"Hey, Leah, this guy is actually bald, bald at this age will affect future generations. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Wow, it's so inhumane to treat such a poor carp so roughly. ”

"Ouch, slow down when cutting cucumbers, I'm a little bit of a pain......"

Zhang Fanren, who kept hearing Lancelot's noisy voice in his ears, stopped the kitchen knife in his hand and roared angrily: "My hair was burned off by fire, so it's not bald, carp is used to make steamed carp, how can I do it if I don't kill it, how did I cut cucumbers provoke you! It's you, hurry up and go home for me!"

"Leah, you see he's so stingy, he even has to let me stay here for a while, it's too domineering. Lancelot approached Leah aggrieved.

"I think Mr. Mortal is right, Lance, you better go home. Leah clearly didn't like Lancelot pestering herself either.

"Qi Shan, they all bullied me, woo woo. Lancelot pounced on Zhang Qishan, but was deftly dodged by Zhang Qishan.

"Brother mortal, Lance owes a little anyway, so I'll keep him ......"

Zhang Fanren refused viciously: "No, you are the same, it's almost dinner time, your mother called you home for dinner! You two hurry up and go together!"

After learning that Zhang Fanren wanted to cook more food at night, Zhang Qishan and Lancelot were cheeky and stayed, and those bodyguards were also sent back by Lancelot. In the face of these two guys who couldn't be beaten and couldn't get rid of, Zhang Fanren's vicious words were obviously in vain.

Zhang Qishan looked at the two old wine jars on the ground and said with a smile: "It's okay, my mother never cares about my meals, and besides, I didn't come empty-handed, but I specially brought two bottles of old wine, and we will have a few drinks in the evening." ”

These two jars of wine were sent by Zhang Qishan after calling his family, it is said that Zhang Wutian brewed them himself, the year is long, Zhang Fanren was not less drunk by people in the army when he was in another world, and the amount of wine was not too bad, so he stayed.

Lancelot hurriedly replied, "Yes, yes, I also brought my favorite set of utensils, without which I would not have been able to eat." As he spoke, he gently stroked the antique box containing the cutlery on the table.

"Tableware, your sister, isn't that your own use, and are you a child, you can't eat without your own utensils!" said Zhang Fanren, resisting the urge to kick Lancelot.

"It doesn't have to be for me, I can use it if Leah wants to...... Yes!" Lancelot glanced up at Leah, who was hiding far away.

You obviously hesitated! Is this set of utensils so important? If you lose it one day, you won't starve to death!

"Why are mortal brothers so ruthless, we are obviously comrades-in-arms who have fought side by side, is this relationship so pale?" Zhang Qishan pretended to be sad.

"Fighting side by side, you're big, you haven't done it from beginning to end, okay!" Zhang Fanren retorted and instructed Su Qingqing: "Miss Su, the fish is ready, it's ready to be cooked." ”

There are so many people in the family, but only Su Qingqing still knows some cooking skills, which makes Zhang Fanren speechless.

"How could it be? I was busy saving people and took a few wonderful photos of the moment you made your move. Zhang Qishan took out a set of photos from his pocket and said.

"What photo?" Sitina, who was swallowing saliva while waiting for dinner, had a bright eye and jumped in front of Zhang Qishan excitedly: "Is there a photo of me?"

"Absolutely. Zhang Qishan said nonsense without changing his face: "And all of them are heroic, quite a heroine among women! But all of them are in my house, and I will ask someone to send them to you another day." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, it's not that good. Sitina chuckled, "Don't change the day, just tomorrow." ”

“……”

You've obviously been deceived, you didn't make much of a move after that guy arrived, it's all Seula messing around there, how can there be a wonderful shot of you!

"Brother mortal, would you like to have a few pictures of you?" asked Zhang Qishan.

"I'm not a narcissist, why do I want my own photos!" Zhang Fanren replied.

"Well, can I do it?" Leah whispered.

"Of course that's fine, do you want to zoom in on the close-up to life-size ratios? ”

"What the hell are you talking about! How do you use it at night, don't mess around, okay!"

There's a princess in my family who has been taught by you to break down!

"No, I won't need it at night. Leah lowered her head shyly: "Because at night I only need the pillow used by Mr. Mortal!"

"Well, what are you going to do with my pillow!"

"Of course, I sleep on my pillow, I think it's very reassuring to have the breath of Mr. Mortal, and if you hold a picture of Mr. Mortal, it will be a little difficult to fall asleep!" Leah said with an innocent expression.

"Hmm. Zhang Fanren was speechless: I actually imagined that Goddess Leia was that kind of person, I was really guilty, no, why can my breath actually help me fall asleep!

"I also want a few photos of Master Daniel Zhang. Laetia also cautiously walked up to Zhang Qishan and said, obviously it was a bit against her heart to ask her to ask for something from others, and her ears were already red.

Zhang Fanren looked at it and said secretly in his heart: At this time, it's better not to ask about the use.

"No problem. Zhang Qishan agreed, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile: "I'll ask someone to send some more after dinner." ”

"I'd like a few pictures of the villain, too!" Sitina said, rolling her eyes.

"Huh, why do you want my picture?"

"Of course, it's for magic aiming!"

"You dare to aim at one! I'll practice my swordsmanship right away on your forehead!"

"Hmm! the villain is too bad. Sitina said aggrieved.

"That is to say, this kind of behavior is domestic violence, according to the Law on the Protection of Minors, mortal brother, your behavior violates the relevant provisions of Article 10. ”

"You're a doctor with squinting eyes, why do you know the law?"

"Hey, I don't have any hobbies, but I'm often addicted to learning and can't extricate myself. ”

It's weird, you guy is obsessed with learning all those strange knowledge!

"Is the villain going to be taken away? That's not good, I don't want the villain to be taken away. Styna's face became serious.

Zhang Fanren was moved for a while: Sure enough, I didn't raise this waste house demon king in vain, and I actually knew that I didn't want to be arrested, but don't believe this squinting word, because you are not a citizen of your country at all, so you will not be protected by the law, of course, I will not be violent to you in the future.

"Because if the villain is arrested, no one will pay the electricity bill at home, and no one will cook for me. Sitina continued.

"Give me back my touch!" Zhang Fanren roared!