lay on the ground with no image smiling, clutching their stomachs and looking in pain......

Gong Xu gritted his teeth, his face was pale, and he held the hard-won 40 billion dark coins, and he wanted to beat these three hateful guys violently.

However, no matter how aggrieved Gong Xu was and how much he scratched the wall, the reality made him have to calm down, because he couldn't beat any of the people here.

Needless to say, the Great Emperor alone is not something that Gong Xu has the confidence to challenge. After he had the wings of the Yaksha, Gong Xu couldn't keep up with the speed at all, and it was interesting enough that he didn't fight back. As for Yue'er, let's not talk about her terrifying flames, just the usual backlog of Yinwei (deliberately fighting like this, afraid of harmony) is not something Gong Xu dares to challenge.

Forget it, Gong Xu was completely appointed. Carefully hold the hard-won 40 billion, but the fly legs are also meat, it's better than nothing!

With the spirit of super optimism forced out, Gong Xu's sad figure disappeared into the display shelves......