Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Toad Mirror
The next day, Wang Meilan originally planned to let her cousin take him to school with a newly bought tractor, but the old worker-peasant-7 has now been thrown back to Xujiawu, and my cousin drove a brand-new tractor as he wished, although it was no different in Xu Xuecheng's eyes.
Xu Xuecheng hurriedly shook his head and refused, joking, if you get a Volga, 212 jeep or something, you can still pretend to be rich, okay, although driving a tractor now is purely to show off your wealth.
But can you imagine that a hundred years later, Xu Xuecheng will go to heaven or hell, and a group of "wearing friends" are blowing each other.
"Don't you know, I wore the most bloody BMW in the Tang Dynasty?"
"What's that, the chariots of the Qin State, you know, my brother had dozens of them in his house before he died!"
"Don't compare, Lao Tzu went to Britain in World War II, and got a battleship back by the way"
At this time, it was Xu Xuecheng's turn to "I wore back to 1981, and I took ten percent of the new workers' and peasants' tractors to take the high school entrance examination" Xu Xuecheng estimated that he would have to laugh a few on the spot!
This high school entrance examination, compared with later generations, the scale is really not enough, how can there be police cars to open the road, armed police to stand guard, and make ten steps and one guard.
When the students arrived, the test papers were distributed, the bell rang, and the exam began, and there were not so many parents waiting outside the school gate, how was it usually, and how it was today.
Xu Xuecheng didn't realize that there was any difference between this and his usual final exam, if there was any, there was one more teacher who invigilated the exam, one after the other, but he was loyal, and he didn't even go to the toilet during the exam.
In the morning of mathematics, Xu Xuecheng still handed in the test papers early, and a group of babies were still scratching their heads and ears, thinking hard about it, Xu Xuecheng was already wandering around the campus.
Walking aimlessly, he actually walked to the door of the principal's office, Xu Xuecheng peeked inside, Principal Yang was still there!
"Tuk Tuk Tuk~"
Xu Xuecheng knocked on the door.
"Come in~"
Principal Yang was reading the newspaper, and when someone came in, he put down the newspaper, and when he saw that it was Xu Xuecheng, he shook his head with a wry smile,
"I knew you couldn't sit still and had to hand in the paper early, how did you do in the exam this time?"
Xu Xue took out the kettle from under his table and brought himself a cup of cold white water, "It's not as difficult as the question you usually give me."
"You don't have any problems with mathematics, give me a good test for the rest!" Principal Yang couldn't see Xu Xuecheng the most, so he rolled up the newspaper and knocked him.
"Knowing the teacher, isn't there still you if you can't pass the exam" Xu Xuecheng made a joke.
"Me?" Principal Yang glanced at him, "If you don't pass the exam, I don't bother to care about you, just let me confiscate this student!"
"No, can you bear to watch a math genius being rejected by a university?"
Principal Yang was surprised, "Is there anything to do, nothing to go out, I'm going to read the newspaper"
Well, Xu Xuecheng was gloriously kicked out, and there was nowhere to go, so he left the school gate and was ready to go home.
"Little comrade, there are monkeys here, and Lei wants to see it?"
Suddenly, a man jumped out of the corner, with long hair and a toad glasses, and he couldn't tell how big it was, he could only tell it was a man from his voice!
"Who are you?"
Xu Xuecheng was taken aback, this is nondescript, what kind of bird language does he speak, Cantonese? It doesn't sound like it.
"Even the department is here, I brought some things back, Lei wants my mother to take a look?"
Xu Xuecheng really can't stand it, "Speaking human words, bullying me for not understanding Cantonese, you listen to it with a strong local accent"
In my previous life, Xu Xuecheng didn't listen to many Cantonese songs, Beyond, Alan Tam's golden songs don't say that they are reciting like a stream, and they can hum two sentences, who told you that Cantonese is like this ghost, and it looks like a duck.
"Okay, I'm local, I went to Guang D this time and brought some good things back, do you want to take a look, little comrade?" As soon as the toad mirror man returned to normal, a thick "Wu Nong's soft words" came to his face.
That's right, it's a boar, so you have to pretend to be an alien dog.
"What is it? take it out and take a look!" Xu Xuecheng was curious, he was not afraid of being arrested by the public security in this dress in the county.
"Follow me!" Toad Mirror beckoned, motioning for Xu Xuecheng to go with him.
"What are you doing, where to take me, you won't have any intentions, right?" Xu Xuecheng could easily follow him.
"No, it's nearby, it's really a good thing from the south, it's from abroad! I also took you to see it because you fell in love!" said Toad Mirror.
Xu Xuecheng smiled in his heart, liar, take me to see it because I am dressed. Since the family has money, Wang Meilan refuses to grieve her son, and the clothes and pants at home are all new, and the short sleeves on her body are all pure cotton, which can absorb sweat.
"Okay, then you lead the way, I won't go far away!" Xu Xuecheng followed.
This toad mirror doesn't look like it's two or two meats, it's not half a head taller than himself, and Xu Xuecheng is really not afraid of him.
Toad Mirror took Xu Xuecheng to a broken tile house, but he didn't lie, just behind the "Four Seas Hotel", Xu Xuecheng didn't notice that there was such a place behind his hotel.
"Squeak~" The two small wooden doors were closed, and the toad mirror took out a black "urea bag" from under the bed, and took out a bunch of things from inside like a baby.
Toad glasses, bell bottoms, a bat shirt, an electronic watch, and even an old-fashioned radio.
"Look, it's all good things!" Toad Mirror went to the room, took off his eyes, and the long hair that covered half of his face was also lifted up by him, Xu Xuecheng saw that Toad Mirror was a young man in his twenties.
Xu Xuecheng looked at him with a stunned expression, and couldn't bear to hit him, "You came back from Shen Z?"
"Do you know deep Z?" the toad mirror became excited.
"I don't just know, I've been there!" "Of course, I went in my previous life, when he went, Shen Z was already a megacity, squeezing a bus can make people desperate, standing on the road and looking at the people in Wuyang, he didn't know whether he was going to see people or the city!
"You just brought these rags back from Deep Z, and you're going to make a pit, right?"
Toad Mirror felt that he was insulted, "How can it be called a pit, this is the trend, do you understand the trend, now people outside are wearing it like this, which is like us, soil buns!"
Xu Xuecheng didn't argue, "Okay, okay, I won't fight with you, I don't want this thing, I can't appreciate your trend, you keep it yourself, I'm leaving!" After speaking, he pushed the door and prepared to leave.
"Well, can you lend me some money?" said Toad Mirror.
"Huh?" Xu Xuecheng thought he had heard it wrong, and he asked someone to borrow money when they met for the first time?
"I said, can you lend me some money?" Obviously, the few months of Shen Z had not honed his face thick enough, and through the gap in his long hair, Xu Xuecheng could see that the toad mirror was blushing.
"Gollum~"
Xu Xuecheng was sure that he was not hungry, that is, the stomach of the toad mirror was ringing.
"Didn't eat?"
"I haven't eaten for a few days! I wanted to come back and sell it to make a profit, but I didn't expect that no one wanted it at all, so I asked you to borrow money!" Speaking of this, the toad mirror covered his stomach again.
"Okay, come with me" Xu Xuecheng pushed the door and went out, beckoning the toad mirror to the hotel.
"Four Seas Hotel", four golden signboards stand there, the toad mirror stood at the door and did not forget the stinky fart, took off the mirror, and combed his hair in front of the glasses.
Xu Xuecheng wanted to laugh when he saw it, he was about to starve to death, and there was a kung fu stinky fart!
Uncle Liu saw that Xu Xuecheng was back, came out to greet him, and saw that there was a man or woman behind him, and pulled Xu Xuecheng aside, "Who is this little boss?
Xu Xuecheng couldn't help but laugh, "You don't care, hurry up and fry a few dishes, you're hungry!"
"Okay, then you go sit down first, and I'll let Sister Sun cook for you herself."
Xu Xuecheng led the toad mirror to the box, and the toad mirror didn't speak, and when he entered the box, he quickly ran to close the door and sat down in front of Xu Xuecheng.
"This restaurant is so big, I've never seen such a big restaurant in Shen Z, the food must be very expensive, right?"