People will not always have smooth sailing in this life, and they will always encounter some strange people or strange things on the long road of life, Liu Tianyu and his friends usually call this strange person 'the best'. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

To be honest, Liu Tianyu never thought that he would meet a person who was jokingly called 'the best', even if he did, Liu Tianyu felt that he should pass by himself, who knew that God and Liu Tianyu made a dramatic joke, not only did he meet such a 'best' but also this 'best' lived in the same bedroom with himself for three years, if there is no accident, then living together for four years is irreversible.

Speaking of this superlative, his name is Zhang Jian, from Guizhou, as his name suggests, and the cheap one is earth-shattering.

This guy looks ordinary, not tall, belongs to the kind that can't be found in the pile, but ordinary he is always self-righteous and feels that he is different, in order to attract the attention of others, mainly female classmates, usually always rely on some strange means to attract the attention of others, Liu Tianyu remembers very clearly, on the third day of the university, as a class guide from Tianjin, after saying a few things and leaving, the guy suddenly rushed to the podium in full view of everyone, brushed and quickly wrote a few English letters on the blackboard, and then learned the tone of Tianjin people: "Come, read with me, this is your mother A, this is your ****..." - Before the words fell, a classmate rushed up and repaired him in a joking way.

After being repaired by his classmates that day, after returning to the dormitory, he arranged for the classmate who repaired him, because the classmate's cheekbones were a little high, this became the target of Zhang Jian's attack.

I remember that when he was in the dormitory, he made a fuss and shouted: "Yo! Have you seen clearly, why does that xxx in our class look like that! ”

Wang Cheng was particularly disgusted with the arrangement of others behind his back, and at that time he sprayed his mouth to his genitals, and his tongue could **** when he spoke.

If that's all it takes, then Zhang Jian can't afford to be the 'best' that Liu Tianyu said, at most it's just a little funny, there is a teasing as a roommate, Liu Tianyu is happy to see it, after all, there will be a lot more fun in the future.

But it's a pity that the reason why 'the best' is called 'the best' is that he is completely different from teasing.

After a period of school, Liu Tianyu found that his toiletries were always consumed relatively quickly, such as shampoo, toothpaste and other consumables, Liu Tianyu didn't care much about this at that time, after all, there were five people in a dormitory, and sometimes everyone used what they had at hand when they were washing, and Liu Tianyu was sometimes like this.

However, when Liu Tianyu's bottle of men's acne skin cream was consumed within a week, it finally aroused Liu Tianyu's suspicions.

Maybe it was because of the excessive secretion of male hormones at that time, or it may be because he was not accustomed to the water and soil when he first came, only Liu Tianyu's face was full of young and beautiful Gada beans in the bedroom, and Liu Tianyu also joked that the pimples on his face could scare mosquitoes to death, and he didn't have to worry about mosquito bites when he slept at night.

However, a joke is a joke after all, in order to solve his face problem, Liu Tianyu deliberately went to the hospital and bought a bottle of slightly expensive medicinal skin cream at the doctor's suggestion.

The whole bedroom is the only one who needs acne, and it stands to reason that only one of them should use this thing, but only a week of skin cream has bottomed out, which is obvious that this bottle of skin cream is not only used by himself, Liu Tianyu was puzzled at the moment, you said that you don't have a pimple on your face, what are you doing with this thing, the most important thing is that this thing is particularly medicinal, and it will irritate the skin if you use it too much, even he himself did not dare to overuse it under the doctor's advice, and he asked a few roommates at the moment, who knew that several roommates were unanimous, and they all said that they did not use it。

Originally, Liu Tianyu didn't care much about skin cream, after all, this thing is expensive and expensive, this money is still acceptable to Liu Tianyu, but he has used it but denies it, this is not a problem with skin cream, but a person's character.

Originally, Liu Tianyu didn't want to be more serious, but unfortunately it was not so easy to investigate this kind of thing, and later a female classmate in the class inadvertently asked, so that Liu Tianyu knew who used his skin cream.

I remember that during recess that day, Liu Tianyu was lying on the table and drowsy, and suddenly a female classmate in the class came over and poked him with her hand, and then asked: "Liu Tianyu, what skin care products did you and Zhang Jian use some time ago, they smell very good." ”

At first glance, when he heard the other party's inquiry, Liu Tianyu didn't react for a while, and looked at the other party with a confused face and replied: "I'm not a woman, how can I use that thing, and don't say it's me, even Zhang Jian and I haven't seen him use it in the bedroom, aren't you mistaken." ”

The female classmate heard Liu Tianyu's answer with a look of contempt, and used skin care products to use skin care products, what is the shame of this, and immediately accused Liu Tianyu of a lot, and finally the female classmate said to the point, that is, you still have that good smell on your body now, don't you admit that you used skin cream or something.

It wasn't until this time that Liu Tianyu reacted, so he took out the newly bought skin cream from his bag and handed it to the female classmate: "That's what you said, although this thing is a skin cream, but this thing is medicinal, haven't you seen so many acne on my face." Liu Tianyu pointed to his face as he spoke.

The female classmate took the skin cream handed over by Liu Tianyu and opened the lid and smelled it, and nodded immediately: "That's right, it's the smell, I like the taste." After finishing speaking, the female classmate had to deduct a little bit and test it on her face.

"You don't! This isn't a mess. Seeing this, Liu Tianyu hurriedly stopped it, and then explained a lot to the other party.

Later, when he bought this thing again, Liu Tianyu also specially asked, this thing is a little harmful to the skin, especially for some people with allergic skin, so he really didn't dare to let the other party use it indiscriminately, didn't see that now he has this thing in his bag and carries it with him, he is really afraid that someone will use it indiscriminately in the bedroom, and there will inevitably be trouble if there is a problem.

"Stingy. Although he listened to Liu Tianyu's explanation, the other party still gave Liu Tianyu such a white glance and Shi Shiran left.

Looking at the back of the female classmate leaving, Liu Tianyu finally knew who stole his skin cream, but this matter has passed, and Liu Tianyu didn't think about confronting Zhang Jian or anything like that, but in the future, he paid a little attention to Zhang Jian.

That is, he paid attention to Zhang Jian, and Liu Tianyu finally discovered some problems that he had never paid attention to before, such as Zhang Jian would sneak through the cabinets of several roommates when he saw other people before he got up in the morning, for example, Zhang Jian would secretly take some small things from his roommates, such as Zhang Jian would steal the clothes of his dormitory classmates, and then after a period of time, everyone basically forgot about this matter before he would wear it, and when someone asked, he also said that he saw that the other party's dress was good-looking, so he bought one himself, you can't say that you lost a dress that is exactly the same as this one, and you have to say that I took itFor example, Zhang Jian will secretly drink the drinks bought by Liu Tianyu and a few people, eat the snacks bought by a few people, and then eliminate the evidence as if nothing happened, and shake his head to deny it when others ask.

Speaking of these little things that were stolen by Zhang Jian, Liu Tianyu was a little depressed, you said that it was not good for you to take something, drinks, snacks, cigarettes, even if you don't steal these things, everyone will take the initiative to give you a share, but what the hell do you want to take the underwear that has been worn, what the hell do you love to take advantage of others, Liu Tianyu has always felt that his underwear is always not enough, he never thought that someone would steal this thing, at first he thought that it was inadvertently thrown away when cleaning, until now all the truth has been revealed.

If Liu Tianyu can turn a blind eye to these little things, after all, everyone looks up and doesn't see what they look down, and these little things are not worth it, and it is really not worth it to make a fuss about this little thing, then the next thing will make Liu Tianyu and his other roommates unable to tolerate it.

It is said that Wang Cheng has a rheumatism problem at a young age, and I don't know how he got this problem, anyway, when it rains on a cloudy day, Wang Cheng's face is as gloomy as the weather outside.

In order to cure his problem, he found a home remedy for him at home, which was to use geckos and add some medicinal herbs to make wine, but this wine was not used to drink, but to wipe.

It is said that one of the medicinal materials in this home remedy is very difficult to find, and Wang Cheng's family spent a lot of effort to make a piece of medicinal wine.

When he came to college, Wang Chengcheng brought this medicinal wine to school, but perhaps because he had this kind of problem at a young age, most of them were only forty or fifty years old, and Wang Chengcheng was embarrassed to tell everyone.

It was because of Wang Cheng's embarrassment that Zhang Jian was rummaging through Wang Cheng's cabinet one day and found this bottle of medicinal wine in the cabinet.

Maybe most people think that the medicinal wine brewed is for drinking, and Zhang Jian is no exception, so this guy secretly took the medicinal wine out, I don't know for what reason, he not only drank it himself, but also dragged the other two classmates in the same class.

Not surprisingly, the three people who had lost most of the bottles of medicinal wine were admitted to the hospital together for gastric lavage.

Although the three people who drank into the hospital did not have any major problems in the end, Wang Cheng did not need to bear any responsibility in terms of law, but as the holder of the medicinal wine, Wang Cheng was still called by the class guide to reprimand him, as for Zhang Jian, who said that he stole the wine, a demerit punishment was also proper and did not run away.

As soon as this incident came out, the relationship between Zhang Jian and Liu Tianyu completely dropped to the freezing point, and later I heard from other people in the dormitory that as long as Zhang Jian went to which bedroom, after he left, the dormitory would more or less lose some miscellaneous things, but the things lost were not valuable, so no one cared too much, but everyone resisted Zhang Jian's return.

Today, this guy was chased by someone, although I don't know what this guy did, but in Liu Tianyu's mind, he must be dishonest or cheap.

I have to fight the sins I have done, and Liu Tianyu is a little uninterested in Zhang Jianzai, so this time he stood aside and watched the excitement, and while watching, he wondered what this guy had done again, whether he had stolen something or provoked others by being cheap.

But this time Liu Tianyu was wrong, Zhang Jian really didn't steal things or be cheap this time, he was found because he owed gambling debts this time.

Liu Tianyu didn't know what was too specific, but he knew from the words of both sides that Zhang Jian and others played cards and then owed a lot of gambling money, and learned that it was for this reason that he was found in the bedroom, and Liu Tianyu also felt a little drunk.

"Brothers, whoever has the money to lend me 3,000 first, and I will pay it back when my living expenses come in a few days. Forced to collect debts by a few people, Zhang Jian finally watched his roommate speak.

"But Zhang Jian, you opened your mouth to borrow money from everyone, but your eyes kept staring at my dry hair, how do you know that I have money, how do you think I will definitely lend you. Seeing Zhang Jian open his mouth but always staring at himself, Liu Tianyu secretly thought in his heart.

"Brothers, why don't you help him get together? You live in a dormitory, and it will be more convenient for him to pay back the money at that time, and you said that if I come to your dormitory every day to go around, I will disturb you when the time comes. At this time, the one who was sitting on Liu Tianyu's bed suddenly opened his mouth.

"The cannon you have about by yourself, you have to finish it even if you kneel, Zhang Jian, you lose money playing cards is your own business, no one of us uses a knife to force you to play, since it is your own money, then you have to fight this matter yourself!" Wang Cheng refused without hesitation after listening to Zhang Jian's loan, and looked at the debt collector after finishing speaking:" It's your business to ask for debts every day in the future, but the next time you want to enter our dormitory, you have to get our consent, and you don't want us to poke this matter out and make everyone know. ”

As soon as Wang Cheng's words fell, Zhang Jian yelled at him in an unkind tone on the side: "Wang Cheng, I didn't plan to borrow money from you, you don't want to say a few words." After finishing speaking, Zhang Jian looked at Liu Tianyu and begged: "Tianyu, I know that you have made a fortune, three thousand is a small amount of money for you, help your brother." ”

After hearing Zhang Jian's words, Liu Tianyu was still wondering how he knew that he was rich, but in an instant, he remembered that after he bought a house, he wasted in the WeChat circle, and his mobile phone was renewed, but the mobile phone number was not changed, and there was a WeChat group in his class.