302.Chapter 302: Wow, It's Top
"Na, you insisted on gambling with me, and I didn't force you." Lynch said with an innocent face.
"That'...... So what?! Su Mi didn't want to admit it, but with her strong personality, she couldn't do anything that was untrustworthy, so she had to grab Lynch's arm with one hand and walk unreasonably to the director's office, she didn't want to discuss the problem of "little lover" with Lynch in public, if her employees heard it, then she, the big director, would not be dignified.
"Hey, Sumi, what are you doing, I'm not the kind of person you think." Lynch cried and looked reluctant.
"Stinky Lynch, shut up your mother!" Su Mi is so angry, what do you mean that you are not the kind of person I think, what kind of person do you think I should be?
Bang! The office door was tightly closed.
Lynch hurriedly ran to the corner like a plague god, picked up a feather duster casually, and guarded it on his chest.
"I sue you, I'm a family and a house, don't force me, you're forcing me, I'll beat myself to death with this feather duster." In the face of Sumi's arrogance, Lynch threatened fiercely.
"Fight, you fight, if you can't die, you're not a man." Su Mi put her hands on her waist and snorted coldly: "Stinky Lynch, what kind of white rabbit are you pretending, as if I want to drop you, in fact, you are the real dirty person, right?" ”
"Well, I can't talk about dirty words, I'm just a little romantic." A trademark wicked smile tugged at the corners of Lynch's mouth.
"I'm whoa, what a romance, I think you're obscene!" Su Mi debunked in one word: "You're angry with me, in broad daylight, treat the office of our creative department as your home nest, you say you are not obscene?" ”
In the face of Su Mi's fall, Lynch had another explanation: "Su Da Beauty, you can't say this, people have physiological needs, it's like peeing, when the urge to pee, you can't hold back and not pee, right?" ”
"You...... You don't have to change concepts here, these are two different things! If you pee, you can go to the toilet to pee, but can you stand in the office and pee? As the director of the creative department, Su Mi is also a pivotal figure in the entire Camry Group, so her eloquence is still very good, and because of the high accuracy of logical judgment, she often plays the role of a military advisor for Lu Yuchen.
I saw Lynch stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "Ahem, I have to admit it, Director Su's mouth." It's still a good life......"
"What did you just say?!"
"Ah, I didn't say anything, I said your eloquence is not bad."
"That sentence above!"
"Which one?"
"That's it!"
"Well, don't worry about the details." Lynch scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Su Da Beauty, look at you, you are so sexy, why are you always fierce, if you go on like this, no man will dare to marry you." ”
"Hmph, there are a lot of stinky men who want to marry this queen, so you don't need to worry about it." At this moment, Su Mi is completely high-minded, her background is very similar to the heroine in "Gone with the Wind", she has a quite superior family background, she has been good at scheming since she was a child, reading through all kinds of black-bellied women, and inspiring to become a female demon in the new fashion industry.
She believes she can disrupt the world and change the way we think about women.
For her lofty ideal, Lynch was not interested at all, but just smiled and said: "What's wrong with the queen, the queen also has to pee." ”
"I'll lie to your sister! You're talking about peeing, I'll pee in your mouth! Su Mi shouted violently, to put it mildly, she really didn't know if the chairman was lame, and he could look at such a stinky rascal who couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, how could he be involved in disgusting intentionally or unintentionally no matter what topic she talked to him.
But after saying this, she instantly regretted it, in front of a man, saying such heavy words, three views or something, I couldn't bear to look at it directly.
Lynch was also taken aback, he never thought that the queen of high-heeled shoes with a cold appearance would have such an alternative drip fetish.
He thought that the wax whip or something was outrageous enough......
"I ...... I didn't mean that! Don't take it seriously! Seeing Lynch's shocked expression, Sumi quickly denied it.
She wasn't that kind of person in the first place, but she was confused for a while, and she didn't think about it before she said something like that.
"I don't need to explain, I understand." Lynch nodded in understanding, and said sternly: "Don't worry, Su Da Beauty, I will keep it a secret for you." ”
What's what? Keep it a secret for me? What secrets does the old lady need to be kept by you!
"Stinky Lynch, you make it clear, or I won't let you go." Su Mixin said that if she didn't make this matter clear, she would jump into the Yellow River and not be able to wash it off.
"Su Da Beauty, oh no, respected queen, you better let me go, let me go, okay? I'm a very sunny boy, if you need a training partner, I can be responsible for helping you introduce, but I really can't, I don't lack money and women, I really don't have this need. Lynch said reasonably, looking like he was begging to be spared.
"Lynch, you give me death!" Hearing Lynch say such a thing, Su Mi's beautiful face turned red angrily, and she rushed towards Lynch with her teeth and claws.
"Don't, the gentleman doesn't move his hands."
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a lady!"
"Help, come on, Sumi is going to murder her mistress." Lynch shouted while hiding, this hatred was simply straight up.
"Don't run!" At this moment, Su Mi has been out of control by Lynch's anger, don't look at her wearing stiletto heels and a one-step skirt, but her physical flexibility has not been reduced at all.
As a professional woman, her mastery of high heels has almost reached the point where she has reached the realm of perfection, and she can walk as fast as flats.
"Su Da Beauty, Nima, you are the leader, can't you pay attention to your image?" It's not that Lynch can't do her, but he doesn't dare to do it with her at all, this girl is now in her hands, she has been pinching him and Kexin's handle, once she is angry, the dog jumps over the wall, and runs to the eldest wife to add fuel and vinegar to talk about it, and he can be finished.
"Pay attention to the fart, the old lady wants to eliminate the harm for the people today!" The more Su Mi looked at Lynch, the more she felt that this guy was not beaten, but after chasing for a long time, she couldn't catch up, so she simply bent down and took off her shoes, and smashed the dart into his head viciously.
If Lynch is in a burst of state, he can even dodge bullets, not to mention a small high heel, just casually stretched out his hand and caught the shoe thrown by Su Mi.
"Wow, it smell......s of sweat on your feet," Lynch, who caught his shoes, sniffed and vomited.
"You, you smell of sweaty feet!" Sumi is going crazy now, this dead Lynch, even said that her shoes smelled of sweaty feet.
Although she can't maintain herself as high as Lu Yuchen on weekdays, she often does milk baths and rose baths.
As a shoe controller, in her family's shoe cabinet, there are hundreds of pairs of high-heeled shoes of different styles, and they are all big-name designs and expensive.
is also because of her obsession with high heels, Su Mi's maintenance of her jade feet is second only to her breasts and beauty. legs, often soak their feet with a variety of flower petals.
So on the contrary, not only does her shoes not smell of sweat, but there will be a faint scent of flowers.
"It stinks!" Lynch dupliciously carried the shoe and threw it on the ground like garbage.
"You...... You stink! You're a big shitman! An angry Sumi scolded as she took off her other high heel and smashed it at Lynch as a weapon.
But this kind of attack, for Lynch, was a complete joke, and he saw him bend down casually, and his shoes flew over his head with a whoosh, smashed against the wall and bounced to the floor.
"Haha, I didn't fight again." Lynch, who dodged a shoe, writhed his ass and sang "......Oooo
This kind of chiguoguo's ridicule made Su Mi completely irrational, and she took advantage of Lynch's lack of attention, climbed onto the desk like a shrew, and threw herself at Lynch violently.
"Damn......" Lynch didn't expect that Su Mi, known as the goddess of icebergs, would go crazy, and her fighting style would be so strong.
This Nima is hanging, right?
There wasn't much room for movement in the office, and with Sumi's surprise sneak attack, Lynch didn't even react.
The book is long and short, only to see Su Mi a hungry tiger pounce on food, gritting her teeth and pounced on Lynch, who was standing stupidly in place.
Because it was condescending, Lynch couldn't parry it at all, and was directly thrown to the ground by Su Mi.
He only felt that his eyes were dark, and his whole face was almost deformed!
Too...... It's too big...... It's just too big......
Does this keep other women from living?
Lynch sincerely excrieted for the majority of female compatriots in the world, with big breasts, thin waists and buttocks, and an explosive appearance.
I really don't know how she developed like this, it's simply against ergonomics and genetic evolution!
"Hey, your ...... Ahem...... Hold me down...... "Lynch didn't think it was a blessing to stay in such an ambiguous position.
Actually, he is a very upright person!
However, Su Da Beauty actually wore an ice blue silk corset, thin and bright, which was simply an extension of her own temperament.
If you can sleep with this thing, it should be a very sexual blessing, right?
And Su Mi's current expression can basically be described as wanting to cry without tears, and she didn't expect that there would be such a big difference in the angle of her landing.
Although she knew that Lynch was unintentional, but for no reason to let him take such a big advantage, Su Mi's anger now burned directly to the top of her brain.
She hurriedly struggled to sit up from Lynch, her slender hand grabbed Lynch's neck angrily, and a pair of sexy peach blossom eyes were full of indignation.
At this time, Su Mi had the heart to open the window and jump off the building, she looked at the man who was riding under her, she was so helpless and desperate.
Lynch, Lynch, are you sent by God to punish me?
"Ahem, can you let me go first? Your posture is going to be too much for me to handle. Lynch did his best to calm down the agitated mood and seemed reasonably rational.
Uniforms, explosions. Milk, beauty. Legs, stockings, beauty, wavy curls......
When these few sultry words are all condensed in a woman, not every man can resist the urge to have a nosebleed.
"Stinky Lynch, I'm going to kill you!" Sumi also knew that her posture was not very proper, and quickly stood up from Lynch.
"Damn, the most poisonous woman!" Lynch has realized something, he said in his heart, I have seen a ruthless woman, but there are really few people in the world who are as vicious as you.
Is this Nima going to make my old Lin family cut off the rhythm of their children and grandchildren? Is this Nima going to make your chairman stay alive and widowed at a young age?
No, no, in order to maintain justice and peace in the universe, I won't let you succeed!
Lynch's ability to handle crisis situations has been approved by generations of agent kings.
No matter how bad the situation, he can distinguish the benefits and disadvantages in the first place, so as to minimize the imminent losses.
Just like now, the moment Sumi's feet fell, Lynch quickly made a waist-twisting motion.
With a scream, Su Da Beauty's jade feet were not biased or oblique, and she perfectly hit Lynch's old waist.
Okay, it's really strong enough, and I have to step on my waist, if I step on the second child, it is estimated that Lynch will have to be sent to the emergency department.
Although he has practiced the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, he has not dabbled in Shaolin iron file skills.
"Stomp you to death! Stomp you to death! Stomp on you stinky man! Su Mi scolded while stepping on it, as a way to vent the anger in her heart.
Five feet in one second!
Seeing her angry like this, Lynch simply cooperated and rolled around on the ground, as if he was enjoying a back massage.
But Su Miguang stepped on it with her feet, looking completely unpleasant, and directly picked up the feather duster from the ground, and smashed it on Lynch.
Now Lynch is gone, he said in his heart that my daughter-in-law has never been so cruel to me at home, you are a little mistress......
It stands to reason that I should have ravaged you, right?
Syllable!
The blow missed, Lynch hit a carp, bounced up from the ground, waved his hand and said: "I said big sister, let's almost get it, don't kick your nose and face?" ”
"Phew, who's your big sister!" Su Mi saw that Lynch dared to hide, but of course she refused to give up.
"Okay, okay, I'll call you big sister, big sister, okay?" Lynch forbeared, and said in his heart that this girl is really hard to serve, if I'm not mistaken, I seem to be two years younger than you, call you big sister, that is, put gold on your face, why are you so ignorant.
"No, if you call grandma, I might be able to spare you." Su Mi brandished a feather duster proudly.
“**?”
"Grandma! You stinky rascal, don't run! Looking at Lynch with a hippie smile, Su Mi was angry enough, this guy was not afraid of her at all, he was just making fun of her.
"It's a fool not to run." Lynch pouted, a flash, and moved a few positions in an instant, just with his speed, Su Mi estimated that he would not be able to catch up in his life.
"Come on, come on, come and hit me, lalala." Lynch said I can't fight back, I can't be angry with you.
After saying this, he stayed where he was, slapping Sumi's ass cheaply.
For Su Mi, the advanced taunt skill is simply like a nirvana.
At this time, she was completely angry, and finally went out, and she told herself over and over again in her heart: Today, it's not me who dies...... It's me who dies!
Seeing her demonic eyes, Lynch was suddenly startled, and subconsciously quickened the pace under his feet.
In this way, the two started a chase battle around the desk.
Sumi didn't know why she was hitting Lynch, which was already a bit of an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I don't know why I want to do it, but I just want to do it, and if I don't do it, I will fall into a painful state of self-entanglement.
"I beg you, auntie, can you spare me? I'll treat you to dinner after work? Lynch ran as he turned back and compromised.
"Eat a fart, if I want to eat, people will line up to invite me." Su Mixin said that you think I am underage, and you want to send me away after a meal?
"Would you like to watch a movie?
"it, I'm going to watch a movie, and people are lining up to give me tickets."
"Would you like to make a date?"
"Make a fart, if I want to make a date, others will line up......"
"Stinky Lynch! You are dead today, and I will die with you! Sumi was visibly confused.
"Forget about the same end, you can still consider dropping if you sleep with the same pillow."
"Bastard!" Su Mi chased for a long time but couldn't catch up with Lynch, tired and panting, she simply repeated the mistake of the past, and threw the feather duster as a long-range weapon.
Lynch didn't need vision at all, he could tell that there was a UFO behind him by listening to the sound, and an exquisite "S" shape move perfectly avoided the past.
And the sad Su Mi, because of the excessive force when throwing the feather duster, suddenly slipped under her feet, the whole person lost her center of gravity, and the wolf fell to the ground.
Hearing someone fall, Lynch quickly stopped, but a question rose in his heart.
This girl, shouldn't it be because she can't catch me up and wants to play a bitter trick to trick me into the past?