"Oops! OMG! It's so late that I have to go to see my Jade Emperor Daddy. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info What kind of clothes should I wear! … It really makes the little girl anxious..."...... Diao Chan, dressed in elegant pajamas, anxiously browsed the giant virtual stereoscopic screen standing in front of her (which contained thousands of his costumes) "Wow! … I can't make up my mind..."Miss Huo's slender fingers dug deep into her beautiful black hair and hugged her head.

At this time, the slut Brother Fuchun hugged Xiao Yingqiao, and came down from the stairs with laughter, Xiao Yingqiao held her manual work in her hands, a cute "Cover Star" heavy armored spaceship...... "Mom!" Mom! Look! Qiaoqiao made it herself! Hahaha..."... Yingqiao proudly showed off her work to her mother......

Diao Chan doted on Xiao Yingqiao, who was about to take a bath... In the tone of the parent, he said to Principal Luo: "Fu Chung, you see that this palace is going to see the Jade Emperor's father at this time, what kind of clothes should you wear?" Hurry up and get an idea for Hongu! Otherwise, the family law will serve later! …”… The slut is submissive, and his gaze is evasive... That means, "Chun'er doesn't know that Niangniang, why is she going to see your father so late?" ...... "Ahh Diao Chan said and turned on a small screen again, pointing to the leader of Ding Bu Wuding who was making a statement to the media in the picture and continued: "See! This clown is making trouble in the city right now, I am your Jade Emperor's subordinate staff, and I have the obligation to go and give these to his old man now, now I know what's going on, right? ”… Fu Chung watched the video for a while and understood... Said flatteringly, "Ah, it's business, then you should wear a military uniform, but the mother has always wanted to secretly agree, so the slave suggested that you wear that short skirt and inlaid dance military uniform, in this way, it not only shows your girl's charm and charm, but also indicates your military identity..."...... "Hahahahaha! Floating, clever and well-behaved! Come and kiss mom! Diao Chan said as he smiled and handed Qiaoqiao to Fu Chung, and instructed Qiaoqiao: "You have to obediently wash your white, Xiao Yingqiao!" Mom will kiss you a few more times when she comes back! ”… Then quickly change into that almost bewitching dance military uniform (which looks a bit like a fashionable Van Xing badminton player's uniform)... Then summoned a few robot bosses from her family and arranged the work with a majestic face..."Brother Hua Bu! You and the representative of my family's military, Brother Liuju, immediately gather all the high-level machines to collect and sort out all the information on Leader Ding's farce, remember to be fast! ......After speaking, he greeted another robot Chitu brother" Chitu, and immediately turned into a luxurious and beautiful open-top carriage, and this seat must report this matter to Your Majesty as soon as possible..."...... After saying this, the little sable cicada walked quickly towards the door like a willow......

The robot Chitu brother is a sven scum in the robot brothers, in order to get a few days of leisure vacation from the master "His Royal Highness Diao Chan Guifei", it is the best of flattery. At this moment, the cheap robot conjured up a gorgeous carriage that was ten times more beautiful than the Fanxing Flower Fairy float, and turned into a mighty horse (Red Rabbit Horse) waiting for the owner, and the Diao Chan girl got on the car...

The carriage passed majestically and brightly by the large balcony of the central villa where Yang Jian and the others lived..."Wow! The fairy has descended to earth! … Sister Diao Chan's dance costume is so beautiful! ...", "Sister Diao Chan! Brothers, you're going to die of being drunk! What's more, the singing sounded"... It was an intoxicating moment! Soak my heart..."... Zheng Yunsong, who was drunk and hot, and a group of soldiers were chatting on the balcony... Seeing that on the open-top carriage here, the fairies went down to earth, and they were all very excited............

The robot carriage has an automatic positioning system, so it won't go the wrong way this time... The brightly colored carriage stopped in front of the Jade Emperor's villa... Diao Chan stepped out of the carriage with all manners, took out the hand-held system, and prepared to call the Jade Emperor father in her heart... She looked at the Jade Emperor's house, which was still brightly lit, and there were faint figures running upstairs (and she could only faintly see it, there was a smart shielding device), and she thought of herself again for a while, full of self-pity and self-pity......

At this time, in the hall of the Jade Emperor's house upstairs, the cheers were still ...... The emperor's great sorrow is still there... This poor ugly father, who just now declared viciously, "Stay up, what should I do", is now lying there exhausted... It seems that he will not be able to get up in a short time! …… Zhenqi and her third sister Zhenyuan (this girl is seventeen years old, and she can't get on the float at the night party, so she is still wearing her second sister's bikini at home). The two sisters conjured a shelf from there and stood on either side of the Jade Emperor lying on their stomachs. The two sisters are going to give their cute ugly dad a Thai massage similar to the mortal earth... The first to go up to His Majesty's back is the ugly cat roaring in the sky, and the stupid bird is green, the two ugly things imitate the usual appearance of the sisters, and they are doing a Thai massage on their father's back with a lot of noise (this has a hairy purpose)... (The Jade Emperor, who was gradually waking up and waiting to enjoy, turned his head sideways and found that it was actually two cute people who were tossing around blindly on their backs, and they fainted speechlessly...) ）…… The little sisters began to quarrel over the question of who would go first..."Hehe... That sister, my sister is heavier, my sister goes first! All right? Well! Zhen Yuan was dressed in a bright red bikini, and said to Zhen Qi while pretending to be cute in front of her sister. No way! I don't do it! Look at the way you look dressed! I'm a lady! I'll go first! The little shrew put on a posture again, scolding cutely... Zhen Yuan reached out to hug her sister and wanted to forcibly hug her aside, but the two sisters quarreled... (The ugly dad on the ground who was eagerly waiting for him fainted again...) ）…… On the other side, there was a delicate Zhenyan Hong Zhong Dalu-like coquettishness, "Yuanyuan, this palace will explain it first!" You and your sister are crazy and get their bikini dirty, and I'll be done with you! You know? (This Yan sister, she is as beautiful as a beauty outside, and her personality is as gentle as the bright moon on a summer night, but she is still a brutal lady at home...) ）…

"O god of evens! Come and save these sinful children! The Jade Emperor prayed devoutly in his heart...

Finally. The war subsided... The feet of the two sisters stepped on their father's back at the same time..."Thank God! Thankfully! Thank you for the sun shining on the earth... Alas! Dad has cared for and loved your two sisters so much, it's time to do a little filial piety to Dad..."... The ugly father of the Jade Emperor at the feet of the two sisters comfortably enjoyed the trampling of the two children, and his heart was like a butterfly flying in the sky...

However, the good times are always short-lived. Ugly Dad's phone rang with an emergency ring..."Oh it! It's so late! Is there a world war! It's a ma! All of them are pigs! …”… The Jade Emperor scolded and scolded, lying there and turning on the hand holding system... It shows Ensign Huo's message: "Dad! There's something important going on at the palace right now, so please answer the phone, I'll be downstairs in your carriage..."Oops! Dream dream! You guessed it right! That sable girl is really harassing me again! See! She's calling me..."... Miss Wen Meng, who is already equivalent to the face of a thirty-four or five-year-old young woman in Fanxing, is also wearing a bright red bikini (she is the opposite of her third daughter, she is too old to get on the float), hearing her husband say this, people suddenly became nervous... ran to Bai Ren's side, and leaned close to him, and he also lay beside the Jade Emperor...

The two of them looked at the messages on the stereoscopic screen on the ground and discussed the call..."Dad!? Why does she keep calling you Dad? Do you have such a big daughter? Mengmeng was full of sourness and asked dissatisfiedly. Ah! Dream dream! Didn't I explain to you that when she first came to our planet, wasn't I the one who followed her and took care of her daily life? She was going to die or live at that time, and she wanted to recognize me as a father. He's an alien, and for her safety, and for her to better cooperate with our work, I can only reluctantly agree..."The Jade Emperor explained. Wen Meng immediately replied: "She called you Dad, then she did something to you in that place in the afternoon, and she still wanted to do that to you." Is this what a daughter should do to her father? What a mess! Fan Xingxiao** is really uneducated! … And her own daughter, also called you Dad Zhang, aren't you all messed up? Brother Ren, the concubine has never figured this out! "Oops! Ah! I said, madam, don't I think it's confusing too! Let's stop this hollow, let's just take it as a joke...", Wen Meng then asked: "But this little *** can get through your phone at this time, she must have been authorized by your palace, maybe there is something important, Bai Ren!" Don't delay any longer, answer the phone! ”…

The ugly father reluctantly got up from the ground... Got through Diao's phone... I only listened to the Jade Emperor listen to Xiao Huo's report for a while and then said on the phone: "... That little Huo! Are you just downstairs? Then I'll come down right away..."... The Jade Emperor summoned a costume robot, instantly changed himself into the afternoon plaid evening dress, and walked towards the door in a dashing manner... Just about to go out. The door won't open... A young woman in a bewitching bikini stood in front of the door. "Oh yes! What's wrong with you? I'm going down to talk about work! The Jade Emperor said anxiously, and walked back and forth there..."Hmph! You can't go down like this! Wen Meng said coquettishly, "What's the matter?" What's going on here? What a dream of my dreams! The Jade Emperor seemed to be about to enter a state of rage, "Look at you!" Go down to talk about work, wearing such a plaid dress, looking suave, what kind of system! If you pout again, you will go and kneel down for this palace! I've been there! "Ahh Hehehe... Got it! Got it! … Come on! (His name is the costume robot) immediately change me into a light yellow plain dress..."...

The Emperor, who quickly changed into a plain costume, was about to walk out of the door in a panic... Mengmeng by the door suddenly became obedient, only to see her pushing the golden mountain and pouring jade candles to her husband, and saluted meekly and respectfully, "Slave Meng'er, send Your Majesty out of the palace", and stood there with her head bowed after speaking, looking pitiful..."There are ghosts!" Ghosts... There won't be any moths today... Heaven and earth bless! The Heavenly Emperor blessed......" the Jade Emperor said with apprehension in his heart. Then he still cooperated to make the appearance of the Holy Emperor, and walked out of the door majestically, saying domineeringly as he walked, "Meng'er is flat, I hope to take care of these mischievous princesses at home, and I will go back when I go..."...... The Jade Emperor, who walked out of the door, trotted obscenely to the staircase, ready to go downstairs. He looked back at the door of the hall uneasily, "Ah! He exclaimed, and the four or five naughty women's heads (and a kitten's head) that peeked out of the doorway all shrank back......

In the hall, Zhen Qi and Zhen Yuan. This will be lost again, they give their father a soothing muscle, they are also enjoying it, their greatest pleasure is to look down at the colorful painted nails on their feet... Now, Daddy ran away... Whistling rushed over and lay there in a daze, which meant "If you want to see beautiful toenails, then make this palace comfortable"..."Hahahahaha! No way! Ugly Roaring Days! My sister will trample you to death, what a cute idiot! Hahahahaha..."Zhen Yuan teased His Royal Highness ...... "Wait for my sister!" I have a way..."... The little monster Zhenqi really has a way. … After a while, the two sisters, one of them served a little cute, and one foot was placed on Lutian and Lulu, respectively, and continued the so-called fitness exercise, which was actually a cute exercise to appreciate their own nails from all angles......

Wen Meng watched the concert for a while, and was feeling that he was not in the mood, and the inch gold brother on his head spoke to Wen's mother, Wen Meng said in his heart: "Inch Jin is really good, I know that the little ** is below, and I automatically went to spy on the news for the old lady"... In fact, she was disappointed again, Cunjin was not the thing she said at all, she only heard Jin Hai Cunjin say: "Mother Zheng, you haven't read the short messages in your system for two days, you give orders to people all day long, you have to listen to the following reaction!" And your seven aunts and eight aunts, you also have to greet people from time to time! … Mother Zheng, take a look at your short message...... "......" is really annoying, I think Dongcheng. You tell the old lady about the North Sea! Wen Meng thought in her heart, but then thought about it, "Yes, this should also be seen", so she handed the little dust flying cat in her arms to her eldest daughter Dai Dai... Walked to the side to look at the text message on the phone... It's really amazing not to look at it......

There are more than 200 text messages on Wenmeng, and she hasn't read them, "Alas! There's no way, most of them will be called inch gold, respected aunts, cute little aunts, and so on, and they will be done when they go back"... But there are two things that must be seen. One is an urgent message just sent by Mr. Li of her Zhongwen Media Group. One more to see, there are red letters on it, which means that this is a top secret of the country, seeing this article, Wen dreamed: "I am the boss of a group, how could the country send me a confidential document, and the payment on it is the palace of the Star Emperor: "Ten Billion Palace" (in fact, Sister Meng'er underestimated her own strength, his family has 81 transformed living planets, and she is the star lord of these planets)."

After Wen Meng saw these two important pieces of information, he decided to look at his company's one first, only to see that it was written: "Dear Your Majesty Queen Mengmeng, this is the 15th text message I sent you, if you see it now, please go down and see your employees, what is Wu Juanhong doing, I called him 40 minutes ago and asked her to inform you at the right time... There was an accident in the city, and since I heard that she was with another girl, Liu Yunshi, I didn't call Liu again. Ding Buwu, the clown, didn't know what he was doing, and he looked like a mad dog who wanted to cover up...... "...... After reading this, Wen dreamed that the matter was urgent, and immediately dialed Mr. Li's phone and ordered: "Lao Li, tell the brothers who were interviewed in front to retreat with the whole army, and retreat until no one is left!" We don't have to ask what this mad dog is going to do, we are regular media, there is no need to be angry about such a news... But it is possible to go to interviews on a large scale: the media that have interviewed him. and collect the views of the citizens of Yunyang on this event..."...... After the order was given, Wen dreamed of his teenage assistant "Wu Juanhong".

So I changed my clothes and walked downstairs to her room, thinking as I went, "What's wrong with this Xiao Wu, something big will happen like this!" (Wen Meng has always been called Wu Juan Hong Xiao Wu, but after a while she won't be called like this anymore, she will be called "Hong'er" instead) This child is really, alas! But she is also very pitiful, and her boyfriend died at twenty-four or five (Xiao Wu's boyfriend, who died of genetic decay a year ago at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve one year). In short, she has been weird recently, and it seems that the eyes of our family Bairen are also strange, could it be that this little girl has something to think about my family's big officials...".

Wen Meng thought all the way and approached Xiao Wu's door. Since Wen Meng is a strong woman, if these girls want to enter her home and work as her life secretary, they must sign a clause promising that Zheng's mother has the right to spy on their privacy... So she can enter her house directly through the magic passage without knocking on the door...

Enter Xiao Wu's boudoir... The scene in front of him stunned Wen Meng! ……… I saw that Xiao Wu was already drunk and lying on the show couch, and fell asleep...

On the lawn outside the villa, the conversation between the Jade Emperor and Diao Chan is still going on... The Jade Emperor already knows all the things that have happened..."This Ding Bu Wu, it's Ma's!" What a fame! Everyone is used to stealing fish every year, but now they have to pretend to be righteous and not steal this year! Is this normal? I think it's weird... Xiao Huo, do you have detailed information about the whole incident over there? The Jade Emperor said. Yes, Your Majesty! However, the incident happened in a hurry, and the subordinates had already arranged the flowers and cloth them, nervously preparing, and just now our Lingxiao Treasure Hall office also called to inquire about the matter. If the emperor doesn't dislike it, he can go to his subordinates' homes and see all the ins and outs of the incident for the first time..."...... "Hahahahahaha! Sister Diao Chan is really doing her best for work! Okay Bairen, you can go over. In addition, my company is also very concerned about this incident, and I asked my Hong'er to accompany her Jade Emperor father to help our company understand the situation..."

It turned out that in Hong'er's bedroom just now, Zheng's mother had forgiven poor Hong'er and patiently enlightened her. I also knew that forty minutes ago, the wine that Hong'er drank at the night banquet was drunk. So I hurriedly said goodbye to Liu Yunshi... Then I went home and fell asleep...

In fact, Wen Meng was most touched by this incident, she thought of his family, her children... So tonight, she didn't plan to follow the Jade Emperor, but sent another vinegar jar, Wu Juanhong, who was younger and more beautiful than Miss Huo (she looked as big as Wen Meng's eldest daughter Zhen Dai), to follow them......

The Jade Emperor was in the center of the carriage, and the two beauties on the left and right who had plans for their hearts, both used the excuse that the night was windy (in fact, they had a protective layer on them, and the wind couldn't blow them at all), snuggled on Zhang's father's shoulder, and the three of them talked and laughed all the way, and drove towards Diao Chan's villa...

When they passed by Yang Jian's balcony again, there were still several soldiers blowing the wind there, and Yang Jian and the deputy captain Chen Fujin saw them first. "Hey! Uncle! Taking two beauties for a ride so late, aren't you afraid of your aunt's thunderous wrath? Jian'er asked playfully. Silly boy, don't talk nonsense! My uncle used to do business! O young people! Don't just brag about it, go in and watch TV! There's something fun going on in Yunyang City! The Jade Emperor said to the children, and the carriage also drove into the distance......

Jian'er and his gang rushed back to the house, and Zheng Yunchun and they were also watching the Xiaoyun City concert of the "Bright Moon Beautiful Girl Group" led by Lai Meijun... A group of people rushed in and shouted turntables, and Zheng Xuan complained dissatisfiedly, "Brother Jian! Didn't you say that your future girlfriend Lai Meijun was on it, you shouted to see it! Ge Lao Tzu! You let the brothers choose one of the others! …”… The stage turned over, and Ding Buwu's ugly face also appeared, and the brothers who didn't want to see this also used their own hands to hold the system and continued to entertain themselves...

Yang Jian wanted to see the text message that Lai Meijun's sister sent him two months ago, but in fact, it was just three words "I'm still young", and Jian'er had seen it 18,000 times, just to see Meijun's avatar on it. When he learned about the fish thief, he crossed out of the balcony. Turn on the handheld system...

Yang Jian was stunned! Because on the hand-held system, there is a national top-secret text message sent by the Star Emperor's main palace, "Ten Billion Palace", flashing with red letters! …… Yang Jian immediately stopped looking at Meijun and hurriedly opened the information... It reads: My most beloved child and virtuous nephew, Jian'er. I am your uncle Jia Chenggang, but I am now sending this email to you as the emperor of this country. Everyone knows that the Dust has brought back a blood sample from the planet that has the potential to save our nation, the Mortal Star............

This side of the "Her Royal Highness the Concubine" Diao Chan's house, it is very lively... Luo Yingqiao, who had just finished taking a shower, was wearing a floral cotton jacket, and when she saw her Dad Zhang coming, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and she kept sticking to Daddy Zhang's body, giggling...

Although Ensign Huo is crazy, she is still quite responsible for her work, I saw her sitting in front of the big screen with an elegant posture, constantly controlling the picture, and explaining the whole picture of the incident for the Jade Emperor and Juan Hong... Finally, he said: "We, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, also sent a message as soon as possible, asking if we would express our stance on this bloody incident like other palaces..."... The Jade Emperor hugged Luo Yingqiao, watching the servant-like Fu Chung brother commanding a few machine brothers there, busy before and after... Then he said to Xiao Huo: "Okay Xiao Huo, put all the statements of the other four palaces on the screen, we want to take a look"... The first is the statement of his cousin Yishu's "Glory Shrine": "We are very sympathetic to the plight of Leader Ding, and hope that the relevant parties will strictly follow the legal procedures and properly handle ......this matter." Then there is the Ji Fa Temple of Emperor Jing: "If there are really lawbreakers mixed into the interview team, our military will severely condemn it!" and urges the municipality to resolve the matter as soon as possible...". Next is the Star Emperor's "Ten Billion Palace", "We will organize, manpower, and material resources as soon as possible to go to Mr. Ding's fleet to see if there are signs of destruction of his shielding device...". Then there is the robot boss Lan Di's "too illusory scene": "If the children have to go to a place where they don't have the help of the robot brothers to take a bath, then we can only express our regrets"......

"Hahaha! Xiao Huo! These people are making this leader happy... All right! Convey my instructions to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, we also regret what happened to Leader Ding, and hope that the city government will find out the cause of the matter as soon as possible, so as to appease the more than 100 girls that Leader Ding deliberately brought, ah! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Remove the word "deliberately" and don't remove it, which means that we are too exposed! Hahahahaha......ha

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The problem is successfully solved, and the Jade Emperor and the beautiful little sister Wu Juanhong are leaving..."Your Majesty! It's all coming! Why don't you stay for a drink? ...... "The little sable cicada used a delicate voice that was so tired that it could overturn a city to keep his Director Zhang...

The Jade Emperor didn't dare to answer this question randomly, there was a female tiger minions beside him, just that beautiful girl. I saw the Jade Emperor smiling and looking at Sister Juanhong, and motioned for her to express his attitude..."Okay! Okay! Okay! Just listen to Sister Cicada, drink a glass of wine and then go" Juanhong happily agreed to Diao Chan's request...

So Fu Chung and Hua Budi took Yingqiao upstairs to sleep first... Then the sumptuous feast began. Diao Chan proposes to perform a show while drinking.

I want to explain here that there are also many plagiarism masters in this country, who modify the culture and art in the galaxy outside the cave and transfer them for my own use. For example, Da Zhuxing's grand epic "Red Dust", Hai Jingxing's famous literary works "Jade House Deep Lock", "Eighteen Years of Beacon Fire"... Fan Xing's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of Red Mansions"..."The Drunken Concubine"... And so on and so forth...... These works will basically be changed beyond recognition, such as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", because there are many names in the two characters, for fear of causing misunderstanding among the people of their country (the people will mistakenly think that they have lost their parents), so Liu Bei changed his name to Liu Yubei, Cao Cao changed his name to Cao Feiyan, and Zhang Fei changed his name to Zhang Xiaomei...... And so on and so forth. What's even more bloody is that they don't understand what cold weapons are. So the heroes of the Three Kingdoms drove primitive space warships and used space artifacts that were twenty or thirty thousand years more advanced than today's earth to kill in all directions. and "Dream of Red Mansions" because the children in it are all fifteen or sixteen years old, so they are all ten years old. Jia Zheng's father changed his name to Jia Xiuzhen and ran a space mining company that helped the government prospect for mines. Xiaoxiang Garden was transformed into an art gallery jointly opened by Lin Daiyu and Qin Keqing......

In the middle, the funniest thing is the drunkenness of the concubine, Emperor Tang Ming's three thousand fandel, because of the ability to take care of the understanding of the local people, turned into a wife, Empress Yang (Yang Yuhuan), and two lovers (concubine) sneaking outside. The eunuch Gao Lishi, because their country has never had such a monster, changed to the cousin of Tang Minghuang, who became the king and president... And the whole plot is changed into a short film, for the masses of people to watch and have fun in their spare time, the plot should belong to a foolish game on the table of adults......

The Jade Emperor and their show started (adults in this country drink, and the metropolis is this show), and the plot is not the same thing as Mr. Mei Lanfang's "Drunken Concubine" on the earth...... I saw the Diao Chan girl who played Yuhuan get up and saluted Emperor Zhang Bairen of Tang Ming and said: "The emperor just got off the spaceship, the journey is tiring, and the concubine wishes the emperor long live long live"... The Jade Emperor also recited the line, "The queen is also working hard at home, come!" You and I toasted this toast..."...... According to the general occasion, the Heavenly Court Star Beans will be male and female colleagues, and take a sip. The Jade Emperor took a sip. Diao Chan, who was hungry and thirsty, couldn't help but be flattered when she heard the Jade Emperor call her queen in the lines, and drank all the red wine in the cup in one gulp...... In the end, the "queen" Miss Huo was drunk, and the gag "concubine" Wu Juanhong was also drunk... Even Principal Luo, who played the role of his cousin Gao Lishi, was a little drunk and staggered to send the guests out...

The Jade Emperor helped the drunk Xiao Wu beauty and walked out of Diao Chan's villa... Chen Fujin let the two of them enter the small spaceship disguised as a medical mecha and fly to their home...... Outside the villa, the Jade Emperor and Juanhong walked off the spaceship, discussing their work with serious faces, and walked into the house in five or six (the medical mecha gave them a quick sobering up).

Wen Meng was on the stairs above, silently watching her husband walk upstairs, Bai Ren with an affectionate smile on his face...... Wen Meng thought to himself, "This maybe, it's enough!" …”……

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