"Don't move. www.biquge.info"Liu Tianyu shook his head helplessly, reaching out as if taking off the thing on his head, who knew that at this time, the woman suddenly roared, so that Liu Tianyu's raised arm stopped in mid-air.

Listening to a rustling sound in his ears, Liu Tianyu estimated that this woman should be using something to cover her body at this time, or she was wearing clothes or something, thinking of this Liu Tianyu simply stopped his movements, after all, a joke is a joke, and he has already seen what he should have seen just now, if it continues, then it will really end badly for a while.

"Bastard, I'll kill you!"

With a coquettish sound, Liu Tianyu only felt a strong wind ringing in his ears, although he did not have the ability to listen to the wind and distinguish things in movies and television, but his physical fitness was several times that of ordinary people, and he instinctively dodged the opponent's attack easily in a flash.

Feeling that the other party has been able to do it with himself, then it will definitely not be as smooth as just now, and at that moment Liu Tianyu reached out and took off the thing covering his head.

What was on her head was not something else, it was the towel that the woman was holding just now, looking at the towel in her hand, Liu Tianyu said that it was a pity, according to the development of the plot of the novel, shouldn't the woman throw it over her underwear, why are there ten towels now, the routine of the plot of this novel is different.

"Bastard, fight pervert, I'm going to beat you to death."

Just when Liu Tianyu was thinking about something that was not very healthy, the woman in front of him took the clothes pole and hit Liu Tianyu headlessly.

Don't doubt how Liu Tianyu has a clothespole at home, an important prop that Pan Jinlian uses to hang Kaizi, it is really that the clothesline on the balcony of Liu Tianyu's house is relatively high, so for the convenience of Liu Tianyu, he bought such a thing, but this thing is usually placed in the corner of the balcony, I don't know why it appears in the living room today.

"Bastard, pervert, smelly ****, shoot you, shoot you, shoot you." The woman waved the clothes pole and cursed with words in her mouth.

Maybe it was because she was in a hurry, or maybe the woman's clothes weren't in the living room at all, so the woman just wrapped her body in a bath towel now.

However, with the woman's sharp movement, the bath towel that had just been wrapped around loosened unconsciously, because there was no restraint, the two plump balls on the chest continued to vibrate with the woman's movements, which made Liu Tianyu see it clearly, and even the small particles on the two grapes on the plump body could be seen clearly.

If it is in some novels, Liu Tianyu slipped under his feet at this time and knocked the other party down, if the plot requires it, he can also have a close contact with the other party, and then the two will develop into an envious, jealous and hateful relationship due to a charming misunderstanding tonight.

But it's a pity that some of the plots in the novel are just some life difficulties and hard work for a meal, the real reality is that Liu Tianyu was beaten by a woman with a clothes pole in his hand and ran away.

"Hey! You've got enough! You stripped naked in the living room and I didn't strip you naked, and I remind you that you're naked again now. Began to stand still and let the woman beat a few times to dissipate her anger, Liu Tianyu repaid the price of seeing the other party's body with a few beatings, but the woman has always been unrelenting to herself, as if she had not yet discovered that he was naked again, Liu Tianyu kindly reminded.

"Ah~~~~!" After Liu Tianyu's embodiment, the woman finally realized her own, and casually threw her sincerity at Liu Tianyu, turned around and picked up the scarf that fell on the ground and wrapped herself again, while wrapping the bath towel, she looked at Liu Tianyu viciously and said: "You bastard is dead, and you have taken advantage of your aunt and grandmother by breaking into the house, and your aunt will definitely make you sit in prison." ”

Liu Tianyu was speechless for a while, do you want to be so ruthless, and let yourself take the prison on the boat, I just took a few more looks, and I can't get on my head by breaking into a private house, the head of this house is himself.

"Xiaoying, what time is it, what are you yelling for!" At this time, Zhou Ruolan's door finally opened, Zhou Ruolan was wearing pajamas and wiping her hair while standing at the door, looking at the woman with some displeasure and said.

"Yo! Lan. Finding that Zhou Ruolan didn't notice herself, Liu Tianyu said hello, and secretly said in her heart that no wonder Zhou Ruolan didn't come out when the woman called just now, and at first she thought that this house was too soundproof, Zhou Ruolan didn't hear the movement, it turned out that the other party was just taking a bath.

"Huh? Xiaoyu, you're back. Hearing Liu Tianyu's voice, Zhou Ruolan finally discovered Liu Tianyu's existence, wiped a few handfuls of hair indiscriminately and stepped forward to hug Liu Tianyu: "You little bastard still know to come back, didn't you say that you will come back every Saturday and Sunday." After hugging Liu Tianyu, Zhou Ruolan desperately grabbed Liu Tianyu's neck and shook it back and forth.

"Put! Let go! Although Liu Tianyu has become accustomed to this experience, and Liu Tianyu also enjoys the other party's pair of soft murder weapons, but there is still one person in the room, so Liu Tianyu struggles desperately in Zhou Ruolan's arms.

Of course, it may not be very appropriate to describe the word desperate here, with Liu Tianyu's current physical fitness, if Liu Tianyu really struggles desperately, Zhou Ruolan may really be injured by him, and the desperate effort mentioned here is just a rhetorical technique.

"Humph! I'll let you go for the time being. Maybe it was enough to be close to Liu Tianyu, Zhou Ruolan let go of the arm around Liu Tianyu's neck: "Why did you remember to come back today, and you didn't make a phone call when you came back." ”

"Is this my house good, I haven't heard of anyone who will call their own home." Liu Tianyu glanced at Zhou Ruolan, and then pointed to the woman in the living room who was called Xiaoying by Zhou Ruolan: "Who is she?" How could she be in my house? ”

"Sister Lan! Who is this bastard? At this time, the woman also pointed to Liu Tianyu and asked the same question as Liu Tianyu, although through the conversation between the two, the woman knew that the other party was not a thief who broke into the house, and it was very likely that she was still the owner of the house, that is, her landlord, but the woman who did not want to accept this fact in her heart still confirmed it again.

"Oh, he's the school-going landlord I told you about." Speaking of this, Zhou Ruolan sighed lightly: "You didn't go back to your room after taking a shower, didn't you two have something happened just now?" Let me guess, is this kid looking at you badly? I told you a long time ago, don't shake around the living room naked after taking a shower, we're not just the two of us here."

"Cai... No, I had a bath towel around me, but I was just startled by him suddenly coming in. The woman named Xiaoying glared at Liu Tianyu fiercely, but for some reason, she didn't say what had just happened.

"Ahh Not only was she taken aback, but even I was taken aback, Sister Lan, can you tell me who she is and why she lives here? Your friends? Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes, slandered in his heart, just say what you say, glared at me and did a wool, but since the other party chose to conceal it, Liu Tianyu didn't want to make more trouble, so he immediately opened his mouth and said a word along the woman's words, covering up the lie just now for the woman.

"Her name is Zhang Danying, and she is a new tenant." When Zhou Ruolan heard the inquiry, she remembered to introduce Liu Tianyu, and after introducing the woman, she pointed at Liu Tianyu with her hand and said to the woman: "Didn't you always want to meet our landlord, oh, he is, Liu Tianyu, now in his senior year at XX University, I told you." ”

"Tenants? How am I... Liu Tianyu originally wanted to say how I didn't know when there was another tenant in my house besides you, but as soon as he started his words, he remembered that when he started school and left, he was no longer lonely Zhou Ruolan at night, so he reposted the lease information on the Internet and explained that Zhou Ruolan started the tenant, thinking that this person was the tenant recruited by Zhou Ruolan after he left, and then he turned to look at the woman and said, "Oh, hello." ”

"Humph!" In response to Liu Tianyu's greeting, the woman twisted her head and snorted coldly.

"Huh? There's something between the two of you, huh? Looks like something has just happened that I don't know about. Zhou Ruolan noticed the difference like Sherlock Holmes, her eyes swirled suspiciously on the two of them, and she looked at the two of them in a strange tone and said.

"Sister Lan, what are you talking nonsense, who has something to do with him." The woman stomped her foot dissatisfied, looked at Zhou Ruolan and said angrily.

"There's nothing you have to do with your attitude today, haven't you been clamoring to see him, why do you look like a little resentful woman who has been bullied when you see him today." Speaking of this, Zhou Ruolan turned her head to look at Liu Tianyu and explained: "Xiaoying is doing live broadcasts online, she watched your magic video and knew that you were his landlord, so she kept arguing and wanted you to be a guest in her live broadcast room." ”

Speaking of Liu Tianyu's performance of magic, Zhou Ruolan seemed to suddenly remember something, and stepped forward to wrap her arms around Liu Tianyu's neck again: "Don't talk about it, I forgot about it, why don't I know that you little bastard can do magic, why didn't you perform magic tricks for your sister when she was bored, if I hadn't seen your performance video, I would still be kept in the dark and said, how many things do you still don't know about my sister." ”

"You're not my mother or my daughter-in-law, I have to tell you what I do." Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it so bluntly, he could imagine that if he really spit it out, then Zhou Ruolan would definitely let him know why the flowers were so red.

"I was also forced to perform on stage, if it weren't for the animals in my class who drove ducks to the shelves and threw me out without my consent, I would have forgotten that I knew how to do magic, and then you called and asked, why did you mention this stubble now." In order to avoid getting caught on fire, Liu Tianyu defended himself at the moment.

"It's the same as asking in person." Zhou Ruolan glared at Liu Tianyu, then reached out and patted the sofa in front of her: "Come on, come on, in order for you to make up for your mistake of concealing and not reporting, you can perform a magic trick for me now, and give me this sofa a look." ”

"What are you kidding, how can such a big sofa be destroyed without the premise that I am not prepared, I know that it is magic, not magic." Liu Tianyu directly rejected Zhou Ruolan's willful request, no matter how good the relationship between the two is, Liu Tianyu didn't plan to let the other party know too many things.

Such a large sofa is different from some small things, and it is impossible to change things without preparation, and a person with a brain can think that there must be something wrong here.

"Cut! You still need to prepare! Zhou Ruolan disdainfully despised Liu Tianyu.

"How fresh! Even David Copperfield couldn't have changed something so big without preparation. Liu Tianyu complained weakly.

"Alright, you can prepare now!"

"No way!" Liu Tianyu shook his head again.

"Huh? You little bastard first concealed it from your sister and didn't report it, and now you're pushing back and forth, are you itching? Perhaps it was because she was rejected twice in front of people, Zhou Ruolan was a little embarrassed, and glanced at Zhang Danying, who was standing not far away, with her eyes rolled up her sleeves and planned to repair Liu Tianyu.

"Stop, stop, stop, I don't push back, it takes time to prepare for a magic trick, especially if you ask me to make something as big as the sofa, it takes longer to prepare, and it's so late now, let's change to a simple one." Seeing Zhou Ruolan's facial expressions, Liu Tianyu knew that Zhou Ruolan must have boasted something to Zhang Danying, and the content of the boast was nothing more than that he listened to her very much, and at the moment, in order to avoid Zhou Ruolan's cowhide blowing and embarrassment, Liu Tianyu covered up Zhou Ruolan.

"What's simple?" Seeing Liu Tianyu so upright, Zhou Ruolan glanced at him with appreciative eyes.

"Well, that's it." Liu Tianyu glanced at the things in his sight, took two steps forward and walked to the coffee table, reached out and picked up the remote control placed on it, took the remote control in his hand and shook it twice at Zhou Ruolan: "Look carefully, don't blink." ”

After finishing speaking, Liu Tianyu handed over the remote control to his left hand, and covered the remote control with his right hand, but he took his hand away after covering it for less than half a second, but after half a second, the remote control disappeared.

"Huh? It's really gone, I can't even see it so close to you, where did you get the remote control?" Zhou Ruolan said as she stepped forward and groped with her hand on Liu Tianyu's body, hoping to find the remote control that had been changed.

Not to mention that Zhou Ruolan started directly, Zhang Liying, who has been in the background on the side, also saw the ripples in her eyes, although she was not as close to Liu Tianyu as Zhou Ruolan, but they were all in the same living room, even if it was the original, how far could she go, she usually watched such and such magic videos on the Internet as a network anchor, and some video performances on the Internet made her feel that she had a pair of fiery eyes, but today watching Liu Tianyu's magic up close, he was stunned and didn't see how Liu Tianyu messed with the remote control in his hand.

"Don't look for it, it's here." Seeing that Zhou Ruolan's hand was about to touch his forbidden area, Liu Tianyu hurriedly took a step back to avoid the other party's claws, and then handed the remote control to Zhou Ruolan with a flip of his right hand.

"Come on, come on, tell my sister how you made this thing nothing." Zhou Ruolan didn't care about the remote control at all, she reached out and took it and threw it on the sofa without looking at it, and then grabbed Liu Tianyu and began to ask long and short questions.

"The first rule of magicians, never tell anyone the secret of magic! Although I am not a professional magician, I still abide by this rule. Liu Tianyu shook his index finger in front of Zhou Ruolan and replied to her.

"Cut! Less, if that's the case, how did you learn magic? Zhou Ruolan scoffed at Liu Tianyu's words.

"Apprenticeship is not the same thing as the current situation." Liu Tianyu didn't want to continue to discuss this issue with her, so the topic changed: "How did you see my video on the Internet, I remember that you don't usually go online." ”

"TV, you little bastard is on TV, although I don't use the Internet much, but I watch TV every night." Speaking of this, Zhou Ruolan suddenly stretched out her hand and pointed at Zhang Danying: "Also, I don't go online, but there are people at home, Xiaoying is on the Internet every day, how can I not know this kind of thing." ”

"Oh, I see." Liu Tianyu really forgot what it was like to be interviewed in the movie, and nodded clearly after listening to Zhou Ruolan's words, but when the other party mentioned Zhang Danying's name, Liu Tianyu couldn't help but glance at the other party.

"Humph! Sister Lan, I'm back in the room. Seeing Liu Tianyu like herself, Zhang Danying glared at him hatefully, as if she only remembered that she had a bath towel around her body, and immediately reached out and pulled the bath towel to say hello to Zhou Ruolan and went into the room next to Zhou Ruolan.

Watching Zhang Danying go back to the room, Liu Tianyu and Zhou Ruolan chatted in the living room for a while, and then went back to the bedroom to rest without mentioning it.

Nothing was said all night.

Early the next morning, Liu Tianyu was in bed for a long time, but at about ten o'clock, Liu Tianyu, who still wanted to lie in bed for a while, had to get up from the bed.

"Hey! Don't you think it's a little inappropriate to just enter a man's room so casually! Looking at Zhang Danying, who walked into her bedroom without knocking on the door, Liu Tianyu frowned and said to her unhappily.

"Don't talk nonsense, what are you going to do about last night." The other party ignored Liu Tianyu's accusation at all, walked to the head of the bed and hugged his shoulders and looked at Liu Tianyu condescendingly and asked.

"What happened last night?" Liu Tianyu pretended to be confused, after all, he was a little weak when he saw the other party yesterday.

"Don't ask me knowingly, don't you know what happened yesterday?" Zhang Danying looked at Liu Tianyu with disdain and said.

"Ahh I don't know, I forgot. Liu Tianyu continued to be a scoundrel.

"Humph! My aunt and grandmother have let you see all over your body, are you going to leave it at that? Not that cheap! When she said this, Zhang Danying's face was flushed, perhaps because she saw that Liu Tianyu was still lying on the bed so lazily when she entered the door, Zhang Danying felt a little resentful, and reached out to grab Liu Tianyu's ear and pull it up: "You get up for me, get up and make it clear." ”

The two are not very familiar with each other, Zhang Danying broke into his bedroom uninvited, and the other party is now pulling his ears painfully, Liu Tianyu's little heart just now was successfully wiped out by Zhang Danying, and he reached out and grabbed Zhang Danying's hand and ripped it off his ear: "You stripped it yourself and I didn't strip you naked, besides, this is my house, you blame me for being naked in the living room, don't you still let me pay you for it, oh!" I forgot, you're a female anchor, others see that you are indeed paying for it, say, how much money do you want. ”

"You... You..." Zhang Danying never thought that Liu Tianyu would say such a thing, and finally cried out after a long time.

While crying, Zhang Danying also shouted at Liu Tianyu: "You bastard, it's right that I am a female anchor, but I am not as cheap as you say, I am a female anchor to sing and not sell meat, woo woo woo woo woo ·····"

"I'm sorry, I just didn't say anything, I..." Liu Tianyu also felt that what he had just said was a bit excessive, and when he saw the other party crying bitterly, he opened his mouth to apologize, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhang Danying.

"I know you look down on me, I'm moving out today, woo woo... Is it wrong for me to be a female anchor, what's wrong with me not stealing or robbing myself and singing online to support myself, I know that you stinky men look down on female anchors like us, thinking that we are no different from those women standing on the street outside, but I am different, I have never done those shameless things, why do you say that about me! Woooooooooooo ”

"I..."

"What am I, yes, I came to you today to ask for you, but I didn't plan to use my body as a bargaining chip... Woo woo woo · Why do you say that about me? ”

"I..."

"Woo woo · You look down on me, but you stinky men are much better than us, on the surface, you look like people, but in fact, you are not full of dirty and dirty thoughts, how noble are you than me. ”

"That..."

"I'll move out now, my aunt and grandmother were seen by a dog last night." Interrupting what Liu Tianyu wanted to say again, Zhang Danying wiped the tears on her face indiscriminately, and then glanced at Liu Tianyu resentfully and turned around and left without delay.

"Wait! Wait a minute! Liu Tianyu, who consciously took care of the loss, jumped down from the bed and reached out to grab Zhang Danying, who was about to sell the door.

Yesterday he looked at others, and today he said something that shouldn't be said with a poisonous tongue, if he really wants to let this girl leave like this, Liu Tianyu feels really uncomfortable.

At this time, he actually figured it out, although when he heard Zhou Ruolan introduce the other party as a female anchor yesterday, Liu Tianyu admitted that he did look down on the other party in his heart, after all, there are too many peachy news about female anchors on the Internet now, but after listening to Zhang Danying's crying just now, in addition to the fact that this person was recruited by Zhou Ruolan, according to Zhou Ruolan's personality, she will definitely not let her stay here, even if she didn't find it at first, but after a period of time, she would have eliminated the other party. So if you let the other party suffer grievances and leave today, Liu Tianyu is afraid that he will regret it when he thinks about it in the future. (To be continued.) )