Chapter 111: One Hundred to One
"Look, the so-called heroes have been teenagers since ancient times...... And a girl! Don't let the brother be so arrogant, don't let the brother ...... it."
"Where is it, compared with Yue's predecessors, the younger generations still have a lot of shortcomings."
"Hahaha, you're welcome, you're welcome...."
Just when the two heads of the house were complimenting each other, a strange crow suddenly sounded outside the door, and Yue Songtao's face sank and he began to touch around.
"Master Yue, what are you looking for? I'll help you find it! ”
Yue Songtao's face sank like water, and he didn't reply, he directly took a chopstick and shook it, and then went out and shook his hand, and the crow fell in response.
"I heard the crow crowing early in the morning, and I was very angry, I had to go back to the house to divinate and lose company."
After that, I have to go back to my room.
Tong Xiangyu swallowed and foamed, "That hand, can you do it?" ”
Xiaobei was so frightened that he shook his head: "It's not comparable, it's not comparable to death!" ”
Yue Songtao turned his head, "What are you kidding, do you think it's a child's play?" ”
Mo Xiaobei was already frightened, "Don't say anything, anyway, I don't compare." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, we're willing to bow down."
"Well, well... If you don't compare, you can't compare. Yue Songtao reluctantly took out a piece of paper and handed it over, "Come, sign this." ”
"What's this?" Tong Xiangyu took it.
"The Five Peaks Sword Sect Merger Agreement?"
Tong Xiangyu and Mo Xiaobei both felt the seriousness of the matter, and not only changed their faces: "Merger? ”
"From now on, only the Wuyue Sword Sect, Huashan, Songshan, Hengshan, Taishan, and Hengshan, all have been changed into halls."
Mo Xiaobei took the case: "Then I'm not the hall master?" ”
Tong Xiangyu put down the contract, and his face was ugly, "Aren't you bullying people?" ”
"The rivers and lakes are originally the law of the jungle."
"Humph! It's not certain who is strong and who is weak, when the time comes, either you die or I live. ”
Yue Songtao also couldn't cry or laugh, "Ah, am I dead or alive?" I'm all dead together? ”
"When the time comes, wait for someone to collect your body." After the cruel words, Mo Xiaobei left directly.
Looking at Mo Xiaobei's back, Yue Songtao couldn't help but smile and said: "For the sake of me drinking your full moon wine, I'll teach you a trick, don't be too anxious when you send a secret weapon in the future, and send it again when you see it, it's ..... good luck."
Mo Xiaobei was angry: "Still use you to teach? ”
"Hahaha.. Then I wish you to win the competition, I mean it. ”
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"Isn't that bullying? I'm going to him...... I'm really looking for it......"
Chu Nan glanced at Xiao Guo, "Then look for it, go, go, you will know that it is nonsense!" ”
"Oh, don't quarrel, you'll have to compete in two days, Xiaobei's martial arts...... What to do? "The shopkeeper didn't even eat breakfast.
At this moment, the most well-informed beggar helped Xiaomi stand at the door, "Hey, the heads of Songshan, Taishan and Hengshan have all arrived home smoothly, but they are all seriously injured." ”
"Huh?"
"The heads of these three factions were forced to compete by the head of Yue as soon as they arrived in Huashan, and they suffered a big loss. The old man Zuo of the Songshan faction, lost the sword, refused to accept it, and compared his fists and feet, he was stung by someone and beat the hammer on May 44, and there was no front tooth left, and he was nicknamed Songshan Grandma Zuo! ”
For the first time in his life, Tong Xiangyu poured a bowl of water for millet and handed it over.
"Tsk...... Pitiful! ”
Xiaomi was flattered, and quickly took the tea bowl, and then the story was even harder: "What's even more pitiful is the head of the Taishan Sect Stone, who didn't make a move, he was blinded by stabbing his eyes, looking for death and life all day long, and the good Taishan Stone dared to be, and now the Taishan Stone dares to die." ”
"Wow...... Gee! ”
"There is also the head of the Linghu of the Hengshan faction, who loses and does not admit it, so he has to wrestle, and as a result, half of the left ear is pulled off, and there is only a hole left in the right ear, and now it is called Hengshan one ear."
"Ahaha, this is too miserable, isn't it?" Xiao Guo began to gloat.
"What's even worse is that someone wrote a children's rhyme based on their deeds......"
Not to mention, Xiaomi really has two brushes, which immediately attracted several people:
"How do you sing it?"
"Two heads, two heads, lose fast, lose fast, one has no eyes, one has no ears, it's weird, it's weird......"
Tong Xiangyu insisted on the previous decision even more, shouting: "It's not comparable, it's not better to be killed!" ”
"I'm afraid it's too late, this matter has spread all over the rivers and lakes, and now the major gambling houses have opened handicaps, one loses twenty, and bets on Xiaobei to lose."
As soon as he heard that he was paying twenty, Li Dazui immediately became excited: "Where is the gambling house?" ”
"Lee's big mouth!" Chu Nan shouted, "Your ass is itching again, isn't it?" ”
The big mouth sneered: "What, I'll ask casually, ask ......"
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In the backyard, Lao Bai deliberately made a scarecrow for Xiao Bei as a target. Xiaobei flicked his fingers, and the sound of breaking wind sounded, but unfortunately the stone had already been deflected out for 108,000 miles.
Tong Xiangyu looked at Xiaobei's performance and shook her head, although she didn't understand martial arts, she also knew what was good and what was bad, so she directly persuaded: "It's okay, don't practice anymore, this farce, this farce is over!" ”
"Let go, I said let go!"
"Xiaobei, sister-in-law, this is for your good...."The shopkeeper started an emotional offensive again.
But this time Xiaobei was not moved at all, "I have received your wishes, but the Hengshan faction was bought by my ancestors with their lives, and it must not be folded in my hands like this." ”
"Stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, wait until you have practiced your martial arts, and ...... by that time"
Xiaobei interrupted her directly, "At that time, the Hengshan faction has become Hengshan Hall!" ”
"Oh, it's much more comfortable to be a hall master than to be a head, and it's majestic, and it's not responsible."
Mo Xiaobei pointed to the sky, "You tell them this!" ”
The shopkeeper didn't react for a while, "Who should I tell to go?" ”
"With my brother, and my father, my grandfather, and my great-grandfather......"
"They won't blame you!"
"But I'll blame me, I'd rather have less arms and legs than embarrass them, please let them go!"
After speaking, Xiaobei practiced again, and the shopkeeper sighed, shook his head and walked away.
And in the kitchen, there is also a pair of eyes that take in Xiaobei's clumsy performance.
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Big mouth looked around at no one, and hurriedly ran to Xiaomi's beggar's nest, "Xiaomi, Xiaomi.... I bet all this money on the head of Yue, and I bet it all. ”
Xiaomi swept the silver in his hand, "Okay, you kid is rich enough." ”
"Wife, how many years have I saved?"
"Then you're not afraid of losing?"
Li Dazui thinks that he has the chance to win, "I can't lose, it's good that Xiaobei can hold on for one round with those two strokes." ”
"I'm going to give me those two coins to bet on Becky. In case the head of Yue is soft-hearted. Let Becky find an opportunity....."
"You can also ride...."Big Mouth pointed in the direction where Xiaobei was, and stepped on it: "Just her two hits, she will have to crash even if she rides." ”
"If you want to gamble in the world, you will gamble big, and if you lose, you will lose two dollars of silver, and if you win, you will win twenty taels."
"Two... Twenty taels, no, two coins .... Isn't that only four taels of silver? ”
"You don't know, now it's up to one hundred."
"One for one...."Li Dazui couldn't help but exclaim, "Then I'll multiply this money a hundredfold, oops, oops....."
Seeing that Big Mouth was already moved, Xiaomi took the opportunity to propose, "Big Mouth, why don't we find a chance to observe?" ”
"How do you observe?"
"Don't you still owe me a meal? Let's set up a table in the evening and borrow flowers to offer Buddha! ”