Chapter 208 Eight hundred enemies wounded, one thousand self-inflicted
In the backyard, Big Mouth surrounded a white towel, trotting around the field, making a boxing shape, and everyone was around.
"Big mouth, you can say it if you are unhappy, don't hold it!"
Li Dazui's face was full of indifference, "No upset, really, brother is not as fragile as you think......"
Lu Xiucai didn't believe that the big mouth was so free and easy, and said with a bitter face: "Then you won't talk to me all night tonight, right?"
Big Mouth was already panting at the moment: "No, no, don't worry, never again, I've already wanted to open it completely!"
"Hui Lan is okay with you, at least she didn't lie to you, otherwise you would have died even more miserably. Seeing that the big mouth was coming, Lao Bai trembled a little: "What are you doing?"
"In the future, it is forbidden to say a word to Huilan in front of me!"
Xiucai's brain turned fast, and he had been devastated by the big mouth, so he immediately attacked the shield of the son with the spear of the son: "We don't mention it, and you are not allowed to mention it, mention it once, and you will be fined ten cents!"
"That's it!" Big Mouth ran again, "I always thought that I wouldn't be able to live without Huilan......"
"Shiwen!"
"As long as my hands are idle every day, my mind is full of her, and my dreams are also her!"
"Twenty Wen!"
"For so long, she was actually just a thought and a hope for me. ”
"Thirty Wen!"
"I'm just living too hard and not declining, so I take her as a hope. ”
"Forty Wen!"
"To her, I'm just the most mediocre of all suitors, that's all. ”
"Fifty Wen!"
"For me, she's just a spice in her ordinary life, similar to soy sauce and vinegar. ”
"Sixty Wen!"
"Wushuang said that if you don't know how to cherish me, it's not worth me to cherish her. ”
"Seventy Wen!"
Although this is a bit extreme, the truth is right, I think Huilan has long known that love is a two-way street, and a slap will not make a sound. ”
"Eighty Wen!"
"After figuring this out, I figured out everything, I thought I was waiting for her, but in fact, all I was waiting for was a clear answer. ”
"Ninety Wen!"
"In this exam, I handed in a blank paper, although it was not honorable, but it means that I am finally relieved. ”
"One hundred wen!"
Dazui stopped, tore off the towel and wiped his sweat, then took out the silver from his arms and handed it to Tong Xiangyu.
"Shopkeeper, you take this silver, you have the kung fu to help me touch a good girl, it doesn't matter what she looks like, just be virtuous enough, please!"
Big Mouth returned to the men's bedroom, and everyone looked at each other.
"Do you believe the words of the big mouth?"
"Of course...... Don't believe it!"
"What about Huilan's words?"
"Hehe, if she really gets married, what will she do when she comes back?"
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Huilan was carrying her luggage and was about to go out, but Xiao Guo immediately left her broom and followed out.
"Hey, wait, you're leaving, you really don't say hello to Big Mouth?"
"I don't think that's necessary, do I?"
"Then why don't you tell someone? Looking at the other party's subtle expression, Xiao Guo smiled disdainfully: "Don't worry, Big Mouth has no interest in you at all." ”
Yang Huilan was noncommittal: "I hope so, hey, do you know where the nearest Wanyong Ticket Village is?"
"The nearest one? It seems that there is one in Eighteen Miles. ”
At this time, the big mouth came out with the dishes, and saw Yang Huilan greeted with a hippie smile: "Hello, beauty loves to splash oil?"
Yang Huilan took a few silver tickets and said: "I don't have any loose money on me, there are only these silver tickets left, and the nearest money bank is more than 200 miles away from here." ”
In the past, let alone running errands, Big Mouth probably had to pay out of his own pocket, but now Big Mouth has decided to launch a vigorous retaliation, even if it is like the self-detonating truck in Libya and the terrorists in Cuba.
"You want to exchange it for broken silver, right? Hahaha, let's figure it out for yourself!"
Seeing Yang Huilan's embarrassment, Guo Furong immediately came out to play a round: "Hey, I'll go, I just happened to ask the shopkeeper to go to the eighteen-mile shop to buy some incense." Xiao Guo casually pulled out a silver ticket, "Fifty taels is enough, right?"
"Enough, enough. ”
"Okay, then I'll go first, big mouth, you can look at the store. ”
Li Dazui still had a smirk: "What, what do you want to eat?"
"Is there any braised beef noodles?"
"If you want to eat noodles, hehe, yes, a bowl of eight cents, you have to pay cash, otherwise you will be hungry." ”
Yang Huilan was disdainful of the other party's cautious behavior, "You were originally in my heart, it was so big, and now, it's so big." ”
Looking at the little finger stretched out by the other party, Li Dazui immediately sneered at each other: "You used to be so big in my heart, now, poof, it's gone, hehehe...."
"I like your sense of humor. ”
"I'm not kidding you, really, I don't feel anything about you now." ”
"Look at me, look into my eyes, don't be distracted..... You're lying. ”
The big mouth is still hard-mouthed: "Comrade Huilan, don't you feel so good, you are good, but there are better than you, believe it or not, I will put a Pose at the door now, whistle, and the girl will pounce on me in a bunch." ”
Yang Huilan was interested, and went to the door with Dazui: "Okay, then you can go out to find one for me to show now, if you find it, I will believe you." ”
After a while, Yang Huilan seemed to have found the target, pointed to a woman not far away and smiled: "Look at that, it seems to be pretty good." ”
Li Dazui hugged his arms and dismissed: "It's too fat! You said that we were a pair of fat people, and as a result, we gave birth to a sumo wrestler, and it is estimated that we will have to return to the West before we live to be forty years old." ”
"What about that?"
"That's skinny, it's just too ugly...... That guy, with a pale face and black eyes, woke up in the middle of the night and didn't scare anyone to death. ”
"That, that. ”
Big Mouth hurriedly pressed Yang Huilan's outstretched right hand, "Don't be blind, you're only thirteen." ”
"That's an adult, look. ”
"This is an adult, and my sons are about to get married, and I just happened to marry back and become a grandfather directly. ”
"That, that. ”
"Oops, it's so ugly, with a bitter face, that guy looks like Kefu at first sight...... That's festive, you see, you see, you know how to giggle all day long...... That's even worse, that guy is too serious, with a look of national hatred, you see, you see. ”
Yang Huilan understood it, and sneered: "Okay, you still pick the fat and the thin, with your conditions, it's good if people don't pick you." ”
"Don't be funny, just because you don't like me doesn't mean that others don't like me either. ”
"Then you find a girlfriend to show me, or so, the first woman to pass by, you ......"
Big Mouth immediately began to limit personnel, otherwise he wouldn't die if he came to a random one?
"Okay, but you have to be unmarried, you have to be beautiful, you have to be virtuous, you have to know that it hurts..."
Before the words fell, the corners of Yang Huilan's mouth curled: "It seems that someone is coming, behave well, don't let me look flat, go quickly." ”
Li Dazui stretched out his head to see that Wushuang was coming, turned around and ran: "Oh, my mother." Seeing that Yang Huilan stopped herself, her big mouth was completely coaxed, "Why are you letting me go." ”
Yang Huilan didn't give up, and said with a smile: "Is it beautiful? Is it virtuous?
"Rabbits don't eat the grass around their nests. ”
"Don't admit it. ”
Li Dazui can't stand the agitation the most, especially the agitation of women.
"Confession, you see!"