Chapter 184: A Bloody Case Caused by a Pair of Ice Skates
Seeing that the day is passing day by day, the weather is getting colder and colder, and when Chu Nan is holding a bowl of hot Hu spicy soup, Xiaobei is already ready to go to school.
At this time, the shopkeeper came down from upstairs, and Chu Nan hurriedly said hello, but unfortunately the shopkeeper was not interested in him at all, but instead stared at Mo Xiaobei: "Where are you going so early?"
Xiaobei immediately stopped, a little lacking in confidence: "Of course I went to school." ”
The shopkeeper stared at the bulging flower schoolbag and sneered: "Do you need to bring so many books to school?"
Xiaobei looked at the bag and felt a little weak, so he quickly covered it with his coat, "It's not much." ”
The shopkeeper's direct approach: "Open the schoolbag and let the forehead visit." ”
Xiaobei refused on the spot: "There's no need for that, please respect the privacy of citizens." ”
"Please respect the guardianship of your parents, count to three, and open your school bag. ”
"One, two, three, go first, sister-in-law will see you back. ”
After speaking, Xiaobei ran away, but was grabbed by the shopkeeper, and even the schoolbag was seized.
Seeing that the strap of his schoolbag was torn off, Xiaobei immediately used the topic to play: "You, Tong Xiangyu, look at the good things you have done." ”
The shopkeeper didn't eat this set: "The strap is broken, and the forehead will be sewn for you." As he spoke, he put his schoolbag directly on the table, opened it, and the shopkeeper was dumbfounded: "What is this, a mess, what does Article 32 of the family rules say?"
"It's forbidden to bring a knife to school, but it's not a knife, it's tied to a shoe. ”
Chu Nan was very curious, leaned over to take a look, and found that the two wooden boards were inlaid with blades under them, and there was a rope for fixing on the other side.
The shopkeeper didn't know what skates were, and asked, "What do you want to do with the shoes tied to them?"
Xiao Bei pulled the shopkeeper and whispered: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you, the Xiliang River is frozen, I told my classmates, let's go skating after school." ”
"Ice skating, don't you want to live, if I fall into that ice hole, who do I ask for someone?"
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, the carriage can cross the river. ”
It is a matter of life safety, and the shopkeeper will never let go: "Even if you take the train, the skate blades will be confiscated, and it will be forbidden to participate in such dangerous activities in the future." ”
Xiaobei walked to the shopkeeper's side and began to be coquettish: "Sister-in-law~~"
The shopkeeper ignored her and continued to rummage through her schoolbag, trying to find some more dangerous goods: "Come less, do you want a sister-in-law or a skate?"
Xiaobei said earnestly: "If you want your sister-in-law to have a knife, it's just this once, it's the last time." Please, sister-in-law, I made an appointment with my classmates. ”
"Which classmate? Is it that Qiu Xiaodong? If you don't read a book well, you can know how to play, and hopscotch will forget it. I haven't played yet. ”
Just when Chu Nan was watching the excitement, no one expected that Xiaobei would suddenly make a move: "Sunflower point acupuncture hand." ”
In order to complete the agreement with his classmates, he actually ordered his sister-in-law, enough for the gentlemen!
At this time, Xiao Guo, who was cleaning on the side, immediately rushed over: "Is there a mistake, Mo Xiaobei, you don't want to kill you?"
Xiaobei excitedly circled the table, and then stuffed the skate blade into the schoolbag, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I have to be honest, I have to go to the appointment, sister-in-law I'm sorry, I'll compensate you when I come back." ”
After speaking, he rushed away.
Xiao Guo immediately caught up: "Hey, hey, Mo Xiaobei, you come back for me!"
Xiao Guo, who looked at the shopkeeper who was spotted, lost his square inch: "Sunflower seeds... Acupuncture hand. ”
But after a long time of comparison, she still couldn't solve this unique acupoint technique.
At this time, Xiao Guo turned his head and saw Chu Nan holding the bowl, and he was angry: "Drink, drink, you know to drink, hurry up and help." ”
"I'm too busy to keep my hands open..... Okay, good, old white, come out quickly, something happened. ”
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On the other hand, Xiaobei ran to the trail, where Millet asked for food.
Looking at Mo Xiaobei, who was in a panic, Xiaomi smiled and said, "What's the matter, did you make your sister-in-law angry again?"
Xiaobei immediately braked and choked: "Does it have anything to do with you? It's annoying, why don't you go and inquire about it when you're so nosy?"
"Bao inquired, vulgar and vulgar, now they are all called information consultants. ”
"I'm too lazy to give you nonsense, I'll withdraw first. Xiaobei was just about to leave, but turned to Xiaomi and instructed, "Don't tell my sister-in-law that you've seen me." ”
Seeing that it was profitable, Xiaomi immediately proposed: "Wait, do you need me to pay attention to your sister-in-law's movements?"
Xiaobei looked at him suspiciously: "Will you be so kind?"
"I didn't say it's free. ”
"I mean, what do you want?"
"It depends on the workload. ”
Xiaobei immediately began to bargain: "I'll tell you, there's no workload." It's for you to help see how angry my sister-in-law can be. Before you get back from dinner, inform me. ”
"Then you can assign me specific indicators. Then I was able to grade her according to how angry she was. ”
"Oh, okay. In the long-term war with Tong Xiangyu, Mo Xiaobei had already summed up his own set of standards: "Look, the first level should be starting to nag;The second level, the house is full of turns;The third level, the blood vessels of the brain are about to burst out, and you can clearly hear it, squeaking ~ the sound of gritting your teeth; the fourth level, sitting still, with a gloomy face, accompanied by panting; the fifth level, just start laughing...."
"Laugh?"
"It's what kind of sneer, like me, you see. ”
Xiaomi suddenly got goosebumps: "Strange and cautious, I haven't seen her like this before?"
"I might be able to see you tonight, if you reach the third level, you can report to my academy immediately, so that I can be prepared. ”
"And what about the fourth level?"
"Level 4, then you can quickly prepare some dry food for me, and I can go out and hide for two days." When you reach the fifth level, please tell you Elder Ge that I, Mo Xiaobei, am willing to join your beggar gang. ”
"That's welcome, welcome. ”
The two made an agreement, and Xiaobei immediately shook his face: "Okay, you go get busy first." ”
Xiaobei got up and was about to leave, but Xiaomi hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, come back, come back, I haven't talked about the remuneration just now, ten cents a day." ”
Xiao Bei suddenly choked: "Ten cents, then you might as well grab it!"
Xiaomi also knew that the little girl didn't have much money, so she took a step back: "Then I'll give you a twenty-percent discount, eight cents." Pay three cents in advance, you won't even be able to take out three cents, right?"
"Whoever said it, you wait, I'll get it for you. Waiting for Xiaobei to hand over the three cents, he couldn't help but threaten: "Don't tell anyone about this conversation between the two of us." Otherwise, I have the right to refuse to pay the balance. ”
After speaking, the bold Xiaobei turned back to the inn to observe the situation, and by the way to see if he could get some "running away from home".
Looking at Xiaobei's back, Xiaomi couldn't help muttering: "Five cents to repay the entire balance, are you tired." ”
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"Sunflower Acupuncture Practitioner!"
As soon as the shopkeeper was unraveled, he was like crazy and beat Bai Zhantang.
"Mom, what are you doing, I'm going to make you crazy?"
"Eh, why do you want to teach Xiaobei some acupoints? Don't you think the scene is not chaotic enough?"
"I didn't teach him, I don't believe you asked him. ”
Chu Nan immediately raised his left hand: "I prove that it is indeed not from the Old Bai Sect." ”
In addition to Lao Bai, there is only one acupuncture hand left, and the shopkeeper took a deep breath: "That's Wushuang, what about her?"
Lao Bai saw it and hurriedly persuaded: "I think it's better to forget it, forget it." ”
"What are you doing in the way, you dodge. Wushuang, come out!"
"Xiangyu, what are you doing here?"
"I wish you come out for me!".