Chapter 276: Red Beans Come to Big Aunt?
Li Chen touched the heads of the two parrots with the back of his fingers, and then walked downstairs.
"Red Bean, you add a "ga" every time you say a word, can't you change it?" Li Chen suddenly turned his head to look at Red Bean.
It's really a "ga" hanging every time, which makes people listen to the drama instantly, and the meaning of a good dialogue is completely weakened.
Hongdou, who was asked, immediately turned his head and looked at Li Chen, and suddenly shouted fiercely: "Don't change, don't change, quack, quack, quack." ”
Well, I don't know how to offend it with these words, but I was so excited that I was scared.
Li Chen rolled his eyes, "If you don't change it, you won't change it, what's wrong with that, suddenly so excited?"
Hongdou tilted his head to the side and didn't speak, looking like he didn't want to pay attention to you, Li Chen looked at Mung Dou, hoping to give an explanation.
Who knew that the mung bean flapped its wings and said, "Come to the big aunt, come to the big aunt." ”
Li Chen's whole person suddenly became bad, what the hell is the eldest aunt? Which lesbian is this learning from.
Out of the yard, a few people are touching a few dogs in the yard, but the two stupid they are just lying bored, and they don't respond to the fat man, for them now, if they don't know that they are the boss's friends, they don't give close.
For the two fools, the current attitude towards tourists is the psychology of avoiding them.
At first, I was excited to see so many people like them, but now I feel that they are always ravaged and annoyed, and they just want to lie quietly.
Li Chen yawned as he walked towards them with two parrots, "Why did you come so early?"
Zeng Baoxuan, who was touching the white-eyed dog's head, jumped up, trotted in front of Li Chen and said, "It's already past seven o'clock, it's you who got up late, the other villagers have eaten breakfast, is Sister Tingting up?"
"In the attic, go find her yourself. With that, he brought them all into the house.
Entering the house, Zeng Baoxuan ran up to the attic, while Li Chen pointed to the hot water kettle on the tea machine, and said politely: "The hot water kettle is here, pick up the water yourself, and the tea leaves are on the TV cabinet." ”
After speaking, he went directly to the bathroom to wash, leaving the three men alone to look at each other.
After Li Chen came back, the tea was already hot, but no one turned on the TV, they were all holding their mobile phones together and discussing, as if there was something good, and couldn't help but walk over, "What are you watching?" ”
Zhao Fatzi raised his head and replied: "We sent the photos we took when we caught fish yesterday to the circle of friends, and we were reading the comments." ”
Hearing this, Li Chen was speechless, he was so excited to read the comments, turned a corner, sat down opposite the tea machine, poured himself a cup of hot tea, and looked at the three men huddled together opposite to discuss these envious and jealous comments with great interest.
After a while, Zhang Zhe rushed over with his mobile phone, sat down next to Li Chen, a burst of perfume smell came to his nose, his nose was a little itchy, he was also drunk, a big man even sprayed perfume, he couldn't help but move his butt away from it, and said angrily: "Don't you know that I am allergic to perfume?"
"Didn't you forget it for a while, you can help me see how the photos I took first. Zhang Zhe handed the mobile phone to Li Chen and said proudly: "Just now, someone commented and praised the good photo." ”
Li Chen threw him a roll of his eyes, then took the phone and looked at it, judging from Li Chen's current photography technology, these photos are okay, what they want to express is the process of catching fish, but his eyes are on the two naked fat men the whole time, it is simply spicy eyes!
Flipping to the back, there are still a bunch of photos of Li Chen, well... With the previous comparison, how to look at how perfect it is.
Suddenly thinking of something, he turned his head and looked at him seriously and asked, "Aren't you going to send me a picture too?"
"Uh......" Zhang Zhe said weakly, "Yes, and most of the comments are about you." ”
Li Chen: "......"
He should have thought of it a long time ago, but it didn't seem like a big deal to be seen, his wife had already sent his picture once.
After returning the phone to him, he also became interested, after all, most of the comments were on him, and he asked curiously: "What did the comments say?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Zhe laughed weirdly, and said with bad intentions: "Many female comrades in our class regard you as a YY object, and I regret that I didn't catch up with you at the beginning." There is also a saying that he wants to have a monkey with you, and he also asks if he can use your image to customize the ...... of "husband"
The front is okay, but the more I talk about it in the back, the more outrageous it becomes, and the custom is made to use my image to make a "husband"? Thinking of all kinds of women holding "him", he is full of chills, okay.
"Well, that's what goes without saying. Li Chen hurriedly stopped their tirade from changing the subject and asked, "Have you eaten?"
Liu Zhe nodded and replied: "Eat, eat, the meal is quite good." ”
Nonsense, of course it's good, although it was said that they would eat what they would give tourists to eat, but I'm embarrassed to be too cold, or occasionally catch some fish and shrimp back, anyway, it's also a matter of putting a cage or casting a net, and then it's good to take a trip to the river.
Li Chen nodded in understanding, "Then do you have any plans to go where to play today?" He gave them the decision, he just had to be with him.
"I don't know. After Zhang Zhe finished speaking, he looked at the two fat men opposite.
Sun Neng and Zhao Sanfeng also shook their heads, but Sun Neng added: "It's not about climbing the mountain." ”
This is really easy to satisfy, Zeng Baoxuan's opinion he doesn't need to ask to know what her answer is, it must be: "It's just playing, do you still have to arrange it." ”
stood up and said, "Okay, I'll arrange it, you go to make breakfast, do you want to eat?"
"Yes!" replied the three of them.
Li Chen knew that they would say this, and turned around and went to the kitchen to prepare hot dishes.
"Eh, wait for me, I'm going to help too. Liu Zhe suddenly beckoned and went up.
Although Li Chen was surprised, he didn't say anything, just come along, and it didn't matter.
When he came to the kitchen, he occupied the stove for the first time, saying that he wanted to help make a fire, Li Chen couldn't cry or laugh, he remembered that Zhang Zhe didn't seem to have made a fire, right? No, he didn't even enter the kitchen, if such a person helped make a fire, then he wouldn't make breakfast, and he would be sure that the grass and ashes would not fly everywhere when the time came?
Li Chen pushed him and said, "Come on, you, help light the fire, just watch quietly from the side, get up quickly." ”
"So what can I do to help?"
"Why do you have to come to help?" Li Chen felt that something was wrong with this sissy, and looked at him strangely.
Zhang Zhe said stupidly: "Oh, isn't this a bet with Baoxuan that I lost." ”
"And then?" he had already guessed the end of the story.
"Bet with her this morning that after we arrive, do you guys get up, the loser will go to the kitchen to help, I lose......"
Li Chen glared at him angrily, "Feelings, any of you will come to the kitchen if you lose." ”
Zhang Zhe said embarrassedly: "Just say what I can do, I'm not a person who doesn't believe in my word." ”
The white eyes of the sissy really made Li Chen unbearable, so he had to say: "Wait a minute, I'll measure the rice, you can help wash it, no problem, right?"
In Li Chen's mind, this washing rice is just to put water in and rub it, then pour out the water, and then put the water for a while, it shouldn't be too difficult.
The dish is some of the various Tang fish that have not been touched yesterday, and I am still going to do it