Chapter 74: The Hunt (2)
After arriving on the mountain, the group looked around, and even Zeng Baoxuan, who talked the most, quieted down. Even if they haven't hunted, they know that they can't make too much noise, otherwise, let alone hunting, it's good to see the prey.
The group was like a devil entering the village, and those who shot did not want to enter the village quietly.
Even the fat man was still leaning down and exploring the road in front, Li Chen couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the figure that was struggling to move forward.
Li Chen looked at it for a while before he said to him, "Fatty, why are you bending over, the money has dropped?"
"No!" said the fat man in a daze, "I'm hunting!"
"Poof~haha......" Li Chen couldn't hold it back, laughed, and was so shocked that the birds nearby flew up.
"What are you laughing at. "The fat man and the third daughter are inexplicable.
"Fatty," Li Chen asked breathlessly, "Who told you that hunting needs to go forward like this!"
"Uh... Isn't it all like that on TV?"
"Poofha~" Li Chen's smile that he had just held back appeared again, and it was even more violent!
"So you're so cute, haha~ It's for the shooting effect on TV! Besides, you'll only bend over when you meet animals and need to get closer, okay!"
The three girls who reacted also laughed, but the painting style was different.
Zeng Baoxuan laughed the most unscrupulously, but there was no meaning of ridicule, just pure amusement.
Pei Na is reserved smile, which is the classic smile covering her mouth, if she doesn't usually have the aura of that strong woman, I believe she is also a good beauty.
And the goddess of the iceberg is not an iceberg, and even the smile is just a faint curved lip.
"Boss, why didn't you remind me earlier! Oops, my waist is hey, I'm tired to death. Not only is the body tired, but also the frustration of pretending to fail in front of beautiful women.
"Do I believe it if I say it's because I remember it now?"
"I don't believe it! You must be waiting to see the joke, I misread you, boss!"
Li Chen rolled his eyes and said, "Then what are you asking me for!"
"............!" yes, he asked what this black-bellied village chief was doing, isn't this a crime!
Seeing that the fat man looked tired, Li Chen had no choice but to announce that he would rest for a while. It can be seen that the fat man also fights hard for hunting!
However, what Li Chen didn't know was that the bigger reason was to pretend to be forced in front of beautiful women, so he took the initiative to ask for the front to open the way.
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"Okay, now I'll open the way, you just follow closely, and call in time if you encounter anything. β
Walking all the way, he didn't even see the shadow of a rabbit, and Li Chen was not surprised. Because, this is still within the scope of the activities of the people in the village! The popularity is too great, and ordinary animals will not come here. However, Li Chen wouldn't tell the fat man to save him from fragmented thoughts.
"Brother Chen, why don't you see the shadow of an animal, wouldn't all the animals here be extinct!" Zeng Baoxuan, whose brain thinking was not limited to the scope of the earth, complained.
Li Chen pointed to the small slope in front of him and said: "Soon, this is the hunting ground that the villagers often come to, there may be a lot fewer animals, and after the slope in front, it is a place where the villagers rarely set foot." β
"Great, hurry up, hurry up, my big gun is hungry!"
Li Chen's face was full of black lines, is this what a girl should say! A society that is too open doesn't know whether it is good or bad for young people.
After crossing the hillside with the fat man, they found that except for the fat man, several women did not have any gasps, and this Li Chen was going to be surprised!
Perhaps seeing Li Chen's doubts, Pei Na gave Li Chen an answer: "Our sisters run and exercise every day. β
After Li Chen rejected her yesterday, her attitude still hasn't changed, and Li Chen can't see through it.
"Fatty, it's time for you to lose weight, look at you, you've only walked far, and you're out of breath!" Looking at Zhao Sanfeng's appearance, Zeng Baoxuan struck.
"It's easy to say, every time I lose weight, not only do I not lose weight, but I gain weight. β
When the fat man said this, everyone was curious, even Liu Ziling was no exception, in their opinion, this was an incredible thing.
"How is this possible, you must be lazy!" Zeng Baoxuan still didn't believe it.
Looking at the disbelieving eyes, the fat man was anxious, "I didn't, I ran for an hour every morning during that time!"
"Then don't you feel any discomfort, such as a lot of sweat, or diarrhea or something?" Li Chen asked.
"Wow, how do you know?" said the fat man excitedly, "Every time I finish running, I not only sweat, but also panic with hunger." β
"That should be no problem, this is a normal condition for fat people to lose weight!"
"That's it, but I don't know why the more I lose weight, the fatter I get. β
However, after thinking of the attributes of the fat man's foodie, Li Chen thought of a possibility and asked the fat man, "Did you eat a lot of things after you finished running?" β
"Yes, boss, how do you know! During the time I exercised, the amount of food increased by one-third!" the fat man looked at Li Chen with a look of surprise.
"Why do you eat so much to lose weight!" Li Chen pointed at him speechlessly.
"If you don't eat, how can you have the strength to lose weight!" the fat man was asked inexplicably.
Li Chen really didn't want to speak, the fat man said it so reasonablely, but he felt that something was wrong!?
The three girls next to her were really convinced by the fat man.
"Gurgle... Zeng Baoxuan pointed at the fat man with one hand, covered her stomach with the other hand and smiled: "Fat man, you are so talented, I have served, I really convinced you this time." β
The fat man looked at the expressions of several people, a little confused, is there anything funny about this?
Li Chen forcibly stopped laughing, patted the fat man's shoulder and said, "You don't have to lose weight in the future, I'm afraid you will never lose your current body shape!"
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After a short joke, the fat man relieved himself and continued his hunting journey.
"Ah, look, is that a pheasantγγγγ Ahh β
Everyone looked at Zeng Baoxuan who was screaming silently, and didn't want to speak! Hua Eleven and Twelve also came back in a gloomy manner, there was no way, they were big, and they couldn't catch up with the pheasants in the jungle.
"Hey, why don't you speak, why don't you look at me? Why didn't you shoot that pheasant just now, and let it run away!"
Li Chen pointed to the hunting robbery she was carrying and didn't want to speak.
Zeng Baoxuan stuck out her tongue and said, "Hehe, I was excited for a while, and I forgot." β
Seeing her embarrassed appearance, the fat man said even more complainingly: "It's not that you screamed loudly to scare it away!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm excited for the first real hunting!" Zeng Baoxuan laughed.
The fat man looked like an uncle, waved his hand, and said, "Forget it, forget it, forgive you this time." β
Li Chen was speechless about these two living treasures, if he didn't know that Zeng Baoxuan didn't like fat people, Li Chen would have thought that they were eye-catching.