When he left home, he returned to his hometown, and his hometown accent did not change, and his sideburns declined.

Children don't know each other when they meet, and they ask the fat man who you are.

"Poof!hahahahaha!" Liu Tianyu finished reciting He Zhizhang's "Chance Encounter in the Hometown", and the two daughters who had already laughed a little more and the father of the little Lori were amused again, and this time not only the three of them laughed, but also the little Lori was also amused, and while laughing, he said: "Laugh and ask the fat man who you are." ”

Obviously, Xiao Lori has studied He Zhizhang's "Chance Encounter in the Hometown", so she is very clear about what is wrong with this poem, and she finally found a laugh point, and laughed with her father and sisters.

Liu Tianyu just read these two crooked poems that were changed, in fact, this is what he saw when he was reading the novel, and he thought it was interesting at the time, so he wrote down these two poems, and today I happened to have such an opportunity, so Liu Tianyu read out the two crooked poems.

Especially He Zhizhang's "Chance Encounter in Returning to Hometown", after remembering the last sentence of "Laugh and ask who are you, fat man", Liu Tianyu really forgot the original sentence of the last sentence of "Chance Encounter in Returning to Hometown" for a period of time, and later checked it on the Internet before recalling it.

"How about it, Teacher Yuqing, how about the poem I just memorized, right?" When the little Lori stopped smiling, Liu Tianyu looked at the little Lori and asked.

"Brother, you just memorized the wrong one. Little Lori looked at Liu Tianyu and shook her little head and replied.

"Oh, is it? Then little teacher Yuqing, you sue Brother Sù for the wrong back!" Liu Tianyu looked at Little Lori again and said.

"Well, you just memorized the last sentence wrong, this poem should be like this. Little Lori said, opened her mouth and began to recite "Chance Encounter in the Hometown": "The young and the eldest left home and returned, and the hometown accent has not changed, and the sideburns have declined." The children don't know each other, and they smile and ask・・・・・"

It's just that after Xiao Lori memorized the first three sentences, after the last sentence just recited the word "laughing and asking", Liu Tianyu answered: "Laugh and ask the fat man who you are." ”

"Oh, no! That's wrong. Little Lori didn't know that Liu Tianyu was deliberately teasing him, and when she heard Liu Tianyu finish speaking, she immediately shook her little head and pointed out Liu Tianyu's mistake.

"Oh, no, I think it's right!" Liu Tianyu replied with a smile as he looked at Little Lori.

Little Lori shook her little head again, and then looked at Liu Tianyu and spoke again: "No, no, it should be a smile and ask..."

"Smile and ask the fat man who you are. This time, it was still after Xiao Lori said the word "laughing and asking", Liu Tianyu immediately answered.

was interrupted by Liu Tianyu again, Xiao Lori still didn't realize that Liu Tianyu was teasing him, and still did her job as a little teacher to point out Liu Tianyu's mistake: "No, brother is wrong, it should be a smile and ask..."

"Smile and ask the fat man, who are you!, what's wrong!" Liu Tianyu cut off the other three times.

"Oh, brother, don't talk. Interrupted one after another, this time the little Lori finally got a little impatient, and glared at Liu Tianyu Jiaojiao.

"Okay. "Knowing that the little Lori was almost amused, Liu Tianyu also accepted it when he saw it, and honestly chose to shut up.

"Hmph!" Seeing that Liu Tianyu finally shut up obediently, Xiao Lori felt that she was a very dignified teacher, and she wrinkled her nose at Liu Tianyu arrogantly, and then spoke again: "Brother, your last sentence just now is wrong, it should be a smile and ask..."

was disrupted by Liu Tianyu three times, little Lori couldn't react a little, in order not to fall into her reputation as a little teacher, Xiao Lori was very unwilling to start reciting "Chance Encounter in My Hometown" from the beginning: "The young man left home and returned to his eldest child, and his hometown voice has not changed and his sideburns have declined." When children don't know each other, they smile and ask... ”

"Look, I'll just say that the last sentence is to smile and ask the fat man who are you!" Seeing that the little Lori was finally taken into the ditch by himself, Liu Tianyu nodded with satisfaction, and looked at the little Lori's eyes full of appreciation.

At this time, the little Lori also began to be messy, although she knew that the last sentence was absolutely wrong, but just now she couldn't help but read that sentence out of her mouth without knowing why, and after reading that sentence, she couldn't remember what the original text was now, and her little face was about to collapse.

"Poof! Giggle!" Looking at the interaction between Liu Tianyu and Xiao Lori, looking at the tangled expression on Xiao Lori's face, the two girls who finally stopped laughing began to laugh out loud again, and the two girls pointed at Liu Tianyu while laughing and said, "You are too bad." ”

Little Lori's father was also smiling at this time, but his eyes looked at Liu Tianyu strangely, as if to say that it is really good for you to tease my little baby in front of me like this.

"Hehe!" was accused of molesting someone's daughter in front of someone's father, Liu Tianyu also felt a little blushing, hehe smirked twice and turned his head to avoid the other party's sight.

"Brother, you bully people. Little Lori is not stupid, seeing the accusations of the two girls against Liu Tianyu, she immediately knew that Liu Tianyu had been teasing herself, but she was pitiful that she had just been a serious teacher for others, remembering her own embarrassment just now, Little Lori couldn't hang up, and shouted at Liu Tianyu angrily, and then she got into her father's arms and refused to come out.

"Okay, okay, good girl, my brother is teasing good girl, good girl! Little Lori's father gently slapped the little Lori with his hand, while whispering to coax, but now the little Lori feels that she has just lost a lot of ugliness, and she can't let go of the face she has just lost face for a while, so no matter how her father coaxes and persuades, Little Lori is still like an ostrich in her father's arms and refuses to come out.

After a coaxing to no avail, Little Lori's father glanced at Liu Tianyu complainingly, as if to say, look, look at the good things you have done, now my daughter is embarrassed by you! Since you have made my daughter like this, then you are the initiator to see how to solve it.

Seeing the meaning of the little Lori's father's eyes, Liu Tianyu also felt a little uncomfortable, it was the summer vacation period, even if the train was air-conditioned, the little Lori would be covered with sweat after a while in her father's arms.

Everyone's children are like this, if you just let go, it's a little unreasonable, so Liu Tianyu stepped forward and squatted next to Xiao Lori, and then whispered: "Xiao Yuqing, my brother was joking with you just now, Xiao Yuqing, don't care, my brother apologized to Xiao Yuqing here, in order to show my brother's apology, is it okay for my brother to give you a magic trick?" After finishing speaking, Liu Tianyu continued without waiting for Xiao Loli to speak: "I know that Xiao Yuqing is a magnanimous child, and I will definitely forgive my brother, right?" ”