This fortune teller, fifty or sixty years old, with a shoehorn face, a beard, and a mole on the corner of his mouth, which is not much different from the image of the fortune teller on TV.

Ye Shuai had noticed him before, and he muttered in his heart: Is this guy dressed up like Mr. Noodles on TV?

Although Liang Yunshi knew that this guy must be a liar, she still took out a hundred yuan from her pocket and handed it over, saying, "Thank you, old man." But I don't believe it! You can set up a stall somewhere else!"

"Alas, I gossip every day, and the first hexagram is free, so you might as well take back the money!"

The fortune teller waved his hand and continued: "As the saying goes, there is faith, and if you don't believe, you don't! I watched the girl's red luan star move, which was a sign of great joy. However, there is a catastrophe now, if it passes, you can live without worry, if you can't get by, then ......"

At this point, he pinched his fingers and counted.

Ye Shuai smiled secretly, this old guy can really fool, he wants to see what this fortune teller can fool.

"Well...... That, although the deity doesn't want money for the first hexagram, but to solve problems for people, it is against the sky to change my life, and it will consume a lot of my natal essence blood, Miss, take a look, or will you symbolically give 120,000?"

"Poof!" Ye Shuai couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of soy milk he had just drunk, and it happened to be all sprayed on the fortune teller's face.

"Nima, this old god stick really dares to ask for it, it's one or two thousand when he opens his mouth, it's really ruthless!"

This old man was already dressed indecently, and he was sprayed like this by Ye Shuai, his face was covered with soy milk, and the white liquid was ticking down from his mustache, how obscene and obscene.

Even Liang Yunshi, who was originally a little tall, couldn't help laughing, her face revealed two sweet dimples, which were charming.

"Uh-huh...... Well squirted, squirted well!Hahaha! The little brother is really destined to be extraordinary!"

Originally, everyone thought that this fortune teller would be furious, but they didn't expect him to laugh instead of being angry, and praised Yeshuai with a sincere face.

provoked the onlookers to talk a lot, pointing and pointing:

"Isn't this old guy crazy?"

"Where did the old god stick come from, was sprayed stupidly?"

"This man didn't come out of a mental hospital!"

……

Ye Shuai was also stunned, and said secretly: This old guy can really pretend!

The old man ignored everyone's discussions, and continued without anger or complaint: "This little brother, I see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, and your bones are strange, and at first glance it is the image of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!"

Ye Shuai came back to his senses, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he smiled: "What you say next, don't you say, 'You are Hongluan Xingxing, but there is a catastrophe right now?'"

The old man smiled embarrassedly, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said, "Yes, yes, the little brother is really not a mortal!"

Ye Shuai nodded, the old god stood up, followed his example, and mysteriously pinched his fingers and said: "Hey! I have already prepared my own method of dealing with the calamity, so the old gentleman does not have to worry! However, I use the method of yin and yang to see that your face is black and blue, and the hall is dark, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster that is difficult to resolve!"

The old man was startled, so he carefully looked at Ye Shuai from top to bottom, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "Little brother, do you really understand the law of yin and yang?"

"Of course, Yin and Yang, the way of heaven and earth, the outline of all things, the parents of change, the origin of life and death, and the house of the gods. As the cloud goes: 'One yin and one yang is the way', only by understanding the way of yin and yang, can we peep into the heavens, grasp the universe, and improve the heaven and earth. ”

Ye Shuai recited a more mysterious paragraph in it.

The fortune-telling old man suddenly had a solemn face, and asked excitedly: "Little brother, do you believe in yin and yang?"

Ye Shuai looked at his excerpts and quotations, and frightened him, so he continued to pretend, and said in a light tone: "In this world, there will not be a thing for no reason. Since it exists in zài, then there must be a reason why it exists in zài. There is white and there is black, and there is day and night. Hanhai Qiankun, the vast universe, how much can people of my generation know?"

This is what Ye Shuai said in his heart, since he met B, in the past two days, a series of incredible things have happened to Ye Shuai, and if you take any one, I am afraid it will cause the shock of the earthlings, so he is really full of awe of the unknown now!

The old man listened to Ye Shuai's words, was silent for a long time, tidied up, bowed formally to Ye Shuai, and said: "The first god in the world is the first god in the world, gossip is also, don't know the name of the master?"

Ye Shuai was funny in his heart, this old man is really funny, and he is also the number one god operator in the world, which is too unreliable!

He cleared his throat and said, "Yes, Yes!"

Liang Yunshi on the side was also shocked by Ye Shuai's quotation just now, when was Ye Shuai so knowledgeable, four years of college, why didn't he find out!

However, seeing Ye Shuai looking like a little god now, she held back a smile, pulled the corner of her clothes and said, "Let's go! ”

"Don't worry, girl, I haven't asked the master for a way to eliminate calamity!"

This gossip hurriedly stopped in front and said excitedly: "Master, please give me some advice." I have indeed had something unfortunate recently, but unfortunately my generation of fortune tellers cannot calculate their own destiny if they calculate the heavens and the earth! Do you have a way to resolve it?"

Ye Shuai saw that the old man had finally returned to the topic, and said secretly, in life, who is not a little difficult, it seems that you are a fortune teller is no exception!

He nodded, and said seriously: "As the so-called heaven has the virtue of a good life, saving a person's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter."

The old gentleman's catastrophe can indeed be solved. However, to resolve this calamity, I need to change my life against the sky, which will consume my natal essence blood. Sir, take a look, why don't you give a symbolic 120,000 yuan?

Oh no, for the sake of you and me, I'll give you a 20% discount, give me 5,800, I fought this little old life, and I want to help you resolve it, how about it?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately understood.

After making trouble for a long time, this kid is also a magic stick, but he is now learning and selling, and he actually uses the words of this fortune-telling old man to repay his body in his own way!

Everyone who reacted burst into laughter.

Liang Yunshi pursed her lips and said angrily: "Yeshuai, don't tease this old gentleman! Let's leave quickly!"

Ye Shuai saw that he had already taught the old man a lesson, so he smiled and prepared to leave with Liang Yunshi.

Suddenly, the old man knelt down with a puff: "Master, no, Immortal Master, you can't go, please save me!"

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