Soybeans 1
Someone came with a Zhejiang accent: "Do you want to run the hall here?"
"I'm sorry, let's ......" Xiao Guo, who was standing at the door, recognized Lao Bai and immediately changed his words: "Hahahaha, we are recruiting!"
The shopkeeper was very surprised: "Xiao Guo?"
"Shopkeeper, come and see for yourself, hurry, hurry!"
When the shopkeeper looked up, he was stunned, because except for the hairstyle and clothes, and the fucking accent, he was simply a clone of Lao Bai.
"Do you want to run away from the hall?"
The shopkeeper rushed over in a daze, pushing Xiao Liu next to him, and Xiao Guo kept giggling beside him.
"This is the shopkeeper? Ouch, you're so imposing. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Wang (Huang), Caotou Wang (Huang) ......"
Xiao Guo dragged Lao Bai's arm and couldn't help laughing: "Caotou is surnamed Huang, big brother." ”
"Attention, attention. Lao Bai pushed away Xiao Guo's hand, "Southerners, the Yellow King is not distinguished, this Huang is the yellow of the Yellow Doudou, the bean, the soybean is the capital of the Yellow Doudou, and my name is connected to the Yellow Doudou." ”
Hearing this unique self-introduction, Xiao Guo hugged Xiaobei and laughed.
Lao Bai unconsciously walked to the table, picked up the bowl to drink water, and suddenly realized that he couldn't do this now, so he quickly put it down, and the shopkeeper looked at the "Huang Doudou" played by Lao Bai, and he couldn't say anything on his face.
Lao Bai looked at everyone cautiously, and everyone had different expressions.
"What about Lao Bai, are you okay?" said Xiao Liu touched Lao Bai's head, but was pulled away by Wushuang, "What are you dragging me for, I have something to say." ”
Wushuang had already seen that some doorways were coming, and dragged Xiaoliu out of the door, "Rushing murderous aura, be careful of accidental injury, let's go, don't make trouble for others!"
"Go, pour the guests wine. The shopkeeper waved his hand and sent Xiao Guo away, and then motioned to Lao Bai: "Mr. Huang." ”
"That's right!"
"Where are you coming from?"
"Songjiang, Songjiang, is the Songhua River, Jiang, is the Songhua River, but not the Songhua River in the Northeast, it is the Songjiang River of Songjiang Prefecture. ”
"Hey, then don't you just say Songjiang Mansion?" Xiao Guo, who was holding a wine jug behind him, interjected.
Huang Doudou smiled and pinched his orchid finger, "Little place, I'm afraid you don't know." By the way, do you have any special requirements for recruiting people here?"
Tong Xiangyu smiled slightly: "Yes, except for you, anyone can do it." ”
"Why? What do I have to say, I can change it, I'm a good-tempered person. ”
Tong Xiangyu could basically see Lao Bai's plan, and mocked: "The country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change." ”
Huang Doudou looked puzzled: "Nature, do you know my nature?"
"Mr. Bai, ah no, Mr. Caotou Huang, do you think this is interesting?"
Seeing that Lao Bai was being harassed, Xiaobei couldn't bear it anymore, "I think it's quite interesting, take care of her, let's go, she doesn't want you, I want you, let's go!"
"Hey...... Little girl, where are you going to take me?"
"Wandering the world! This kind of ruthless and unrighteous broken place, I can't stay for a day, go!"
Lao Bai was half-pushed and half-pulled out of the door, and deliberately shouted: "Hey...... You can make it clear, I finally found this place, and I don't know the place well......"
The shopkeeper knew that these two people were making a show for him, but his heart was still tight, and he looked at Xiao Guo as if asking for help, and Xiao Guo pretended not to see it.
The shopkeeper's concern was chaotic, and finally he compromised: "Okay! You can stay." ”
As soon as the words fell, Huang Doudou and Xiaobei jumped back again, smiling.
"But there is no pay. ”
Huang Doudou's smiling face suddenly collapsed, "No salary, what am I doing here without salary? Isn't this a waste of my youth?" ”
Xiaobei hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't go, don't go, who said that there is no salary, I have fifty yuan of pocket money every month, all for you." ”
"Fifty wen? Ouch, I can't even afford a decent pair of shoes. Huang Doudou looked suspicious and shook his head again and again.
"Love or not, don't pull it down, Xiaobei, go back to the house and do your homework. Saying that, he even dragged back to the backyard with Xiaobei, "Don't worry, your sister-in-law won't let him go." ”
Tong Xiangyu didn't want him to go, nor did he let him stay comfortably. "How about it, fifty wen a month, including food and shelter, just do it, if you don't do it, forget it. ”
"I'll do the math...... Huang Doudou jumped to the counter, grabbed the abacus and fiddled with it, "Hey, okay." ”
The shopkeeper's face was a little cloudy.
"But I have a request, I only work eight hours a day, if the excess part of the salary should be calculated separately, ten yuan per hour, twenty yuan after the third watch, double the salary on holidays, if at the end of the year, I will be happier if there is a double salary. ”
"Just do as you say, come here, and show you where you live." ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Tong Xiangyu hugged a straw mat, Huang Doudou followed, and Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei probed their brains at the door to look at them.
Tong Xiangyu threw the straw mat to the donkey shed, splashing dust all over the sky, and the soybeans next to him choked and coughed.
"This place is warm in winter and cool in summer, ventilated and breathable, when you are thirsty, there is a well next to it, when you are hungry, there is a kitchen at the door, when it is cold, there is firewood over there, and when it is hot, you lie down in the yard, and the wind is swishing through the hall. The best part is that when you open your eyes at night, you can see the stars, how about it?"
Where is Huang Doudou willing to live here, he can only refuse politely: "The shopkeeper, it's good, but I'm just a little afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants." ”
The shopkeeper immediately educated him with the attitude of a passer-by: "Young people, life cannot be perfect, there are shortcomings to have the motivation to improve, work hard." Seeing that he was about to say something, the shopkeeper immediately blocked: "If it weren't for Xiaobei's face, I wouldn't have taken you in, I hope you will do it yourself." With that, he turned around and left.
Huang Doudou looked left and right, and finally began to pack up his things ruthlessly, Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei came out of the house, "Sensei, are you really going to sleep here?"
"The place personally arranged by the shopkeeper, where do you sleep if you don't sleep here?"
"Squeeze with a big mouth, or sleep in an old place, or go upstairs to find a vacant room......"
Huang Doudou looked "ignorant" and asked: "Slowly, who is the big mouth? What is the old place?"
"Wait a minute..."Xiaobei went to the kitchen to look around, and then rushed back, "Don't worry, my sister-in-law is not here!"
"Your sister-in-law...... Who is it?"
Xiao Guo was a little impatient at this time: "It's almost there, I'm busy, I don't have time to play with you!"
"What do you mean? This girl, why can't I understand a word of you?"
Mo Xiaobei and Xiao Guo bit their ears: "Sister Xiao Guo, is Big Brother Bai amnesia?"
"Don't worry, he's not having amnesia, he's in the cerebral cortex!"
"I understand this, you are scolding me, this girl, let me tell you, although I am a newcomer, I am also dignified, and the dog is in a hurry to jump off the wall, of course, I am not saying that I am a dog......"
"Stop, stop, can you change the accent back first?
"Accent...... I don't know how to speak, and I don't want to learn, although Songjiang is a small place, but the scenery is very beautiful, it doesn't matter if you discriminate against me, but you can't discriminate against my hometown, I look like a good talker, but I have a temper, it's still amazing, I'll tell you!"
Now Xiao Guo's few patience finally wore out: "It doesn't matter, you play casually, see how long you can play, you can't hold on, don't blame us for not pulling you, let's go!"