Speaking of Sanqing Daozu, that level is really not blown out, the heavenly soldiers and generals are helpless to take Sun Wukong, Lao Jun made a move, tricked the monkey into playing hula hoop, and as a result, the monkey was trapped.

And the monkey will never be fooled again, so this requires another heavyweight character to appear, such as the Buddha.

If the Buddha is clever, he plays hide and seek with Sun Wukong, and lets the monkey pee in the palm of his hand to play in a circle, the monkey has a good time, and when he is in a good mood, he begins to flicker.

The Buddha said: "Wukong, look, although you are mixed in the mortal world, but the heavenly court bullies the monkey too much, and the sky gives you a false name of the Monkey King, it is better to come to me and mix with me, I will give you a name for fighting and defeating the Buddha, and it sounds exciting." ”

The monkey thought for a while and said, ", back then, my brother was still a horse Wen, and he didn't have a hundred thousand heavenly horses in his hand, so he could ride whoever he wanted?"

The Buddha said, "That's different, then you are a part-time worker at most." Look at my Western Elysium, all of them wear gold and silver, and everywhere is shining with gold, and at first glance they are the masters of the boss. As long as you mix with me, you will be a shareholder in the Buddha Sect in the future, and all believers' incense money will be indispensable to you. ”

The monkey thought about it, and it was indeed the same, the Buddha sect has nothing, that is, there is money, that is, there is a lot of money! With money, what kind of female monkey do you want? Golden-haired, black-haired, white-haired, as long as there are in this world, there is nothing that cannot be done with money!

Then the monkey happily decided to cooperate with Rulai, but the monkey had a heart and an eye, and said to Ru: "I want to take the big head." ”

Rulai smiled and said: "The problems that money can solve are not problems, I take ninety, how about you take one?" You know, this is a fairy stock with high growth!"

The monkey thought for a moment, shook his head, and said, "Too little, too little!"

Rulai thought about it, gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly: "Then you take one percent, I take ninety, no more!"

The monkey happily agreed!

So, the two happily signed the agreement, but in order to prevent Sun Wukong from repenting, if he came to have an extra mind, that is, there must be a third party to sign before the agreement can take effect. So who is this third party? It is Rulai's most trusted disciple, Jin Chanzi.

Rulai told Sun Wukong that he only needed to wait at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain for more than ten years, and after the golden cicada was reincarnated as an adult, he would come to the Marble Mountain and sign the agreement, then the contract would take effect, so the monkey was happily pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

However, there is something wrong with this, that is, although there are countless capable people such as the five emperors, bodhisattvas, and arhats, none of them are reliable.

The script is very simple, that is, the golden cicada was reincarnated, came to the world, incarnated as Jiang Liuer, and was later rescued by the old monk to become a monk and went to the west to learn scriptures, it's very simple, isn't it?

Because, the implementer of this script, all kinds of unreliable, Jiang Liuer, an orphan whose hard-working parents were both killed by wicked people, unfortunately drowned nine times. Do you think, the big river and the big waves, a weak baby, a splash of water will disappear, and the disciples of Rulai have to wait for the old monk to come and wash their feet without blinking before they can find out that Jiang Liu'er is not? Therefore, in the process of implementation, Jiang Liu'er, who was reincarnated by the golden cicada, was drowned nine times, and there were nine more tragedies in the world where the tragic husband and wife boat was killed by the wicked. Fortunately, there were few monk temples back then, and with the support of Buddhism, this dilapidated temple finally did not go out of business.

Finally, when the tenth golden cicada was reincarnated, Guanyin, who was more relieved, came to the world as a deacon, Guanyin was smart, and when he saw that Jiang Liu'er was washed by the river again, why did he say it again? Because he had drowned nine times, poor golden cicada.

Guanyin's heart moved, sitting here stupidly waiting for the monk to wash his feet, when would it be? He simply stood on the other side of the river and sang loudly: "The wind blows the willows, and the shalal......"

I have to say that Guanyin has a good voice, the voice is very beautiful, the broken temple at that time was sparsely populated, the environment was protected, and the penetration of the super girl was also full, which attracted the old monk.

As a result, the old monk looked around for Guanyin and didn't find it, but he saw Jiang Liu'er in the river, and in a fit of anger, he turned around and wanted to leave, he couldn't eat enough, and he had more chopsticks, and the monks couldn't carry it.

Guanyin was in a hurry, showing his true body, which frightened the old monk and quickly fished the poor golden cicada from the river in his hand, indicating that he was dedicated to the Buddha and compassionate. Guanyin was overjoyed, left a child support fee of 10,000 taels of silver, and happily went back to pay the errand.

Later, there was the story of Master Xuanzang learning scriptures from the west, and Sun Wukong waited hard for 500 years. Why does Sun Wukong always want to kill Tang Seng? Nonsense, you have been released by someone for 500 years, are you angry? If you hadn't wanted to kill this guy who released his 500-year-old pigeon with his own hands, the monkey would have lifted the few broken stones on his back and gone out to be happy. However, this also has to mention that Rulai is indeed clever, at that time when the heavenly realm was in ruins, Rulai vigorously advocated the rejuvenation of the country through science and technology, with the emperor of heaven as the mainstay, and he was supplemented by the establishment of Xibei Academy, so Sun Wukong was able to hide under the Five Elements Mountain for so long after having the live broadcast of the heavenly realm.

What kind of live broadcast? On the surface, it is a fairy singing and dancing, but in fact it may not be suitable for children, anyway, the monkey is full of interest in watching it, and the most ruthless thing is that under the secret promotion of Rulai, Tianjie filmed a series of more than 30,000 episodes, and it is not to see the monkey go, nor is it to stay, and finally five hundred years have passed in the blink of an eye, and this TV series is still on the air......

It would be a mistake to think that this is the end of everything, because the conspiracy continues.

In order to further draw Sun Wukong, a genius of Tianzhong, under his command, Rulai spared no expense to make a tight mantra to keep the authentic inheritance of Buddhism inside, and Guanyin, who made the first contribution, was responsible for following up the scriptures throughout the process.

However, the heavens do not fulfill people's wishes, and the monkey cultivates the Taoist mental method, which is a thousand miles in a day, but specializing in the Buddhist spiritual method, it is really frightening step by step. It just so happens that the Emperor of Heaven is getting bigger and bigger, and he also has a lot of complaints, no one wants to see an opponent who is equal to himself, isn't it? Originally, eighty-one difficulties, all of them were small fights, and Guanyin arranged to guide the monkey to practice the Buddha's mind The guidance battle, who knows that the Emperor of Heaven said that it is small, and he can tolerate Rulai to manage the Three Realms with him, and say big, but he does some small tricks behind his back, so that Rulai is embarrassed.

In the words of the Emperor of Heaven: Anyway, if you don't look good, I'll look good!