Chapter 12 Punching the Street and Scolding Station
The thundercloud returns home, evoking the system interface.
Total points: 351008
Available Credits: 201802
Redemption of points and skills, exchange of points and items, and exchange of popularity points.
Already has items, particle stereo, 360-degree levitation shooting robot ball, and bodyguard Lei Biao.
Redeemed the "Earth Song Finder, Song Generator", Lei Yun didn't forget what he said yesterday, he wanted to slap the star's face and swell, and asked you to pretend to be in front of me, "Pat the pat and pat or not." ”
Upload the song to Weibo with the adding, "Follow me with my left hand and right hand in slow motion, pat the pat on the back."
Netizens and fans on Weibo saw that Lei Yun uploaded the song and began to audition, and after listening to it, they were all admired, and they were immediately amused when they looked at Lei Yun's words, and they began to attack back.
My big knife has long been hungry and thirsty: Who was the one who scolded the most just now, "Don't think that I don't know you if you delete comments, just the happiest you scold, comrades follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion, and shoot him." ”
The happiest thing about this scolding is that he is a member of the outdoor anchor of the light and shadow live broadcast, originally Lei Yun was the big brother of the light and shadow outdoor before the live broadcast, Lei Yun not only robbed him of the audience, but also robbed him of the first throne, which is bearable, and the uncle can't bear it.
So seeing that some netizens were besieging Lei Yun, he joined in, he would not give up such a good opportunity, so he ruthlessly scolded the street, at least he also thought that Lei Yun would not be able to come up with a work.
Let the bullet ash: Ah, explode his Weibo lined up in formation, "Left hand and right hand in slow motion, pat pat pat pat ”
And this time shadow official also voiced, in view of the outdoor anchor Liangchen intentionally damage the collective friendship of light and shadow, we will terminate our anchor Liangchen, and at the same time file legal proceedings against him, we are looking for common development in line with the idea of kindness and family, and will never allow personal destruction, I hope you can learn from it.
At this time, Moxiu also stood up, some companies are fake tigers, and the company officially invites Liangchen to join us as a big family with love.
As old rivals, the two big bull-level companies in the live broadcast industry don't know how many years they have been fighting, and many viewers are not surprised, and some fans come out again and start spraying each other.
The scene is just like a group of aunts scolding the street, and there are also big-hearted audiences watching the two parties scolding, "Selling melon seeds, peanuts, and mineral water for scolding the street."
And Lei Yun doesn't care about this, no matter who scolds whom, he is not a big man who can't control this level, and the new song has also been released, and he has nothing to do, he learned the classic scolding words of the earth and sprayed the magic show, and Lei Yun's fans have followed, and the Internet scolding station has begun.
Some Leiyun fans still scolded the singer on Weibo, "I really can't listen to the songs you wrote, and the gentle woman is sleeping in her dreams, why don't you go to heaven." ”
Lei Yun also made a comment, "I hate you the most about occupying the pit and not, you have to find the reason from yourself when you encounter something, don't blame the earth for not being attractive if you don't have the ability, you spray feces at least, oh" No, you thought about what unknown things you did before you sprayed the song, I confessed that it was not perfect enough, what about you?
Netizens liked and replied to this post, "6666, it turns out that scolding people can play like this, worship".
The singer saw his post and vomited blood and retorted vigorously, many of his fans didn't pay attention to him, he couldn't scold him anymore, and he saw Lei Yun scolding people and having fun, they joined his team to scold his original idol and vomit.
Then Lei Yun was not shocked, and another sentence came: "Please don't brag B in the future, please return Niu B to the cow, the cow also needs to live, don't blame you for not writing a good song, blame your mother for giving birth to you." ”
Dongyuan is an ordinary worker, often loves to surf the Internet, nothing to go to the waves to brag, at first he saw the hot search in the "light and shadow and magic show tearing war" curiously clicked in, he was drinking water, he happened to catch up with Lei Yun scolding, looking at Lei Yun's scolding tone, he didn't hold back when he drank water, the water sprayed happened to enter the socket, and a short spark appeared in an instant, and then the computer crashed directly, with a gloomy face, "I bought a watch last year, this is the computer I saved for half a year to buy, and I want to cry without tears." ”
Thunderclouds, who were far away in the harbor, sneezed and said to himself, "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I didn't mean to curse." ”
The singer spoke at this time, "What qualifications do you have to say that I am a showman, but I am also a real artist, what about you?" Take the local tyrant who brushes the gift as the master? ”
"Selling your art to fail,?" Lei Yun sighed in his heart, he was really like this in his previous life, but now that he has a system that needs to do this, ? What is a gift, I want to be popular and well-known, it is impossible to tell the public.
Thundercloud shot back, "From today onwards, I don't need any gifts, I don't need any titles, and whoever gives me a gift will be in a hurry." ”
Netizens and fans said, "I will never give gifts to the anchor in the future, if anyone asks me to give a gift, I will be in a hurry, conscience anchor." ”
At this time, the number of Lei Yun's fans naturally reached 400,000, but the number of singers who worked with him dropped from 900,000 to 700,000, which made him crazy, and angrily slapped on the computer table, "I am with you with the surname Lei, but this shot is tragic, and it crashes directly. ”
The keyboard warriors who scolded for a long time found that the singer didn't make a sound, so they began to disband one after another, and before the disbandment, everyone sent a sentence "I'll be back." ”
And the smashed computer man singer directly vomited three liters of blood, took out his mobile phone and made a call, "Brother Tiger, do me a favor, that person is called Thundercloud Light and Shadow Anchor, I want him to be unable to get out of bed, and he will faint after speaking." ”
And after this scolding war, major news websites began to circulate Lei Yun's classic scolding.
Lei Yun at home looked at the phone with a confused face, I haven't scolded it yet, why can't you do it, it's too bad.
Lei Yun, who was in a good mood, called Yin to Qing, "Old Yin, is there any classic scolding words on the earth, give my brother a set." ”
The host has, "But you need three thousand points, before exchanging, it is recommended that the host drink the remaining physique enhancement liquid, your physique belongs to our civilization and can be poured by the wind." ”
Lei Yun retorted, "Pour your sister, I've become a superman when I drink, although I say so, I have already picked up the physique enhancement liquid in my hand, and I drink it together, ah~ Happy, Xiao Er is giving me a dozen." ”
After drinking the potion, there is a surging power in the body, and now the thundercloud can fight with the lion.
After drinking, I exchanged all the classic curses of the earth, and after seeing it, the one who dared to tear me up on the street was scolded until he was embarrassed.
With the rest of the money, he is going to buy a house in the next few days, and the current room is too crowded, and he still has more than enough money to mortgage a large house with millions of dollars.