Hello everyone, my name is Ye Tianlong.

As for how to write it, let me tell you, Ye Tianlong's Ye, Ye Tianlong's Tian, Ye Tianlong's dragon, do you remember my name?

Well, please read it to me.

Ye Tianlong's leaf, Ye Tianlong's Tianlong's Tian, Ye Tianlong's dragon.

I am 16 years old this year, I have a different life from other people's children, I am an orphan, I was adopted by an old woman who was scavenging waste since I was a child.

I like to read novels, but I don't have the money to watch pirated copies, I have a big dream, that is, to let everyone know who I am Ye Tianlong, but I am ugly, and everyone doesn't like me.

Life has been 300 years, but I have been 16 years, where is my experience.

"Ye Tianlong, you rabbit cub, what are you doing in the toilet, don't let the old lady come out, the old lady wants to, give you another thirty seconds, don't come out again, the old lady pulls you out. ”

I squatted on the pit and reluctantly put away my most precious things, a small mirror and a delicate wooden comb.

Why is God so unfair, why do I, Ye Tianlong, such a handsome young man, on the pit.

Of course, this is just my temporary complaint, the person who knows the times is Junjie, the old woman must be constipated again, if I don't come out, this old woman will definitely pull the out of my mouth.

I opened the door.

The old woman gave me a sideways look.

I'm panicking, I'm afraid I won't have anything to eat tonight.

"Ye Tianlong, bring the sanitary napkin to the old lady, the old lady's relatives are here. The old woman slammed the door shut.

Reluctantly, I went back to the small, cramped room, which was an old house, and in the suburbs, the old woman had always paid equal compensation for the demolition, but I knew it was impossible.

Because she has been waiting for forty years, and the old woman only has a few years to live at most, and the money for the demolition is still mine at that time.

Come to think of it. I couldn't help but laugh.

When I get the compensation, I, Ye Tianlong, will definitely be awesome.

As long as I get the compensation, I, Ye Tianlong, must go to the city to buy the most luxurious Phoenix brand bicycle, eat the most luxurious breakfast, and add oil to soy milk.

"Ye Tianlong, do you want to die, what about the old lady's sanitary napkins, the old lady is bleeding now, if you stain the old lady's new clothes, I will let you lick the old lady clean. ”

I've been in YY, and when I heard this, my mouth trembled with fright.

The nightmare of three years ago followed. At that time, it was also because it was too slow, the old woman's clothes were dirty, and it took a night to lick all the relatives on the clothes.

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

Reluctantly, I grabbed the sanitary napkin and trotted over.

"Smack....... ”

It hurts.

I touched my head, a bubble appeared, my tears couldn't help but want to stay, when I held back, who am I, I am the big demon Ye Tianlong, I won't cry, this little pain is nothing.

But when I saw the things around me, I was completely confused.

This thing......

Isn't it my wife's favorite Chanel LV bra?

It's over, it's over.......

This was bought by the old woman from the stall for ten dollars.

"Ye Tianlong, you want to die, don't send me a ....... The old woman's voice came again.

But the sound was so terrifying to my ears.

No, I want to be calm, at this moment, I feel that Long Aotian is possessed, and I am not afraid of heaven and earth.

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

I said hurriedly, and the old woman also opened the door, and a pungent smell came to my nose, with a salted fish smell in the smell, and I forgot what I had just done.

Quickly handed over the things, and I stood outside silently. Waiting for the old woman to come out.

Life or death, the choice is yours.

Unconsciously, I thought of this sentence.

I looked around at the scrap, 502 glue, stuck to her, no, damaged mechanical pencil, this is not good, the nib is gone, it definitely can't be poked.

What to do, I feel that at this moment, my IQ is not enough.

But maybe God sees me pitiful, and a black thing appeared in my eyes.

Is that...... A large black kitchen knife rusted.

I know, this is something that is often widely used on TV, exciting brand kitchen knives, and I have them all over the world in my hand.

Before I knew it, I picked up the kitchen knife.

At this moment, I felt that my combat power soared instantly, and even broke through to the level of Super Saiyan 4.

If this knife continues, maybe the old woman will disappear completely before my eyes, and her family property will be mine.

Two pounds of waste newspapers, 100 cans, a black-and-white TV, and a grass house covering an area of 20 square meters, I actually felt a trace of excitement when I thought about it.

Maybe I'm really like others say, at this moment, I can go to the pinnacle of my life and marry Bai Fumei.

"Smack....... ”

Just when I was fantasizing, I smelled a murderous aura, yes, it was a murderous aura, although I, Ye Tianlong, didn't know much, but I was very familiar with this aura.

When I saw the tall and fat body in front of me, I was scared, and my legs were shaking.

"Old ...... Old lady....... I was so frightened that I couldn't hold my mouth and shouted out the most hated sentence of the old woman's life.

"Smack....... ”

My handsome face withstood the heavy blow of the old woman's delicate hand.

"Okay, you Ye Tianlong, I will raise you, give you food, give you peace, lick you, you not only scolded me for being such a beautiful woman for being an old woman but also soiled my brand-name bra, I think you are tired of it. My wife shouted at her moving throat, and then she slapped me even more. "Why, take a kitchen knife, I want to be a hero in front of the old lady, and see if the old lady doesn't kill you today. ”

I was scared, I threw out the kitchen knife in my hand, at this moment, what Ye Tianlong, what Long Aotian, I left it behind, I just want to hope that the old woman can finish the fight soon.

It was five o'clock until seven o'clock, and the old woman finally stopped.

The house has also become a mess.

And I curled up on the ground, Jay's signed nunchucks, and Zhao Ritian's exclusive weapon, the Great Demon God, were scattered around me one by one.

In fact, I have always believed that I am the most awesome person, because these artifacts have hit me thousands of times, but they have not caused me any harm.

I think this is also God's love for me, right? It's just that I suffer from my handsome face.

I looked at one of the lenses next to me, and I didn't seem to know him.

……

"Ye Tianlong, don't pretend to be dead for the old lady, get up for me, wash the bra for the old lady, otherwise the old lady will pick your skin." ”

I nodded in fear, and I breathed a sigh of relief as I watched the old woman leave. Fortunately, I have a body that is not bad, I am very grateful to God, but I also hate God, why not give me King Kong is not bad and handsome.