"After buying clothes in a while, Mom will take you to find out which fake certificate is more authentic. ”

Mother Ye took Ye Shuang's arm and walked proudly on the commercial street, and just said the first sentence that frightened Ye Shuang.

"What?!" Ye Shuang couldn't believe that she had heard Shenma.

"False testimony...... Don't sue me that you haven't seen it?!" Ye Ma also seemed quite surprised: "I remember that the university town is not very much, I used to go to your school and saw that I even had a graduation certificate......

Ye Shuang held his head and fainted for a while: "...... The question is, what am I doing?"

"Silly son. "Mama Ye took on the new role quite quickly, and she didn't disobey at all, just like she really had two sons when she was born. "Have you forgotten that you are now a black household? Not only do you have to apply for a fake card to use later, but your original ID card may also have to be reissued, in case it becomes beautiful and not like the original." ”

From childhood to adulthood, the two sisters and brothers of the Ye family, whether they entered kindergarten or entrance exams, various procedures, certificates, household registration certificates and personal contacts, etc., were all handled by Ye's mother.

can pull both children to college, and don't let Ye's father, a parent, bother a little in the middle, which is enough to prove Ye's mother's success.

Don't think that housewife is an unskilled profession. From childhood to adulthood, children should help them compare and choose schools, dredge up school registration, deal with teachers of all grades, and usually take care of all kinds of housework and take care of the three rice worms who don't do any work at home......

How did the yellow-faced woman come here?!

Men are generally more likely to succeed in their careers and see the big picture more accurately. But if it comes to the wisdom of life, as well as the care of the details, it is obvious that women should be more mellow and thoughtful.

For example, during the period from Ye Shuang's sudden transformation to the present, Ye's father first thought of his daughter's future after that, as well as the advantages and disadvantages that the transformation might bring.

What Ye's mother thought of was how to make her daughter's two identities better integrate into society and normal life.

……

It turns out that a competent housewife is not only careful and thoughtful when going through legal procedures, but also can do everything when she wants to go through less legal procedures......

"My son's ID card must be usable, searchable, and have a file record...... My mobile phone can be connected to the Internet, go back and get the ID number, let's book a ticket here on the spot, if you can't book a ticket, you won't say anything!"

MAMA YE HELD THE AUDIENCE WITH THE STRONG MOMENTUM OF BARGAINING TO BUY ONIONS IN THE VEGETABLE MARKET, CAREFULLY AND COMPREHENSIVELY PUT FORWARD HER OWN REQUIREMENTS, AND ALSO ASKED FOR A DISCOUNT BY THE WAY:

"In addition, I have a college diploma, I want 211, I will go to the Internet to check it, don't just find a print shop to fool us...... By the way, I heard that you can still get a household registration here?!Is it easy to get a driver's license?...... You see, I've taken care of so much of your business, have you wiped my spare money? Cheaper, big brother!"

Ye Shuang stood beside her with an embarrassed face, except for helping Ye Ma to perform the duties of the "man" town scene, she couldn't talk about other things here at all.

The men who were touched to the den of false testimony looked at each other with tears and mourning, and they were almost driven crazy by Mother Ye.

They do academic qualifications, identity, graduation certificates, technical certificates, and so on...... Although I have received all kinds of customers, I really have never met such a middle-aged professional housewife.

The bargaining skills of the people have simply lit up to the master level, and with the characteristics of a middle-aged woman who is verbose and likes to pick out details, he has successfully gained control in such an unfamiliar trading field.

This is not a Chinese cabbage for three yuan a pound, please let it go, aunt!

After looking at each other, a thin man who looked like a small person in charge came out, jumped over Ye Ma, who looked difficult, and looked Ye Shuang up and down first: "Black household?!"

“…… Didn't I come to you to have fun?!" Ye Shuang was a little speechless.

Mother Ye still wanted to speak, but Ye Shuang quietly pulled off her clothes...... The main thing is not to dare to drag the hand, and to handle it with care...... Glancing at the "son", Mama Ye thought about it and felt that it was easier for a man to speak on this occasion, so she simply stood aside and was in charge of the battle.

The thin man was also speechless: "I mean you look like this...... It's not because of some wanted reason that you want to change your identity, right?" This person doesn't look like the aura of an unidentified person, but a bit of a possibility of fake identity fraud. Not to mention anything else, going out with this face and changing a few identities to ask for a rich woman** is simply a hook and a quasi.

Ye Shuang didn't have as much associative power as a thin man, but he was also depressed by this speculation: "Big brother, you also said that my face is highly recognizable, and if I really want to be a traitor, I don't have to have plastic surgery first?!...... Don't guess, I'm not going to give you any trouble anyway. ”

"We're not afraid of trouble, anyway, we will change offices in a week, and you won't be able to pull us out even if you really show anything. The thin man didn't intend to ask too specifics, at most casually warning.

After speaking, the thin man picked up a digital camera from the table and threw it to his companion next to him, pointing to a small door in the room: "Go inside to take a photo, take your ID card and wait for a week, you can check the number or something, make sure there is no mistake, our identity here is all bought by orphanages, mountainous areas or accidental missing persons, you fill in a list when you go back, we will add you together with what name and academic qualifications, but academic qualifications can only be selected in our list of partner universities, 211 is not to think about it...... By the way, money must not be missing. ”

"We ......" Mama Ye couldn't help but instinctively interject as a housewife, and was dragged off her clothes again.

"Okay, as long as the identity is real, it's fine. Ye Shuang is actually lucky, although there are many places, but there are definitely not many people who can do such a professional, she and Ye Ma are equivalent to blind cats encountering dead mice, and luck just happened to catch a family.

For now, as long as she solves the identity problem, other problems are not a problem. This is not a good shop to let yourself choose slowly, after this village may not have this store again......

After leaving the contact number as soon as it was done, Ye Ma was still a little distressed when she went out: "What about tens of thousands of yuan, I see that other places are not only a hundred yuan?!"

“…… The quality is different, Mom. Ye Shuang couldn't cry or laugh, and patiently explained: "They said that this identity was bought, in other words, it was really stored, and the archives were found all over the country." It's just that the owner didn't log off after the disappearance or accident...... If this kind of identity is done, it is no problem to get married with a passport, and the price will naturally be high if the grade is high. ”

No matter how shrewd Mama Ye is, she is only an older generation after all, and there are many things she still doesn't know much about.

Ye Shuang has actually never experienced this kind of thing, but who needs to go through everything these days?! As long as Sister Du is here, no information in the information age is a secret......

Probably because the wood was already in the boat, and it was too aggrieved that such a handsome "son" couldn't go out casually, so Ye's mother accepted this reality after muttering a few words, reorganized her mood and prepared to go to the mall to buy clothes.

……

There are two kinds of children in this world, one is the child of one's own family, and the other is the child of someone else's family.

Don't talk about your own family, biological, painful, it's a pity that no matter how you teach, you can't teach amazing talents, average appearance, average grades, average personality, average career......

On the contrary, other people's children are all kinds of tall, either praised by everyone, or the first grade every year...... Anyway, there will always be one or two bright spots that make everyone's envy and successfully focus on them.

Ye Ma originally belonged to the ordinary people, and naturally it was impossible for genetic mutations to give birth to any particularly beautiful or smart children, although she had never disliked her own children, but if one day the child suddenly gave herself a long face, Ye Ma would certainly not refuse to enjoy that sense of accomplishment and pride.

Holding Ye Shuang's arm and taking a pestle into the mall, not to mention anything else, the feeling of focusing her eyes in an instant made Ye Ma extremely comfortable.

Since she was young, she has never had this kind of focus experience, but she didn't expect it to be realized today...... As soon as she was in a good mood, Mama Ye was naturally very easy to speak, and she was a little careful before she came in, but now she suddenly became bold: "Frost, just pick what you like! Mom's handsome son doesn't buy a few good clothes to line it up!"

“……”

Ye Shuang instantly felt that the first twenty-four years were like being raised......

A black line was dragged into a famous brand counter by my mother, no need to look at the clothes to judge the consumption grade, just looking at the template of Ye Shuang's face, the shopping guide lady's eyes suddenly lit up, and her voice was almost sweet and tired: "Welcome, what type of clothes does Mr. want to see?!"

"...... "Let's have two dozen small Nene first?!"

Ye Shuang couldn't help but complain, and just wanted to say something, as soon as she was familiar with the girl's voice, she came out from the side: "Aunt Luo?!"