-—-—-— half a year ago—-—-—-

In the lobby, everyone is making dumplings and preparing for the New Year.

The shopkeeper's face was full of spring breeze and walked down from the second floor, "Guys, how many have you packed?"

Li Dazui looked at the dumplings on the grate and counted them roughly, "There are more than a hundred, and it will be almost half an hour in another hour." ”

"Okay, okay, you go on the bag, go out and buy a Spring Festival couplet in equal amounts. ”

Lu Xiucai couldn't help but raise his head, and Mao recommended himself: "Shopkeeper, why don't you ask me to write? ”

Hearing this, Tong Xiangyu couldn't help but ridicule: "Your words are too dry and thin, not festive enough, you can write it when you go back to the Qingming Festival." ”

Xiucai was indignant, lowered his head and continued to make dumplings, and everyone laughed.

"Shopkeeper, don't forget to buy two firecrackers and come back. Lao Bai reminded.

"Yes. ”

Xiaobei, the bear child, also took the opportunity to make a request, after all, there will be no such shop in this village, "Sister-in-law, there are also the fireworks and the second kicker, the more the better." ”

"Wait, I'll be back in a while. ”

Tong Xiangyu walked out of the door, and Hou San, the splash in the town, happened to walk in front of the inn, and when he saw Tong Xiangyu going out, this guy turned around and fled.

At the same time, Tong Xiangyu also saw Hou San, so he hurriedly stopped him, "Hou San, where are you going in a hurry?"

Hou San saw that he couldn't run away, nodded and began to curry favor with Tong Xiangyu: "Uh...... Shopkeeper Tong, Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year, Happy New Year. The shopkeeper's greetings were not much nonsense with him, and he directly questioned the other party: "When will I settle the food money for the first two months?"

Hou San copied his sleeves and cowered, "After the New Year, the fastest fifteen and thirty at the latest, when I urge the payment back, it will be settled immediately, and I guarantee that there will be no delay for a minute." ”

"That's what you said last month!" the shopkeeper sneered.

"I'll say that next month......"

"Huh?"

Hou San knew that he was speechless, so he hurriedly cried poorly: "I am also a victim, the goods were sent, and the money was not returned, and there was no money for the New Year." ”

For these excuses, Tong Xiangyu didn't believe in a punctuation mark, "You don't have money for the New Year, and you still have new clothes?"

"This, uh...... Chinese New Year, you have to have a New Year's look. Hou San stubbornly explained.

Tong Xiangyu didn't bend around with him anymore, and said angrily: "It's only two coins of silver in total, how long have you been delaying?"

"I really don't have any money, big sister!"

"You don't have any money?" The shopkeeper stepped forward and grabbed the jade pendant on the other party's waist, "The jade pendant on your body, three taels of silver, I just bought it the day before yesterday." ”

"Impossible, this is my mother's relic, who did you listen to?"

Tong Xiangyu sneered, and then stared at his shoes, "Your pair of boots, I just bought them yesterday, and they cost six dollars of silver......"

"Don't be funny, it's obviously eight dollars... No, no, no, I mean, it's only eight cents!"

"Then I'll pay ten cents, and you sell me the boots!"

Where is Hou San willing, he waved his hand again and again, "Don't don't, how can I take advantage of you?"

"Then the original price is eight Wen, five Wen is fine, and I can send it for free, I will never be polite to you!" Tong Xiangyu couldn't help but say, bending down to take off Hou San's boots.

Hou San was worthy of the name of a scoundrel, and lay down directly on the ground, grinning and shouting: "Oh, someone's coming, robbery!

Hearing the cry for help, Xing Zhutou rushed over: "Where, where? What's going on?"

Hou San didn't wait for the shopkeeper to speak, so he slapped a rake: "She snatched my boots!"

Tong Xiangyu saw his shameless appearance, almost blew up his lungs, and slammed Hou San's right foot to the ground, "He owes me silver, it's been more than two months!"

"No, no, no, it's a month..."Hou Sanyi got up, didn't care about the pain in his right foot, and immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, "I didn't say no, what, I still have something, contact me again......"

Lao Xing drew his knife and was about to pursue, but was stopped by the shopkeeper, "Hey, forget it, forget it, don't chase it anymore, it's a big New Year!"

Xing Zhutou put away the knife and sighed, "Hey, I didn't plan to spend this year!"

"Why?"

Xing Zhutou lowered his head slightly, and asked mysteriously, "Do you know that both male and female?"

Tong Xiangyu shook his head.

"The most murderous criminal of the year!" Lao Xing did not hesitate to 'praise'.

Tong Xiangyu was very unimpressed with this well-known new idol group, "Why are they cruel?"

"Third Uncle Ge on the Xiliang River, what a good person, I just picked up a boatload of people that day, and both male and female fell from the sky, and it was a violent ......beating to Uncle Ge Sanshu."

"That's too much, isn't it?"

"What's even more too is still to come, Miss Zhao from Zuojiazhuang, finally got married, she was so excited that she burst into tears, she was crying, and the male and female fell from the sky, and they beat the groom to the groom...... Come on!"

"Did you beat your own mother out?"

"Don't talk about the mother-in-law, even the mother-in-law has come out, it's useless, whoever persuades whom, even the palanquin man who greets the kiss has rewarded the two brains. ”

Tong Xiangyu was filled with indignation after hearing this, and shouted: "It's so inhumane, it's just crazy!"

"Don't you dare to talk nonsense!" Lao Xing hurriedly covered Tong Xiangyu's mouth, and then reminded in a low voice: "Both male and female martial arts are strong and elusive, maybe they will come out of nowhere!"

Tong Xiangyu didn't believe in evil, so he twisted his body to break away from Lao Xing, and then shouted: "I still don't believe it, it's bright and sunny in broad daylight, and he still dares to break ground on our heads?"

Lao Xing was frightened, and looked around again and again: "This is what she said, it has nothing to do with me, it doesn't matter." "I'm going to slip away right away.

"Lao Xing~~" The shopkeeper grabbed him.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" Lao Xing struggled.

"Can you not tell my guys about this, I'm afraid they won't have the heart to celebrate the New Year after hearing it......"

"Yes, yes. After speaking, Lao Xing ran away.

Tong Xiangyu was stunned for a moment, then turned around and went to buy couplets and artillery battles, and then hid aside and listened for a long time, Hou San stopped him, "Where to go to the shopkeeper Tong?"

"You dare to come back?"

Who would have expected that the other party didn't care about her threat at all, and played with a hippie smile: "I will now officially inform you that I will not pay back the two coins I owe you." ”

"Why don't you pay it back?"

"I want to pay you back, but I'm afraid that the male and female will not agree. ”

Tong Xiangyu suddenly had a bad premonition: "What do you mean?"

"In broad daylight, he dares to break ground on our heads, if this is heard by both male and female, you~~" said and made a neck wiping motion.

"Hou San, you hate it very much, and you treat you well on weekdays..."

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qian..."

Tong Xiangyu was afraid of causing some trouble, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "You don't have to pay back that money!"

"Thanks... It's the New Year in the first month, brother, I don't pay it back if I have money......"

"Alas, what kind of sin have I made!"