On the roof, Xiao Guo lifted a tile and was about to throw it down, when Xiucai came up.

"Stop, you throw the two pieces together, it's more enjoyable. ”

Guo Furong didn't bother to raise her head, and sneered: "Those two girls soak together, isn't it more enjoyable?"

"I ...... I didn't expect things to turn out like this, and there was ...... between me and Wushuang."

Guo Furong interrupted directly, "You don't need to explain, I'm not interested in listening." ”

Xiucai was stunned for a moment, sat down against Xiao Guo, and then followed Xiao Guo's example, picked up a piece of tile, and threw it down.

"My tile, my special multicolored glazed tile......" the shopkeeper's complaining voice sounded again.

Guo Furong wanted to pretend to be inadvertent, and asked, "How did it happen to you and her?"

"Aren't you interested in listening....... I said I said, I said, that is...... I can't tell, it seems to have happened out of nowhere. ”

"Just like the two of us?"

Lu Xiucai hurriedly denied: "It's different, we are pure love, and she and I are pure...... Friendship?" In the end, Xiucai has no confidence.

"The hand is also pulled, and the mouth is kissed, is that called pure friendship?" Xiao Guo now looks down on the man in front of him more and more, and he has no responsibility at all.

"Then you still kiss your senior brother!" Lu Xiucai blurted out.

"You put ...... What a word for you. , disappear, I don't want to see you again!"

"Fumei ......" said, and Xiucai leaned up.

Guo Furong was directly furious: "If you don't leave, right?

"Then you can kill me, I think I will feel better like this. ”

"Do you want to die to apologize? No way...... If you don't go, I'll go, so I'll do it myself!" said that, Xiao Guo got up directly.

Lu Xiucai hurriedly grabbed her, "Where are you going?"

Guo Furong smiled miserably and shook his hand away, "Hehe, I ran away from marriage for you, and now it seems that I am really sick." ”

Lu Xiucai also got up, then ran to the edge of the roof, pointed to the open space downstairs and threatened: "You, if you take one more step, I will jump down." ”

However, Xiucai didn't know martial arts first, and secondly, he was timid, so he glanced down from the second floor, and was directly dizzy and retreated.

"Hehe, don't you dare to jump, right? I'll help you!"

Xiao Guo directly picked up a tile and smashed it at Xiucai's feet, the tile immediately shattered into eight petals, and Xiucai hurriedly dodged.

"Hey, what are you doing? This is the second floor, if you don't get it, you'll die!"

"Hehe, this is the man I have loved!"

As the saying goes, mourning is greater than heart death, Xiao Guo smiled bitterly and walked away. Xiucai was anxious to hold her, but unfortunately he stumbled and stepped into the air, and then rolled and fell downstairs.

First a forward roll, then two backflips, followed by a 720-degree rotation in the air, and the last muffled sound, Xiucai landed perfectly. The difficulty coefficient is 9.99 points.

"My talent, my smart, capable, inexpensive talent......"

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After a while, Chu Nan "picked up" Xiucai, and then carried him back to the lobby, and the shopkeeper began to nag beside him:

"You jump, you jump, why don't you jump down the mountain?"

Lu Xiucai seemed to have fallen into an evil spirit, and said to Chu Nan: "You let go, I'll go upstairs again, this time I promise to rush down, I don't believe that I can't die." With that, Xiucai pushed Chu Nan away and limped upstairs.

"If you don't obey me again, I'll clean you up. ”

However, Chu Nan's threat was directly ignored, and Xiucai still looked righteous and awe-inspiring, I don't know if I thought it was a generous martyr.

At this time, Zhu Wushuang, who saw everything in his eyes, couldn't help it, and rushed out directly to support Xiucai, "You want to die, right? I'll accompany you." As he spoke, he dragged Xiucai up the stairs, "Let's go, let's die together." ”

Wushuang tugged violently, Xiucai struggled, and between pulling and pulling, the two actually hugged each other.

Bang bang, applause rang out, and Xiao Guo came down from the second floor.

"Hehe, it's really a tribulation to see the truth. ”

The two who were sticking together immediately separated, and Lu Xiucai was at a loss, and hurriedly explained: "No, she, she, she ......"

Guo Furong actually smiled at this moment, and smiled sincerely: "She is very suitable for you, so virtuous, and so beautiful." With that, he walked straight between the two of them and went down to the lobby on the first floor.

Zhu Wushuang saw Xiao Guo make a move, so he naturally would not be beaten passively, so he smiled in the same amorous manner: "Generally, Sister Hong Kong is the third." As he spoke, he took two quick steps and walked side by side with Xiao Guo, "Hey, your dress is likeable." After speaking, he went directly to the royal throne of the shopkeeper.

Not to be outdone, Guo Furong took the initiative to sit opposite Wushuang and replied: "It's ugly and ugly, Sister Ya is ninth, all with a pair of dexterous hands." ”

"Your beauty, from the inside out, invigorates blood and nourishes your face, and the ice is clear and jade. ”

"Your beauty, from bone to skin, touches the heavens and the earth, and this feeling can be recalled. ”

"You're still beautiful. ”

"You're beautiful, your whole family is beautiful. ”

"You have a good temperament. ”

"You're in good shape. ”

"You've got good skin. ”

"You've got good hair. ”

"You're good at everything, but the only drawback is that it's eye-catching and easy to cause traffic accidents. ”

"Your flaw is that you are too perfect, so perfect that you regret it. ”

"What do you regret?"

"Cast in the wrong fetus, I didn't have such a good DNA......"

In the blink of an eye, the two of them fought for seven or eight rounds, it was really you going back and forth, not giving an inch, and the lobby was suddenly filled with a strong smell of gunpowder. And the three men in the lobby were all stupid, no one expected the women to fight so fiercely.

Especially Lu Xiucai, both sides of the battle are their sweethearts, and the palms and backs of their hands are full of meat, the best way is to watch them fight, don't interfere.

However, Lu Xiucai is not an ordinary person, because he dreamed of this scene a few days ago, and even the dialogue between the two people is exactly the same. At the critical moment, he stepped forward directly, rushed into the battlefield, and stopped the two: "Ah...... Come to think of it, next, you two will let me choose one. ”

"What to choose?"

"Choose one to be your wife, keep the one you choose, and die if you don't choose one. ”

Xiao Guo and Wushuang glanced at each other, and then retorted in unison, "Why don't you die?"

"This is the rule, when you turn around, you hang yourself with a rope, and you cut yourself with a kitchen knife......"

"Overwhelming!"

"Leave me alone!"

Xiucai was first knocked to the ground by the shocking palm, and then was fingered up by Wushuang. The two girls seemed to have cooperated thousands of times, and the tacit understanding was incomparable, but in the blink of an eye, the hostile relationship was re-established.

The two snorted coldly at the same time, flicked their long sleeves, one went to the guest room on the second floor, and the other went back to the backyard women's bedroom.

Seeing that the two of them really left, Lao Baicai came out of the corner tremblingly, and then solved Xiucai's acupoint.

"Are you okay? Can you stand it?" Chu Nan also leaned in, "Do you want to go to the medical center?"

But Lu Xiucai has already been selected into the environment at this moment and can't extricate himself: "It's a dream, cough cough, it's a dream......"

Chu Nan simply ignored him, just let him lie on the ground and continue to dream.

"Oh, I'm really convinced this time!" Lao Bai sighed.

"What are you taking?" Chu Nan asked.

"Even in my dreams, there are threesomes, what a natural lover!"

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Seeing that Xiucai and Xiao Guo were already on the same page, and they didn't get along with each other, Lao Bai hurriedly went to report the good news to Chasing the Wind.

When Lao Bai entered the house, he found that Chasing Feng was struggling incessantly, trying to untie the rope.

"Don't be busy, it's a pig's trotter buckle, and the pig can't break it open, let alone you. Lao Bai thought that he had a credit, so he went directly to set it up, "Don't worry, after my obedience and guidance, Xiao Guo has completely figured it out." ”

"What did she figure out?"

"True love is precious, and it is a crime to run away from marriage, you can put a thousand hearts, under my complete control, she will soon go back with you. At this time, Lao Bai was extremely confident.

When Chasing Feng heard this, he was so angry that he stood up directly: "You, you...... You're a big deal for me!"

"What's the matter?"

Chasing the wind didn't speak, and fired directly: "You just wait for a thousand knives to kill you in a foreign land!"

Lao Bai was also anxious when he heard this, "Why are you talking?"

"I came this time to tell her that she should never go back. ”

Bai Zhantang felt that his brain was not enough for a while, wasn't it a drama of searching for a wife for thousands of miles, so he hurriedly asked, "Why is this?"

Chasing the wind seemed to have resigned himself to his fate, and fell on the bed. "What's the use of saying this now? I can't imagine that I've done everything I can't figure out, and I'm actually planted in your hands! In that case, go and pack your luggage. ”

"Hey~" Lao Bai responded, turned around and walked out, but the next moment he reacted, "What are you doing with your luggage?"

"Come back to the Punishment Department with me, and arrange a cell for you to sit in a north-facing south-facing cell. ”

When Lao Bai heard this, he collapsed directly to the ground.

But he didn't want to go into the cell like this, for the sake of now, he had to leave Xiao Guo behind. So Lao Bai hurriedly stood up on the pillar and began to save himself: "My lord, give the villain another chance, I promise you that you will leave her behind, I promise, okay?"

"Then it's up to you. ”