Chapter Twenty-Six: A Soak of Life-Saving Urine
Lin Suqing was stunned, extremely nervous, and the pedantic etiquette in his bones suddenly appeared.
"It's not feasible, the two girls are kind enough to take them in, and they are already grateful, how can they ruin their reputations. You can go down to the side house" and exited the main house.
When he closed the door with his hand, he reacted, and what he had just said seemed to be too direct and ruthless.
However, it is inevitable that there will be many rights and wrongs, and it is reasonable to say that this is reasonable, and there is nothing wrong with it. So, instead of going back to remedy some euphemisms, he turned and went to the side room.
The side room is even more cramped, with pots and pans, and indeed a kitchen. However, there is no smell of oil smoke at all, not even the slightest smell of fireworks. It seems that a fire has never been lit here to cook food, and even the stove and the ground are as smooth as the flat dam outside the house. But it is also possible that the two sisters are diligent in cleaning, so they have not left a bad smell.
He had roughly organized the haystack, which was not very smooth, but he could barely lie down and make do.
Perhaps it was because he had walked for a long time, or perhaps because he had drunk a lot of wine, and as soon as he lay down on the haystack, he became confused. Unfortunately, because I had just drunk too much alcohol, I suddenly had sporadic urine.
He was very hesitant to get up and let it go first, or to endure it first...... After hesitating, his eyelids began to fight uncontrollably, and his whole body was so heavy that he really didn't want to move anymore.
That's it, just endure it, just use it as a biological alarm clock, and keep it for waking up early to continue the journey.
......
But when he was sleepy, he felt the door squeak open in the chaos. He tried to restrain his sleepiness, opened his eyes slightly, and saw through the moonlight that came in through the door before the door closed, it turned out to be Xiaohong sneaking in.
What did she want to do when she sneaked in at this time? The drowsiness was suddenly scattered, and her mind was not confused at all.
He sat up in astonishment and asked, "Little Red Girl, it's so late, do you have anything to do here?"
In the black light, Xiaohong touched his shoulder, wrapped her arms around his neck, and said with a smile: "Childe, when Hong'er saw you from a distance for the first time, she fell in love with you." ”
Ha Lin Suqing was dumbfounded, which one is this singing. He knew that his jade tree was chic and dignified in the wind, but when he was in the cemetery, he couldn't even shine through the moonlight, what could she see from afar?
Hong'er wrapped her arms around his neck as she spoke, and said coquettishly: "You are leaving tomorrow, Hong'er is really reluctant to let you go." Instead of rushing to the side, why don't we have a good night?"
Lin Suqing only felt that the Heavenly Spirit Gai seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt.
Xiaohong is a girl anyway, this, this is too rash and unrestrained, how can it be more simple and rude than the lady sitting on the stage in a nightclub.
He hurriedly broke off Xiaohong's arm around his neck and persuaded: "Xiaohong girl, you have to be reserved, since ancient times, men and women have not been kissed."
Xiaohong said that she was about to press him down, Lin Suqing hurriedly got out of her arms, stood up and retreated again and again, until her back was attached to the door and there was no way to retreat.
He advised: "Little red girl, since ancient times, men and women have not been kissed, don't miss your name, please respect yourself." ”
Xiaohong took care of her clothes, and said charmingly: "If you can have fun, don't wait for a moment, what is the name, son, don't let the beautiful scenery of the good day be false......" As she said that, she rushed towards Lin Suqing.
Lin Suqing pulled the door quickly, slipped out sideways, quickly locked the door, and picked up a few pieces of firewood on the ground to hold the door against the door from the outside.
It's too violent, it's scary.
He raised his sleeve and wiped the cold sweat that broke out on his forehead, the first time he saw such a powerful puff, if the gender was reversed, it would be ...... His uncle's almost lost his life.
"Childe, what are you doing?" No matter how Hong'er banged on the door and shouted in the house, he just wouldn't open it.
Lin Suqing stroked his chest and eased Fang Cai's frightened heartbeat, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Afu standing behind him, and he was startled.
In the dark night, wearing a bright red dress, she stood there silently, thinking it was a female ghost at first glance.
"What's the matter with Childe?" asked Afu, who stepped forward.
"Ahh............h
Afu smiled slightly: "Childe will also be afraid of rats." ”
Before Lin Suqing could react, he saw that Afu suddenly held her forehead as if she was about to faint, and he quickly stepped forward to support her without hesitation, almost making her faint on the ground.
After Lin Suqing held her, she asked her with concern, "What's wrong with you?"
Afu stood up with Lin Suqing's embrace, the smell of sweet wine fluttered between her breaths, and she smiled: "It's nothing, maybe a little drunk." ”
For some reason, just by smelling the wine between her lips and teeth, he felt as if he was going to get drunk again
Lin Suqing saw that her steps were still a little unsteady when she got up, and kindly said, "I'll send you back to the house." ”
"Don't bother the son, Afu can go back to the house by herself. Afu said and made a gesture to go back by herself, and just took two steps before she stumbled again, Lin Suqing hurriedly went to support her again.
Afu was indeed a little drunk, snuggling softly in his arms, her cheeks flushed with a glow. It's really hard for her to go back by herself, in case she bumps into it. Lin Suqing carried her back to the main house.
"I'll help you. ”
Afu didn't shirk anymore, just stared at him and smiled, her face close to him, and a pair of misty drunken eyes added a lot of indescribable charm to her bright face.
He calmly helped Afu to the side of the bed, and was about to put her down, when he bent down, he was suddenly thrown down by her neck, he was unstable, and she took him down, and he fell on top of her.
Lin Suqing hurriedly got up: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for my unintentional mistake, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." ”
Na Afu smiled shyly and said, "It's Afu who is drunk herself, don't blame the son." ”
She let go of her hand, Lin Suqing was about to get up in embarrassment, and suddenly she hugged her again, this time she simply took advantage of the momentum to roll, dragged him inside, rubbed his arms and said coquettishly: "Don't you go, Afu wants you to stay and accompany you." ”
Lin Suqing stiffened, suddenly like a stone carving, he didn't dare to move, he felt very bad, very bad.
So he made an excuse and said, "I just got a lot of wine down there, and now it's ...... People have three urgency...... Well...... Belch...... I'll go back to ......."
It's not true that I have an urgent need to urinate because I have urinated before. It's because he is inexplicably defensive.
Fang Xiaohong's stiff tugging made him wonder if Afu was seduced in another way? Originally, the encounter with the two sisters was a little strange, and this thatched hut also made him feel very different.
He suddenly remembered that the dog had been analyzing his numerology, saying that he was a four-pillar yang life and was very attractive to female monsters. As soon as he thought of this, he trembled violently, and quickly got up and went out.
Ah Fu thought that he was indeed in a panic, so he hurriedly got up and followed two steps and instructed: "Childe is just under the tree outside the house, there are many dangers in the wild, don't go far." ”
Afu seemed to be very worried that he would go too far, and repeatedly told him: "You must not go far." ”
Lin Suqing opened the door and went out, and promised her perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, thank you for the reminder, remember it in the next place, and go back when you go down." ”
As soon as he came out, he locked the door with his backhand, and immediately went to the side room to pick up a few thick firewoods, and the door of the main house was also dead.
Fortunately, I was able to get out quickly, and if something like that happened again, it would be terrible to get entangled again.
He looked up at the night, and turned back alone the way he came.
The moonlight was brighter than before, like a silver platter hanging in the air, and it seemed that it was late at night.
Lin Suqing took a few deep breaths heavily, and the feeling of chest tightness and shortness of breath was finally relieved slightly, and he actually felt a hint of urgency to urinate......
So he simply found a bush along the way, unbuttoned his belt and threw a silver thread.
It is very pleasant to put water after drinking, and when the urine reaches the hearty place, I shiver coldly, and it is refreshing.
At this time, he vaguely heard someone calling his name softly, flutteringly, not really.
The end note of "Lin Suqing ......" echoed repeatedly in the night, sounding a little like Afu's voice.
When I listened carefully, there was only an owl, cooing without a sound, which made people's hearts feel weak.
He lifted his pants, fastened his belt, and prepared to continue on his way. Then there was a light call: "Lin Suqing......"
This time he confirmed that it was indeed Afu's voice, could it be that she had run out? He looked back at the little hut and was shocked!
Where is there still the shadow of a small hut! From a distance, there are only two graves next to the big tree under the moon!
Hold the grass? Isn't it? Am I confused?
He rubbed his eyes, plucked up his courage, took two steps back, stretched his neck and took a closer look, his uncle's is not two tombs!
Look at the position of the grave bag, the slightly larger one and the smaller one...... Hold the grass!
Lin Suqing didn't say a word, turned his head and ran away. While running, I was frightened and secretly rejoiced - fortunately, grandpa, I am blessed with a great life, but at this time I am in urgent need of urine. If you really get out of bed with that Afu girl, maybe before dawn, you will be squeezed into a pile of white bones.
Terrible!
Lao Tzu's intuition was too accurate for his uncle, and he felt that something was wrong with these two women at the beginning, and sure enough!
Lin Suqing was in fear all the way, and he didn't look back and just ran away.
......
I can't remember how long I had been running, but when I looked up and saw the sky again, it was almost thick ink, and the sound of a rooster crowing could be heard in the distance, coming from different places.
If a rooster crows, it means that there are people living there. His heart suddenly relaxed a lot, and he finally reached the realm of inhabited people.
Then he stopped, and bent over to rest his thighs, which were limp and trembling from running over, as if they were filled with lead stones, as if they could no longer lift them.
He looked back and again, thinking to himself, he had turned so many forks in the road all the way, and he was so far away. Those two sisters are deliberately trying to chase, and they shouldn't be able to catch up, right?
He raised his sleeve and wiped the sweat from his forehead, presumably because he had seen a lot of strange things these days, and now he actually had a feeling of being a little strange, and his mood was much calmer than when he first met the beast. It's not as good as when I first came to this world, I had that bottomless fear of the unknown ahead.
Now, even this feeling of the aftermath of the catastrophe has only passed for a while.
Probably this is growth, the growth of the weak side of his character.
His heart seems to be a little more determined, maybe this world is not all bad for him, and when it is an experience, it is also excellent as a self-growth. After all, he had never been so bold in the past.
Thinking so, he hammered his sore leg, rested enough and planned to continue on his way.
However, just as he was about to start, from another fork in the road, there were several rough voices accompanied by the sound of Ding Lingdang's objects crashing, and it sounded as if there were three rough men walking this way.
Lin Suqing withdrew and hid in the shade of a tree on the side of the road, so that the moonlight could not shine on his shadow.