Chapter 357: Squeeze
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Chapter 357: Squeeze
The little babies covered their mouths with their hands one by one, and no one dared to make a sound. However, the TV screen is jumping more and more vigorously, and I can't see the number at all.
"Uncle Fatty, it doesn't seem like we shouted. The second fat bird whispered to the fat man.
Of course, the fat man knew that he was just telling the little ones to be quiet. However, for the emergence of this situation, he is also a little confused, it must be because of the poor signal acceptance, but the antenna pole is high enough, does he have to cut a big red pine to stand on the top of Fangshan?
"Fat brother, why are you pulling, are you here?" The person who was holding the pole outside was in a hurry and shouted loudly.
Or have experience with big braids, go out and tell them: "Turn the pole slowly and adjust the angle of the antenna head to see." β
Suddenly, there was a short burst of cheers in the room, and then there was a sigh of relief. The fat man came out of the room: "Don't turn around, it's just the right angle just now." β
Everyone began to turn back again, and the fat man simply didn't need to look at it, and as soon as he heard the calls of the little babies in the house, he hurriedly shouted to stop. When I entered the house, I saw that the fluorescent screen really appeared again.
"That's it!" the fat man couldn't help but smash his palm with his fist.
"It doesn't seem to work yet!" the little babies stared at the screen and said, only to see that water lines began to appear on it again, fluctuating back and forth, and after a while, the little babies were lying on the kang several times, and they were all confused.
The fat man has no tricks now, and he patted his brain: "Wait until tomorrow to ask in the commune, after all, people have one that can be watched, and they are more experienced, so everyone should go back today first, and come back tomorrow." β
None of the little babies moved: "Uncle Fat, can't we listen to it?" β
The fat man's heart couldn't help but soften: No, you must get people out. So I flipped through the manual and studied it again.
The big braid also came over, and followed to check it together, and there are really solutions to the screen shaking and water ripples and other failures, which are related to the angle of acceptance and the strength of the received signal.
"It must be the reason why we are too far away from the county and the signal is weak. The big braid guessed an answer that was closer to the truth.
The fat man scratched his head, then jumped to the outhouse, grabbed the round aluminum curtain from behind the pot and ran out. This one is specially used for steaming steamed buns, with a diameter of more than half a meter.
"Bring the mast down first. The fat man gave the order, and the boys slowly held the mast and fell down. When it poured to about forty-five degrees, they couldn't hold it anymore.
The fat man hurriedly drilled to the bottom, shouldered it, and stubbornly resisted the downward momentum, and then put the mast down. The other end of the upper part has stretched out into the garden for a long time.
The fat man ran into the garden, fixed the curtain on the antenna, and then ordered the group to erect the antenna mast. At the same time, the cheers of the little babies were heard in the house.
"Alright, fix the rod first," the fat man shouted and ran into the house, only to see that the picture of the TV had become clear, and there was no other interference. Looking at those little babies again, they all stared at the fluorescent screen with wide eyes and without blinking, all of them looked stupid.
Even the car boss and Wang Sanpao were no exception, staring at the TV with their eyes: "Isn't this thing just a small movie, you can watch a movie while sitting on the kang, tsk-tut-that-this is enjoyment!"
and the Maomao brothers, who also sat on their own small benches, watched TV decently, and no longer looked around.
The big pigtail pulls the fat man: "Let's eat first, there will definitely be more people in a while!"
The fat man looked in the room, the kang was full, and there was basically no place to put the table, and there was a TV on the side standing, so he simply dealt with it on the pot table in the outhouse.
While eating, a group of old ladies came in outside, and when they entered the door, they shouted: "Fatty, we're all watching TV!"
The fat man took a look, good guys, all of them came with small benches, and hurriedly let them into the house, and then brought over half of the fried melon seeds in a bag and put them on the ground.
After these women entered the house, they immediately shut their mouths, and automatically made two rows on the ground, and looked at the flower fairy with great interest, so that the fat man couldn't hold back his laughter, this is a cartoon.
The young man outside finally fixed the mast and rushed in in a hurry, and saw that the ground was basically full, and those old ladies couldn't afford to provoke them, so they went straight to the edge of the kang, dragged those little babies into their arms, and hugged them to see. However, the rows of little babies in the back immediately had an opinion: "We can't see it." β
Li Suozi didn't look back: "Stand up, the small one stands in front, the big one stands behind, and it saves space." β
The little babies, whether they sit on the ticket or stand the ticket, can see it, and soon, there are three neat lines standing on the kang.
As soon as the fat man saw that he had vacated some space, he was about to go over and sit for a while, when he saw the door open, and Li Wuye and Grandpa Wang walked in: "Fatty, I heard that you bought a TV, let's take a look." β
When the two old lady-level figures arrived, even Wang Sanpao and the car boss stood up and gave the kang head to the two old men.
At this time, it was already seven o'clock in the evening, and the news broadcast began. The fat man looked at the host a little familiar, and finally recognized it after watching it for a long time, isn't that Zhao Zhongxiang, so young.
At that time, when the news was broadcast, there was still a long wooden table in front of it, because it was a black and white TV, so it was impossible to see what color it was, and there was a microphone on it, and the background behind it was still the same old silk cloth, twisted into folds and folds, a bit like a curtain on the stage.
"This is good, I used to only listen to the news in the electric box, but now I can watch it. Li Wuye finally discovered the benefits of TV and praised it.
"**!" The little babies shouted in unison again, and it was the **square that flashed on the screen just now, for these mountain babies, they just saw the sacred place ** from the pictures.
Before the news broadcast was over, the house was full. The young men on the edge of the kang were also squeezed onto the kang by a group of forty or fifty-year-old men, and they were treated with the little babies and started standing tickets. But it was more difficult for them, and they didn't dare to straighten their waists, otherwise, their heads would be covered.
Even the strong bodies of Ben Ben and Dudu were squeezed into the outhouse, and the hairy old brother had nowhere to stay, so he had to jump on top of the quilt.
It's better to be ugly, don't join in the excitement, and go into the warehouse early with the flower-faced fox to recuperate.
As there were more and more people, the first row was basically level with the TV, and they all had to bend back to watch. And those little babies have been held in their arms, and the house is like hitting a bean bag, and there is no place to put their feet.
The fat man was able to stand in the house for a while at first, but now he has long since given up his place to someone else, and is in the outhouse with Clumsy. After a while, the big braid and the little flower were also squeezed out, and only Qiqi was left holding his position.
What's even worse is that one after another, there are still people who go into the house in gangs, but they can't squeeze in at all, so they can only crane their necks at the door and look in.
And none of the spectators in the room were willing to come out, they all stared at the screen with great interest, even if there was a fire outside at the moment, it is estimated that they would not move the place.
"I'm going to pee-" A little baby covered her crotch with her hands, her legs clamped tightly, and she jumped hard, it seemed that she couldn't hold it back.
The adults lifted him up and passed him out one by one. As soon as it reached the fat man's hand, he felt that his hand was hot, and a warm current flowed out of the little baby's trouser leg. The little guy finally didn't hold back and peed his pants.
The fat man wiped two handfuls of his hands on his buttocks: "Useless thing, hurry home and change your pants!"
As soon as he finished drinking, he heard a loud bang in the room. The fat man stretched his neck to look in, only to see smoke and dust billowing on the kang, and it turned out that the adobe on the kang was trampled on.
"If this continues, it seems that our house will not be able to be saved. The fat man had a sad look on his face and scratched his head vigorously.
Li Wuye and Grandpa Wang squeezed out and coughed vigorously: "Fatty, hurry up and clear the kang to build a kangββ"
It's all from the villagers, and the fat man really can't open his mouth. At this time, I heard Wang Sanpao's voice coming from the house: "People are rippling, everyone goes out first, start to walk out from the door, let's turn the TV over and go outside to see." β
Wang Sanpao's voice was originally quite loud, but the room was full of people, and he just didn't move, and he didn't know if he was fascinated and didn't listen, or pretended not to hear.
Wang Sanpao was also anxious, stepped over from the top of the human brain, lifted the TV, and turned it one hundred and eighty degrees, so that everyone could only see the back. So the people got up and rushed to the courtyard.
Now the person standing in the outhouse is suitable, so he hurriedly ran out first, seized a favorable terrain, and watched TV through the glass, but the sound was a little inaudible.
Seeing that the house was empty, leaving only a thick layer of melon seed skin, the fat man smiled bitterly. First go to the kang and lift the kang mat, then pick out the broken billet, and find a good billet to inlay it. Fortunately, I only stepped on a piece, and I could still deal with sleeping people at night, otherwise, I am afraid that I would have to go to someone else's house to find accommodation.
Mix some mud and smear the kang face, otherwise when the stove pit is burned, it will smoke. After finishing the work, I saw the old man Mao Mao walking around behind the TV, probably wondering: There is no one behind here?
By the time the fat man arrived at the hospital, the word good night had already appeared on the TV screen, and then the whole screen became a curtain tied with silk.
The fat man finally let out a sigh of relief: "Okay, let's stop here tonight, let's come back tomorrow - by the way, tomorrow we will also install the production team's one, everyone go there and see, the production team's place is spacious." β
Just those little babies are not leaving, one by one straight necks are waiting there. Teacher Xiaohua was also so angry that she couldn't cry or laugh: "Didn't you see that you have a good night, hurry up and go home to sleep, and see who dares to be late for school tomorrow!"
The little baby reluctantly walked home, and studied it in his mouth: Do you say that Xiaopei looks quite similar to Qiqi......
Finally, there were a few people left in the family, and the fat man also followed back to the house to clean up his things, wiped the kang mat cabinet cover with a big braid, swept the floor with small flowers, and finally, the melon seed skin was enough to collect a dustpan.
The fat man looked straight and clicked his lips: "Good fellow, the fire tomorrow morning is enough to cook a meal." β