Chapter 16: my uncle
"Do you think that if you scream, we will run away in fright? Get out of the way, don't hinder the uncle from doing things here, or you'll be in the coffin this year! ”
Even Gu Chengxue, who was crushed under him, hurriedly shouted: "Uncle, run, go to the police, the two of them are not something you can deal with!" ”
"Run?" Hehe, Lao Tzu didn't know how to write running words since he was a child.
Gu Chengxue: ......
Two thieves: ......
The corners of his mouth twitched, this uncle 4843, Gu Chengxue was desperate, she thought she would meet a young and handsome hero, who would have thought... Alas!
Loosening his muscles, a crackling sound echoed in the alley.
"Hehe" Since you look down on my old man, do you dare to let me punch him? ”
He smiled and sighed, looked up to the sky and sighed: "You said that I am eighty years old, why do you have to force me to pretend to be forced?" The two of you, you have wasted your hands, and today's incident is written off. ”
"Which dead old man from a mental hospital? Looking for death, isn't it? One of the thieves got up and kicked Cui Qian's lower abdomen.
That strength, if it was really an eighty-year-old man, he might really be kicked to death.
Cui Qian touched his nose, smiled mysteriously, and shot out a few rays of true qi in his hand, swishing into the thief's acupoint.
When he was about to kick Cui Qian's body, the thief was so frightened that his body couldn't move.
"I'm going to test the power of this true qi." Cui Qian muttered with a smile.
Cui Qian sealed this person's acupoint with his true qi, and this person was funny as if time had stopped, and he couldn't move if he kept a single movement.
Seeing this, the other thief couldn't care about holding down the beauty under him, and waved his fist at Cui Qian to attack and.
"Dare to come? Don't you see what he looks like? Cui Qian sneered, and three more true qi flew out of thin air, piercing into the thief's acupoint and sealing his acupoint.
Both of them comically froze in place, Cui Qian forced his true anger back without hurry, picked up the wallet on the ground and returned it to Gu Chengxue.
"Thank you, old man." Gu Chengxue said gratefully, but while grateful, she always felt that this old man was a little familiar.
Ignoring Gu Chengxue, Cui Qian walked up to the two of them and said with a smile: "I just said that if you waste your hands, you can not blame this account in the past, but now, I'm sorry!" ”
"Nima, who knew that you old man was so fierce..."Of course, they didn't dare to say this, thinking of the strange scene just now, the two couldn't help but shudder, "It can't be a ghost, right?" ”
Immediately, the two thieves hugged Cui Qian's thigh, "Uncle, I know it's wrong, spare me, don't dare to woo again~~" This crying is a miserable, I don't know who I think is crying.
The two who were too lazy to take care of the crying at their feet lifted their feet, and with a bang, the two flew upside down in the trash can 3 meters away and did not move.
my uncle...
He shook his head and said to Gu Chengxue with a smile: "With this ability, you dare to be arrogant in front of me Li Bai?" ”
Suddenly, Gu Chengxue's face was weird→_→: "Uncle, thank you, if it weren't for you, maybe I might be today..."