Chapter 204: Skinny and skinny like a dried corpse
Fifty miles north of the Eight Star City, the blue waves connect the sky and the earth, and there is no end in sight, this is the bamboo forest in the mouth of the young disciples of Lingyun Pavilion, but this is not only a bamboo forest, it is clearly a "bamboo sea"!
Judging from the scale of this bamboo sea, not to mention that there are a hundred people in the Demon Dao hidden in it, there are a thousand people hiding in it, and trying to find out is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
However, at the northernmost end of the endless Bamboo Sea, there were two strange figures at this time, crawling near the exit guarded by the disciples of the Righteous Path Alliance.
I saw that it was a small dry ditch, the location was very hidden, and it was already dark, and there were almost no fingers in the dense bamboo forest, so even though these two people were very close to the disciples of the Righteous Path Alliance, they were never discovered.
And the reason why these two figures are weird is because one of them is too fat to speak, and the other is terrifyingly thin.
But seeing that the fat man's body size is almost three times that of a normal man, but it is not to say that the vertical height, his height is ordinary, these three times purely refers to the horizontal width, lying on the ground, he is like a fat pig.
But the thin man next to him is very different, his body is shriveled, his skin is skinny, and the image is like withered wood and fine bamboo, which is like an old "dry corpse".
Such a fat and thin just formed a strong visual contrast, which made people feel happy and fearful at the same time.
But the stone is not here, otherwise he will be very surprised when he sees it, just because the fat man who is full of flesh among the two is clearly one of the four demon envoys of the Demon Dao Heavenly Demon Sect, the "Ying" envoy Hai Daxian.
"Hey!"
Hai Daxian suddenly poked the thin man beside him with his elbow, and said in a low voice: "Dry corpse, what do you think of the moonlight tonight, is it better than last night?"
The thin man is called a "dry corpse", which is worthy of the name in a sense.
But he didn't answer Hai Daxian's question, and glanced at the exit of Zhuhai, as well as the dozens of righteous path alliance disciples who were guarding there, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Hmph!" Hai Daxian pursed his lips and said quietly: "What's so beautiful, a group of little dolls with no hair under their crotch, if we don't find it, we forget it, if we are discovered, see how Lao Tzu squirts them all to death with a sneeze, oh, no, all the men are sprayed to death, and the women have to have fun, Lao Tzu just has two big bags of elixir and jade dew here, and I have to find a few warm caves to place it! ”
The dry corpse slowly turned his head and glared fiercely at the fat man beside him, his withered face was furious, like a demon.
Hai Daxian smiled, not seeing the slightest emotion of fear, and then he picked up his previous words and said: "I said dry corpse! You are not dumb, so don't always be like a stuffy gourd, come on, come on, tell me how the moonlight is tonight, in our Black Dragon Mountain, we can't see such a moon!"
The dry corpse seemed to be moved, and although he remained silent, after a moment of hesitation, he turned over slightly, lay on the ground, and looked up at the sky. conAd1();
Seeing that the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, he suddenly lost his mind.
Hai Daxian also turned over, but unfortunately he wanted to turn over quietly, which was not easy, and in the end it took a lot of effort to get his wish.
He glanced at the stunned corpse beside him, smiled playfully, looked at the crescent-shaped moon under the sky, and chanted softly: "The moon is white, white, white but the girl's breasts, the two ends are upturned, but the little girl's buttocks are warped." ”
"Hey, dry corpse, what do you think I wrote this poem?"
“……”
"Stuffy gourd, can't you give a voice? Is it true that you don't talk to anyone except the master and the son?"
“……”
"Alas, forget it, forget it, but you have to be careful, be careful not to speak for many years, and eventually become dumb even if you are not dumb!"
“……”
Hai Daxian was angry, he was originally a talkative person, but he couldn't bear it when he encountered a stuffy gourd like a dry corpse that couldn't beat a fart for half a day, so he kicked it over.
However, unexpectedly, the dry corpse, who was still staring at the night sky in a daze a moment ago, suddenly moved, his ankles shook, as fast as lightning, and he used his dry calves to meet the leg that was fatter than any part of his body.
"Bang!"
The fat and thin clash, it was actually the thin one who won the battle.
Hai Daxian bowed up first, holding the fat calves that had not succeeded in the master's success, only to feel that in the blink of an eye, the calves were fat, and the pain was so painful that he grinned his teeth, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
The dry corpse didn't look at the self-inflicted guy next to him, but he could only spit out one word lightly: "Say!"
Hai Da was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed, although there was only one word, but it was of great significance, how could he miss such an opportunity, and hurriedly said his original intention, and said: "Dry corpse, let me ask you! Where did you learn the trick you used to deal with the hanging bald donkey last night, and why haven't I seen it before?"
The dried corpse was silent again.
Hai Daxian was not discouraged, and then asked, "Can you teach me?"
"Get out!" the corpse spat out a word, categorically.
Hai Daxian was full of smiles, but he still didn't give up, and flattered: "It's not that I teach it now, the little dolls who haven't grown all the hair in the righteous path are as annoying as flies, and they can't be driven away, and they can't be killed, so I mean that when I have a chance in the future, you can teach me again, you also know, I'm a stupid person, except for the skills in bed, other things are as difficult to learn as turning over, otherwise I won't always be scolded by my son." ”
The dry corpse exhaled heavily, as if impatient, and then his face became gloomy, more and more like a demon. conAd2();
Since Hai Daxian was able to become one of the four demon envoys of the Heavenly Demon Gate, in addition to cultivating to be extraordinary, his emotional intelligence must not be lost, when he saw the angry face of the dry corpse, where did he dare to continue the original topic, the conversation changed and said, "I don't know if the son has successfully broken out?"
When the dry corpse heard this, his expression was obviously stunned for a moment, and his anger couldn't help but disappear mostly.
Seeing this, Haida secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, twenty years have passed, and he still can't adapt to the stuffy gourd next to him, he can't see through it, and he can't guess it.
Of course, he also knew that not only him, but also more than a thousand people in the entire Heavenly Demon Sect, and not necessarily a few people could peek into the heart of the dried corpse, just like its origin, there was no trace to be found.
Hai Daxian stretched his hands behind his head, lay down, looked at the night sky like a corpse, and muttered to himself: "But with the fox girl here, we don't have to worry about the safety of the child." ”
As soon as the words fell, he lost interest in continuing to speak and closed his eyes.
"Rustling ......"
Suddenly, there was a rustle of bamboo leaves rubbing, which became denser and louder, breaking the silence near the small ditch.
Hai Daxian's eyes, which had just closed, immediately opened them again, listening to the gradually approaching "rustle" sound, instead of a trace of panic, he showed an evil smile.
"Alas, it was finally discovered. Hai Daxian sighed, but his face was actually happy and carefree.
Then he tilted his head and looked at the dry corpse beside him who seemed to be nothing, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, let's have a game to see who can kill half of the righteous path imps in the shortest possible time, as for the remaining ones, we should be merciful and spare their lives, and let them go back to find more imps, what do you think?"
"Kill it all!" the dry corpse said coldly, and wanted to get up as he spoke.
"Oops!"
Hai Daxian hurriedly stopped, stopped the dry corpse that had already sat up straight, smiled dumbly, shook his head and said: "Are you this guy heartless? Why are you so ruthless? Forget it, I won't bother you, let's come in person! There is a girl in here who looks like a fairy, be careful of being hurt by your heartless, loveless guy, after all, you still need to use her body to store the elixir and jade dew that has nowhere to be placed under Lao Tzu's crotch!"
At this moment, a woman's shouting rang out in the air.
"Demon Dao Demon, you have been surrounded, quickly show up and die. ”
Hai Daxian smiled obscenely, patted the shoulder of the dry corpse, and said: "Listen, it's this girl, and Lao Tzu can't hold it just by her voice." ”
"Get out!" the corpse shouted angrily.
Hai Daxian's face shook with fat, he didn't say much, got up and jumped out of the small dry ditch, but when his fat body hit the ground, the ground trembled slightly. conAd3();
"Fence it off, don't let this demon run away again. The woman's voice sounded again.
Hai Daxian didn't look at the twenty or thirty people surrounding him at all, his eyes only stayed on a woman in red in front of him, his eyes were hooked, and his eyeballs were about to pop out.
I saw that the woman in red was extremely beautiful, with a pure and pretty face and fair and smooth skin, which made people can't help but want to kiss Fangze, and at the same time, a red dress was tightly wrapped around her delicate and bewitching body, just right, ** compelling.
And at this time, she had a jade face and frost, holding a white mangxian sword, in a graceful manner, majestic, and it was Cheng Caihong, a disciple of Taiqingmen Pagoda Peak.
Hai Daxian couldn't resist the temptation from beauty at all, and swallowed his saliva wildly.
Since the last time in Lucheng, he was forced to return to the Heavenly Demon Gate, these few months of pure heart and few desires have passed, but he has been suffocated, and now the sow is stunning in his eyes, not to mention that it is a genuine, beautiful woman!
Cheng Caihong looked at the undisguised obscene gaze in front of her, how could she not understand what the other party was thinking, and suddenly became angry.
"Demon Dao demons, shameless thieves, take your life!"
Cheng Caihong shouted, clenched the dazzling narrow fairy sword in his hand, and Huo Ran stepped out.
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