Chapter 13: The Diviner Mother-in-law
The hunchbacked old man drooled as he watched the beautiful woman doing gymnastics on TV in a daze, staggering, step by step, and the distance between the TV and the TV was getting closer and closer. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info until a tall figure suddenly stood in front of him.
The frightened old man leaned back, but the martial arts cultivation that was integrated into his blood made him quickly adjust his balance, and a backflip happened to jump onto the sofa.
"Hi~!" Tianjin Fan said hello happily.
The turtle immortal pressed his left chest, took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled, inhaled deeply, and then roared: "Didn't I say don't scare my old man like this, don't you know that the old man's heart is very fragile, and it is easy to be scared to death if he is frightened like this?
Tianjin Fan rubbed his hands and laughed twice: "Mistake, mistake, in fact, I was planning to transfer to the door of the turtle house, hahaha, it must be that I haven't used this trick for too long, and I am a little rusty." ā
"If you have nothing to do, you won't go to the Heavenly God Temple, what is the matter with you looking for Uncle Shi. The turtle immortal didn't accept this nephew's apology at all, and after knowing each other for a few years, he already knew the virtue of this guy.
"Hahaha, the nephew also said it directly, in fact, I came to ask you about the address of the diviner-in-law's old man. Tianjin Fan said with a shy expression.
The turtle fairy took his little finger out of his nostrils and snapped his fingers.
Tianjin Fan immediately tightened his body, and although his eyes pretended to be calm, the third eye was still fixed on the black particle that crossed the parabola, and only slightly relieved when he was sure that it would not fall on him.
"My old sister?" the turtle immortal asked uncertainly, "what are you looking for her?" ā
"Don't hide it from Uncle Shi, I want to find a legendary character called the King of the Realm. It is responsible for the stewardship of our northern galaxy. This time our planet is about to be destroyed, and I want to turn to him for help. Tianjin Fan did not hide it, in fact, about the future enemy, he had already mentioned it in front of many earth warriors. It's just that everyone is a little unbelievable about this kind of thing, so although they are actively preparing, they don't really believe it too much.
Sure enough, the same is true of the turtle immortals.
"Destruction crisis?" muttered the Turtle Immortal, "Could it be that what you said that time was not a joke, and it had something to do with Goku's sister?"
"Raditz, she's basically the trigger for this crisis. Tianjin Fan said solemnly: "Although the Saiyan is not easy to deal with, the forces behind her are even more desperate." ā
"Despair?" the turtle immortal's eyes widened in surprise, "You actually use the word despair?"
"Hahaha, for me now, although I don't have a chance to win, but I don't have to completely despair. Tianjin Fan smiled slightly, neither self-confidence nor conceit, but a sense of calmness.
"A long, long time ago, when I saw Goku, I already felt that the future of this world might depend on you young people to protect it. The turtle immortal also looked into the distance wistfully: "Sure enough, today, I can't make any contribution to this world." However, I have not lived in vain for at least a few hundred years, and it is my honor to be able to help you. ā
Tianjin Rice smiled, the Turtle Immortal is like this, maybe he had long expected that he would not be able to keep up with the times, so after cultivating Wukong and Klin, he also seriously persuaded Tianjin Rice in the original book. He may not be the greatest warrior on Earth, but it is undeniable that without his existence, there would be no series of wonderful and moving stories in the world of Dragon Ball.
Yes, although his strength has long surpassed the limit of the turtle immortals, but for this lustful old man, Tianjin Fan did not despise it at all, but respected it.
I learned the whereabouts of the diviner from the turtle immortals, and it is an oasis in the middle of the desert. Because there was no familiar qi over there, Tianjin Fan couldn't use teleportation, so he had to fly over by himself according to the map. Fortunately, at this time, his strength had increased more than a hundred times, so it only took a moment to reach his destination.
Sure enough, around the oasis are several huge houses connected by long, narrow walkways.
At the main entrance, a strange creature wearing a hat floated like a doorman.
In front of it, there was a queue hundreds of meters long, and nearly a thousand people lined up in an orderly line, like a giant snake, zigzag all the way to the top of the sand dune.
Looking at these people with different expressions and different clothes, Tianjin Fan picked his head in distress. If you follow the queue, when should you go?
Looks like we're going to have to cut in line.
"Hey, I'm the nephew of the divination mother-in-law, it's convenient to drive, and I'll pass it on. Tianjin Fan moved in front of the doorman under the sharp gaze of everyone.
"Master and nephew?" The doorman is actually a ghost, with a round head, no feet, like a balloon, big eyes are cute and cute, and he looks very cute. As if remembering something, the doorman said with a little joy: "Are you the little bald head at that time?"
"Little bald head?" Tianjin Fan Nahan read along.
As if to see Tianjin's doubts, the ghost added, "You're the little bald head who was defeated by the Batman, right?"
The ridiculous scene suddenly appeared in the head of "......", Klin was bitten on the head by the batman, so as long as he used force, several pillars of blood would gush out like a fountain, and in Wukong's joke of "Klin, you have long hair", the blood loss of Qi was too much and he was dizzy and defeated.
But feeling the bright eyes of Qi Qi behind him, Tianjin Fan still nodded cheekily: "Yes, I am that little bald head." ā
Although he already has superhuman strength, the three views rooted in his heart still make him feel a little uncomfortable when he makes this kind of queue cutting behavior. It is not that if you are superior in strength, you can have a sense of superiority or privilege over ordinary people anywhere.
In the face of these ordinary people, they may not feel it, but what if most of these nearly 1,000 people are old, weak, sick, and pregnant?
So he silently said sorry in his heart, and Tianjin Fan walked into the gate under the guidance of the ghost, and walked down the avenue to the first big house in front of him.
I don't know why, but the people of the Dragon Ball world especially like this kind of domed house, just like the Eskimo igloo after being magnified countless times.
And this house is also shaped like this.
Walking into the house, the light became dim, but this naturally did not cause much hindrance to Tianjin Rice, which had the eye of the sky, and the eye of the sky opened slightly, and he saw the situation in the room clearly.
A short, fat old lady sat on a huge crystal ball, floating in the air along with the crystal ball, wearing a witch's hat on her head and a black magic robe. Behind them stood several strangely shaped creatures, seemingly bodyguards?
"Young man~Lying is punishable~" The diviner mother-in-law said calmly, with a wise look flashing in her eyes, and it seemed that the identity of the other party was determined the moment they met.
"Uh...... I also have to ......" Tianjin Fan touched his bare head: "And I'm not lying, I'm indeed your brother's nephew, and naturally your nephew." And I was really a little bald when I was a kid. ā
"Hah...... Ha ...... "The laughter of the diviner mother-in-law is very unique, and it does not laugh coherently like ordinary people, but as soon as it comes out, it seems to choke, and after a pause, the next laugh will be released, so it sounds very permeable."
But from such laughter, Tianjin Fan heard that the other party was not angry.
"It's a clever little ghost. The soothsayer smiled mysteriously: "Then let me take a look at your origin." ā
The soothsayer floated away from the crystal ball, and the huge crystal ball continued to rise until it was suspended higher in the air.
The divination mother-in-law waved her hands, and her mouth was full of words.
After a while, some images of the past appeared on the crystal ball, including villages shrouded in flames, beautiful mountains and forests, three-eyed children who practiced hard, and stubborn figures scarred by the battle with the green demons.
"Oh~ is that so?" the diviner-in-law looked at the picture in the crystal ball in a daze.
Tianjin Fan's heart suddenly set off a monstrous wave, the divination mother-in-law can not only divinate the present, but also relive the past? He stared at the crystal ball tightly, and when he saw those familiar pictures, he didn't know whether it was anticipation or panic appeared in his heart.
Although he never deliberately concealed his origins, he still couldn't suppress the fear of the truth being exposed, when people knew that they were no longer themselves, could they still treat themselves like this?
However, it seems worth it if you can see the once familiar scenes from this crystal ball, as well as those family members who are gradually fading in memory.
However, although countless pictures flashed in the crystal ball, there was no scene that Tianjin Fan missed, all of them were just things that Tianjin Fan experienced in this life in the Dragon Ball world.
Seeing this, Tianjin rice slowly calmed down.
"Have you ever saved the world?" The divination mother-in-law looked at Tianjin Fan with a calm face: "So, what is the purpose of your sudden visit?"
Tianjin Fan asked rhetorically: "I heard that mother-in-law can divinate the whereabouts of anything?"
The divination mother-in-law had a smug look on her face: "Of course, as long as there are in this world, I can find their place." ā
"So, if you want to find people, you can find it too?"
"It's nature. ā
"Can you tell me the whereabouts of Lord Realm?"
"Of course that's fine, but you have to ...... Wait!What are you talking about???," the soothsayer was about to make a request according to her own rules, but suddenly realized what the other party was talking about.
"Well, it's the King of the Realm, well, to be exact, the King of the Northern Realm. Tianjin Fan smiled strangely, quite happy with the surprise on her face.
"Hah, you are just a mortal, what are you doing looking for Lord Realm?" the divination mother-in-law looked suspicious.
"Ha, it's just that I want to ask him for advice on some cultivation matters~!" For unfamiliar strangers, Tianjin rice naturally won't tell the truth like in front of friends or elders such as turtle and crane immortals.
"Just for the sake of cultivation?" The divination mother-in-law's eyelids jumped slightly, and she felt that this answer was completely unreasonable, so she looked over with even more skeptical eyes: "I don't think Lord Realm King will see you for such a trivial matter, you better give up this absurd idea." ā
"Oh, then, do you really know the whereabouts of Lord Realm?" asked Tianjin Fan in surprise.
"Well, as an omniscient soothsaying mother-in-law, of course I know the whereabouts of Lord Realm. The diviner slowly closed her eyes, but her face was more confident, as if to say, even if the old woman didn't open her eyes, she could see everything in this world.
"Although you have saved the earth, you must know that for the Lord of the Realm, he has jurisdiction over hundreds of millions of stars, and a small credit for saving the planet is not qualified to drive his old man to pay attention. ā
Seeing the diviner's mother-in-law's refusal attitude, Tianjin Fan crooked his mouth, and his heart spun rapidly.
"Or else. I don't need you to take me to meet the King, but I just want you to help me convey a word to him. Tianjin Fan squinted his eyes slightly, and said while thinking.
"Just a word?" The confusion in the eyes of the diviner mother-in-law was even heavier: "Even if it is just a word, it is a very expensive thing, although I am in charge of this planet with the gods, but there are some things, even I am not qualified to do it." ā
After speaking, the divination mother-in-law glanced at Tianjin Fan meaningfully, and the moment her head was deflected, her right hand seemed to be itchy, and her index finger and thumb rubbed back and forth a few times.
Tianjin Fan naturally understood the subtext of the other party.
Sure enough, she is worthy of being the sister of the turtle immortal. Two sisters and brothers, one is lustful as life, and the other is greedy for money like a wolf, both of whom are very individual.
But if it's just about money, it's nothing to yourself.
Fortunately, he kidnapped Bilaf to his side to make money. Tianjin Fan sighed again and took out his own transparent cards that were only a few in the world.
"If you pass the word, one word is ten million. Seeing the card, the divination mother-in-law's face finally showed the same expression as the turtle immortal, and at the moment of the evil smile, she made a request that had been prepared for a long time, and she was not afraid that the other party would be too expensive, anyway, the person who has this kind of card, even if he writes a three-thousand-word essay and asks himself to convey it to the king of the world, he can definitely afford it.
"No problem!"
"Hahaha, how about it, if you can't afford the money, you can also ...... with my men"
"I said, no problem. Tianjin Fan shrugged his shoulders and interrupted the divination mother-in-law's line reading stage.
As soon as the Tianjin rice finished speaking, the divination mother-in-law heard a series of sounds of falling to the ground.
"Whether it's money or your men, I'm fine. Tianjin Fan didn't seem to move, still standing in place and shrugged his shoulders.
However, the soothsayer looked at her subordinates who fell behind her in surprise. You must know that these are all high-level martial artists that you have collected from hell, but you didn't expect to be so fragile in the hands of Tianjin Fan.
"Well, how can you not make money when you have it. The soothsayer was not afraid, but quickly answered: "So, what do you want to bring? Let me calculate how much it costs!~"
"Haha, it's very simple, just five words, defeat Frieza. Tianjin Fan smiled slyly, although he was rich, he was not willing to act as the wronged leader: "You help me pass this sentence to Lord Realm King, I believe it won't be long before he takes the initiative to contact me." ā
"Tsk, it's really a slam on the door, can't you say a few more words? If the Lord of the Realm doesn't pay attention to it, don't blame me. The soothsayer frowned dissatisfiedly and looked at the small transparent card, feeling as if she had seen a huge cake, but she could only eat a strawberry at the top and could only stop her mouth.