Wucheng Middle School...

The scorching sun, the clear sky, the galloping horses, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed... Ahem...

Wucheng Middle School is a high school in Z City that is only ranked second-to-last, and I heard that the penultimate Lanshui No. 1 Middle School is going to move...

The quiet school, the flowers of the motherland, and the poetic and picturesque teaching building faintly heard a beautiful greeting of Chinese friendship, which is so cordial and beautiful.

…

"Cui Qian, you little king and eight calves, a scumbag like you, you have been poor all your life, and you dare to flirt with female classmates, and you don't pee like yourself. ”

In the office, a sturdy aunt about 50 years old was scolding the young man in front of her.

The young man on the opposite side lowered his head, his eyes were dim, and he stood in the office with no master, his head was a little dizzy, and he didn't hear what his homeroom teacher said.

"Ding"

World Culture Entry...

Identification... 5… 4… 3…… 1

Identification successful.

Name: Cui Qian

Gender: Male

Height: 172

Weight: 57 kg

Emotional Status: A Lonely Horse Erha...

Struggle! Virgin

Evaluation: Hehe.

Cui Qian, who was dazed, stared, and listened to the voice in his head with a confused face, "What's the matter?

"Ding"

"Silly x... No, host, my great cosmic all-powerful system is not a low-level energy like a ghost," he said, and the system despised Cui Qian fiercely

"A million years ago, my master, my creator, was sore because of the idle egg... Belch... It's because of the universe between... Well, it's just an idle egg that hurts. ”

"You don't have to ask then, because I don't know either, and I don't bother to say if I know..."

"Because of an accident, I angered my creator, and I was kicked into the turbulence of time and space, until I met you. ”

Hearing this, the corners of Cui Qian's mouth twitched, this is a fake system.

But then came an infinite shock: "It's the systems that are written in the novel???

"Is Lao Tzu going to heaven??"

"Is this true?"

It's true...

It's true...

This is...

"Huh, what's going on with this echo?" Cui Qian's face was full of confusion, the system is 213.

"Ahem, subconsciously..."

"Choi Qian!!"

Just when Cui Qian was fantasizing about marrying the Nine Heavens Fairy in the future and flirting with the leftover girl of Yaochi, a Hedong lion's roar came: "Cui Qian!! have you listened to me, and if you don't want to go up, go home." ”

Cui Qian, who was getting the system, was worried about it, "Lao Tzu has the system, and he still needs to look at the face of you, an old lady, and pursed the corners of his mouth disdainfully, and wanted to scold back, "I'll go..."

"Ding"

"Feel the current situation of the host. ”

Newbie missions are released.

Task 1: Make the host's homeroom teacher fall in love with him"

Time limit: three days

Reward for success: English proficiency

Failure: Impotence for a month

Hints (there may be sequelae)

Cui Qian was stunned for a moment, and roared in his heart, "Your uncle, this is a ghost??"

Prompt: "There is no uncle in the system, and you will wait for the thunder split tonight~~"

"Nima, I want to die..."

"System, this is impossible, I'm not an uncle, how can I make her fall in love with me?"

"You don't have to worry about that, because this system has mutated in the drift, and something magical happens as my host. ”

Listening to the system's cheap voice, I looked at the head teacher in front of me who was angry and had a distorted face, in his 50s, with a bloated body and a mouthful of yellow teeth...

walked to the window expressionlessly, his face full of determination: "Goodbye to this world, goodbye to my beloved Gu Meimei, goodbye to my mother, goodbye to my ......"

"Cui Qian!!You're endless, you want to die and go home and die, what are you pretending to be on the first floor!!"

"Nima..."

…

Deaf and pulling his head, after more than an hour of "good greetings" in the office, Cui Qian felt that the world was dark, and the world filled him with fear and uneasiness.