Chapter 1 Fat man, I've practiced
"Catch the thief, catch the thief. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Get out of the way, if you don't want to die, get out of the way!"
I saw a young man with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes in front of him, with a switchblade in his hand, and behind him was a fat man with curly hair, chasing after him.
To say that people know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, individuals sweep the snow in front of the door, who cares about the frost on the tiles of others, not to mention that the kid still has a murder weapon in his hand, and the crowd next to him has given way to a passage, so anxious that the fat man scolded his mother directly in the back.
Seeing that the thief ran past Chu Nan, Chu Nan directly stretched out his right foot.
I only heard a bang, and the kid fell directly to the ground.
"TMD, you kid don't want to live anymore, do you?!"
Annoyed and angry, the grandson got up directly, took the knife and stabbed Chu Nan in the stomach. However, he was still a step too late, and while he fell, the fat man had already caught up.
Seeing that he was going to hurt people, the fat man immediately showed a flexible skill that did not match his figure, only to see him grab a grab, grab his right wrist holding the knife, and then directly kick the kid's leg from the face, only to hear a plop, the kid knelt directly in front of Chu Nan, followed by a shocking scream, listening to the movement, it is estimated that this kid's knees are broken.
The fat man directly snatched the knife from his hand, and scolded in his mouth, "Sun Tzu, who is not good for you to steal, you dare to steal your fat master, and you don't inquire, who dares to provoke my fat man in this Sijiu City." ”
At this time, the thief was so painful that he couldn't speak, so he could only scream and scream.
"Ahem, you'd better see if he's still stealing from you. ”
Hearing Chu Nan's words, the fat man remembered that Chu Nan helped him, "Brother, this is thanks to you, otherwise I will lose a lot of money on the fat man." ”
"You're welcome, when you see injustice, you draw a knife to help, and besides, didn't you save me just now?"
The fat man gave a thumbs up, "Okay, it's bright enough, my fat man has made you a friend." After saying that, he groped for the thief.
Looking at the self-cooked appearance of this fat man, Chu Nannan was not disgusted, but felt extremely kind.
"By the way, look at my brother's skills quite neatly. ”
"There is vision, the fat man has been practiced. You watch, look at the fat man, how I deal with him. ”
As soon as he heard this, the thief immediately confessed, "Two grandfathers, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, so you can treat me as a fart." ”
"Let you go, I'm sorry! If I don't beat you today, you won't know why these flowers are so red. ”
Seeing that he couldn't be convinced, the thief immediately screamed inwardly, "You'd better let the master go quickly, otherwise..."
"Otherwise, your grandmother's legs give you face, don't you?" The fat man kicked him directly in the back and kicked him on the back.
Well, this guy is really grumpy.
But the fat man is not stupid, although he is angry, he still holds his senses, and after kicking it, he also asks Chu Nan Anli, "You can't be soft-hearted when dealing with this group of things, otherwise he will think you are a bully." ”
"I think it's better to send him to the police station. ”
At this time, the surrounding crowd also gathered around, pointing at the three people, but fortunately, it didn't take long for two patrolling policemen to hurriedly run over.
After learning about the situation from the surrounding witnesses, the police station took the thief away directly, while Chu Nan and the two only made a simple record at the scene. However, for the sake of insurance, the police still wrote down Wang Fatzi's information and address, and told him not to leave in the past few days.
When the people around him were almost scattered, Wang Fatzi suddenly slapped his thigh, "Oh no, my tricycle is still there." "After saying that, he pulled his legs and ran.
As soon as he ran two steps, he saw that Chu Nan was still standing in place, so he turned back and pulled him, "What are you doing, walk with my brother." ”
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"Hey, fortunately, Uncle Wang next to me showed me, otherwise I would have picked up sesame seeds and lost watermelons. ”
"Your cassette is worth a lot of money, isn't it?"
"Of course, I'll tell you, this has to be put on hold, and it will be sold out in the morning. However, the business has not been easy in the past two years, and if it encounters the gang of grandsons of the industry and commerce again, it will be not to mention, and the fines will be light!"
“......”
Walking all the way, chatting all the way, the two came to a courtyard house.
"Hey, it's here. ”
Seeing that there was a big slope at the door, the fat man was dragging in front and Chu Nan was pushing in the back, and he finally arrived home safely.
As soon as I entered the gate, the neighbors greeted me, "Fatty, I'm back early enough today." ”
"I'm a relative, I'm gone. ”
After entering the courtyard gate, the fat man directly left the car behind, and then opened a small room next to it.
"Come, come in, sit down. With that, he poured his tape on his own.
The whole room is not big, the wall is covered with star posters and landscape paintings, there is a small cabinet and an aluminum alloy pot in the corner, and there are steamed buns and pickles in several large bowls on the table around.
Looking to the side, there are two narrow wooden beds, one against the north wall and one against the west wall. The one on the west wall is full of goods, and the one on the north wall is where Wang Fatzi rests, just looking at the messy clothes and bedding, he is definitely a single dog.
Just as Chu Nan was looking at the room, Wang Fatzi walked into the door with his four or five boxes of tapes, "Sit, you're welcome." With that, he put the tape on the open space beside him.
Chu Nan was not polite, he directly moved a stool and sat down, while Wang Fatzi sat directly on his bed.
"By the way, brother, I don't know what your name is. ”
"My name is Chu Nan, what about you, you can't keep calling you fat, right?"
"Hey, fat man, my name is Wang Kaixuan, you call me Brother Wang, call me Fat Man, whatever you like. ”
Wang Kaixuan? Chu Nan didn't care, "Then I'll call you Brother Wang." ”
"By the way, you don't see if you're a local, are you traveling here?"
"Let's just say that I just arrived in the capital today and I'm going to have a good time here. By the way, Brother Wang, where can I stay near you?"
Who knew that when he heard this, the fat man was anxious and immediately jumped up. "Didn't you slap my brother in the face? ”
But after saying that, the fat man regretted it a little, and glanced at his "kennel" with a weak heart, which was really embarrassing.
"What's that, wait for my brother to put it on you, it's definitely beautiful. After that, he began to get busy.
Seeing that the fat man was so enthusiastic, Chu Nan was not easy to watch, so he hurriedly took a hand.
After cleaning the goods on the bed, the fat man took out a new set of bedding from the cabinet on the side, "This was originally for my brother, and he wrote to say that he would come to see me in two days. ”
After making the bed, the fat man suddenly asked, "Brother, where is your luggage?"
Chu Nan subconsciously touched his trouser pocket, there was a dragon skin cloth bag in it, it was a magic pocket with a space expansion spell added, there were about three cubic meters of space in it, and some of Chu Nan's belongings were placed in it.
"Oh, I was only on a short trip, so I didn't bring any luggage with me. ”
Wang Fatzi glanced at Chu Nan's somewhat bulging pockets, "I understand." ”
It seems that the fat man regards him as a local tyrant.