Chapter 1: Falling from the Sky
"I have to go!"
"Lao Xing!"
"I am on official duty, and I care about the people. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Listen to me. β
"Don't say anything, it's come to this, let's settle our destiny. β
I saw a middle-aged man in a tie and a young woman in a thorn hairpin cloth skirt pulling out of the inn, and there was a handsome and dashing trotting hall at the door watching the excitement.
"You go, I'll die for you!"
Xing Zhutou sighed: "Hey, shopkeeper Tong, why are you so troubled?"
The woman tightened the arm in her hand, "Don't be bitter, I can't keep your heart, but I also want to keep your people!"
"What if people can't keep it?"
Hearing such "ruthless" words, Shopkeeper Tong shook Xing Zhutou's arm, and then said with a straight face: "Then please settle the wine money for the first two months!
Under the order of the shopkeeper, an abacus was passed out of the inn, and finally Lao Bai flew up and sent it to the proprietress safely.
"Fenjiu is seven taels, seven eight fifty-six..."
"Shopkeeper Tong, let's have to be reasonable. β
"Why are you unreasonable?"
"The male and female are so fierce, the whole Seven Heroes Town is in a loud voice, everyone is in danger, I am a nine-grade shirt to catch the head, I can't just protect your family, right?"
"That's right. β
Seeing the shopkeeper's loose mouth, Lao Xing's heart was relieved, and he smiled: "That's right." β
But before he could turn around, the shopkeeper's abacus crackled again:
"Fenjiu is seven taels, seven eight fifty-six...."
"Alright, alright, you're still done, that's almost!"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. β
Xing Zhutou was relieved, patted the proprietress on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Do you know what's wrong?"
The proprietress twisted her shoulders, got rid of Lao Xing's "salty pig hand", and sneered: "The fault is that my daughter is seven taels, Fenjiu is eight taels, eight eight sixty-four, seven nine sixty-three, and more..."
Lao Xing saw that he couldn't rely on it, so he had to deceive:
"Murderous!"
"Huh?!"
The people inside and outside the house were so frightened that they hugged their heads and ran around, especially the proprietress a weak woman, who fell directly into Lao Xing's arms.
"Male and female, love the house!" Then Lao Xing began to point blindly towards the roof: "Where is it! It's there again! It's there!" Finally, Lao Xing directly drew his saber and shouted: "Where is the thief running!"
Seeing that everyone in the inn was frightened by him, he didn't run at this time, let alone when, Lao Xing directly turned into a man like the wind and galloped away.
The proprietress is very shrewd, and in a blink of an eye, she guessed that Lao Xing was tricking her, but since ancient times, the people did not fight with officials, and Lao Xing was also competent, but he just liked to make a little cheap, and when he was tight, he also liked to drag the bill, but he never owed the debt, so he went with him.
The shopkeeper's long sleeves flicked: "Now the meeting is open!"
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"Recently, the wind in the town has been very tight, and the law and order are very poor, in case someone asks about the people and things of our Tongfu Inn, don't expose it. β
"No, no. Sitting at the bottom, a fat and a thin big mouth and Xiucai replied again and again.
"Won't it be anything? Just the courage of the two of you, if you are afraid, you will definitely say that you will spit out, and you must listen to the shopkeeper, and your mouth must be strict!" Bai Zhantang, the only one who broke through the rivers and lakes, said.
"Yes, yes, yes..."
The shopkeeper sighed: "You said that we are in town, why are these two demons here?"
Lao Bai raised his sword eyebrows, "You mean both male and female, right?"
"What?"
"It's just a man and a woman, two fools!" a crisp child's voice broke the tense atmosphere in the room.
The shopkeeper hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth, "Xiaobei, what are you talking nonsense, don't die!"
Who knew that Bai Zhantang waved his hand, and said angrily: "No, two little thieves, I wanted to break into the rivers and lakes for a while..."
Boom!
"Oops, Mom!"
With a snort, Lao Bai took Xiao Beizha to the bottom of the table; Lu Xiucai squatted on the counter with his head in his hands, trembling; Li Dazui was so big that he couldn't get under the table for a while, leaving his big ass half pulled outside; only the shopkeeper Tong was calm and relaxed, as stable as a mountain.
Meow~~Meow~~
"A cat scares you like this, come out, come out, big mouth, don't pout. β
A group of people crawled out trembling and then began to taunt each other on the table:
"Lao Bai, how dare you run a vigil?"
"Go, what are you doing as a cook?"
"This is not true, the son once said..."
"Go!" Γ4.
Hey, it's always Xiucai who gets hurt.
"Alright, alright, don't make any fuss. I can tell you that our town has been terrified and terrified lately..."
At the same time, on the roof of the Tongfu Inn, Miss Guo and Xiaoqing were already ready to start stepping on it.
β... The Zhao family girl in Zuojiazhuang, what a good person, but she is a little ugly. Finally got married, so excited that tears filled my eyes, and I was crying, both male and female fell from the sky, and they beat the groom violently, and said while beating back, we are doing the right thing for heaven. β
Lao Bai then said: "After that, the groom never showed up again, and the girl of the Zhao family cried every day, cried every day, and cried so much that her eyes were almost blind." β
The shopkeeper said: "Third Uncle Ge on the Xiliang River, what a good person, as long as he doesn't fish, he will go to the ferry, and he won't charge money for sending people across the river." On that day, a boatload of people was loaded, and both male and female fell from the sky, punching and kicking them, and saying that they were doing the right thing for heaven!"
"When the road was done, the boat was scuttled, and after that, if you wanted to cross the river, you had to walk another fifty miles. β
"That's not all, the merchant of Balizhuang, the hunter of Heifengling..."
"The locksmith of Baishiqiao, the woodcutter of Weigong Village..."
"As long as it is a good person, if it is touched by them, it will not escape. β
Lao Bai and the shopkeeper sang and harmonized, shaking off the "glorious deeds" of both male and female, which frightened the rest of the people.
Lu Xiucai touched the goosebumps on his arm, "The more you talk about it, the more crazy it gets, shopkeeper, why don't we light the lantern at the door?"
The shopkeeper Tong is brave and strategic, and he has already prepared countermeasures. "No, I didn't light the lights in the first place to create a false impression for them: there is no one in our store, or to scare them, we are a black shop. β
However, the shopkeeper Tong didn't know that this time she was cocooning herself, because the male and female were really eyeing them.
Bang bang bang!
"Anyone?"
Lao Bai: "Who?"
"Me. β
"Who am I?"
"How do I know who you are, open the door!"
"Oh mom, he doesn't know who I am?"
β.....β
"Overwhelming!"
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
"Ahh
β....β
Early the next morning, Xiaoqing slammed the door.
With a squeak, the shopkeeper opened the door.
"Who is the girl looking for?"
Xiaoqing held a sword in his hand and smacked around the store, "Where's my young lady?"
"Who's your young lady?"
"You don't know. Saying that, Xiaoqing was about to run to the backyard, but the shopkeeper hurriedly blocked her.
At this time, Big Mouth came in from the backyard, "Shopkeeper, that kid was half dead last night." Do you want to feed me some water?"
Xiaoqing slapped the table, "It's really a black shop!" and then directly drew his sword and grabbed the shopkeeper.
"Save meβ"
Hearing the little lover's call for help, Bai Zhantang directly escorted Guo Furong out.
β.....β
"You let go of our young lady!"
"You let go of our shopkeeper!"
"You let go of our family Fleur!"
"You let go of our family Xiangyu!"
"You let go of our family's flower-like Guo Furong!"
"You let go of Tong Xiangyu, who has all kinds of customs in our family!"
Just when Lao Bai and Xiaoqing were shouting at each other, a figure fell from the sky and smashed directly through the roof of the lobby.