Tong Xiangyu groomed in the mirror

Tong Xiangyu: What a peerless beauty who is shy of flowers in the closed moon and sinks fish and geese

Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, hey, you've started to put on makeup too? Wow, your cheeks are red, you look like a monkey's ass

Tong Xiangyu: You are like a monkey butt, you are still a monkey head and a monkey brain and monkey paws

Guo Furong: That's Lao Bai

Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, I warn you, don't joke about other people's defects, what's the matter with finding the forehead?

Guo Furong: Yes, yes, Xiucai recently, it doesn't seem right, he always hides behind the counter, secretly looking at me, as soon as I turn my head, he rushes at me like this (smirk) This, is this clearly harassing me?

Tong Xiangyu: He dares to harass you, why don't you believe it?

Guo Furong: Now, that's the evidence

Tong Xiangyu: What is this?

Guo Furong: His front teeth

Tong Xiangyu: What's going on?

Guo Furong: I was working just now, and he secretly followed me behind, I turned my head, wow, his face was pasted here, and then he still looked at me like that (smirk) Is this clearly hinting at me something, then I can't figure it out, so I gave him a trick to overwhelm the mountains

Tong Xiangyu: And then

Guo Furong: Then, he only had one front tooth left

Tong Xiangyu: (laughs) Hahaha......

Guo Furong: Yo, what's wrong with you?

Xiucai washes his feet

Lu Qinghou: (talking to himself) Hey, Furong, okay lately, are there any difficulties in life, there are difficulties to say, there are no difficulties to make difficulties, we are brothers and sisters, this is your home, as the saying goes, brothers and sisters also have to settle accounts, you owed me the two coins of silver last time, should you pay it back? You have to pay it back, why don't you pay it back? Why are you unreasonable? Do it, I'm afraid of you? Hit it, I kicked you, I kicked it...... I'll kick you and me~

Li Dazui: What are you doing?

Lu Qinghou: I'm sorry

Li Dazui: What were you muttering in the house just now?

Lu Qinghou: It's nothing, it's a debt

Li Dazui: Who else dares to owe us money?

Lu Qinghou: It's not the money you owe us, it's my money

Li Dazui: Regardless of whose money, you tell my brother, I still don't believe it, regardless of the underworld and white way, we are not familiar with it, no, we are talking about righteousness, it is a matter of course to repay debts, he has to be reasonable, you remember brother, who can't get along with you, that is, you can't get along with me, you can't get along with me, that is, you can't get along with my uncle, that is, you can't get along with the court, you know, you ask him, does he dare to get along with the court

Lu Qinghou: She really dares

Li Dazui: Who is he?

Lu Qinghou: Guo Furong, last time I was recruiting relatives in the martial arts competition, she asked me to borrow two coins of silver to pay the registration fee, you see if it is convenient for you, now you want me back

Ouch, I'm making water in this pot, so I've got to fry the pancakes first

In the lobby, the shopkeeper went downstairs proudly with a mirror, and Guo Furong swept the floor

Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo

Guo Furong: Ouch hey (frightened)

Tong Xiangyu: What's the matter?

Guo Furong: You shouldn't wipe all the rouge boxes?

Tong Xiangyu: What do you think?

Guo Furong: I can't say

Tong Xiangyu: Why can't you say?

Guo Furong: You told you not to joke about other people's flaws

Tong Xiangyu: Then be serious, come here, sit down, then you say, what should you do?

Guo Furong: First of all, you should figure it out

Tong Xiangyu: Find out what

Guo Furong: A woman's beauty is from the inside out......

Tong Xiangyu: I know, practice inside and practice muscles and bones outside

Guo Furong: What a mess, I mean, you not only have to apply grease and powder, but you also have to prepare a few decent jewelry

Tong Xiangyu: Yes (take chopsticks to show)

Guo Furong: You also call it jewelry, is this simply a grass mark, I don't know, I still think you sold yourself to bury your father

Tong Xiangyu: What are you talking about, everyone likes good jewelry, but the question is how can there be so much spare money?

Guo Furong: Don't you have several big boxes in that house?

Tong Xiangyu: Those are all dowries, Eniang said, this is what her mother left to her, she didn't move, all of them were left to her

Guo Furong: Then you can wear it

Tong Xiangyu: E-Niang said that those dowries must not be moved before they pass through the door, and they can't even look at them, this is the way of women

Guo Furong: You are a woman, have you ever thought about the feeling of jewelry?

Tong Xiangyu: Jewelry, jewelry, how do you feel?

Guo Furong: Of course there is, you think, those jewelry are locked in a dark box, lonely, cold, you don't hear them crying in the dark

Tong Xiangyu: Ouch, stop talking weird

Bai Zhantang: Shopkeeper, I'll go out to buy food

Tong Xiangyu: Hey!

Bai Zhantang: (surprised) How is your face neat, let the boiling water scald, (care) Does it hurt, why don't you speak?

Tong Xiangyu: Don't buy any more groceries, go and pour the swill

Bai Zhantang: What kind of swill is poured, hurry up and find Lang Zhong

Tong Xiangyu: Go to work (go upstairs angrily)

Lu Qinghou: (has no energy) Miss Guo

Guo Furong: Why?

Lu Qinghou: I have something to say to you

Guo Furong: What can't you say there?

Lu Qinghou: You can only make it clear in person

Guo Furong: Don't come here

Lu Qinghou: I have to come here

Guo Furong: (anxious) Hey, don't come here

Lu Qinghou: You don't understand what I mean

Guo Furong: Don't force me, overwhelming the mountains......

Lu Qinghou: Ah...... My teeth!

Tong Xiangyu walked around a box of dowry

Tong Xiangyu: Don't cry, this person is soft-hearted, and he can't see others being wronged, so let you out to breathe, one, two, three!

backyard

Lu Qinghou: Don't let me say, it's okay, I'll write it down, see if you're so embarrassed. Miss Guo

Guo Furong: It's you again, what's the matter?

Lu Qinghou: Please take a look at it (put the letter by the well)

Guo Furong: What is written?

Lu Qinghou: You can understand it at a glance, they are all commonly used words, and you can understand them

Guo Furong: Really? (tearing the letter apart) I hate beating around the bush the most, so let's say something straightforward

Lu Qinghou: Do you remember the last time you competed to recruit relatives?

Guo Furong: Okay, you don't have to say anything, I've already sworn a poisonous oath, and I can't do anything with anyone anymore

Lu Qinghou: I know, I didn't let you do it

Guo Furong: I can't move my feet, I will never be violent to anyone, never~

Lu Qinghou: Hey, wait for me, I haven't finished yet

Guo Furong: The surname is Lu, I respect you for being a scholar, please respect me a little, we people in the rivers and lakes, what we have said is like water spilled out, I said that if you don't do it, you won't do it, who dares to make a mistake, don't blame my aunt for this Qingshuang sword, whether there is a sword or not, call him good-looking

Lu Qinghou: You said you wouldn't do it

Guo Furong: So don't force me

Lu Qinghou: I don't, I really don't

Guo Furong: Don't really push me

Lu Qinghou: I was wrong (squatting)

Guo Furong: Don't be afraid, we are all brothers and sisters, this is our home, so I will protect you, get up, I will tell you to get up!

There was a loud bang

Lu Qinghou: (lying on the ground) Oh, I was really wrong, I was wrong, (Xiao Guo left) You can keep the two coins and silver slowly, buy what you want, wear what you want, don't be polite to me, don't ask me to take it if it's not enough

Lao Bai Xiaoguo rushed into the Xiangyu house, and the shopkeeper's face was black and spread out on the chair

Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, what are you holding in your hand?

Bai Zhantang: Don't move, this may be the legendary secret weapon of the Tang Sect, which may be poisonous

Tong Xiangyu: I didn't mean it

Bai Zhantang: Be obedient, obedient, everyone has naughty times, don't be afraid of me

Tong Xiangyu: Zhantang, I was frightened just now

Bai Zhantang: I'm too timid

Bai Zhantang: Judge's pen, meteor hammer, mace, mountain axe, life-killing lock

Tong Xiangyu: Isn't this just an ordinary lock, used to lock boxes?

Guo Furong: Wow, this sword is so beautiful

Bai Zhantang: This is the legendary Heavenly Sword, which is indestructible and can cut anything

Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, where did you get all these treasures?

Tong Xiangyu: These are the dowries

Guo Furong: (surprised) Huh?

Tong Xiangyu: Now I finally understand, why didn't Eniang let E-Niang open it, and quickly carried the box away

Bai Zhantang: Where to carry it?

Tong Xiangyu: Find a small dark room and lock it up

Guo Furong: Don't, if you want me to say, sell them quickly, you can sell them for a good price

Tong Xiangyu: Don't sell it, this is what Eniang's mother left to Eniang, and Eniang left it to Eniang, and Eniang left it to Eniang, and Eniang should keep it

Bai Zhantang: What are you doing with it, you don't walk the rivers and lakes

Guo Furong: Exactly

Tong Xiangyu: In the future, what is the fuss about the two of you making a dowry for Xiaobei, you have not started a family, how do you know the importance of cultivating the next generation.

Late, Xiucai was talking to himself in the backyard

Lu Qinghou: How could she forget, she couldn't forget, the two coins of silver were two days ago, I have to remind her, two coins of silver, two, the key is this two

Xiucai knocked on Xiao Guo's door

Guo Furong: Who, here, what are you doing, is there something wrong with it so late?

Lu Qinghou: It's nothing

Guo Furong: It's okay for you, you

Lu Qinghou: I just want to ask you, have you ever been to the second spring in the world?

Guo Furong: The one in Huishan, Wuxi

Lu Qinghou: Ah

Guo Furong: I haven't been

Lu Qinghou: I haven't been there either, I've heard people talk about it twice

Guo Furong: Second?

Lu Qinghou: It's twice, there is a second Qingguan next to the second spring in the world

Guo Furong: Erqingguan?

Lu Qinghou: It may also be the Sanqingguan, which is not important, there are two Taoist priests in the Taoist temple

Guo Furong: Two

Lu Qinghou: That is, two, these Taoist priests, they like to listen to the erhu next to the second spring, and the name of the song is called Erquan Yingyue

Guo Furong: What do you want to say?

Lv Qinghou: Speaking of these two springs reflecting the moon, you like to listen to music, a lot of sounds are very good, (take out the money bag) Look at this and this, the sound of copper coins is very crisp and very good, like the sound of nature, do you understand the money?

Guo Furong: Ah, (nodding) I know what you want to do, (Xiucai exhales) You can't see me suffering here, so you specially sent me money (take away the money bag) Xiucai, you are so good (go back to the house)

Lu Qinghou: (takes out the hairpin) Mother, you must bless me in the spirit of heaven to get the silver back, Guo Furong, I will fight with you

Guo Furong: (opens the door and comes out) What are you holding in your hand?

Lu Qinghou: Nothing

Guo Furong: Take it out and I'll take a look

Lu Qinghou: Nothing

Guo Furong: Take it out, take it out, row the mountain......

Lu Qinghou: Don't row it, this is the hairpin left for me by my mother

Guo Furong: Such a valuable thing, (snatching the hairpin) How can you be willing to give it to me? (Xiucai wants to defend) Don't say anything Xiucai, from today onwards, you are my good brother

Lu Qinghou: Sister

Guo Furong: Let's talk tomorrow

Xiao Guo returned to the house and thundered

Lu Qinghou: Oh my God, son, take me away!

Xiucai went back to the house and cried

Li Dazui: I said you still have no end

Lu Qinghou: It's not over, it's not your money

Li Dazui: Isn't it just two coins of silver, I'll help you go when you go back

Lu Qinghou: That's what you said

Li Dazui: I said, don't look at my books, but what is a friend, what is righteousness, I know better than you, rest assured, your business is my business, your money......

Lu Qinghou: Wait a minute, it's still my money

Li Dazui: Look at your stinginess, I can still be greedy for your broken silver

Lu Qinghou: Big mouth, I didn't mean that, big mouth, big brother, if you can get my money back, I'll ......

Li Dazui: Just lend me money?

Lu Qinghou: Huh?

Li Dazui: I'm kidding you, they're all brothers, it's okay to talk about money, so let's go to bed quickly

Lu Qinghou: Big mouth, don't you help me with the silver?

Big mouth snoring

Lu Qinghou: One penny is one penny, you should pay it back early

Li Dazui: (waking up again) I'll pay it back right away, go to sleep

Xiucai approached the blowing lamp and did not extinguish it for a long time

Lu Qinghou: Big mouth

Li Dazui: What's the matter?

Lu Qinghou: It can't be blown out

Li Dazui: You're on target

Lu Qinghou: It's aimed (blow again)

Li Dazui: Oh, mom, the tooth leakage has run up (it will be extinguished as soon as it is blown on the edge of the bed) Ming'er remembers to fill the tooth

During the day, in the lobby

Li Dazui: (to Xiucai) What are you doing? (to Xiao Guo) Xiao Guo, I'm here to inform you that he has something to do with you

Lu Qinghou: Huh?

Guo Furong: What's the matter?

Li Dazui: Say, (muttering to myself, no one can hear clearly) You didn't pay back the two dollars you owed him last time

Guo Furong: You can make it clear

Li Dazui: You owe him the money and haven't paid it back

Lu Qinghou: Two coins

Li Dazui: When you competed to recruit relatives, why did you still pretend to forget?

Guo Furong: (After thinking for a while) So that's the case, I just said that you have been grinding and chirping and pestering me for this time, hinting at me, and spitting and spitting is a preface that does not match the afterword, it turns out that it is just for this matter? Oh, why am I so confused, I really thought that you had changed sex, but I didn't expect you to even keep this little account in mind, it was really in vain that I had a lot of affection for you~Affection~Affection~

Lv Qinghou: Hibiscus~

Guo Furong: Stingy, die!

Li Dazui: Scare me into sweating

backyard

Guo Furong: Shopkeeper, do you still care?

Tong Xiangyu: What's wrong?

Guo Furong: Lu Xiucai: Lu Xiucai's harassment of me has intensified

Li Dazui: He has that guts

Guo Furong: Listen

Lu Qinghou: (voice drifts from afar) Guan Guan pheasant dove is in the river island, my fair lady and gentleman are good

Bai Zhantang: Who released the rooster?

Li Dazui: What is he howling about?

Guo Furong: What does he mean?

Tong Xiangyu: The birds sing softly, falling on the riverbank, a beautiful girl, a good object for young people. Oh, stupid girl, he's harassing you, he's taking a fancy to you

Guo Furong: Who said that he fell in love with me, let me tell you, he is because of ...... for I owe him two pennies

Bai Zhantang: Won't it be over if you return the money to him?

Guo Furong: If I had money, I would have paid him back

Tong Xiangyu: I'll give you this grass mark

Guo Furong: Okay

Tong Xiangyu: Sell yourself to pay back

Guo Furong: At this point, don't blame me for being ruthless (pulling out Xiucai's hairpin)

Bai Zhantang: What do you want to do?

Li Dazui: What are you doing?

Guo Furong: You can make a price

Tong Xiangyu: Jade is a good jade, but the workmanship is too poor

Guo Furong: Less nonsense, one or two silver

Tong Xiangyu: Two money

Guo Furong: Five dollars

Tong Xiangyu: Two dollars, don't sell it, anyway, it's good to wear this grass label

Guo Furong: The hairpin belongs to you, give the money, hurry up

Tong Xiangyu: What's the hurry, two money

Guo Furong: Okay, that's it

lobby

Guo Furong: Lu Qingwait! The money will be returned to you

Lu Qinghou: Where did you get the money?

Guo Furong: It has nothing to do with you, the two of us are clear now, and you will dare to pester me again in the future, be careful of your arms

Lu Qinghou: Hey, wait, where did you get this hairpin?

Tong Xiangyu: Ask Xiao Guo to buy it, ouch, be careful, this jade is brittle

Lu Qinghou: Guo Furong!!

Guo Furong: Why don't I give you some color today...... I'll go back to the house and rest for a while

Tong Xiangyu: Okay, okay

Lu Qinghou: Stop, why did you sell it?

Guo Furong: What you give me is mine, and I can sell it to whoever I like

Tong Xiangyu: The hairpin is still repaid

Lu Qinghou: I, I, I'll fight with you

Guo Furong: Overwhelming

Lu Qinghou: Ah......

In the lobby, Xiucai was wrapped in gauze

Lu Qinghou: (crying) Mother, don't blame the child

Guo Furong: Be quiet

Lu Qinghou: It's not that the child is not filial, it's really powerless, the last thing you left me, the child couldn't keep it, the child can't stand you

Guo Furong: Give me back the hairpin

Tong Xiangyu: Why, this is bought with a lot of money

Lu Qinghou: Mother

Guo Furong: Then you can sell it back to me

Tong Xiangyu: No, where can I buy such good and cheap jewelry?

Lu Qinghou: Mother

Guo Furong: You can make a price

Tong Xiangyu: Ten taels

Guo Furong: You might as well go and grab it

Lu Qinghou: Mother

Tong Xiangyu: Five taels, no matter how low it is, I won't talk about it

Guo Furong: Oh, why don't you howl, the deal, five taels is five taels, and my aunt and grandmother spend money to buy a clean one

The shopkeeper gave the hairpin to Xiao Guo

Guo Furong: The hairpin will be returned to you

Lu Qinghou: You ......

Guo Furong: Don't get me wrong, I don't want to owe you this favor

Lv Qinghou: Miss Guo's great kindness and great virtue Lu is unforgettable, my hairpin

Guo Furong: The shopkeeper, there are so many guests, you don't care if he howls like this

Tong Xiangyu: What's the solution, the house belongs to someone else's showman, who owes it to whom?

Guo Furong: It doesn't matter who owes anyone, the most important thing is that the world is finally pure

Tong Xiangyu: Well, if it were you, you wouldn't think so

Guo Furong: What do you think?

Tong Xiangyu: Look, five taels of silver, two dollars a month, after calculation, you have to pay two years and one month

Guo Furong: Huh?

Tong Xiangyu: Don't be afraid, the fraction is gone, and there are still two years left, that is, twenty-four months, seven hundred and thirty days, and eight thousand seven hundred and sixty hours

Guo Furong: Mother, ~~~~~

Talk about love

In the backyard, Xiao Guo washes clothes

Guo Furong: (talking to himself) Death Xiucai caused me to work for two more years for no reason, 24 months, 730 days, 8,760 hours

Mo Xiaobei: (skipping rope) Two hundred and forty-eight, two hundred and forty-nine, two hundred and five

Guo Furong: Who are you scolding, who is 2505?

Mo Xiaobei: Wow, Sister Xiao Guo, I just found out that your eyes are so big

Guo Furong: Really, come less, go back to the house and do your homework, it's annoying

Mo Xiaobei: Are you still angry with Xiucai?

Guo Furong: From now on, I only have two words for him, despised!

Mo Xiaobei: I don't think your eyes look like contempt, squint a little more, squint again, yes, yes, don't move

Guo Furong: Is this contempt? This seems to be myopia

Mo Xiaobei: Don't just have facial expressions, you should add some body language

Guo Furong: How do you add body language?

Mo Xiaobei: Learn from me, sneer, squint, shrug at the same time, yes, yes, practice a few more times, I'll count it for you, one, two, three, four, two, three, four, increase the size, do it again, yes, that's it, I'll go back to the house first

Guo Furong: One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four

Lu Qinghou: Sheep is crazy? (hugging Xiao Guo) Don't move, don't move

Guo Furong: What for?

Lu Qinghou: Bit my hand

Guo Furong: Xiucai, what do you want to do?

Lu Qinghou: You misunderstood, I want to help you

Guo Furong: Help me? Do you help me like this? You pervert!

Lu Qinghou: It hurts, the shopkeeper is here to help, the shopkeeper is ......

Guo Furong: It's useless to call anyone

Tong Xiangyu: Let go and let go, what are you doing?

Guo Furong: Did you ask him?

Tong Xiangyu: What's going on?

Lu Qinghou: Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, I knew it earlier, and let you smoke to death

Guo Furong: Okay, okay, you come and smoke me to death, smoke me to death

Tong Xiangyu: Sit down, you know how to bully readers all day long, and you have the ability to find Zhantang, and find Zhantang to order you to go

Guo Furong: I, I'm too lazy to explain to you

Tong Xiangyu: The clothes haven't been washed yet, you have to finish washing them sooner or later, and you have to dry them on your forehead

Big mouth drugged Xiucai

Lu Qinghou: Oops, it hurts, it hurts

Li Dazui: You don't have to put plasters or anything?

Lu Qinghou: Don't don't, it's useless if it hurts, this arm is useless

Xiao Guo does sit-ups

Guo Furong: 597,598,599

Mo Xiaobei: There is only one left, there is only one left, come on, come on

Guo Furong: Six... No, no, no, I can't do it anymore

Mo Xiaobei: Hey Xiucai...

Guo Furong: Six hundred!

Mo Xiaobei: yes, you're finally done

Guo Furong: You say, what kind of person do you think he is?

Lu Qinghou: I am a knowledgeable person, what can't I say well, why did I do this

Guo Furong: Forget about the sneak attack, and dare to sue me for being black, you look at the pitiful look he pretends

Lu Qinghou: Hasn't she just practiced martial arts for two days, and she is angry

Guo Furong: Didn't he just study, who hasn't studied?

Lu Qinghou: I know all day long that I am bullying the weak, fighting and killing

Guo Furong: I know how to chew words and nag all day long

Lu Qinghou: Do you have the ability to catch a thief?

Guo Furong: Do you have the ability to do it?

Lu Qinghou: So vulgar, and so rude

Guo Furong: So selfish and so pedantic

Lu Qinghou: Is she still a woman?

Guo Furong: Is he still a man?

Lu Qinghou: This kind of scum

Guo Furong: This kind of scum

Guo and Lu: (At the same time) I'm sorry

Li Dazui: What are you doing with me?

Mo Xiaobei: What are you doing with me?

lobby

Bai Zhantang: Open the door, open the door

Tong Xiangyu: Lao Bai Lao Bai, dare to open the door if there is still a mess on the table?

Lu Qinghou: Miss Guo, if I'm not mistaken, you should be responsible for cleaning up this table, right?

Guo Furong: Mr. Lu, if I'm not mistaken, there is a saying that dogs are nosy with rats

Tong Xiangyu: Xiaobei came over to see the excitement

Mo Xiaobei: I'm still in school

Tong Xiangyu: No

Xiucai PK Xiao Guo begins

Round1Fight

Lv Qinghou: It takes five seconds to move a table, and it takes three seconds to move a bench.

Guo Furong: Five tables, 20 benches, a total of 85 seconds

Lu Qinghou: Wrong! (Take a school bench under the counter) You forgot this one

round2Fight

Furong Guo: Let's say I take a shower ten times a month, how many times a year do I take a shower?

Lu Qinghou: One hundred and twenty times

Guo Furong: Wrong, one hundred and ten times

Lu Qinghou: Why?

Guo Furong: Don't take a bath during the first month

Round3Fight

Lu Qinghou: Dazui eats three meals a day, three steamed buns per meal, how many steamed buns did he eat in March?

Guo Furong: Three meals a day multiplied by three steamed buns, multiplied by three months, and then multiplied by thirty days, a total of 810 steamed buns

Lu Qinghou: Wrong, it's 270, and when I say March, I mean March, not three months

Round4Fight

Guo Furong: Suppose I can slap you to death with three palms, and every time you slap you, you will scream for a woman to spare your life, so how many words do you want to say before you die?

Lu Qinghou: I refuse to answer this question

Guo Furong: That counts as an automatic abstention

Lu Qinghou: Screamed three times, four words each time, a total of 12 words

Guo Furong: Wrong, it's nine words in total

Lu Qinghou: Why?

Guo Furong: The first palm down the woman spares her life four words, the second palm down the woman spares her life eight words, and the third palm goes down and dies immediately, you only said one word, ah, eight plus one equals nine

FinalRoungFight

Lu Qinghou: Suppose I won the top prize, and the emperor gave me the sword of Shang Fang, and I stabbed you with a sword, you would scream that I was wrong, and you said 36,000 words before you died

Guo Furong: It's too poisonous

Lu Qinghou: I haven't finished talking yet, and I actually only stabbed two swords, why?

Guo Furong: This, this can't be

Lu Qinghou: Why is it impossible? I stabbed you with a sword and said I was wrong, I stabbed you with a second sword and said 36,000 words, and then he died of blood loss, a total of two swords

Guo Furong: Hypothetical ......

Lu Qinghou: You don't have a chance

Xiucai Lu in's

Lv Baili: (hugging) one, two, three (high-five and cheering)

Dinner

Bai Zhantang: Ask Xiaobei to eat

Tong Xiangyu: Come on, come on, eat Xiaobei

Bai Zhantang: Come here, come to dinner

Lu Qinghou: Miss Guo, please

Guo Furong: Mr. Lu, please

Lu Qinghou: Miss Guo, please

Guo Furong: Mr. Lu, please

Lu Qinghou: Miss Guo, please

Guo Furong: Please

Lu Qinghou: Please

Guo Furong: Please

Bai Zhantang: Okay, you two come up here and sit, please come together

Guo Furong: Mr. Lu, please, settling accounts is very brain-consuming, and you should make up for it

Lu Qinghou: You also have to make up for it, the physical work is the hardest, you eat more, why don't you eat, you're welcome

Guo Furong: You just gave me garlic

Lu Qinghou: You also gave me ginger

Guo Furong: Ginger can go to the wind and cold, and it can also relieve hangover

Lu Qinghou: Garlic cures all diseases and can also drive away evil spirits

Guo Furong: Then you can first have some chopped green onions to moisten your intestines

Lu Qinghou: You can get some cinnamon

Guo Furong: You have a bowl of lard to laxative

Lu Qinghou: You have a chicken butt to make a face

Guo Furong: Here you come

Lu Qinghou: Come on

The table is full of dishes

Tong Xiangyu: What else do you two want to have?

Guo Furong: I'm sorry

Tong Xiangyu: It's forgivable if the bowl is broken, but the most hateful thing is that you two spoil food, Xiaobei, teach them a lesson

Mo Xiaobei: (rap) On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are in the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work

Tong Xiangyu: Listen to the children's voices

Mo Xiaobei: Goose goose goose, song to the sky

Tong Xiangyu: Okay, don't show off anymore, what should I do?

Lu Qinghou: The matter has come to this point, it is useless to say anything, the shopkeeper, only actions can express my remorse, so let's do it, I will clean up the wasted meals, I will sweep the floor, and the smashed bowls will be deducted from my monthly money

Tong Xiangyu: What about you?

Guo Furong: Agreed, thank you for your hard work

Tong Xiangyu: It's you who work hard

Guo Furong: You will pay for the smashed bowls, you will clean up the dirty floors, don't want to have dinner if you can't clean up, and in the future, let me see the noisy disunity between the two of you, don't think about receiving monthly money!

Bai Li: Agreed!

Tong Xiangyu: Let's go, let's go to the kitchen to make dumplings to eat, and Xiaobei will also go

Mo Xiaobei: I'll come later

Xiucai smiled proudly

Guo Furong: Playing with my aunt and grandmother

Mo Xiaobei: Sister Xiao Guo, are you going to keep fighting him?

Guo Furong: Nonsense, if you don't steam steamed buns, you still fight for breath, if you don't have this bad breath, your aunt and grandmother won't be surnamed Guo

In the lobby, Xiao Guo wipes the table

Lu Qinghou: Didn't sleep or got up early?

Guo Furong: I didn't sleep, I cleaned up last night

Lu Qinghou: Whose is it that the body is tired?

Guo Furong: Thank you, can you help me hand me a rag, I can't spare my hand

Lu Qinghou: Willing to serve, where is it?

Guo Furong: It's right next to the abacus

Lu Qinghou: There are two rags, one is white and the other is red, which one to take?

Guo Furong: Whatever

Lu Qinghou: Take the white one, the white one is in the Chu culture... Yes......

Guo Furong: What's wrong with you?

Lu Qinghou: (hand caught in a mouse trap) Did you put it?

Guo Furong: I put it, but the color is your own choice

Lu Qinghou: What's underneath this red?

Guo Furong: Do you see for yourself, you won't dare, right?

Lu Qinghou: Will I not dare? Why don't I dare I, (lifts a corner of the red rag) nothing

Guo Furong: There was no fight in the first place, so throw it over. (Xiucai threw the rag twice and still had it in his hand) This is called tofu glue, don't even think about taking it off if you stick it, unless you tear it off with the skin (laughs)

Lu Qinghou: You, you are so despicable

Guo Furong: How about learning from you?

Lu Qinghou: I endure it, see who tosses and kills?

Guo Furong: You said it yourself

Xiucai House

Lu Qinghou: What are you doing here?

Guo Furong: Okay, okay, don't make trouble Xiucai, I know I can't stand you, I specially boiled saffron for you, it's very good for your injury, come and try it

Lu Qinghou: Are you really that kind?

Guo Furong: Wow, I'm going to hurt you? Okay, I'll wash it for you first, ouch, it's so comfortable, come on, come on, come on, try, try it! How does it feel?

Lu Qinghou: It hurts, it hurts......

Guo Furong: Tell you, this is the chili water that my aunt and grandmother specially concocted, and it hurts

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Guo Furong: What are you doing?

Lu Qinghou: Go out, I don't want to see you again

Guo Furong: Don't be afraid, I'm here to see if the injury on your hand has healed

Lu Qinghou: My hand has nothing to do with you

Guo Furong: It's good that it has nothing to do with me, then don't go to the shopkeeper to sue me for being black

Xiucai took out the little straw man

Guo Furong: Ah, who punched me in the stomach?

Lv Qinghou: (Xiucai sings, Xiao Guo cooperates with the action) three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting your neck and twisting your ass, I'll twist your ears too, (being pulled by Xiao Guo's ears) Oops, it hurts

Guo Furong: Little thing, you think you can deal with me with a straw man, do you want to die?

Lu Qinghou: It hurts, I'm not welcome if you don't let go

Guo Furong: Oh, I'm so scared, I just can't let go, what should I do?

Lu Qinghou: I was wrong, I was wrong, I lost, you let me go

Guo Furong: It's good to know that it's wrong, (Xiucai bites Xiao Guo and is thrown to the ground) I didn't mean it, Xiucai, big mouth, Lao Bai

Lu Qinghou: Big mouth, Lao Bai, help me......

Lu Qinghou: It hurts, lightly

Li Dazui: No, you just apologize to humanity and admit your mistake

Lu Qinghou: It's obvious that she is wrong, why should I admit my mistake?

Li Dazui: Oh, as the saying goes, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky

Lu Qinghou: Why do I have to let her, why can't she let me

Bai Zhantang: You're not a man, what are you angry with a little girl?

Lu Qinghou: Is she a girl? She's the devil!

Bai Zhantang: Then you can't fight with her, look at your ears, look at your face, look at your hands, look at your feet, if you continue to toss like this, will you still be alive?

Lu Qinghou: I'm not alive, I'm just dead, and I'll die with her

Li Dazui: Okay, why don't you die, you really are

Lu Qinghou: As the saying goes, don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath, you've heard this

Bai Zhantang: Don't you like steamed buns?

Lu Qinghou: In this life, what do you want to live for, isn't it just a breath?

Li Dazui: Stop shooting

Bai Zhantang: For the sake of brotherhood, I can give you a ruthless move, but there is a premise, whether you win or lose, this is the last time

Lu Qinghou: I promise, but only if she doesn't fight back

Bai Zhantang: Don't worry, with this move, she will definitely have no chance to fight back

Li Dazui: What's the trick?

Bai Zhantang: Do you know what Xiao Guo is most afraid of?

Li Dazui: Garlic

Bai Zhantang: Especially the raw garlic, as long as she smells it, she will ensure that her head is dizzy and her body has little red dots

Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei eavesdropped outside the door

Guo Furong: This is too poisonous

Mo Xiaobei: That's right

Guo Furong: At this point, I don't blame my aunt and grandmother for breaking the boat

The next day, in the lobby, Xiucai ate a mouthful of garlic and was angry at Xiao Guo

Guo Furong: I can't smell it, do you know why I can't smell it?Because I have a cold, do you know why I have a cold, because I took a cold shower, do you know why I want to take a cold shower, because I specially prepared this for you and your brothers, Xiaobei~

Mo Xiaobei: Come here (bring a tile jar)

Guo Furong: Rotten eggs and dried stinky tofu, plus dried salted fish

Mo Xiaobei: I soaked in old vinegar for a whole night

Guo Furong: What will happen to these treasures, if they fall to the ground like that?

Everyone was stunned, and all the guests ran away

Guo Furong: Come on, come on, smell it, didn't you say that I have no power to fight back?

Tong Xiangyu: (going downstairs) Guo Furong, what do you want to do? Why do you stink so much?

Xing Yusen: (pushes the door in) Ah, ah (covers his nose and comes out) Listen, someone has reported, some of you here have homemade stinky tofu eggs, this kind of behavior has seriously affected the diet and daily life of the surrounding people, this catcher is hereby solemnly warned, hand over the stinky tofu eggs, release the hostages, this is your only way out, I repeat......

Guo Furong: Shut up!

Xing Yusen: Hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages

Guo Furong: I was forced by them

Lu Qinghou: Obviously, you forced me first

Guo Furong: It was you who ate garlic and wanted to smoke me to death first

Lu Qinghou: You made my nose blue and swollen face first

Guo Furong: You bit me first

Lu Qinghou: You plucked my ears first

Guo Furong: It was you who cursed me first

Lu Qinghou: You hurt my hand and tricked me into washing my hands with chili water first

Guo Furong: You put garlic peppercorns in my bowl first

Lu Qinghou: It was you who injured my arm with your wrong hand

Guo Furong: You attacked me first

Lu Qinghou: It's you~ When did I sneak attack you?

Guo Furong: When I was doing laundry

Lu Qinghou: I saw you twitching and thought you were going crazy, and I used chopsticks because I was afraid that you would bite your tongue

Guo Furong: Really?

Lu Qinghou: Of course it's true

Guo Furong: Are you sure and sure?

Lu Qinghou: I don't deny the veto and the denial!

Guo Furong: That's I'm sorry for you

Tong Xiangyu: It's been a little bit of trouble for a long time

Guo Furong: Although it is a small matter, it is about face and dignity

Lv Qinghou: Don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath

Tong Xiangyu: There is nothing wrong with this, don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath, but this anger is the ambition to work hard, not the resentment of the small belly chicken intestines, for the sake of the sesame bigger, they tossed themselves to death, stinked to death, quickly cover it, and affect the people around it, is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction, a little more tolerance, a little more forbearance, isn't it over? Isn't this bad?

Bai Zhantang: What are you doing in a daze, let's clean it up quickly

Lu Qinghou: I'll come

Guo Furong: No, no, I'll do it

Lu Qinghou: I'll come

Guo Furong: I'm sorry for you, I'll come

Lu Qinghou: I'm sorry for you

Guo Furong: I'm sorry for you

The jar shattered

Lu Qinghou: I didn't mean to, my hand hurts

Bai Zhantang: Run~~~~

The crowd withdrew

Xing Yusen: Listen, the people inside, hand over the stinky tofu eggs, release the hostages, this is your only way out, hand over the stinky tofu eggs, release the hostages, this is your only way out, the people inside listen, hand over the stinky tofu eggs, hand over the stinky tofu eggs~~~

This is the end of this review

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