Chapter 127: The Hokage kneels and begs to be his junior brother
On a good day, Amber's shop finally welcomed its first customer today, although this product was a little fat, the garlic nose with thick pores and thick lips seemed to be very obscene, and there was a strong smell of cheap perfume on his body, which was a little pungent.
"Uh, that welcome, what's the need?" Amber twitched at the corner of her eye, barely squeezing out a smile.
I didn't expect the first one to come to the door to have such virtue, shouldn't this product just finish doing great health care?" Amber thought to herself.
"Hey, boss, I want to ...... I want to customize a special ninja tool. The lewd fat man rubbed his hands and leaned closer to Amber and whispered.
"Custom-made ninja equipment, please show your ninja ID first. Amber moved to the side and said, "Ninja equipment is not allowed to be sold to civilians.
"Yes, I'm a ninja. The obscene fat man fumbled and pulled out a crumpled and stained card.
After looking at it, Amber asked suspiciously, "Yang Ninja Village Ninja, then what kind of ninja equipment do you want to customize?"
"That's it...... It's ......" The obscene fat man twisted, and it took a long time before he blushed and said: "After entering the chakra, can you ...... Shocking, shaking, false...... That, you know. ”
“……”
Ten seconds later
"Boom!" a ball of flesh flew out of Amber's shop and slammed into the opposite wall, spiderweb-like cracks scattering in all directions.
"Phew, think I'm a sex shop here!'s bad morning!" Amber clapped her hands with a dark face, and turned to go into the store to wash her hands and get rid of the bad luck.
As soon as she turned around, Amber was stunned, only to see a familiar teenager standing next to the door of the store, with blonde hair, beautiful blue pupils, and a faint slender beard on his face, wearing a white T-shirt and blue shorts.
The young man was holding a paint-stained brush in his left hand and a paint bucket in his right hand, trembling as he stared at the dead fat man who couldn't be buttoned off the wall not far away, and behind him, the half-painted grimace on the wall next to the store door was still dripping with paint.
Seeing Amber find him, the boy shuddered, his face was covered with sweat pouring down, his throat kept swallowing, and his slowly moving feet suddenly froze.
"It's you?!" Amber glared and yelled at the boy.
"Help!" the boy was startled, threw the brush and paint bucket at Amber, turned and ran away.
The paint bucket and brush were as close as they were to a meter away from Amber, as if they had hit a transparent wall, and the blue paint suddenly scattered in all directions, sticking to the transparent wall and quickly sliding down, revealing Amber's sneer.
"Do you want to run away if you do something bad?" Amber stretched out her right hand, and a black chain shot out rapidly, instantly entangled the boy who had not run far, and then threw it back, the boy screamed and flew back, and lay down in front of Amber with a "bang", and fell into a mess.
Reaching out to pick up the boy, Amber entered the store with a smile and threw him to the ground.
"Say, aren't you the one who has been painting poop on the wall of my shop these days?!" Amber said with a cold face and her hands on her hips.
"Hmph!" the boy turned his head away, pouting stiffly and not speaking.
"Shout, you're still so arrogant when you've done something bad?" Amber said with a glare.
"Huh~~~" The boy stuck out his tongue and grimaced.
"Good fellow! Looks like I'm going to have to get serious!" Amber twitched out of her eyes, and with a stretch of her right hand, three chains instantly lifted the boy, one of them took off the boy's shoes, and the other grabbed a feather from the wall and slowly stirred up the center of the boy's feet.
"Poof!" the boy shuddered, almost laughed, convulsed and writhed, and soon his face was flushed, and he struggled frantically.
"It's tough.,It's called a man who lasts for a hundred seconds.,Increase a level every ten seconds.,Come on~~~" Amber smiled evilly and sped up the speed of the feather flirtation.
"Poofhahaha!! I'm hahaha!Wronghahahaha!Haha!I'm so wrongHahahaha!Hahahaha!" The young man suddenly couldn't help it, and laughed with pain and begging for mercy.
"Really wrong?"
"Really hahahahaha! really wrong hahaha!" the boy nodded desperately, tears streaming down his face.
"Alas, it's a shame that I didn't hold out for even twenty seconds. Amber shook her head regretfully, and with a wave of her hand, the chain disappeared suddenly, and the young man in mid-air suddenly fell to the ground, gasping for breath, and his body twitched twice from time to time.
It took a long time for the young man to recover and sit up with a frightened face.
Amber threw the bucket and towel in front of the boy and said, "If you know you're wrong, you'll be punished, and clean up the paint on the walls and the roller shutter for me!"
"Hmph, don't do it!" said the young man, turning his head.
"Huh?!" Amber glared, and three chains popped up again.
"I'm going now!" the boy shuddered, quickly picked up the bucket and began to scrub the wall vigorously.
"That's right. Amber nodded with satisfaction and said, "Also, if you dare to run away, I don't mind letting you try a little game of a hundred shots if it's a man~~~"
The young man trembled, and immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely wipe it clean!"
Time flew by, the sun gradually moved to the west, and the hazy twilight spilled in from outside the village, and the shadows of the people were very long.
"Damn! Damn, hateful!" the boy scrubbed the wall vigorously, muttering incessantly, "It's unlucky! It's super unpleasant! Sasuke's bastard! And the bastard in the store! Hmph!
"What are you talking about?"
The sudden sound from behind startled the boy.
"I didn't ...... Didn't say anything. The boy stammered with a smile that was worse than crying.
"Yes. Amber rubbed her eyes and stretched, falling apart after a day's sleep.
"Well, it's pretty clean. Amber smiled as she looked at the shiny walls and roller shutters.
"Hmph, I promised to wipe it clean for you, and I will wipe it clean!" said the young man as he lifted his chin.
"Well, yes, that's what a man looks like. Amber nodded with a smile and said, "If you make a mistake, you must dare to take it, and you will be rewarded for doing what you say, I will invite you to eat ramen." ”
"Really ???!!!"
"Of course. ”
"I'll clean !! right away"
At night, Ichiraku Ramen, one large and one small, are sitting at the bar eating hot ramen.
"Hiccup, I'm full! Uncle, you're so good. The boy hiccuped, touching his bulging belly and his face full of happiness.
"Uncle?!" Amber glared and said, "Am I that old! Call me Brother Amber!"
"Oh, I see...... Ahh
"yes, what about you, what's your name?" Amber asked, smiling.
"I, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm the man who wants to be the Hokage!"
“……”
"Uncle Yile, I guess I eat this second-class kid's ramen. Amber rolled her eyes, pulled out a gold card and shook it.
"Hehe, no problem, this little guy is a regular visitor to my place. Uncle Yile said with a smile.
I haven't been here for a while, Amber and Uncle Ichiraku chatted, but little Naruto on the side stared blankly at the golden card in Amber's hand, which clearly read: Ichiraku Ramen Lifetime Free Gold Card!
"Brother Amber!" Naruto said with a serious face.
"What's wrong?"
"Please accept me as a little brother!