Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Crotch Hides... Official seal
"I... Your most beloved swallow catcher. β
"Oh my god, it's scared to death."
Everyone got up one after another, and then moved the tables and chairs, and Xiao Liu was also startled when he entered the door. "Huh? What are you doing here? β
"It's not you yet, half-talking, scaring us!" The shopkeeper complained.
Yan Xiaoliu scratched his head, and was also very embarrassed, "Hehe, I can't help it, this fact is too big, and no one will believe it when I say it!" β
"Okay, don't sell it, it's all your own people."
"Just, tell me, maybe we can help you."
Hearing everyone's persuasion, Xiaoliu also plucked up his courage: "That's good, I said yes, but don't spread it!" β
"Don't pass it on, don't pass it on...... What the hell is going on? β
"Listen upβthe thief has reappeared!"
Several people looked at Lao Bai in unison, and then turned their heads away as if nothing had happened.
"Hehe, who am I, it turns out to be a thief.... It's terrible, it's terrible. β
Everyone ridiculed, Lao Bai listened a little harsh, a little restless, "What, you talk first, let's pour a pot of tea." β
"What's even more terrifying is still to come, within ten days, in the forty-six counties of Guanzhong, on the public court of each yamen, it is written in big characters: The thief has come here for a visit."
Bai Zhantang also became serious now, originally he thought that it was another little thief who used his name to steal, but he didn't expect that this time it was to despise the authority of the imperial court, if he was caught, he would definitely not escape death.
"If that's all it takes, all the forty-six official seals have been stolen!"
This time it was really earth-shattering, especially Lao Bai, who exploded in his brain, stumbled and almost fell.
This is to pierce the sky!
"Now the entire Guanzhong has escaped in our county!"
"Huh? How do you do that? β
"It was Lou Zhixian who came up with a trick." Xiao Liu cried and took out an official seal wrapped in a brocade with a sad face, "He put the official seal on me!" β
"Isn't this a pit person, if you want to lose your official seal, why do you pay your head to the top?" The shopkeeper began to fight for Xiaoliu.
Xiao Liu held the official seal in his hand and looked flattering: "That's why I thought of you, several storms and spring and autumn...... If you want to lose it, let's lose it together. As he spoke, he threw himself at the inn.
None of the people wanted to get into trouble, so they quickly dodged.
"It's better to lose it yourself, you're welcome!"
Xiao Liu hurriedly bowed: "Brothers, big brothers (male hiding), eldest sisters (female hiding), little sisters (Xiaobei hiding)? β
"Who's your sister? Who is this man? β
"I'm not familiar with him, pull away, pull away......"
Yan Xiaoliu sighed, "Hey, I'm sorry for the trouble for everyone, take care, Xiaoliu has taken his leave." As he spoke, he turned to leave.
Tong Xiangyu knew that he was pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic, but she ate this set.
"Okay, okay, you can stay, but you can't take off your shoes!"
"Why, I washed my feet before I came!"
"That's not allowed!" Everyone spoke in unison.
"Well, it's better to sleep than to stay up late." As he spoke, he also lay down with his clothes.
At this time, Tong Xiangyu coughed dryly, "Zhantang, can you accompany me out for a while?" β
Bai Zhantang glanced at the shopkeeper, and then followed him out.
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I don't know how long it took, Chu Nan was about to fall asleep, when he heard Xiao Liu's throat, and everyone woke up suddenly.
"What's going on?"
Xiao Liu pointed to the table in horror, "Official seal...... Put it on the table and it's gone! β
"How is this possible?"
Chu Nan, on the other hand, was wondering why he put the official seal on the table instead of himself.
"I don't lie to you, I saw it with my own eyes."
Bai Zhantang was experienced in this kind of thing, so he hurriedly asked: "Did the official seal disappear at a glance by 'rubbing', or did it disappear by 'rubbing'?" β
"Does it make a difference?"
"Rub it, it's suddenly gone, rub it, it's slowly become transparent, and then disappear."
"I guess it's a rub." Xiao Liu was a little unsure.
"That's impossible, there is no such clever kung fu in the world!" Lao Bai directly vetoed this situation.
Xiao Liu gave him a blank look, full of contempt, "Cut...... What do you know? β
Everyone couldn't say Lao Bai's identity, so they could only persuade one after another: "He really understands, you still believe him!" β
"If I'm not mistaken, the official seal must be on someone's body, and it will never leave this house!"
Oh, Lao Bai really has a set.
"So what to do?"
Answer: Search!
Everyone searched for it, but there was no official seal at all, everyone looked at Lao Bai, but they didn't expect Lao Bai to miss it.
"What do you want me to do? Isn't there another person who hasn't been searched? β
Hearing Lao Bai's reminder, everyone woke up: yes, there is another person who has been watching the excitement on the side.
So, everyone set their eyes on Xiaoliu.
"Who? Me? Xiaoliu seemed to have been greatly wronged, "My things, I still steal them myself?" β
"Less nonsense, hands-on!"
"Ah, no, Amidie."
Everyone pounced, and in a blink of an eye, Xiao Liu's official robe was ripped off, leaving only the big red belly pocket on his body, Xiao Liu's hands on his chest, very aggrieved.
This noodle is spicy and spicy.
"I-yo still wearing a belly pocket?"
"It looks quite fat, and it's still quite fat when I take it off."
Hearing everyone's ridicule, Xiao Liu simply opened his arms and shook off his fat body, "Look, is there one?" Have it? Look, I have to look, I don't have anything to say this time. β
Lao Bai threw the clothes back to Xiao Liu, and he was also puzzled, "This is strange, is there really such a thing as taking things from the air, but how is this possible?" β
Xiao Liu put on his clothes, patted Lao Bai on the back, and was about to interject: "Hey-"
The shopkeeper directly stopped him: "Little Liu, let him be quiet for a while, maybe he can find clues, let's go to sleep first." β
Everyone yawned and fell asleep, only Lao Bai gnawed his fingers, looked around, and thought.
I don't know how long it took - it was late at night, and people were not quiet.
The loud mouth snored loudly, and everyone was so noisy that they got up one after another.
"What's going on? And let no one sleep? β
Lu Xiucai rubbed his sour eyes: "Now you know my pain, right?" β
"Brother Hou...... You're so pathetic. Xiao Guo was very sympathetic to him.
At this time, there was a loud knock on the door, and everyone was like a frightened bird, huddled together again, and Xiaoliu, as the head catcher, naturally couldn't pretend to be an ostrich like everyone, so he had the courage to pull out his knife.
"Who?"
"I ...... Xing catches the head! β
When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, and then they were about to open the door.
At this time, Xiao Liu suddenly stopped everyone and snorted coldly: "Wait, where did Xing Zhutou come from?" I've only heard of swallow catchers! β
Lao Xing was silent outside the door for a long time, and seemed to have made up his mind: "It's Lao Xing, okay?" β
After everyone opened the door, Lao Xing, who looked anxious, came in, "I know you're here, hurry up and go back and have a look, the public hall has been turned into a mess, and even the plaque has been taken off." β
"That's crazy, isn't it? And there is no royal law! β
"By the way, is the official seal still with you?" Lao Xing asked.
Yan Xiaoliu's face stiffened, and then smiled: "Here!" Really, I don't believe you ask them......" said, Xiao Liuyi pointed to the big guy.
The crowd looked left and right about it:
"The weather is nice today, and you can still see the sun.....
"The star is still the same star......
Lao Xing is old arrest is fast, and when he saw the situation, he knew that something was wrong, so he asked: "Take out the official seal and I'll take a look, take it out!" β
"Take it, take it...."Xiao Liu pretended to take out the official seal in his arms, and then took out the shackles hidden under him, and skillfully put them on Lao Xing's hand, "Ahaha, look where you are running this time!" β
"Little Liu, what are you doing here? He's your master! β
Yan Xiaoliu was very proud, and the smile on his face couldn't be hidden, "I heard from the brother of the eighteen-mile shop that the thief is proficient in disguise and can make himself look like anyone, so I specially set up this bureau, just waiting for you to come from the net, ahaha......"
Bai Zhantang was still gnawing his fingers, "Then your official seal?" β
"Hehehe.... It's still hidden in my pants! β
"Woo ......"
Everyone only felt a tooth grind.
At this time, Lao Xing, who had a dead face, spoke: "Little Liu, you better not be a fast catcher." β
"Why?"
"It's a pity not to write such a good imagination!"
"Dare to be hard-mouthed? Everyone, let's open your eyes today......" As he spoke, Xiao Liu directly pulled Xing's face, tossing for a long time, his hands and feet became slower and slower, and finally gave up and stood aside with his hands down.
Because that face is still that face, there is no sign of deformation at all.
"Master...... I was wrong! β