Chapter 341: This must be a joke

In the empty alley, a blonde girl dressed as a knight slashed down with a long sword with a scabbard in her hand, and a young man in a shorts T-shirt was making an empty-handed white blade movement, and behind the man was a petite young girl with no fear at all but a nonchalant smile on her face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

How would a normal eyewitness react to such a surreal scene happening right in front of your eyes?

Eighty percent of them are filming movies, or they are playing cos and filming this type of action.

But at this time, there was only one witness, Xiao Shi.

And Xiao Shi's reaction at this time was only one, after all, as a low-level slime, Xiao Shi's nervous system was not perfect enough to think about two things at the same time.

At that time, the sword was only 0.01 meters from the tip of my nose, what? You say you don't know where my nose is? Are you looking down on slimes?

Ahem, anyway, the situation was very critical at the time, the sword was clearly in the scabbard, but it was also very dangerous, in fact, for a slime like me who had mastered the white blade with his bare hands, a blow could cause more damage than a slash.

Even though he was not married and gave birth to a descendant with the fine bloodline of my Four Heavenly Kings, did he have to die in such a place?

And then...... Xiao Shi lost consciousness, why?

Because it's too hot, of course.

For the slime, the living environment is mainly in a damp and dark cave, so under the summer sun of the earth that is getting hotter and hotter due to the greenhouse effect, after the exposure on the roof and high-intensity exercise, the physical strength has long been overdrawn, so under the dual factors of overthinking and frightening, Xiao Shi closed his eyes and simply fainted neatly.

Zhang Fanren looked at Lea who didn't agree with a word in front of him with a confused face, but he didn't dance awkwardly and picked up the broken steel and was about to cut people: "Leah, what's the situation?"

Leah hurriedly said: "Mr. mortal, I don't want to hurt Xiao Mo, I just want to limit her movements, otherwise she will run away again." ”

In fact, the broken steel guarded by Avalon is no longer a killing weapon that sharpens iron like mud, and although Leah seems to have used enough strength, at most it is to the extent of stunting the slime, in order to prevent Xiao Mo from escaping again, he waved the broken steel as soon as they met.

According to Leah's plan, Xiao Mo will definitely fight back as soon as possible, and after subduing Xiao Mo after a battle, he will use his inherent skills to suppress him, which is often done in the family manor, although it is more and more difficult to catch her as Xiao Mo's strength grows, but it has not failed.

But at this time, Zhang Fanren suddenly fell into the white blade empty-handed.

"I think Xiao Mo, this kid can still be reasonable, let's sit down and drink tea and talk slowly, right?" Zhang Fanren smiled shyly.

"Mr. Mortal was definitely deceived by Little Momeng, this kid is too good at deceiving people. Leah said anxiously: "If you don't tie her up, you will definitely run away again." ”

"I won't run, my mother is too impulsive, how can the sword swing indiscriminately? Even if I don't cut people, it's not good to hit flowers and plants, and the most important thing is that if Dad hadn't caught it just now, wouldn't it have broken the broken steel." Xiao Mo came out of behind Zhang Fanren with a small head and said with a smile.

"My head shouldn't be that hard yet. Zhang Fanren chuckled and said, "But you learned this sentence from the movie, right?"

"Hmm. Because the bad old man likes all the cultures of this country, well, it's kind of interesting anyway. Xiao Mo laughed.

"Huh?" Leah's eyes widened in surprise: "Xiao Mo, why didn't you run?"

"I obviously just said it, so my mother is always talking to herself so rampage, and she will definitely not find a boyfriend. Xiao Mo shook his head angrily.

"Leah, you can rest assured, this kid is actually quite well-behaved. Zhang Fanren let go of his hands and said.

Leah hurriedly put away the broken steel, still looking at Xiao Mo with some surprise, with questions on her face.

Zhang Fanren was just about to raise his hand to help Xiao Shi, who had already felt the beginning of flowing, when suddenly his back sank, and a figure had already jumped up, and his two calves were tightly clamped around his waist.

"Daddy, don't move, I'll help you. ”

"Okay. Zhang Fanren had no choice but to let Xiao Mo knead back and forth with his little hands on the top of his head.

"Why does Mr. Mortal have such a good relationship with Xiao Mo?" asked Leah when she finally stopped being silent and began.

This really makes Leah unbelievable, you must know that she has to use all her strength to suppress Xiao Mo, the only thing in the whole family that can make Xiao Mo afraid is her father, but now it seems that the relationship between the brave and Xiao Mo is quite friendly and harmonious, it is like ...... Wait a minute! What did Xiao Mo call Mr. Mortal just now?

Leah suddenly came to her senses, and she kept an eye on Xiao Mo to prevent her from escaping, but she didn't pay attention to her obedience, and almost forgot such important information.

"I don't know, but this kid is suddenly very close to me. ”

Xiao Mo puffed out his mouth in displeasure, and his little hands tried to scratch Zhang Mortal's hair, but failed, so he had to mutter: "Dad is so bad, I obviously like Dad all the time, I took down the rabbit, but Dad's secret weapon is actually alive, I really want one, the enemy will definitely not think that such a little thing is actually a murder weapon." After speaking, he handed Xiao Shi to Zhang Fanren's eyes.

Zhang Fanren took Xiao Shi and said: "That's not a rabbit, it's not a hidden weapon, it's not a murder weapon, it's a slime, and Xiao Shi's owner is not me, but slimes are very difficult creatures to raise, even if you want to, you may not be able to, in short, let me help you ask, is it time for you to come down." ”

"No, I want my dad to carry me. Little Mo said coquettishly.

Leah looked at this strange little Mo intently, she never thought that she would see such a little Mo one day, and it took a long time to come back to her senses and say, "Xiao Mo, you won't run away, right? Then go home with me." ”

Xiao Mo nodded obediently.

Zhang Fanren was a little reluctant and said, "Why don't I help you take her to the airport, Leah." ”

Although Xiao Mo's black side is indeed very dark, he is much cuter than a certain ruined house demon king, and Zhang Fanren has a trace of reluctance in his heart.

"Huh, why go to the airport?"

"Do you have to take a plane to go to Dad's house?" Xiao Mo also wondered.

"Of course not, my house is attached to the ...... Wait a minute, Leah. Zhang Fanren looked at Leah with a straight face: "Let me ask you a question." ”

"Hmm. ”

"This child's mother can't be you, right? Haha, no matter how you think about this kind of thing, it's a joke, what the hell am I talking about? The corners of Zhang Fanren's mouth twitched as he looked at Leah, who fell into silence, unable to laugh at all.

“……”

“……”

"Is Dad looking at Mom affectionately? Xiao Mo said with a smile.