Chapter 22: The Anger of the Otaku
"Run...... I can't run, so I'm going to rest......"
Everyone climbed up a two-story building in one go, Ding Li immediately collapsed on the ground panting, and Chen Guangda was also very tired, so he hurriedly stopped and looked behind, the army of living corpses chasing them had been thrown away, leaving only scattered living corpses wandering below, but the location of the small building was not very good, sandwiched between two residential buildings, and the surrounding situation was not visible at all.
"You can't stay in this place for long, let's rest for ten minutes......"
Chen Guangda wiped his sweat and sat down, directly pulled out the water bag straw on his shoulder, and stuffed it to Ding Li after taking a sip, but the other people immediately surrounded him, all rubbing their hands against him with flattery, Chen Guangda had to take out two bottles of water from his bag and throw them to them, saying: "These are the last two bottles of water in my bag, after drinking it, you can figure it out yourself!"
"Thank you, thank you, ......."
Several people hurriedly stepped forward to divide the water, but they didn't understand the seriousness of his words at all, the four of them actually drank the water in three or two clicks, and Chen Guangda didn't stop drinking, but secretly took out a bottle of water and stuffed it to Ding Li, and handed her a folding knife and said: "Hide the water, whoever dares to grab it will stab him with a knife!"
"Don't worry, my mother is not a vegetarian......"
Ding Li nodded confidently, and directly hung the folding knife on the waistband of his trousers, and this ghost weather is already very sultry, if it weren't for a rare cloudy day today, I'm afraid someone would have fainted from heat stroke, even Tang Fei was paralyzed on the ground with two big white legs open, Hu Yidao was not interested in taking another look, and he was panting like a pug with his mouth open.
"Smack~"
A puddle of white foam suddenly smashed on Hu Yidao's head, and he immediately cursed angrily, at such a time, he could still be hit by bird feces, this luck was simply carried home, but a rich mint fragrance suddenly floated over, he reached out and immediately shouted in shock: "me!"
"Look upstairs......"
Tang Fei suddenly jumped up with a scream, pointed to the residential building opposite, and everyone immediately looked in the direction she pointed, but saw a sleepy-eyed man standing on the balcony, actually holding a toothbrush and brushing his teeth, grinning at the mouth full of white foam and shouting at them: "Why are you running upstairs to my guy's house?
“……”
Everyone was dumbfounded, and they all looked at the opposite side with a dull face, but looking at this kid's decadent demeanor, his hair was long and greasy, and the pillows and bedding drying outside were also cartoon beauties, just like the legendary dead otaku, Hu Yidao immediately jumped up and said in shock: "I said brother, it's the end of the world outside, you don't know yet, right?"
"Wow~It's the end of the world?......
The dead otaku immediately showed a pompous expression, lying on the balcony and looking at them in amazement, Chen Guangda and they were almost angry to death by this goods, they were chased by living corpses and ran all over the ground, but this dead otaku didn't even know that something had happened, but the other party followed and laughed: "Of course I know, I deliberately want you to be happy, you are really stupid to me......!"
"You...... You sore sass, don't you? You can still laugh at the living corpses all over the ground......"
Chen Guangda was angry with the seven orifices, if it weren't for this thing living on the fourth floor, he really wanted to climb up and give him two big mouths, who knew that the other party shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully: "Living corpses are my business, they can't bite me, besides, I have enough food at home, and I can't starve to death if I save a little food for more than half a year, but you are almost out of life......, right?"
"Your mother'......"
Chen Guangda rolled up his sleeves and looked for a brick to smash the glass of his house, but Ding Li hurriedly grabbed him, and after quickly glancing at him, he turned around and shouted to the dead otaku upstairs: "Handsome guy! Since you have so much to eat, you feel sorry for your sister, throw a few bottles of water down to quench my thirst, okay?"
"I don't like to watch dancing, so let's do something practical......"
The dead otaku immediately licked his lips obscenely, and looked back and forth on the three girls very greedily, and Ding Li's eyes narrowed, and he waved his hand and said to Tang Fei: "Show him some money first, and then tell him to take off his clothes and ten bottles of water!"
"Hmph~ this damn perverted ......"
Tang Fei rubbed his teeth angrily, but he still stepped forward, lifted the hem of his clothes and said in a flattering voice: "Handsome brother!
"I don't talk to women with plastic bags, and I don't look at your virtues, cheap ......."
The otaku actually waved his hand impatiently, his expression was as disgusted as he could, and Tang Fei immediately jumped to his feet and scolded angrily: "Fuck you, damn perverted! You are a bargain, your whole family is a bargain, if you have a kind, you will come down for me, and repeat what you just said in front of me!"
"Cut ~ pheasant still dares to pretend to be pure in front of me, I have a T seed in my computer, what kind of woman I haven't seen, I know you're not a good thing......"
The otaku was not annoyed at all, but proudly lit a cigarette, and the angry Tang Fei was almost crazy, but Ding Li still stepped forward and held her down and sneered: "I have a crush on my sister, right? But my sister has to remind you first, I'm very expensive, do you want to consume?"
"I know you're expensive, so I'm not looking for you, but that aunt next to you should be cheap......"
The otaku suddenly rubbed his hands vigorously, and looked at Hu Yidao and his wife with an eager face, and Wu Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, pointing at herself in disbelief and asking, "I?
"Hehe~ I've fallen in love with the mature series recently, hasn't anyone told you before, do you look like Hojo Mafei......"
The otaku scratched his chest a little impatiently, his eyes were so hot that he almost wanted to burn through Wu Xiaomei's clothes, and everyone's mouths opened at once, Rao was an old woman in Wu Xiaomei's forties, and she couldn't help but turn her old face red, and even Hu Yidao scolded in shock: "Damn! What kind of taste are you?"
"Smack~"
Hu Yidao directly hit Wu Xiaomei with a big mouth, she inserted her fat waist and scolded angrily: "The dog's mouth can't spit out the dead thing of ivory, what's wrong with the old lady? Where is it worse than those little sluts? You were not like a dog when you pursued the old lady, and now you are tired of playing with the old lady and the old pearl?"
"Puff~"
Chen Guangda and others couldn't help but be happy, Wu Xiaomei really wants to have no looks, no temperament, and no temperament, but fortunately, she has big breasts and big buttocks, but the whole is a middle-aged woman who sells vegetables in the vegetable market, and the taste of these dead otaku is really off-the-sprint and maverick!
"Okay, good, you can do it, I don't care if I strip naked......"
Hu Yidao covered his face with an aggrieved face, squatted to the side, and his wife immediately cut her hair excitedly, twisted her fat waist and stepped forward, and then delicately dragged her curled flower pants, and shouted upstairs with a happy face: "Big brother, throw the water down, it's best to throw some more food, sister-in-law will let you read enough today!"
"You wait, I'll be back soon......"
The dead otaku ran back with excitement on his face, and after a while, he ran back with a schoolbag, and threw it directly from the upstairs, Wu Xiaomei quickly opened the schoolbag and took a look, and there were a few bottles of water and a few bags of instant noodles in it, and she immediately shouted excitedly: "Oh~ Big brother!
"You...... What do you mean? I've given you everything, you can't go back, you have to be trustworthy......"
The dead otaku's face changed instantly, and he hurriedly leaned on the window and shouted, and Wu Xiaomei grinned, stood up and suddenly pulled up her clothes, but put them down like lightning, and then said with a smug face: "Have you seen clearly? If you don't see clearly, throw something down, this time my sister-in-law promises to let you enjoy it, and take off your pants!"
"You don't talk about credit, give me back the ...... quickly"
The dead otaku's manly face was green, but a brick suddenly smashed at him, and smashed the window glass next to him with a "bang", just see Hu Yidao pointing at him below and scolding: "Little rabbit cub! Just because you still want to see my wife's body, give me!"
"You wait for me, I'...... I'm going to kill you......"
The dead otaku yelled in shame, turned his head and rushed into the house, and Hu Yidao lowered his head and found two bricks to smash the glass of his house, but a very familiar voice suddenly came from upstairs: "Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down, and the bastard boss owes 350 million yuan for eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, and ran away with his sister-in-law......"