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Chapter 695: Incompetent Clown

The most basic official position in the rural areas is the village secretary, don't look at the official is not big, but the benefits are also considerable, so many township cadres who can no longer develop upwards in their careers like to go to the lower side to act as an agent for a village and make some benefits.

Yu Zhanjiang is such a person, he wants to be the emperor of the soil. Just in time for the change of office this year, he set his sights on the big fat of the backer.

Needless to say, just last year, he sold a small piece of land, and he made 2.5 million yuan, if he operated it, he could get at least 1 million, what a lot of wealth.

Driven by huge interests, he did not hesitate to spend his blood to become one of the candidates. You must know that the backer is a piece of fragrant bread, and anyone who wants to come here can squeeze their heads.

There is only one reason, that is, Gushantun is already relatively wealthy now, and there is still huge potential for development. In the words of those of them who are good at looting, it is rich.

However, Yu Zhanjiang has also done a thorough investigation, and his rival Huang Liang is not an idle person, and his prestige in Gushantun is extremely high. So after receiving the candidate notice, he didn't stop and came here for a walk first.

"Old secretary, hello, hello-" Seeing Captain Li in front, Yu Zhanjiang showed great enthusiasm. He knew that such people were highly respected in the village and could not be offended, at least not during the period before they were elected.

The fat man looked at the person in front of him with interest, he was not tall, but his belly was surprisingly big, although his face was smiling, but he couldn't hide the greed hidden in the depths of his eyes. Especially the big yellow teeth, which look annoying.

At the same time, Yu Zhanjiang was also secretly looking at the fat man, and when he saw this board, he should be the legendary competitor. So he also stretched out his hand: "This is-"

"My name is Huang Liang, and I welcome Secretary Yu to our tun. The fat man said with a smile, falling in Zhanjiang's eyes, the fat man on the opposite side was honest and simple, more old-fashioned than ordinary farmers.

"I've been a big secretary for several years, and I haven't made any progress, and as soon as the secretary and the township chief got angry, they pulled me to the grassroots level to exercise. Yu Zhanjiang has been mixed in the township for so many years, and nothing else has grown, but the ability to observe words and see the wind and make the rudder has been practiced, as if he is the village secretary, and he is overpowering the fat man in terms of momentum.

A few people advanced to the village committee, Yu Zhanjiang first asked about the basic situation, and the more he listened, the more frightened he became: It's too fat, if I become a village official, every year-

hasn't been an official yet, so I'm thinking about money first. Sometimes this thing is similar to doing business, how much input, how much output can be calculated, otherwise it will be a loss-making business, which is also the biggest sorrow of the rural grassroots.

Looking at this guy's greedy face, the fat man secretly despised in his heart: Damn, you can't be asked to be elected, even if you are selected, you don't dare to enter the village, you can't eat, and you will be hungry!

"Can you convene the villagers to have a meeting, so that you can get to know everyone?" Yu Zhanjiang Dao came out with the main intention of taking the mass line, first gathering and then visiting each family, and pulling votes.

Captain Li scratched his head: "This winter, toss everyone out-"

The fat man hurriedly took over the conversation: "Secretary Yu wants to be intimate with everyone, this is a good thing, I will inform you." ”

Yu Zhanjiang was secretly proud in his heart: This fat man is real, such a person is simply vulnerable, and now in this society, he plays with his brain-

After shouting two voices in the loudspeaker, after a while, the villagers gathered in the courtyard, and even those little babies came to see the excitement, and asked: "Is the fat uncle going to divide the money again?"

The fat man, Captain Li and Yu Zhanjiang stood behind the table, and Captain Li shouted: "This is Secretary Yu from the township, and he is also here to participate in the election of our village secretary, and I will tell you a few words." ”

As soon as everyone heard it, they blew up the camp: Isn't it just the fat man who chooses the village secretary alone, when will another one pop up, no, the backer can't call outsiders to point fingers.

In the simple concept of the common people, they did not believe in those who were sent down from above, so they immediately shouted noisily: "We want to choose the fat man, choose the fat man-"

In the end, the sound of "choosing a fat man" echoed in the courtyard, unstoppable, and Yu Zhanjiang was very embarrassed to stand in front, but he couldn't get off the stage, so he could only blush and stiffen his neck. But he was secretly ruthless in his heart: Damn, after I take office, let's see how to clean up your gang of people!

Seeing that Yu Zhanjiang's potholed face was getting redder and redder, the fat man waved his hand: "Everyone can't bully people like this, now pay attention to fair competition and democratic elections, don't make any noise——"

This voice is really good, the crowd immediately calmed down, even Yu Zhanjiang felt that the fat man was really good, so he cleared his throat, pulled up a male duck voice and said: "The fathers and villagers of the backerhill, I am also a baby from the countryside, this time I was entrusted by the secretary and the township chief to go to the backer to run for the village secretary, this is the trust of the leader, of course, it needs the support of everyone, no matter who is elected, there is only one purpose, that is, to build our backer Shantun to be more prosperous, everyone said that this is the reason, right?"

This guy is worthy of being a secretary, and he speaks very beautifully, and many people also nod.

Yu Zhanjiang looked even more energetic, and continued to talk in the vernacular, foaming at the stars, depicting the future of the backer as if it were heaven.

The fat man was secretly funny: This guy will write blank checks, and he will say everything without boundaries, and he will typically say one thing and do another, let me see if everyone can be fooled by him. For all the villagers, this can be regarded as a small test.

"It's weird and cold, what's the matter, let's go home and squat on the hot kang if it's okay!" There was a shout from the crowd, and it could be heard that it was Wang Sanpao's loud voice.

At this time, the car boss suddenly stood up: "Secretary Yu, you said it very well, if we follow you, what kind of life can we live at that time, you can just say simple, how much per capita income can be?"

The fat man secretly praised in his heart: It's still the boss's uncle, and he asked the idea all of a sudden, and it is estimated that this time the secretary will be embarrassed.

Secretary Yu is not a fool of everything, especially some data, they are all familiar with it, although the per capita income of Gushantun is higher than that of other villages, but it is also limited. Anyway, it's a blank check now, so it doesn't hurt to say more. So he coughed vigorously twice and said confidently: "When the time comes, the per capita income will be guaranteed to be more than 10,000 yuan!"

The car boss grinned, then shook his head: "Then it's not interesting, we can't cross and fall back." Secretary Yu, we just finished the year-end accounting a few days ago, and the per capita income is 12,000. ”

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, and the car boss raised his foot and knocked the cigarette pouch pot: "Isn't this, let's go home and look at the cards-" After speaking, he walked away.

As soon as he left, everyone was snoring and snoring. Yu Zhanjiang was so anxious that he pulled the male duck and shouted: "I said it wrong just now, it's 20,000, 20,000——"

"You are not good at 80,000 Tibet, you fooled us here, I really thought we were all confused. Let me tell you clearly, this place is not for you to come, die as soon as possible!" Wang Sanpao yelled a few times in front of Zhan Jiang, and then swaggered away.

"This-how can I talk about this, I'm also a township cadre!" Yu Zhanjiang was so annoyed, it was better not to arrange this meeting, it was a shame.

The fat man said twice: "Secretary Yu, it's best not to mess with him, this old man has a bad temper, he was a famous hunter in our Daqingshan back then, and he didn't know how many wild animals were killed under the gun. ”

When Yu Zhanjiang heard it, he didn't know if it was true or not, but he didn't dare to squeak anyway. He clicked his eyes a few times and said, "Let's go to the villager's house." ”

Thinking about this, of course the fat man knows that there are not a few people who have bribed votes in recent years, and this guy is estimated to do this, so he said a few times, crossed his fingers and said: "There are a few that you must not go, one is the old Cheng family, Cheng Lei and his daughter-in-law are the president of our county court——"

Yu Zhanjiang trembled in his heart: "It's so hanging, the fat man is really a good person, if I don't say this, won't I just hit the muzzle of the gun!"

"And Ye Ying's house can't go, her husband is the Huang county magistrate in our county, it doesn't matter if you don't go over, we were all bare-chested dolls when we were children. The fat man continued to laugh.

Looking at Yu Zhanjiang again, his face changed even more, and he beat a drum in his heart: I know that County Magistrate Huang's wife is here, will this involve the county magistrate, right?

"Ye girl, come here, this is Secretary Yu, you want to come to our village party secretary, you talk to Huang guys about good things, blow the wind on the pillow or something. The fat man beckoned Ye Ying over, and then said to Yu Zhanjiang with a smile: "Don't worry, she and my wife are cousins, and I and Guy Huang are brothers-in-law, so it must be easy to talk!"

In the winter, Yu Zhanjiang's sweat came down from his head, and he now understands: the relationship between those who dare to love is much harder than his.

Looking at this fat man again, he was still smiling, revealing a loyal and honest appearance. The more Yu Zhanjiang looked, the more bottomless he became: This is what people call sitting firmly on Diaoyutai, no, don't end up with a bamboo basket to draw water, I'd better hurry back to find the secretary of the party committee, and quickly change places.

Holding a heart, not taking half a straw, this sentence is the most appropriate way to describe the current Yu Zhanshan.

At this moment, I saw a big girl running in the distance, very beautiful, just a little crazy: "Fat uncle, my dad called, saying that he was going back to our house for the New Year this year!"

The fat man took the phone in Ye Zi's hand: "Brother Ye, the province is so busy, do you have time to come back-you said why don't I go, now the village committee is re-elected, everyone has elected me to be the village secretary, and I have been tied up - hehe, what kind of official should I be, compared with your governor, it is far behind, and it is not necessarily possible to be elected now." Okay, don't bother with it, and talk about it when you come back for the New Year. ”

Hanging up the phone, the fat man glanced at Yu Zhanjiang and saw that his eyes were straight, as if he had been immobilized by Sun Wukong. Knowing that the repeated blows just now were a little heavy, a little secretary in the township had a thin brain, and he was trying to scare people what he was doing, which was really unkind.

"What-I'll go back, Comrade Huang Liang, you should be the most suitable village party secretary in Shantun, and I'll report the situation to the secretary and township chief when I go back, and quit the election. Yu Zhanjiang now finally understands that this is not the place he should come to at all, these days, it is easy to stand in the wrong line if he can't find a place, and he doesn't know how to die in the end.

Watching Yu Zhanjiang's car drive out of the backing hill with a smoke, the fat man knew that this guy would never come back, so he couldn't help smacking his lips and muttered: "It's boring, the clown jumping off the beam will be over after a few jumps, it's better to go home and watch Mao Mao play monkey." ”