Chapter Thirty-Six: The Sparrow Becomes a Phoenix
Concubine Zhen was startled, looked at me inexplicably, and I continued: "Isn't it time for Concubine Zhen to make a big salute to this princess......?"
Sure enough, Concubine Zhen's face turned dark when she heard the words of the big salute, but she immediately changed to a contemptuous expression, and the little finger of her right hand elegantly plucked her ear, and said coldly: "Yo! This ear in this palace is not very good, why can't you hear what the princess says?"
I squinted my eyes and stared at Concubine Zhen, yes, pretend to me here! I smiled and said sarcastically: "Concubine Zhen Niangniang looks young, how can she be worse than an old woman of seventy or eighty years old in her ears! I was alarmist, and I pretended to be surprised and covered my mouth with my hand, I didn't believe that she Concubine Zhen could still sit still, the women in this palace cared most about this skin, if they were old and decrepit, how could they get favor? Without grace, it is better to die and be happy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info What's more, it's a holy family like Concubine Zhen.
As I expected, Concubine Zhen was indeed taken aback, and her eyes gritted her teeth at me with hatred.
Seeing this, I walked up to Concubine Zhen like a successful trick, lowered my voice, but everyone present could hear it clearly, and then said: "It just so happens that when this princess traveled, she met a master who specializes in this area, do you want to introduce it to Niangniang?"
When Concubine Zhen heard this, she was angry, and she was so angry that she barely squeezed out the word "you" from between her teeth.
I wasn't annoyed, I was happy in my heart, so I said suspiciously: "Huh? Concubine Zhen's ears are good? It seems that I bothered." After a change of words, he continued: "Since Concubine Zhen's ears are good, let's make a big salute! This princess is still waiting for Niangniang to congratulate!" After that, he sat back on the main seat, his eyes did not leave Concubine Zhen, waiting for her next move.
Who knew that Concubine Zhen snorted coldly, held her head high, like an arrogant peacock, and raised her voice disdainfully: "Those sluts don't have to salute, why do you want to salute in this palace, who do you think you are? It's just a country girl who turns a sparrow into a phoenix by luck, what kind of identity does this palace have, saluting you, it's a joke." ”
The word slut fell into the ears of Concubine Yu, Xie Zhaoyi, Wang Meiren and Chen Meiren, like a thorn in the heart, their bodies trembled, they are both imperial concubines, and they are also from famous families, how can she Concubine Zhen easily be called a slut, but she can't help Concubine Zhen, so she has to bite her lip secretly.
My heart is angry, you can do this gift today, you can do it, you have to do it, no matter what kind of identity you are, it is nothing to me.
While Concubine Zhen was proud, I slid a copper coin out of my sleeve, and with my internal strength, the copper coin popped out of my fingers with a "bang", hit Concubine Zhen's knee hard, and rolled out of the bone. Concubine Zhen exclaimed in pain, and the whole person's center of gravity was unstable and threw herself straight towards me to the ground, making a "bang" sound, I felt distressed for a while, ouch, how much pain should my floor be!
So I pretended to be startled by her sudden movements, and quickly got up and pretended to help her, and there was no next move when my hands were far away from her...... I'm sorry for the princess!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the queen and several other concubines laughing low with their sleeves covered their faces. Concubine Zhen's palace maid was startled, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly stepped forward to help her master.
Concubine Zhen was dizzy, she got up from the ground and pounced on me, I dodged steadily and retreated, another copper coin had slipped from her sleeve into her hand, and her tone was picked, threatening: "Niangniang walks unsteadily, or watch your step!"
When Concubine Zhen heard this, her movements froze, and after suffering the previous losses, she didn't dare to act rashly again, and shouted to the palace maid beside her: "Take the congratulatory gift from this palace!"
The palace maid took two painting scrolls in response, and Concubine Zhen glared at me coldly and ordered the palace maid to unfold the painting scrolls......
The first scroll was unfolded, and everyone, including me, was stunned by the disobedience of the scroll when they saw the painting, and everyone else held their breath and did not dare to say anything. I stared at the screen, my eyes shining. I saw a sparrow standing on the scroll, which was not as clumsy as a three-year-old child, and looked more like a crow. Next to the painting is a phoenix, the technique is much better than the sparrow, but there is no phoenix charm, at first glance it looks like a chicken, afraid of people puzzled, but also next to the painting noted the word sparrow and phoenix, it is clearly a satire of my sparrow into a phoenix, but also the two painted so clumsy, its intention can be imagined.
I didn't get angry immediately, I just turned my eyes to Concubine Zhen, only to see her smile provocatively, and then ordered the palace maid to unfold the second painting scroll, everyone else was sweating, curious about the content of Concubine Zhen's second picture, and there were also a few people with the mentality of watching a good show, and followed the nervousness.
The second one was unfolded, and my face instantly darkened, and some people held back a smile, but they didn't dare to be presumptuous. The technique of the second painting is not much better than the first, the same clumsy, painting a bare phoenix and a chicken, the same text, ironic I will one day lose the phoenix is not as good as a chicken, my hands are clenched into a fist between the sleeves, a cold light swept towards the concubine, she raised her head and looked at me, the four eyes were opposite, all the collision of electric light and flint, only to burn the other party to the outside of the charred inside.
Concubine Zhen smiled proudly, and her lips opened slightly, "What's the matter? The princess is still satisfied with the congratulatory gift from this palace? This palace has spent a lot of effort to tailor it for you!"
I let go of my clenched hand, took a deep breath, adjusted my tone and asked, "This painting is from the mother's hand?"
She nodded smugly yes. When I saw this, I raised my hand and applauded, and the applause suddenly resounded through the main hall. Concubine Zhen was stunned for some reason, and I sneered: "Niangniang is really the 'Danqing Holy Hand', this painting is so ...... Well, it's shocking, less than half a point older than a three-year-old child, and it really makes this princess admire. It's just ......" I changed my voice, and then I took a picture of the feathered phoenix from the palace maid and walked in front of Concubine Zhen, "This painting, Lin Xue is afraid that she can't bear it, thank you for your kindness." It's just that the princess borrowed flowers to offer Buddha today, and transferred the painting of Niangniang to Niangniang, this painting and Niangniang are simply a good match, and I am afraid that no one in this world can afford it except Niangniang. I hope that the mother will not refuse. ”
Concubine Zhen was so shocked that her mouth grew, but I didn't expect me to react like this, and before she could react, I forced the painting into her arms, "I wish Niangniang's 'good dream' come true." ”
Concubine Zhen reacted and burst into a foul mouth directly, "Slut, how dare you insult this palace?" was furious and wanted to tear the painting up, but I raised my eyebrows and didn't answer. Concubine Zhen wanted to embarrass me, but she slapped herself in the face, where could Concubine Zhen stand it, and only tore the painting to pieces. I didn't say a word, let her vent, and at this time, Su'er came in with a big iron kettle of tea, and my eyes flashed with a gleam, Concubine Zhen, the show has just begun......