The ugly parrot was green, and after learning Director Zhang's mortal star poems, it flew down on a banyan tree nearby... Just about to sigh, "It's just a stupid ugly cat!" ...... On the side a gourd ladybug sang there:

Mu monkey and crown,

After all, he is not a temple student. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Show amateur skills in front of an expert

I don't know how thick the sky is!

very foolish

It was the parrot who learned to speak!

Follow the crowd

Ridiculous two-inch child!!

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"Oh, your mother! Pity you are so big, and you dare to challenge Lao Tzu, a great man like Taishan Beidou, and a green father-in-law?... Okay, I'm going to make an exception to kill you today! I'm going to eat you just now! Dog's Day!" said the green father-in-law, and with a "peck"! swallowed the gourd ladybug......??...!!......

This ugly and cute green and green swallowed the great Blue Emperor in one bite...... His Majesty Lan Di scolded in the green intestines: "Your mother, ugly bird, have you ever seen such a colorful gourd ladybug? Your sister, you dare to eat it directly???... Isn't Lao Tzu still looking forward to it in his heart, so he came to care about it, His Royal Highness Diao Chan, and Princess Qiuhua in his belly!?...? You're going to die......" ......

But Lord Blue Emperor! Anger is anger, but you must first rush out of this intestine full of "gold, rice and rice fields...... So he became a chromosome, and he slipped out of the green father-in-law and the private parts unconsciously... (The king of this country, what a ruined view...... ）…

Lord Blue Emperor finally "broke through the dung and escaped", quickly turned into a small mantis, and flew down to another tree opposite..."He" couldn't leave, because he still wanted to see Diao Chan......

But unlucky, he met a crazy child with ADHD: Grandpa Green. ！… At this moment, the ugly green green is "soaring" here again...?!?......

Green had just eaten a gourd ladybug that scolded it, but when she thought of the ugly thing scolding herself for scolding herself, she was very angry! So she learned to and pecked at the trunk of the tree to vent: "Knock! Knock knock ......" (I guess I was really saddened by the Blue Emperor!...... ）……

Peck and peck, this bird is a "mad dog". I saw the little mantis that the Blue Emperor had changed again... In that angry eyes looked down at the "little insect......

Lord Blue Emperor, in the face of this "crazy beast", it could have been completely stealthy and dodged, but it felt that it was too faceless to do so. The king of his own country is actually afraid of an ugly parrot! Won't he make the world laugh off his big teeth...... So there is still a little praying mantis, a little more than a centimeter, facing this "mad dog" in awe......

Ugly Green looked at this "big-headed mantis" for a long time, and felt that this little mantis was too ugly and had a disproportionately big head! It must be a monster mantis. So he shouted: "Okay! Where is the ugly worm, dare to covet His Royal Highness the Holy Driver here! Lao Tzu only takes one bite! (Lord Green Prince, opened its "bloody mouth") ......"...

"Oh, yes! I said, who wants to eat me! It turned out to be just now: the great man of the green prince who wants to go out of the Hongdu Gate and the sword is as dark as water!! What a poem! What a song of "Chivalry and Travel" by Fan Xing Wen Gong! With the green father-in-law who didn't even wear pants, it really looks like the sound of heaven! (Fan Xing's slut wears Chengqiang, at least a human being, and also wears a pair of swimming pants.) You ugly bird, and you are cheap, and you are a wild thing... ）… Okay! Okay! Under the little praying mantis chastity, take it!. … Green Gong and eat slowly, because of my admiration for my father-in-law, like a surging river! So let me go home, and inform my parents and sisters, aunt, sixth cousin, third aunt, seventh uncle... All of them came here to meet my father-in-law. Willing to become、The food in the mouth of the father-in-law、It is the honor of the whole family..."...

"Hahahahaha! Cute and well-behaved little chastity! You are too worried! You also see that His Royal Highness the noble concubine who guards my family with a sword is a master of noble conduct. In addition, I was born in a rich and noble family of emperors and nobles. Is it like someone who sent you a few small insects to eat? Hahahahaha! It's really a frog at the bottom of a well, and I never know how wide my wild goose flies... Xiao Zhenzhen, your heart is very dark! Where do you want to go to the seat of chivalry and righteousness?... Really... Listen, my father-in-law will magnanimously forgive you now for your sins. I order you to stand on the head of my father for the time being, and defend it with me, Your Royal Highness the Great Concubine who is walking below, what do you think?..." Green Green shook his head and said to the little mantis Zhenzhen. …

"Lord Xie Gonggong carries! Zhenzhen looks at the brilliance of Lord Green Gong, which is not only like the morning sun at noon!(??!?) and just like the ink court of Xuantian! Brilliant and dazzling......" The Blue Emperor praised this ugly and cute bird, and flew obediently to the head of the ugly bird, and said in his heart: "Be Lao Tzu's mount............!

So these two "magic sticks" stood on the treetops. Gazing below, the Jade Emperor's family and the other three emperors converged......

The crowd laughed and laughed below...... Sister Jia Wenqian, who looked at his sister Zhang Zhenyao with even more disdain, because this girl was still wearing a school uniform at this time to show off her golden deputy squad leader's armband...... Sister Jia and another vinegar jar, Zhang Zhenrao, whispered there, annoying deputy squad leader......

People are flocking to Her Royal Highness the Diao Chan Princess... Bursts of laughter from time to time......

Looking at such a "grand occasion", the ugly parrot Lulu excitedly chanted poetry on the tree (of course, he still learned to speak):

"At noon on hoe day,

Sweat drops down the soil.

Who reads Chinese food on a plate,

Every grain is hard.

Hahahahaha...ha

This poem cherishing food should be the scene of this gathering of friends?... Ugly bird! You are old, you haven't eaten that "cheap chastity" before, and you sigh for food here, right? But in this way, it is in response to your scene! Hahahaha... ）…

"I say chastity!How can this father feel that you are so proficient in the mortal literature of their human race!! Why is that? Tell me about it!" asked the green father, who flew to a higher place and was standing.

"Oh! Back to Lord Lugong, the old hometown of the little one is in the Yunyang National Teachers College next door to this Feiquan community. And right next to the building of the Department of Astrology, plus I am very talented, and I was born to understand their human language. Therefore, those who listen to them every day recite knowledge, care, and knowledge, too. … I slowly immersed myself in it...... I am now half a literati! In this absurd experience, it made the green father-in-law laugh! Don't blame it... "Little mantis Zhenzhen, go back to this father-in-law." …

"Oh?!That's a good thing!How can I see this person laughing at you!hahahaha... Come and explain to this seat, the first sentence of the poem just now: Noon on the day of hoeing. What kind of mood is it? And this poem was written by the literati? so domineering! What a poem!" (??!?) Ugly Green asked again. (It turns out that this stupid bird really only learns tongues, I'll ... ）…

The "ugly chastity" pretended to be the Blue Emperor and teased him: "Oh! On the afternoon of the hoe day, it is about a great man like his father-in-law, shining like a red sun in the blue sky at noon! This majestic heroic epic is written by Mr. Nalan Xingde, the great writer of the Fanxing Qing Dynasty and the son of Nalan Mingzhu, (??? Li Shen and Nie Yizhong, they have all crossed into the soul of this Xingde brother????, and finally let this Nalan brother get drunk to ????death at the age of 30 ... ）。 This Brother Nalan, his old man, and a well-known poem: If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad painting fan! It is really a famous sentence of thorough love! Hahahahaha! When the green adults grow up and fall in love in the future, they can go down and exchange more poems! Hahahahaha......"...

"Okay, okay! I didn't expect you to be a literati with a small insect...... The ugly cat jumping up and down below is a negative teaching material, a typical mountain and wild man, a wild thing! Hmph! ugly cat! Not a good thing!" Lord Green Gong once again shouted to the "Zhenzhen" duck. ……

This community park, thousands of acres of forest. At this time, due to the arrival of the five emperors of this country, it appeared even more verdant and green...... Bless you......!