Chapter 212: Funny
"Heh!" Shi Shangwu looked at the phone in his hand, and was stunned for a while before he let out a snort, and said in his heart: This thing is really strange today!
When a few sturdy men in military uniforms who were eating with Shi Shangwu saw Shi Shangwu's expression, some people asked in surprise: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, you eat first, I have a little thing here, I'll leave early tonight, this meal is mine, you continue to eat, if it's not enough, don't be polite!"
"Shangwu, what makes you have to leave at the end of the meal? Is there a lover who longs for you to moisturize somewhere?" the person next to Shi Shangwu laughed and joked. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What a little lover, a man with five big and three thick arrived in the provincial capital and unintentionally caused a little thing, someone begged my head, let me go and see it, don't let this kid suffer!" Shi Shangzhen turned around and picked up his military uniform, flicked the ash on it, and then put it on and said while buttoning it.
"I haven't said anything for a long time!"
"It's not a big deal," Shi Shangwu said this matter concisely.
The one sitting next to him said: "Hey, I thought what was the matter, at most invite him to the bureau to ignore him and consume him for a day, it is impossible to even stay overnight, what era is it now, how many local officials dare to be as presumptuous as this, this is a provincial capital, not a small rural county town that guards an acre and three points of land and thinks that he is the emperor of the soil! I think you are too, I have read too many online novels, this little thing is a little fart to run to protect people, it is not a shame!"
"There's no way, this matter is not sent by ordinary people, I can't push it!" After speaking, Shi Shangwu picked up the wine in front of him and said to the few people seated: "Everyone, Shangwu is here to do it first as a respect!"
After speaking, he directly drank the wine in one gulp, and then drank three glasses in a row, and then walked to the door, picked up the military hat hanging on the wall, and walked out of the door of the private room.
"Regiment Commander!" As soon as Shi Shangwu went out, a small soldier immediately walked up.
"Let's go, drive the car, we won't live here today," Shi Shangwu said.
Xiao Bing didn't ask much here, and directly snapped his chest and stomach: "Yes!" Then he turned around on the spot and ran to drive
Waiting for Shi Shangwu to walk to the door, an army-green warrior had stopped at the door, Shi Shangwu opened the car door and got in, and then the warrior drove towards the city.
Wen Xu hung up the phone, drove the car out of the door of the traffic police team, and then drove directly to the hotel.
When I arrived at the hotel, I stopped the car, and when I arrived at the lobby, I saw that the teacher Shangwu had arrived.
Wen Xu walked forward quickly, smiled bitterly and stretched out his hand to Shi Shangwu: "Brother Shangwu, I'm really embarrassed, I won't bother you if I say this, but ......"
Shi Shangwu stretched out his hand to shake Wen Xu, and after looking at Wen Xu's body with deep meaning, his eyes fell on Zhuo Yiqing, who was following Wen Xu.
"Who is this?"
"My girlfriend, Zhuo Yiqing!" Wen Xu immediately pulled Zhuo Yiqing, turned to her and said, "Hurry up, call Brother Shang Wu, he is the eldest brother of Shi Shang Allah!"
"Hello Brother Shangwu, my name is Zhuo Yiqing, it's nice to meet you," Zhuo Yiqing immediately smiled at Shi Shangwu and bent down slightly.
Shi Shangwu heard Wen Xu introduce the girl next to him like this, and his face was calm, and the smile on his face was almost undetectably cold, and then returned to normal: "Hello, hello, Wen Xu, you kid is not shallow, you can catch up with such a beautiful girl!"
"Good luck, good luck!" Wen Xu said with a smile: "Let's go up, I have already opened a room for you and this little brother!"
Wen Xu heard that Shi Shangwu was coming, and he didn't think about a few people, so he originally only opened a room next to Shi Shangwu, but now that he sees that there is a little soldier, he naturally has to add another room, and it is not a little money. Three rooms were opened directly, and one of the soldiers was on the opposite door of his room, so that the three rooms were together, the door was next to the door, and the door was to the door.
After Shi Shangwu entered the room, he heard a knock on the door after a while, and when he opened the door, he saw his little orderly standing at the door.
"What's wrong?"
"Regiment Commander, am I watching at the door today, or are I paying attention to the movement of the corridor in the room?" After seeing Shi Shangwu, the orderly went directly to the topic, and asked himself if he wanted to pay attention to whether anyone was unfavorable to the two people at the door today, would he stand directly at the door to protect or what.
Shi Shangwu said with a smile: "You kid is stupid! You stay at the door, what kind of people are coming and passing by!"
"Okay, then I'll sit at the door with a stool in the house and listen to the movement!"
Smack, before the little orderly finished speaking, he was beaten by Shi Shangwu and had a brain breakdown: "Is there something wrong with your kid, live in such a good room, and sit at the door with a stool?
The orderly glanced at his chief, then was stunned for a moment, and then understood: "Oh, then I know, I'll go to sleep first!"
"Wait, what do you think of that young man named Wen Xu?" Shi Shangwu immediately stopped Xiao Bing and asked.
The little orderly soldier was asked by Shi Shangwu and didn't know how to answer for a while, but when he saw the chief looking at him like this, he thought about it for a while, and said directly: "At first glance, I think this person is good, with a peaceful mentality, and he is not like many people in society who have a kind of anger, or feel that he is amazing with a little money, he has a unique temperament, like the kind of uncalm water, but it is the kind that sees the bottom of the water!"
"Someone else will open a luxury room for you, and you will say good things to him!"
Shi Shangwu also likes Wen Xu here, just like Xiao Bing said that there are too many violent people in this society now, and there are too many annoying nouveau riche, someone can cut off someone's head with a kitchen knife because of a quarrel, and can chop two kitchen knives, just because people don't let you cut in line, go to other people's cars at high speed, make others almost break their cars and die, and they go to prison, these people don't think about their families and their own lives when they show their violence?
When you are relieved for a while, don't you want to think about what price you and your family will pay?
Waving his hand at his orderly, Shi Shangwu heard the sound of the door closing, sat on the sofa and thought for a while, and then dialed Shi Shangzhen's phone.
"I said sister, doesn't this family surnamed Wen have a girlfriend?"
"Who said Wen Xu doesn't have a girlfriend? I just let you take care of him a little, don't let him suffer, after all, it's my villagers" Shi Shangzhi had just finished eating here, and dinner was the dumplings sent by Wen Xu.
Shi Shangwu said: "The villagers under your command, there are so many villagers under your command, why haven't you ever seen you care about others? He is a villager, why don't you let me eat and come over to him as a door god?"
"I said brother, why do you think crookedly in your brain, I admit that he is a little different, but I am not selfish, you don't know that he is a rich man, and I am still counting on him for the development of Wenjia Village, in case he is cheated this time, he thinks that our country is not good, and he makes money in China like other people's people, and then takes it abroad one by one to spend, isn't it a big loss......"
Shi Shangzhen explained a lot of things, Shi Shangwu didn't listen to it at all, with an instinctive understanding of this cousin, Shi Shangwu felt that his sister didn't have a little affection for Wen Xu, it was impossible!
Just by virtue of his own sister's temperament, if he doesn't care, how can he let himself come over and watch? Not to mention his own background and status, just say that Shi Shangzhen is here to call someone here, not to mention a deputy director, even the director has to retract his head into his shell, don't do such a simple thing, subconsciously let his brother come to watch the door for others, and the Tao in this can still hide himself?
"I can tell you, I also think this surname Wen is good, but I want to remind you that you and this kid are unlikely, the two of you grew up in different environments, and your personalities are not the same, even if you are willing, what will you do with that part of the family?" Shi Shangwu said.
Shi Shangzhen covered his head when he heard it: "I said brother, what you think is too much, you can do it, now it's almost time to catch up with my mother, every time you go home, you will introduce me to your boyfriend, it's not anyone's little one, it's that family's little one, it's annoying, can't you go to my Ansheng to start my career first? I can't do it with Wen Xu, I don't like his temperament, like a little old man, the house is going to die! Okay, don't talk about it, I'm going to inspect my territory!"
After speaking, Shi Shangzhen hung up the phone angrily.
Hearing the blind voice in his ears, Shi Shangwu muttered to himself: "My temper is thankless!"
Shi Shangwu complained about his sister here, and Zhuo Yiqing complained about Wen Xu.
"My dad said it's nothing, let's put the facts on our side, no one will do anything to us, why are you here to find Shi Shangzhen's brother, the two of us are next to two soldiers in military uniforms, what does this look like!" Zhuo Yiqing said.
"I have nowhere to complain, let me tell you that I just called her to ask her, she went down from the province to know more about the affairs of the province than we do, who knew that she said that Shi Shangwu was in the provincial capital, and it would be foolproof for him to be with him here, and before I could refute it, he hung up the phone on the other end" Wen Xu had an expression that really had nothing to do with me.
Zhuo Yiqing thought for a while, walked in front of Wen Xu, stretched out his hands, pressed Wen Xu's cheeks with his palms, and then turned back and forth several times to the left and right.
This kind of action made Wen Xu very confused, and the expression on his whole face was that stupid.
"What are you doing here? I'm stunned by you!" Wen Xu didn't know what kind of neurosis Zhuo Yiqing had, but seeing her fiddling with such a serious face, he thought that she had made something new here, so he opened his mouth and asked.
Zhuo Yiqing had a straight face, and shook it back and forth twice, and then said: "I look at how handsome you are, and the teacher of the family is still really rippling in his heart, if you have an accident, you will directly send you a real colonel brother to escort you!"
"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" As soon as Wen Xu heard this, he immediately pushed away Zhuo Yiqing's hand: "There are also occasions for joking!"
"Are you a woman or am I a woman? Do you know women or do I know about women?" said Zhuo Yiqing as she looked at Wen Xu with her arms crossed.
"You're a woman, you must have understood, to be honest, I really don't know much about you women, just talk about you, I think we're here for what, there's nothing missing in life, and you're going to have a baby quickly, and you're giving birth to five or six in a row, and it's so lively to run all over the yard......"
Zhuo Yiqing heard that five or six children were running all over the yard, and when she thought of this scene, the hairs on her back stood up.
"Okay, okay, why did you get involved with this again, I'll tell you the right thing! Shi Shang really likes you, keep a distance from her in the future, if I find out that you are not clear, I will send you directly to practice the treasure book!"
While talking about Zhuo Yiqing, she aimed her eyes at Wen Xu's crotch, and at the same time stretched out her hand and kept making scissors, which made Wen Xu suddenly feel a cold crotch, and subconsciously pinched it slightly.
"Shi Shang really likes me?" Wen Xu couldn't help but feel funny when he repeated it himself, laughed for two seconds and then tilted his head carefully to experience it, when Xu Jingrong said that Zhuo Yiqing liked herself, Wen Xu quickly realized it, and now when she thinks that Shi Shang really likes herself, Wen Xu has a feeling that others are scratching the soles of her feet, and it is so funny. At this time, Wen Xu felt that there was no such thing at all.
"Poof!
Zhuo Yiqing glared at Wen Xu, who had a silly face, and asked, "What are you laughing at, like a fool!"
"Shi Shang really likes me............ Haha, please let me have fun for a while!" Wen Xu really couldn't think about this scene.
Wen Xu's performance made Zhuo Yiqing look at it with a straight face for a while, and then involuntarily looked up at the wall above his head, and muttered: "God, take this stupid kid away!"
The two quarreled for a while, then took a shower and went to bed, and after a while, the two forgot about Shi Shangzhen, and then they got tired together, and after being exhausted, they hugged each other and fell asleep.
As things continue to ferment on the Internet, the phones of some people in the provincial capital keep ringing, and when more and more people see this undisguised video, which makes countless netizens angry, an undercurrent swells under the quiet night.
Ding Ding Ding!
A rapid mobile phone rang, Chen Shangbing immediately turned over and sat up, today's Chen Shangbing didn't sleep well, he didn't fall asleep in a daze until just now, and when he heard the first phone ringing, he immediately sat up as if reflexively.
The voice on the other end of the phone was cold: "Look at the Internet, you are great, the first one on Huaguo BBS is your mother-in-law!"
After speaking, the other end hung up the phone with a snap.
Chen Shangbing's whole body trembled slightly when he heard this, and he opened the Huaguo BBS community with his mobile phone so tremblingly, and when he saw the number one title, his hands couldn't help but tremble even more.
clicked on the post and clicked to play the video, the more Chen Shangbing's face became pale, and in the end, it turned irrepressibly into anger.
With a snap, Chen Shangbing smashed the mobile phone in his hand and yelled: "I'll fuck your grandma's slut!"
After getting angry, Chen Shangbing suddenly returned to the bench like a balloon that had been drained, and the voice of the old leader on the phone just now was cold, and he felt a stream of heat flowing out of his crotch, along the crook of his legs, all the way to his calves!