Chapter 109: Huashan on the Sword - Died without a problem
Xiaobei counted the ten cents he got from Xiucai, and muttered to himself: "Ten cents..... Enough should be enough, right?"
At this time, Tong Xiangyu, who had been watching for a long time, finally came out, "Ten cents, a donkey, just enough for the starting fee!"
"It doesn't matter, let's fight a black donkey, don't play the meter, don't issue tickets, it's cheap. ”
"No matter how cheap it is, it can't get to Eighteen Mile Shop. The shopkeeper continued to strike.
Mo Xiaobei checked the copper plate in his hand and pretended not to care: "It doesn't matter, where you go, the car stops, let's continue to earn." ”
"Okay, then you can earn it, I wish you a safe journey, and the horse arrives...... No, it should be a donkey to success!"
"Hmph, borrow your auspicious words, there will be a period later!"
Xiaobei snorted coldly and left directly, but after taking two steps, she secretly turned her head to look back, and saw that the shopkeeper really didn't stop her, and couldn't help but feel empty: "Sister-in-law, you can rest assured that I will go out alone?"
"Then what's not to worry about? When you grow up, you should go out and break through, Xiao Guo, go and help Master Mo pack his luggage!"
Guo Furong was suddenly taken aback: "Shopkeeper?"
"No matter what people say, it's the head of the same faction, I'm a sister-in-law, I can't hold back, right? Go, go!"
Xiao Guo returned to the women's bedroom, and Xiao Bei was still stunned.
Tong Xiangyu glanced at her and said with a smile: "What are you doing in a daze? Clean up together, what to bring or not, you decide for yourself." With that, he dragged Xiaobei into the house.
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Half an hour later, Xiaobei stood in the backyard with a floral burden on her back, and everyone surrounded her with "parting gifts".
Li Dazui handed over a big black jar, "Xiaobei, you really want to leave, Uncle Dazui doesn't have anything to give you, you want this rice jar to hold." ”
"Want a rice can?"
Big Mouth patted her on the shoulder, "If you are hungry halfway through, kneel on the side of the road and ask others, if there is really no one to give it, you will gnaw your nails, and if you can't do it, you will swallow and spit, in short, don't starve yourself..."
"Thank you, Uncle Big Mouth. Becky felt like she was about to cry.
At this time, Xiao Guo handed over a wooden stick, "Xiaobei, my sister has nothing to give you, you can take this dog-beating stick." ”
"Dog sticks?"
"Yes, if you don't have anything to eat, you're hungry and grab something from the wild dogs, and you have a guy in your hand. ”
"Oh......" Becky was always a little hesitant, but still took the stick.
Tong Xiangyu was even more damaged, and directly took out a penny, "Xiaobei, this is your sister-in-law's exclusive sponsorship of you, save some flowers, you should be able to stick to Huashan." ”
"It's pretty much the same, the kids are small, and the expenses are small. ”
"Thank you, sister-in-law!"
At this time, Chu Nan also started the performance according to the instructions of the shopkeeper, "Xiaobei, if you encounter a thief on the way, don't run!"
"Why?"
"When you run forward, people raise their hands and dart, and if you are lucky, you will be disabled, and if you are unlucky, you will lose your life. ”
"Huh, what should I do?"
The shopkeeper immediately stood up, "You just surrender directly, and then you must burst into tears, crying and shouting and begging the thief to write a blackmail letter to your sister-in-law, I will call your big brother Bai to come and redeem you, less than ten taels of silver, absolutely no problem, more than ten taels, sister-in-law will personally come over to collect your body....."
As he spoke, the shopkeeper bowed to tears of sympathy.
"Huh?"
Seeing that Xiaobei was about to collapse to the ground, Chu Nan hurriedly held on.
After being helped up, Xiaobei immediately shouted: "Hey, hey, hey, am I worth these ten taels of silver?"
This is Lao Bai also debuted: "What are you doing, ah, one by one, what are you doing to scare children? What are so many bandits in this peaceful and prosperous world?"
"Listen, listen to Big Brother Bai. ”
"At most, it's a human trafficker, with a shake of a handkerchief, and a cover on your mouth, and when you wake up, you're already a black blind child's daughter-in-law. ”
Guo Furong directly dragged Xiaobei over, "Sensei take care of them, go to the rivers and lakes, what is it about a bold, afraid of wolves and tigers, what are you going to break into?"
"Sister Xiao Guo~~" Mo Xiaobei couldn't help but snuggle into Xiao Guo's arms.
"Sister has no other instructions, just one, when you run into a black shop, you must be careful, don't be like your sister last time, let people sell and have to replace the number of money, every day is not full of food and clothing, a boil is twenty years, you have to get up to work before dawn, you have to serve tea and water as soon as it gets dark, and before going to bed, you have to pinch the waist and beat the legs of the little master to tell stories, you want to sleep when she is awake, this kind of day is ......"
Mo Xiaobei finally couldn't help it: "I don't want to pass, don't go, break the place, whoever likes to go!"
Seeing Xiaobei go back to the women's bed angrily, everyone looked at each other and snickered, and then scattered.
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Early the next morning, Xiao Guo found the shopkeeper.
Tong Xiangyu was taken aback by Xiao Guo's words: "You sent her to Huashan?!"
"Don't worry, I promise to go and come back quickly, and I won't delay a day. ”
Tong Xiangyu seemed to have an idea, and sat down directly, "Okay, you can go if you want to!"
"That entangled ...... on the road," Xiao Guo said tentatively.
"Fix it yourself!"
Guo Furong was very proud: "Haha, I knew that if you want to say this, I have already had the money!" After speaking, she turned around and wanted to leave.
Tong Xiangyu raised his head, "Where did you get so much money?"
"I'll go to the pawnshop of the money shopkeeper in a moment and take all my jewelry. ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he directly dragged Xiao Guo back, "Guo Nuxia, Miss Guo, just stop a little, I've got enough headaches." ”
"Hehe, you are not from the martial arts, you can't understand the great significance of this matter!"
Tong Xiangyu slapped the table and threatened: "If you dare to take Xiaobei away, then it will be called abduction and trafficking of girls, and you will be beaten at the least, and you will be confiscated into the army at the worst, ahaha!"
Guo Furong was rarely serious, sat opposite the shopkeeper, and said seriously: "Shopkeeper, if you are Xiaobei and your sister-in-law treats you like this, what will you think?"
When Tong Xiangyu heard this, she was anxious: "What can I do to her? You all saw it, I almost dug up my heart and liver to her!"
"Please, in addition to being your sister-in-law, she is also the head of Hengshan, her father and mother are watching from above!"
Tong Xiangyu was stunned and was silent for a long time.
"Go and get everybody's in for a meeting. ”
After a stick of incense, the shopkeeper took the big guy to block Xiaobei again.
"What do you want to do?"
Tong Xiangyu touched Xiaobei's head melon, and said softly: "Xiaobei, sister-in-law has thought about it, you must go this time to discuss the sword." ”
"I'm still not going. ”
Looking at Xiaobei's performance, a few people didn't know that she was scared.
"Don't be afraid, we'll all go with you! You don't have to be afraid of blind bears, human traffickers, bandits, or anything like that. ”
Mo Xiaobei was so happy that he jumped three feet high: "Really?!"
"Well, you go pack your bags and set off in the afternoon. ”
Mo Xiaobei whined for a while, and then ran back to the backyard with his hands dancing.
"Big mouth, go steam two drawers of steamed buns and take them to eat on the way. ”
"Is two drawers enough? I don't have enough for one person. ”
"I didn't say to let you go, you stay and watch the house...."
Li Dazui was anxious on the spot, "You guys are playing in the mountains and rivers, and you leave me here alone?"
The shopkeeper naturally has a trick: "Oh, don't get excited, you stay, how much money you make, it's your own." ”
It's a pity that the shopkeeper miscalculated this time, and the money offensive against the big mouth failed.
"I don't lack this money! Huashan on the sword, such a big scene, how many times can I meet it in a lifetime?"
The shopkeeper didn't give up, and continued to arrange: "Hey, even Xiaobei invited the activities, where can the grade be high?"
Bai Zhantang was clear about the affairs on the rivers and lakes, and couldn't help but correct: "This is a layman, the head of the Wuyue Sword Sect, except for the one in the backyard, is a first-class master!"
Guo Furong is also well-informed in the rivers and lakes, flicked the rag, and pulled a "sword flower": "Especially Yue Songtao of the Huashan faction, he singled out the Lingnan Seven Swords, brushed the brush, and ended the battle." ”
Tong Xiangyu smiled disapprerovingly, "Brush and brush three times, and kill seven people, do you think it's a lamb skewer?"
"Huashan Sword Technique~~ Just one word, I'll say it once....."
The shopkeeper had no choice but to fulfill everyone's wishes.
"Good, good...... All go, all go, pack your bags!"
As soon as they heard this, everyone took action, but when everyone returned to the lobby, they found that Xiao was standing at the door.
"Yo, where are you going in a hurry?"
Li Dazui boasted: "Hua! Mountain! On Sword!"
When Xiaomi heard this, she quickly stopped everyone, "Then leave all the valuable things to me, you don't need them anyway!"
Tong Xiangyu glared: "What do you mean by this!"
"I don't know? Two months ago, the post sent by the head of Huashan faction, the head of Songshan, Hengshan, and Taishan went one after another, and it has been more than a month, and there is no news at all, no one alive, no corpse is dead, and the three factions are now as anxious as ants in a hot pot, and they are about to fry the pot!"
“.......”
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In the guest room, everyone was watching, and the shopkeeper rubbed his hands and turned around, and suddenly stopped.
"If you really can't do it, just tell her the truth?"
"That's okay yesterday, but today, you just wait for the magnitude 8 earthquake. Bai Zhantang was the first to object.
Xiao Guo was a little unimpressed, and said with a smile: "No, why don't you let me go?"
"Okay, what are you going to say when you go?"
Xiao Guo got straight to the point: "Huashan can't go, the heads of the three major factions are all out of order, and the rivers and lakes have already fried the pot!"
Bai Zhantang learned Xiaobei's tone: "Edit, continue to edit!"
"If you don't believe it, ask Xiaomi to go!"
"Ask him what he is doing? He is a little ...... begging for food."
"You kid ......" Speaking of this, Xiao Guo was speechless, "That's really the case." ”
At this moment, Mo Xiaobei came in with a burden on his back, and shouted to set off quickly. Seeing that he was about to be exposed, Bai Zhantang could only resort to a trick to delay the army, bluntly saying that he would recuperate today and set off early tomorrow morning, so Xiaobei reluctantly returned to the house.
Seeing Xiaobei walking away, the shopkeeper slapped the table, "Okay, tomorrow morning, you go with her!"
"Don't worry, we still have a move, I thought, the bell still needs to be tied to the bell, as long as we can invite Yue Songtao over, don't we have to go to Huashan?"
"Please, the dignified head of Huashan, you invite, people will come?"
Bai Zhantang smiled slightly: "It's really not fake...... Xiaobei hasn't seen Lao Yue again, let's go to the street and touch a person who can act, poke here, children, study hard, listen to your sister-in-law, when you grow up, welcome to Huashan to play, for nothing~~ How good!"
Tong Xiangyu hesitated: "Can this work?"
"If it doesn't work, forget it, I'll do it anyway. As he spoke, he pointed to the crowd: "Why don't you come?"
The rest of the people have any tricks, and they all echoed:
"Let's do it. ”
"That's a good trick. ”
"That's it. ”