002 [Murderous Baby]
[Task: A qualified dad, the first thing is to help the baby complete the feeding and diaper change, please help the baby complete the feeding and diaper change, the task rewards all attributes +1, and an additional lottery will be given.] Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info]
Looking at the transparent screen that popped up, Wang Zheng looked confused, I don't know what the situation is, do you want me to feed this baby?
Hey, hey, what kind of daddy system, it's okay to change diapers, but breastfeeding, where do I get the milk? Can I do without this system?
With doubts, Wang Zheng threw away the bricks in his hand, picked up the baby-sized cute baby, and said in a very gentle tone with a kind heart: "Milk baby, are you separated from your family, don't be afraid, go, uncle, I'll take you to your family." ”
The milk baby was a little sleepy at this time, holding Wang Zheng's head, and began to bury her head and sleep.
Wang Zheng thinks he is a good person, so he plans to find the baby's family, but in the vast crowd, where can he find it?
"By the way, go find the police uncle!"
Finally, finding a police station, Wang Zheng gently handed over the baby to a policewoman, left contact information, and turned to leave.
Although this milk baby is very cute, he is a little reluctant, but after all, the milk baby also has parents, in case the other party's parents can't find anyone, they can't die in a hurry.
However, not long after Wang Zheng went out of the police station, he looked down, and he didn't know when the milk baby hugged his leg again, and then in his stunned eyes, he fluttered, used his hands and feet at the same time, and climbed on his head in two seconds.
"Is it raining?" Wang Zheng touched the water on his cheek in confusion.
Looking up, I looked at the sky with empty eyes, and the sun was just right at this time.
"Nima, where is it raining, it's your little guy peeing ......"
Wang Zheng took a long time to wipe the "water" off his face.
was about to scold the baby.
"Whew...... ......"Then, and then there was no then, and the baby fell asleep."
"I'll it, your baby will sleep after releasing the water? Do you want to be so unparticular? Forget it, I can't afford to provoke, I can't hide?"
Wang Zheng struggled to put the baby on the ground, and ran away for a while.
After walking for a long time, Wang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief and finally got rid of the baby.
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, Wang Zheng's face changed, and when he looked down, he saw that the milk baby was crawling on him, and this time it only took a second to climb on his head.
Wang Zheng shouted in a low voice, and kept putting the baby in different places to run away, but no matter how he ran, the baby would always plop and crawl on his head.
Finally, the baby got angry, stared at the big eyes, and stretched out a small hand angrily.
"Smack!" came a crisp sound.
Wang Zheng was stunned, and the milk baby was also blinded.
A clear mark appeared on Wang Zheng's left face, his face was swollen, and he was slapped in the face, ah, this is!
"Ah...... It hurts...... Nima Baby, Have You Taken Powerful Pills?" Wang Zheng only felt that his head was full of stars, and a tear was squeezed out of the corner of his eyes.
"Nima, I warn you baby, hiss...... Hurt...... Do you know that a man's face can't be slapped anywhere? A man's face is more important than anything else, you know? Only this once, do you hear it, otherwise I'm going to get your baby. Wang Zheng blackened his face, endured the pain, raised the cute baby in front of him, and yelled at him viciously.
"Ah......h Hehehe...... "How could I have thought that at this time, the cute baby's eyes were shining, and her hands were dancing, which was very cute.
"Nima, do you want to do this to me, God, I just crossed, can you prepare for a snack?" Wang Zheng wanted to cry without tears.
Suddenly, the baby whimpered, and fell into Wang Zheng's hand, like a shrunken flower, looking like she was starving to death, and she was pitiful.
"Come on, I'm losing, I didn't expect me to have today, ouch, I'm in that mood, go brother and find you milk." ”
Finally, Wang Zheng spent 50 yuan on his body to buy a milk bottle and a pack of unknown milk powder for retail, found water, exchanged it for a long time, and put it in the hands of the milk baby.
Watching the milk baby drink the milk, Wang Zheng actually felt a sense of pride.
Hehe, it seems that my brother is really a genius, and such a difficult feeding has been completed in this way.
"Nima, is it time to be proud to feed the milk baby?" Wang Zheng scolded a few words, held the milk baby, and in the eyes of many people, went to eat a bowl of noodles to solve the problem of food and clothing.
This way can make Wang Zheng speechless, everywhere are onlookers who give candy and fruit to eat, when they see the milk baby, those people's eyes are shining, and they can't wait to immediately take the milk baby into their arms and pack it and take it home.
But the milk baby smiled and clapped her hands, and after Wang Zheng took the things, those aunts and sisters wanted to hug her, but he stared at the boss's eyes and made a whining sound, killing them.
He muttered in his heart, "Milk baby, are you really good like this?"
Even with it, the rustic Wang Zheng was also stained, holding an apple in his mouth, anyway, he just gave it to the milk baby, and the milk baby squinted his eyes and despised him, yes, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it.
In other words, you will still despise people, daddy.
After eating a bowl of noodles, the money in his hand was spent, and Wang Zheng planned to go back to the Beijing Conservatory of Music to borrow some money from Liu Qing to buy diapers for the baby, otherwise it would "rain" again in a while.
With the memory in his mind, Wang Zheng returned to the Beijing Conservatory of Music, and it was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and he had not seen Liu Qing for a long time.
It seems that Liu Qing has finished the exam and left, hey, why do you go back to the village now?
As soon as I touched my pants and bag, I went, and the ticket fell, how is this good?
"This classmate, it's your turn, you're the last one to take the exam today, hurry up. A middle-aged man walked up to Wang Zheng and said impatiently.
"Ah...... Can I do this?" asked Wang Zheng.
"Young man, you have to believe in yourself, see that you still bring the baby over, if you don't fight for you, don't you have to fight for the baby, go in. The middle-aged man looked at the cute baby, shocked by the cute appearance of the doll, and at the same time kindly led the way forward.
"Ah, that's right. "Wang Zheng followed, what did he say, this baby is not mine.
"Okay, you enter the front door, and there's an invigilator waiting for you. ”
"Okay. Wang Zheng walked towards the wooden door in front of him.
Watching the other party push the door in, the middle-aged man was also a little puzzled, this is still a child, how can there be dolls? sighed: "Now the child, it's amazing!"
I forgot that I couldn't bring people into the hall for the entrance examination.
Wang Zheng pushed the door and entered, and saw four people sitting behind a row of tables, two men and two women, two men were in their forties, and two women, both looked like they were about thirty years old, dressed very mature and gorgeous.
There are four famous brands on the table, which are written, Song Bo, Wen Ya, Cai Li, and Liu Yibo.
The four teachers looked at the person who came in with a cute baby on his head, and glanced at each other, all with doubts in their eyes.
"Hello classmates, can you sing a song to us first?" The female teacher Wen Ya spoke first, but her eyes kept staring at the cute baby.
"Singing, okay, brother will sing you a song "Brother is just a legend" today," Wang Zheng replied.
Wang Zheng was silent for a minute, sorted out his expression, took a deep breath, and sang with vicissitudes on his face: "Please stop being obsessed with my brother is just a legend, although I am reluctant, but I still want to say, don't be obsessed with me anymore, I am just a legend..."
Qu Bi, with movements in his hands, a cool stinky fart look, under the sluggish expressions of the invigilators, the milk baby on his head danced with both hands, and his cute eyes lit up, "Ah, Yi... Aha..."Rewarded Wang Zheng with a soak of urine.
Wang Zheng was stunned, so embarrassed, wiped the water on his face, and pulled out the cold in his heart, brother is really a legend, who will be urinated twice on the head by a milk baby.
"Hello classmate, I haven't heard this song, is it your original?" Cai Li asked with a cough.
"Yes, it's my brother...... No, I made it up when I was usually fine. ”
"Hello classmate, let me take the liberty of asking, is the cute baby on your head your own?" Song Bo suddenly interjected and asked. 、
"No, this baby belongs to a friend of mine, he is on a business trip, and I will help take it for a few days. ”
"Classmate, can I hold the milk baby on your head?
"This may not work for the time being, he is afraid of life. ”
"Okay, you go back first, and we'll release the list tomorrow. ”
“……”
After going out, Wang Zheng also said that the list of filling out the exam was dropped, and he made up one, and the middle-aged man asked him to come to school tomorrow to see the results or wait for the notice at home.
Wang Zheng doesn't have a mobile phone, so he can only come to school tomorrow to see it.
"Can you only sleep on the streets? Nima should be so miserable?" Wang Zheng walked on the road, and his heart was filled with desolation.
Ignoring the milk baby who was pulling his hair on his head, rubbing his face, and playing happily, Wang Zheng planned to find a house to stay for one night.
At this time, a newspaper fell at his feet, and Wang Zheng's eyes lit up as he looked at the rows of information behind him looking for a shared apartment.
"Crystal Mansion 1201 Find someone to share a room, preferably two people (couples) or women, don't disturb if you are not sincere. ”
After asking a few people, I finally found room 1201 of the Crystal Mansion and knocked on the door.
"Knock Knock ......"
The door opened, and a melon seed face wearing glasses reflected Wang Zheng's face, which made Wang Zheng's eyes light up.
"May I ask if you are looking for a tenant?" Wang Zheng said first.
"yes, but didn't you see what I asked? I'm asking for a couple or a woman. Liu Shihan looked at the boy in front of him and replied, he was wearing very rustic clothes, he looked very thin, he looked very ordinary, his eyes were bright, and there was a touch of vicissitudes in the depths.
It's just that one side of the face looks a little asymmetrical, like the left side of the face is a little swollen.
This voice is so good, crisp with a hint of magnetism, Wang Zheng admired it in his heart.
"I'm two, too. Wang Zheng blinked, turned around, and patted the cute baby who was already hungry and hugged his waist.
Liu Shihan looked at the cute baby, her eyes lit up, the girl's heart burst out, and she said in her heart: This milk baby is so cute, how good it would be if I had such a baby in the future.
Wang Zheng looked at the other party's face, and was happy, there is a play, the milk baby will rely on you this time.
Sure enough, the other party's face changed and said, "Hmm...... Forget it, anyway, my house is empty, and I said okay, we are here to pay three and pay one, which is 600 yuan per month, and the water and electricity are evenly shared. ”
"No problem, I don't have that much money on me now, I'll take it from you when Ming'er pays my salary. Wang Zheng lied and didn't blush.
"Hmm...... Okay, for the sake of the children. ”
"My name is Liu Shihan. Liu Shihan said lightly.
"Good name, my Wang Zheng, the journey of the journey. ”
"Wang Zheng, it's a pleasure for us to be a sharer, this is your room, you take a look. ”
Everything in the room was all right, and after Wang Zheng followed Liu Shihan to look at the room, he felt very satisfied.
Liu Shihan glanced at the cute baby, then stared at Wang Zheng, and left with a word.
"Remember to give me the money tomorrow. ”
“……”