My wife?

I do.

But I can't afford to serve this "wife".

Zhang Ye smiled perfunctorily at the people outside the door: "No, I'm not married yet, but it's a friend of mine, who came to my house for a while and wanted to find two books to read." ”

The queen turned her back to them and didn't say a word.

The female editor looked at the back of her head very strangely, even if she was an ordinary friend, there was a guest here, and everyone was about to enter the house, why didn't she get up and come over? She didn't even turn her head? What is the situation? Why is it so weird? The female editor politely said to the woman who couldn't see her face, "Hello, sister." Looking at the other party's dress and hairstyle with his hair coiled, he can probably know how old Lu Dao is, he must be older than her, and Teacher Zhang Ye has a good reputation, so it must be right to call him a friend "sister".

The woman reading the book hummed softly in her mouth, and there was no more movement.

The female editor scratched her hair in embarrassment and said to Zhang Ye: "Uh, we ...... Isn't it the right time?"

Zhang Ye could only make things up: "No, she's ...... She just had a fight with me, and she's not in a very good mood, don't mind, I'm sorry. ”

Quarrel?

Aren't they ordinary friends? What kind of quarrel?

The female editor said in her heart that it was really your girlfriend!

Zhang Luye, another male editor, also felt weird, blinked his eyes, and said to Zhang Ye: "Teacher Zhang, I brought you the book, where do you put it?"

Thick stack, also in a box.

Zhang Ye said unexpectedly: "There are so many copies, there must be twenty copies, right?"

Zhang Lu said with a smile: "Thirty copies, all of which were printed first, have not been printed in batches yet." ”

The male editor with the box looked inside the room, "Where are the things? ”

Zhang Ye hurriedly blocked the door, "No need, I can trust you, there must be no problem." ”

"Let's take a look, in case there is a typographic error or typo, it will affect word-of-mouth and sales. Zhang Lu suggested.

The male editor had already entered the room, "Then I'll put it on the ground first, whew, it's quite heavy." ”

Seeing this, Zhang Ye also frequently looked back to check Zhang Yuanqi's position, "This ......"

But Zhang Lu and the female editor also entered the door later, and closed the door for him with his backhand, Zhang Ye can't leave even if he wants to bomb people now, and there is no reason!

Oh no!

It's going to be exposed!

"Let's ...... Where are you sitting?" asked Zhang Lu.

Zhang Ye wiped his sweat, "Sit on the bed, sit casually." ”

The diva who is reading is facing the corner, and if she sits on the bed, she can't see her face, at most she can see a very oblique side face.

The female editor squatted on the ground to unpack the box, took out a few books, and gave Zhang Ye a copy first, "Take a look." Then he turned his head to the side and politely said to the woman with a particularly beautiful background: "Sister, you are also ......"

Before she could finish speaking, the beautiful woman said coldly, "No. ”

The female editor choked back and coughed, "That's fine." "It's really a quarrel between the two of them? And it seems that the quarrel is very fierce, so faceless?

Zhang Ye also felt that his face was not good-looking, "Then who, people give you books." He knew that this was the original bad character of the queen of heaven, but even if your personality is like this, even if you don't want to turn your face around, then you can't talk like this, where can you put this face, buddy! So Zhang Ye turned the book in the female editor's hand, walked over, and stuffed it into Zhang Yuanqi's hand, "You can also help me take a look, is there a typo." ”

There was no echo from the diva.

Zhang Ye hurriedly said, "You sit, I'll make you tea." ”

"No need Teacher Zhang, we can't stay, you can take a look at the anthology first, if it's okay, it's decided, and we won't disturb your rest." The male editor smiled ambiguously.

Do we rest?

Rest a fart!

Zhang Ye is also difficult to argue, open this "Zhang Ye Anthology", the cover is very simple, the more elegant conventional system, open the left side of the first page, Zhang Ye's age and resume are written on the page, and the first page on the right is the preface, life is like the gorgeous summer flowers, and death is like the quiet beauty of autumn leaves.

Flip back.

One page of poems, one page of illustrations, plus one or two pages of notes.

After going through it all, Zhang Ye nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, I've seen it, no problem." ”

Generally, when books are published, it is the author who is stammering with the publishing house, and he should be in a hurry to beg the publishing house, but at the level of Zhang Ye, it is already the publishing house begging him, otherwise the average author, where can the editor of the publishing house come to the door with his subordinates to deliver the book in person. Zhang Ye's poems have been disseminated and clicked on the Internet, not to mention, he has repeatedly created miracles, any of his works is millions of hits, thousands of retweets and thousands of comments on Weibo, plus Zhang Ye's "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" and the accumulation of millions of sales of fairy tales, Zhang Ye is already a best-selling author in the publishing circle, not to mention that he was also a host of radio and television stations, and in Beijing, his fame is also there, the number of fans may not be so outrageous, but Zhang Ye has many hardcore fans, one person buys a copy, and their publishing house will not lose money. Therefore, in terms of publishing, the publishing house has always been very polite to Zhang Ye.

Zhang Lu got up, shook hands with Zhang Ye with a smile, "Okay, the first version is knocked down like this, tomorrow I will urge the printing factory to hurry up." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Happy cooperation. ”

"It was a pleasure to work with. Zhang Lu said.

The female editor said: "Teacher Zhang, then let's go back." ”

"I'll send you off. Zhang Ye found a coat to put on.

"No, no, no. The male editor said: "You're tired of making annotations these days, I guess you haven't slept much, and the editor-in-chief Zhang's car is downstairs, don't come out." ”

The female editor laughed and said, "Yes, you should accompany your sister-in-law." ”

Sister-in-law?

Who is my sister-in-law!

Zhang Ye fainted: "That's really my friend, ordinary friend, you misunderstood." ”

The female editor smiled and said nothing, and then opened the door and left with Zhang Lu.

Zhang Ye symbolically sent them into the aisle.

At this time, I heard Zhang Lu also smile, patted Zhang Ye on the shoulder and said: "Okay, hurry up and coax your object to go, your object is not small, just like my wife, my wife is too, start a fire and don't care about anything, don't give me face at all, as a person who has come over, I have to teach you a few tricks, women, you have to coax, we have to bow our heads when we should bow our heads, she will be angry, and you will stare at her again when you turn around." ”

Zhang Ye: "......"

I also want to explain two sentences, the person has already taken the elevator downstairs.

turned around and went back, and when he saw that Zhang Yuanqi in the room was still in that posture, he looked at the book quietly and didn't look back.

Zhang Ye looked at her for a while, smacked his lips in his heart, hum, this Zhang Yuanqi has too many stinky problems on his body.

First, she is two-faced!

Second, she has a bad personality!

Third, she has a low ability to live!

Fourth, she never thinks about other people's feelings!

And so on and so forth, the disadvantages are simply too many to count!

As for the advantages, there is such one: she is beautiful.

And then do you need to ask? yes, no more need, and then ...... The previous shortcomings don't really matter anymore!