Chapter 126: On How to Control a Chinese

It looks like something in the mail, but is Bell the kind of person who is keen on online shopping?

Although he thought it was strange, Momoda didn't mean to open it, but just looked at the label on the box. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this glance, the question is even greater.

Almost all of the boxes were sent by a company called the Victoria Group, and not to mention the company's name, it seems that I heard it there, and the stuff in it is too mixed.

A company also produces instant noodles, rice cookers, belts, acupuncture equipment, waterbeds, panda fur coats, televisions, mountaineering ropes, black chicken and white phoenix pills, alpaca milk, nanmu sofas, life-size puppet puppets and so on.

What kind of magical enterprise will produce so many things at the same time, and what kind of wind will its boss smoke to buy so many miscellaneous things, there must be a conspiracy!

"Anyway, since it's just here, it doesn't matter if I see it, right? ”

Momoda picked up a box and shook it, as if to figure out what was inside.

"I said it was a rice cooker, but it didn't sound like it, and it was too light, and if you heard it from the sound of rubbing, it looked like a hollow gum or something. ”

"I trust you so much, and you want to expose me when I'm away!?"

Looking back, the eldest of his family looked at him with a sad face.

Momoda continued to shake the box expressionlessly: "Your old bottom is produced by this Victorian company?"

Bell snatched the box: "Less nonsense, what did you write when I told you to write?"

Momoda replied, "Less nonsense, more work." ”

Bell asked again, "What about the color?"

"Written in red pen. ”

"Where's the font?"

"Growler. ”

"What about paper?"

"Macaroni paper that conveys the sender's feelings. ”

"What about the level?"

"Fat woman class of menopause. ”

Bell snapped his fingers, "Good, you're always doing things so well." ”

Momoda sighed: "Praise people for no reason, let's say, what kind of wicked man's work do you want me to do?"

Bell sent a copy of the information directly to Momoda: "What kind of wicked man's work, to put it bluntly, is for you to fulfill my previous promise, by the way, to introduce a promising young man to a new job."

That person is not suitable as a frontline to fight in the light at all, and my Reservoir Dogs squad is more suitable for him, at this time, the information and tactics. ”

Momoda quickly looked at the information: "You want to recruit new people, didn't you say that you only needed thirteen people at the beginning?"

Bell said: "You people also think about it a little for me, do you think that this huge third Zhongjing has how many things I need to deal with every day, and I can't give up the business in the world, there are thirteen subordinates who are already very nervous, and the four little girls he raised in Austin took up five places at once, and I can't take them apart and use them......"

Mo Moda said: "And you also want to recruit a master who is good at using Gu poison, right?"

Bell suddenly became excited: "Of course, ninjas and Gu masters are the two peaks that walk in the dark world, and every man who is determined to break into the dark world will want to collect these two professions."

Speaking of which, when I was looking for a ninja at the beginning, I was deceived by the Japanese who bullied me as a foreigner.,Introduced that red lotus to me.,Although that kid is very capable.,Karmic ability is also very convenient.,But how can there be a little ninja's unique charm!

If I had known that the no-names were all a bunch of secondary two who had been poisoned by Naruto, the cancer of the industry, how could I have hired them!?"

Mo Moda said: "It's too much to say this, originally the Hokage is a ninja manga that is biased towards European and American styles, maybe people think you are very suitable for doing this, so you said that, so you asked Kageyama to send another one after your old secretary left, Uncle Heiji didn't meet your requirements?"

Bell said: "Uncle Heiji is actually quite a great ninja, and he is also the kind of existence that I like to really live in the dark, but because he is too good, it is almost impossible for me to change his loyalty to my family to loyalty to me, so I have to change to a younger one." ”

Momoda had already digested the tactics that Bell had drawn up at this time, but he rarely had doubts: "Whatever you think, but is it really good for you to use this method? Those light-faced warriors are going to die with a big temper, and if I threaten in this way, I will probably anger the other party." ”

Bell suddenly became serious and put his hand on Momoda's shoulder: "Believe me, if there is anything that is a common death hole for all Chinese, it is the house." Take this dead end, don't worry about what he's going to do. ”

Momoda said, "I don't really understand this truth, but let's try it first." ”

After saying that, he turned to leave, but Bell gave him another task.

"Wait, the second generation of Sword Immortal Emperor sent regular contact before, and he seems to have arrived at the territory of the elf clan. ”

Mo Moda frowned when he heard this: "Elf Clan? The previous captives of those who were captured by the Third World Hidden Forces Raid Team, although we spent a lot of thought, but when we just started to ask something, we triggered the magic ban at the divine level.

The spellcasters on our side are difficult to crack in a short time due to the different systems, and even the ones sent by the Wizards' Guild are powerless.

However, a person with the karmic ability to trace voices was sent to collect some voices in the sky above the Peace Tower, and it can be concluded that those people seem to be hidden forces from the five races of this world, a group of terrorists who claim to be gods.

Except for the human race that has been deeply infiltrated by us, the other four major races are likely to have been instigated by those terrorists, why did he run to the territory of the elf race at this time, doesn't he know the current situation?"

Bell shrugged: "It's said to send a runaway little girl home." ”

“???”

Hesitating about the unfathomable generation gap in terms of thinking logic and values, Momoda, who considers himself a strategist, can only use three question marks to express his own psychology.

Bell, who is also a villain, is very open-minded: "This is the so-called man who thinks of himself as a chivalrous man, and always likes to make some small things into big news." But the point is, I think that while the other four clans were more or less involved in the previous raids, they differed in degree. ”

Mo Moda frowned, and after years of cooperation, he instantly understood what Bell meant: "There is a difference in degree, do you mean that they are not so united? But no matter how much they are not united, they will not fall to us from the other world, not to mention that we are all human races, and there is a possibility of communication between us and the third world human race, as for the other major races, it can be said that there are constant wars between other major races."

Even if you want to use this opportunity to sow discord, will other races be so talkative?"

Bell smiled confidently: "It depends on the individual's means, but that's for later." Now let's settle the summit after that, although the grand strategy set before is to unite the Third World Terrans and suppress the other four races. But now things have changed, maybe some adjustments have been made, and that's a big reason why I'm going to the conference. ”

Momoda thought to himself: "It's actually calculated to this point, but think about it, it's impossible for Bell to be so honest to go to the kind of meeting that looks like it's here to find fault, and it turns out that there is really a calculation, for this." ”

Bell leaned closer to Momoda: "That's why I asked you to guide Tang Yi in the plan and add some chips for me in the meeting, listen, it's so ......"

Momoda looked at the time: "Is it too late?"

Bell said: "Don't worry, I know those so-called big people too well, in order to give me a dismount, I will definitely release my pigeons, in time, you can do it, don't forget to help me send these things to my house when you go out." ”

Momoda hesitated for a moment before asking tentatively, "What the hell is this?"

"Sex toys, this is only the third batch, and there are several more batches to come. ”

……

At the same time, in a café in the third middle of Beijing.

Although this restaurant has always had a lot of customers because of its elegant taste and excellent style, there are a little too many customers today.

No, it's not so much crowded as it is, but for coffee, no matter what the novelty variety, people probably don't make it look like a wet market.

The cause of this sensation was a piece of information that went viral in major forums about ten minutes ago: an unknown elf beauty suddenly appeared and was forcibly abducted by the evil boy who appeared later.

The following is a long list of tracking reports, detailing the specific route of this elf beauty who suddenly appeared to be abducted and trafficked by this evil young man, as well as the evil deeds of a bunch of righteous and brave people.

What's worse is that it wasn't just broken by the enthusiastic masses, this evil young man was the villain who openly posted on Weibo that he hugged the mermaid princess and the first batch of legal dark elf girls.

In order to prevent the evil youth from continuing to wreak havoc, countless enthusiastic people have planned to punish them.

Judging from the results, Julie, Jenny, and Angelica, who had just met, occupied a private room, while Ye Ke blocked a group of onlookers at the door.

In this society with strong folk customs, it is common to fight if you disagree, as long as you remember to compensate for the broken things, there is no problem.

One of them said everyone's thoughts in a sad and indignant voice: "It's too much, even if you eat meat, you can leave a soup for us, do you really think that you can control this kind of thing by yourself!?"

And Ye Ke stood behind his embodied shield, and in front of the shield was a trap that even a layman could see that would explode if he touched it, and from Ye Ke's arrogant performance, it could be seen that even if it exploded, it would only kill the people outside.

"Don't talk nonsense, how can Lao Tzu's current great cause be something that you Luthor can stop, if you have the ability, you can do it!"