Chapter 229: Drunken Tsunade
What's going on?
Li Tong is confused!
Tsunade came to his house inexplicably, inexplicably went straight to the bathroom, and inexplicably undressed...... didn't even give Li Tong a chance to react, do you want to be so direct?
Tsunade, whose face was flushed and shook his body, and he didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, had already taken off his emerald green robe and threw it directly on the ground to the side, and then began to take off the inside again. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Gollum!" Li Tong's throat moved, and then he rushed up, grabbed Tsunade's hand, and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey, stop! What are you doing?"
"Huh?" Tsunade looked at Li Tong, looking drunk, blinked, only to see Li Tong clearly, and hummed: "Die, dead little ghost, what are you doing? I want to take a bath......"
Tsunade speaks very slowly, with a big tongue, intermittently, I really don't know how much she drank to become like this.
"Why don't you take a shower and go home, don't be here!" Li Tong said in a loud voice, he was afraid that the drunk Tsunade would not be able to hear clearly.
He really doesn't want to take advantage of the Tsunade, he can't afford to provoke him, he will be killed!
"Go back, go home?" Tsunade seemed to be surprised, stepped forward, hooked Li Tong's neck, and sprayed a burst of wine on Li Tong's face, "What kind of home are you going back to, this is my home, yes, by the way, dead ghost, why are you here?"
Li Tong understood!
The drunken Tsunade went to the wrong hospital!
Tsunade's home is next door to Li Tong's house, the two courtyards are next to each other, the location of the main building is about the same, and the structure of the house is also about the same, Tsunade is wrong, she regards this place as her own home, and she has to take a bath when she comes back, because she is drunk, her mind is not clear, and even the scene in front of her is blurry, so she will not think much about this kind of thing that the bath water has been put away.
"Hey, hey, this is my house!" shouted Li Tong holding Tsunade's ear, "Do you hear me clearly?
"Wrong, is it wrong?" Tsunade hooked Li Tong's neck, she was shaking, Li Tong had to shake along, "Hey! That's right! I'm happy today!
There is no logic in speaking, and there is a logical relationship between happiness and wrongness?
"Excuse me, dead woman, you put on your clothes first, I want to live two more days." Li Tong patted Tsunade's face lightly, and immediately broke free of Tsunade's arm, took a few steps to the side, and picked up Tsunade's shirt that he had just dropped.
"Hey, I'll tell you, uh!" Tsunade said with a burp, and then said as he swayed forward, "Today, I've been drinking for twenty ...... with Jiraiya Twenty-three...... No, it should be twenty-four, right...... Well...... Twenty-four, he was already lying under the table...... Hey, twenty-four bottles...... Such a big bottle ......."
"Two-two-two, two, you big-headed ghost!" Li Tong draped his green coat over Tsunade.
"Hey, I'll ...... with you" Tsunade was about to say something, when suddenly his feet slipped and hit Li Tong's body, directly knocking Li Tong to the ground, and his red and tender lips were directly printed on Li Tong's mouth.
It's soft, it's soft, it's bouncy.
Li Tong felt that he had been forcibly kissed! Although it was just an accident, it was indeed a woman and a man.
"Hmm!" Tsunade looked at Li Tong strangely, and seemed to think it was funny, his eyes blinked, and he subconsciously moved his mouth.
it! it!
Li Tong's heart was already filled with these two words.
Tsunade is so proactive, something is going to happen!
"Hmm, hey! Hmm...... Hey......" Li Tong struggled to push Tsunade and began to struggle, he suddenly felt that life was so difficult, this is a complex mentality of getting cheap and being obedient for fear of retaliation.
Li Tong didn't know if it was his luck or his misfortune.
Eh, lucky?!
Li Tong's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he suddenly remembered that he was still in the state of full luck, and it would take at least five hours for the limited-time lucky effect to pass, so ...... Is this lucky?!
Tsunade will go to the wrong yard, could it be because of luck?!
Li Tong pushed Tsunade again.
"Dead imp, we, dear, kissed...... Hey......" Tsunade raised his head and said in a strange voice, his eyes were foggy, and he was obviously delirious.
Li Tong didn't want to take advantage of Tsunade in this situation, and now he can be regarded as lucky, but once the lucky effect passes, it is likely to be a great misfortune!
Of course, worrying about his life is only one aspect, on the other hand, he doesn't want to insult Tsunade, if Tsunade is sober, it's okay to make trouble, it's a little difficult to start if he's not sober, after all, Tsunade saved his life.
"Bah, baba, full of wine. Li Tong turned his head and snorted a few times, pushed Tsunade away with all his might, and then pulled Tsunade up, "Why do you drink so much wine? ”
"Gao, happy!" Tsunade actually understood what Li Tong was talking about, hugged and hugged Li Tong, and said with a drunken smile, "Yin, Yin seal, I finally, completely ...... Mastered ......"
Poof!
Tsunade didn't stand firm again, and before she finished speaking, she fell backwards into the half-human-high bathtub, and she still grabbed Li Tong with her hand, and pulled Li Tong into the bathtub by the way.
The water splashed everywhere, and half a bucket of water was stirred up.
Tsunade and Li Tong both turned into soup chickens, Li Tong drank two sips of water before struggling to emerge, and then his eyes were straight, and Tsunade's clothes were soaked...... Looming ......
Li Tong was stunned, and Tsunade began to undress again, muttering, "Take a bath...... Why didn't you take off your clothes...... It's stupid...... I'm so stupid......"
She scolded herself for being stupid as she took off her thin shirt, leaving only dirty clothes inside...... She seemed to have forgotten that Li Tong was here, Li Tong was on the right side of the tub, and she was on the left, slightly sideways and not facing Li Tong.
Tsunade's figure, naturally needless to say, one word to describe - about to come out!
Li Tong decided not to stop Tsunade anymore, because he wanted to run! Hide away first, and the province will not be able to figure it out when the time comes!
Tsunade noticed Li Tong when he shook his head, and winked at Li Tong suspiciously.
"Hey, why are you here?" asked Tsunade drunkenly, she had forgotten what had happened before, Li Tong didn't pay attention to him, and he stood up violently, and was about to jump out, but he felt a tightness on his shoulders.
Tsunade slapped Li Tong back and sat in the bathtub, because she was drunk, she didn't control the strength, Li Tong felt a hot pain in her shoulder, fortunately there was a corpse vein, otherwise she would have to break a bone.
"Dead little ghost, you ignore me!
"Shhh...... Belch...... Passing by, just passing by!" Li Tong quickly explained, and got up to run again.
Tsunade slapped Li Tong back again, grabbed Li Tong's collar, and shook her head in a daze, "Turbulent" with the waves of the water, she suddenly laughed again, and said drunkly: "Wash, take a bath...... Why don't you take off your clothes?"
"No, no. ”
"What, what not to use, dead imp, disobedient ......"
As he spoke, Tsunade stretched out his sinful hands to Li Tong, and began to pick off Li Tong's clothes. (To be continued.) )