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Chapter 615: Teasing You

"Open the seat-" The car boss shouted in his mouth, everyone had been waiting for a long time, and they were looking forward to it. The half-sized children immediately shuttled like a marquee, and the wine and food were served to the table like a stream.

Eight cool, eight hot and sixteen dishes, full of characteristics. Lu Gong Zhang Liang and the people in the city are all praising while eating; The mother's family was also satisfied and drank happily.

Although Sister-in-law Zhang's face was burned by the little babies, and there were small red envelopes slightly bulging in several places, she was still radiant and felt a unique face.

Even when I saw the tape recorder on the lid of the cabinet with a red head rope, I didn't feel very distressed.

Generally speaking, everything that is accompanied by the mother's family must be tied with a red head rope. So as soon as you enter the new house, it is clear which ones are prepared by the in-laws' family and which ones are the dowries that are accompanied by the mother's family.

After the first wave of eating, the mother's family was very satisfied, according to the custom, at this time, you can leave the bride with confidence, and the mother's family will take the car back.

But Zhang Dewu and his daughter-in-law still have one big thing to do - the big stallion hasn't arrived yet.

Sister-in-law Zhang found the car boss: "Did you see the fat brother?" ”

"It seems to be outside, learning the art of singing happy songs." The car boss pointed outside, and then instructed the half-sized children to clean up the table, fold the leftovers, and pour similar ones into a large basin, which is called Hui Cai, and it tastes unique.

When I got outside, I saw the fat man holding a croaking board in his hand, beating there, and chattering in his mouth, so Sister-in-law Zhang hurriedly leaned over: "Fat brother, we all eat and drink well, and we are ready to go back." ”

The implication is that your horse should also be cashed in.

The fat man didn't seem to be drinking, the big fat face was flushed, and he looked at Sister-in-law Zhang hehe, and then hiccuped, and sang: "As soon as the bamboo board rings, I heard that the sister-in-law is going home." The southwest road is wide and wide, with wealth and glory—"

The sound is like a broken gong, but it also has a unique charm, the key is that the words are good, and it makes Sister-in-law Zhang feel beautiful in her heart. Zhang Dewu stabbed his daughter-in-law behind him and muttered in a low voice: "The southwest road seems to be walked by a dead man." ”

According to local customs, after the death of the old man in the family, the eldest son should stand on the bench with a flat shoulder and guide the way, which is similar to the chanting in the red sorghum: "Mother, mother, go to the southwest, the wide road is full of entanglement——"

Sister-in-law Zhang clicked her lips, and she also felt a little untasteful, so she found her own way: "The fat brother is drunk, don't follow the blind mixing." ”

Then he approached the fat man again: "Brother, the relatives are all looking to go back, that big red horse-"

The fat man patted his head: "Sister-in-law, if you don't say that I have forgotten, you see that there are too many guests here, and I can't get out, so it's better to do this, ask the others to go back first, and the two of you will stay, and then ride a high-headed horse back together, so beautiful." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard someone shouting at the gate: "Fatty, hurry up, someone asked you to accompany the wine!" ”

"It's coming!" The fat man agreed, and stuffed the bamboo board to the person next to him who sang happily: "Master, you sing first, and I'll come back to learn from you after drinking." ”

The person who recited the joy song also knocked on the bamboo board: "Hit the bamboo board, take a big step, today is someone marrying a daughter-in-law, fat man, you are busy for one hundred and sixty-three and you are busy in vain——"

Seeing that the fat man ran away without a shadow, Sister-in-law Zhang also felt that the fat man's proposal was good, so she told the car boss that the great liberation was launched and the other mother's family members were sent back.

The flowing water seats were dialed one after another, and I finally looked forward to the end of the third batch, thinking that there was no one, but as a result, hundreds of people came from Nanwazi, and they couldn't sit down at all.

The house was crowded and there was no room, and Sister-in-law Zhang sat in the courtyard with a bench, her eyes looking at the crowd coming and going: "There are so many people, how much money do you get for gifts, dead ghosts, you go to the backyard to write the gift account and take a look." ”

Zhang Dewu received the order, so he had to go to investigate, and came back after a while to report: "Good guy, they are all five yuan and ten yuan, several articles, and it is estimated that the money will be thousands." ”

At that time, the rural courtesans generally ate the whole family for two yuan, and relatives and friends were good for five yuan. So Sister-in-law Zhang also heard it hotly: "I can't imagine that Cuihua, this girl, is really stupid and has the blessing of being stupid, marrying such a golden nest." There was a hint of jealousy in his tone.

"There's a bench here." The car boss turned out of the house and stared at Sister-in-law Zhang's ass: "There are too many people, there are not enough stools, let him go first." ”

Sister-in-law Zhang had the intention not to let go, but it turned out that the car boss was followed by two black guys, who were the big bears who carried the bride and groom into the house, so they had to hand over the stool.

I stood in the courtyard for more than two o'clock, looked at the time, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, Sister-in-law Zhang was anxious, looking for the fat man from house to house, and finally saw his shadow at Company Commander Zhao's house, and squeaked and drank with a wine cup.

"Fat brother, the two of us are going home while it's dark." Sister-in-law Zhang showed her true colors as a fierce woman, her voice was high and sharp, and her penetrating power was very strong, and the room was suddenly silent, and more than a dozen eyes were projected onto her body.

The fat man blinked his little eyes a few times, then picked up the chopsticks and jingled on the side of the bowl: "As soon as the chopsticks knock on the tinkling, there is a sister-in-law whose surname is Zhang." The handsome voice of the raw man is bright, like the tiger coming down the mountain-"

Everyone in the room burst into laughter, which clearly meant that she was a tigress.

Sister-in-law Zhang was also made to cry and laugh by the fat man, unable to fight, unable to scold, and was very aggrieved.

"Sister-in-law, just kidding, when I finish drinking, I'll take you to lead the horse immediately." The fat man pulled the words back, and a smile appeared on Sister-in-law Zhang's face. But her heart is a little bottomless: Is this fat man pretending to be crazy and stupid with us here?

A bad feeling arose in Sister-in-law Zhang's heart, but she was still quite confident in her own methods, crying, making trouble and hanging herself, these techniques were all perfect for her.

finally waited for the fat man to put off his chopsticks, and then drunkenly led Sister-in-law Zhang and Zhang Dewu to the north of the deer farm together, and no one else followed.

Because Erzhuzi also went to drink the wedding wine, the deer herd came back early today, and when spring came, those male deer began to lose their horns again, and their heads were all slippery, and two small protrusions just appeared.

When the antlers regrow, the gang begins to fight for their mates again, and the strongest ones take the beauty.

The jujube and the white horse walked outside the deer pen, grinding their ears and temples, looking very affectionate. The fat man pointed with his hand: "It's—right there, you, you can take it—" and his tongue was a little hard as he spoke.

Zhang Dewu and his family ran over happily, Dazao and Baima both snorted, and then looked at the two of them vigilantly, and saw the ill intentions in their greedy eyes.

"What a horse, what a horse!" Zhang Dewu praised vigorously.

"Go home and take your time, hurry up and catch it first." Sister-in-law Zhang saw that the baby was in front of her, and she smiled with joy, and the horizontal flesh on her face trembled slightly.

"It doesn't seem to have a reins!" Zhang Dewu just looked at the horses, but now he found that these two horses are bare, and there are no matching ornaments at all, how can such a horse be ridden.

"Fat brother, what about the reins and saddles—" Zhang Dewu shouted.

I saw that the fat man swayed crookedly, turned over on the horse, walked around, and it was a miracle that he didn't fall: "Hehe, I usually ride like this." ”

Zhang Dewu was dumbfounded: "You can ride, but we can't-"

"I don't care, I said it at the beginning, this horse is fierce, you can get it back." The fat man simply lay down on the grass, leaned on his back, and chewed on a piece of grass in his mouth: "Well, it tastes good, no wonder horses like to eat night grass." ”

Zhang Dewu didn't believe in evil, took out a string of rope from his pocket and put it in front of the jujube. Before he could make a move, his back was arched by the white horse's head and he fell to the ground.

The father and mother were quite polite, and they didn't move their big teeth or use their hooves, otherwise Zhang Dewu estimated that they wouldn't be able to move now.

The tigress sister-in-law Zhang was furious, and also stepped forward to help, the jujube nose was sprayed, turned around and ran, and the four hooves danced elegantly on the grass, like a leisurely stroll, but Sister-in-law Zhang just couldn't catch up.

She finally thought about it now: she was tricked by this dead fat man, this big red horse, and others can't control it at all.

An evil fire burned all at once, how could she have suffered such a loss, she ran to the fat man angrily, and crossed her hands on her waist: "If you want to repay the account, you don't inquire, am I easy to provoke." If you obediently ask us to take the red horse away today, why don't you say no, or you will turn your backers upside down, believe it or not! ”

The fat man was still holding Erlang's legs, lying there without moving: "If you have the ability, you will make trouble, how can you be a brother and sister-in-law like this, this time I have to ask you to increase your memory, so that you can pull all the in the future." ”

Sister-in-law Zhang was vicious to the guts, stretched out her index finger, like an eagle's claws, and scratched the fat man's face, wanting to give him a face full of flowers.

Suddenly, a big mouth full of folds appeared in front of the fat man, and the fierce light of the two eyes burst out, so frightened that Sister-in-law Zhang hurriedly retracted her claws, shouted: "Wolf-" and then ran away.

The fat man pouted: "I'll tease you, what's the matter, if you have the ability to tell me-"

Sister-in-law Zhang looked back, only to see that the big wolf did not chase after him, but lay on the fat man's side, only then did she know that it might be a big dog, so she came back again: "Dead fat man, I will go to the village now, and smash the new house first!" ”

After speaking, he picked up a stone on the ground and glared at his husband: "Waste of money, hurry up and go with the old lady, and fight with them today!" ”

Zhang Dewu stared at his wife with wide eyes and pointed at his wife: "Body-behind-"

Sister-in-law Zhang looked back, frightened her mother, and let go of the stone, it turned out that a colorful tiger was standing two or three feet behind her, and a pair of eyes were looking at her.

At the critical moment, Sister-in-law Zhang was in danger and did not flee in a hurry, but sat on the ground - she was stupid.

Zhang Dewu ran over, picked up the old woman, and ran to the village as if he was dead. The tiger chased after them slowly, and one of its front feet was still a little bit, and it was evident that it was not very good.

After running for a long time, Zhang Dewu saw that the tiger did not catch up, and when he looked back, this look was even worse, the tiger had disappeared, and the four leopards were quietly following behind him. In the distance, there was a fat man's howl: "There is a husband and wife whose surname is Zhang, and both of them are black-hearted. I don't know if they're running fast or not, whoever falls behind will feed the tiger wolf-"

As the song floated, Zhang Dewu shook his arm, didn't care about his daughter-in-law, and ran away. Sister-in-law Zhang got up from the ground and began to run wildly: "Suffer a thousand cuts, wait for me-"