"Zizi, foreign body found, is preparing to launch a priority clean-up operation"

The robotic arm shone with a burst of light, sweeping at the water and plates scattered on the ground. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Bang! The water turned into mist steam, the broken dishes became even more crumbs, and the original location of the sprinkler was swept out of a large crater, and the air was filled with dust.

"Zizi, find a foreign body, prepare again...

"Wait, wait, you go pour water, I'll get it here!"

Good guy, if you let this guy continue, you can't just blow up the house.

"Understood, please wait a moment for the new master." The robot retracted its arm to clean and retreated into a room.

"What the hell, how did the people of Heavenly Court develop such a disobedient thing, they thought it would be very intelligent, but it added to the chaos."

Lingfeng muttered in his mouth, looking at the dust in the air, a little helpless.

But not long after, the position that had been swept out of a large pit suddenly began to repair itself, slowly absorbing the dust fragments scattered in the air and returning to its original state, but it looked a little moist on the surface, and the water that should have been spilled just now was also absorbed.

Lingfeng was amazed, but he didn't need to think about how to clean up the house, this way of self-repair was quite good.

At the same time, the plate that had been broken into more pieces also began to repair itself, and after a while, the plate was successfully repaired intact and quietly on the ground.

"New master, your glass of water is ready." A voice came from inside the house, and the robot was about to come out.

"Damn, watch out for the plates on the ground...

Crack, the robot walked over and stepped on the plate without warning, and the poor plate that had just successfully repaired itself was dismembered again.

"Zizi, a foreign object has been found, and preparations are being made to start a clean-up operation."

The robot didn't even care about the water cup in his hand, let go of his hand and threw the water cup on the ground mercilessly, making a crackling sound, and followed in the footsteps of the plate.

Lingfeng patted his head: "You stop all actions for me and stay aside obediently." ”

"Understood, new master." The robot got up and walked towards a corner, finally staying where it was.

Without the robot's trouble, the plate and cup began to repair itself again, and after the repair was successful, Lingfeng rushed over and picked up the cup and plate and put them on a high place.

This robot is too dangerous.

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"Whew." Lingfeng exhaled, poured a glass of water by himself and sat on the Taishi chair.

"Well, this water is really delicious, I have never drunk such a delicious boiled water on earth."

The water quality is sweet and refreshing, and nothing has been added, but there is always a faint fairy qi lingering in the water, but it is a pity that these fairy qi spirit phoenixes can be exhaled as much as they drink it.

"Hey, there's a TV here? How can this heavenly court have everything? "Lingfeng always felt that this heavenly court was too similar to the mortal world, but some technologies were more advanced than the mortal world.

For example, the robot, well... If you can't make so many mistakes, it's still possible.

"Robot, how do you turn on this TV? What's on offer? ”

"Understood, new owner, video mode is on." The robot was moving again.

Lingfeng had a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, a conversation immediately came from the originally dark screen.

"Big villain, you do a lot of evil, watch me destroy you with dynamic light waves!"

Then a little girl on the TV began to dance, and as the dancing amplitude increased, a light gradually skyrocketed, and finally an ugly thing in front of the little girl was destroyed by this light.

"The people of this heavenly court also love to see this kind of thing?"

Lingfeng looked at this picture with interest, but then shook his head: "Phew, it's not the time to watch this kind of thing, robot, change the channel for me." ”

"Understood, new master."

Then the picture changes, a man and a woman hug each other on a magic weapon that looks like a plate.

"Dear Jane, I love you forever."

"Dear Shan, I love you forever."

Two people, you and me.

This style of painting is obviously inconsistent with Lingfeng's character.

Lingfeng listened to it with a big head, so didn't she have a show that was a little less embarrassing?

"Where did all this show come from?"

"Back to the master, this is the previous master's preference program, since you haven't set your preference program yet, I'll broadcast the previous master's preference program to you."

Lingfeng remembered a standard adjective on earth: spicy eyes!

Bang bang bang! There was a knock at the door.

Lingfeng immediately became a little scrambling and yelled at the robot, "Turn off the TV." ”

"Okay, new owner, changing the channel."

"You bastard, you'll be disobedient by then!"

Lingfeng was helpless, and when she heard the hurried knock on the door, she had to raise her legs and walk towards the door.

"Who? Belch? No one? Lingfeng opened the door and quietly poked her head out to look outside the door, there seemed to be no one outside the door.

"Down there."

Lingfeng lowered his head, and a shiny dog was looking at Lingfeng with his tail and tongue sticking out.

“。。。 A talking dog? ”

"Wang, how do you speak? I'm a noble dog, what kind of dog is it?! The big black dog roared twice in dissatisfaction.

Lingfeng was speechless, don't dogs and dogs mean the same thing?

It's normal for Heavenly Court to have a talking dog, so Lingfeng won't make a fuss, he asked suspiciously, "You have something to do with me?" ”

"Of course there's something, let's go inside."

"Isn't it convenient to say here?" Lingfeng was a little embarrassed and didn't want to let the dog in, although it was just a dog, so there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

"It's inconvenient, I have something important to tell you, and I'm worried that someone will eavesdrop here." The big black dog said mysteriously.

"This... All right. Lingfeng scratched her head and led the big black dog into the house.

As soon as the big black dog went in and saw the program playing on TV, he looked at Lingfeng a little weirdly: "I didn't expect you to be a very emotional person." ”

Lingfeng coughed lightly: "Say something." ”

"My eldest brother asked me to come to you."

"Your eldest brother? Who is your eldest brother? ”

"My eldest brother is Yang Jian, the famous director of the Criminal Division." The big black dog raised his head and said proudly.

Lingfeng was stunned: "Then who are?" ”

"My name is Roaring Heaven."

"You're a whistling dog?" Lingfeng immediately stared at the big dog with wide eyes, this big dog was similar to what he described in some mythological stories.

"Aha, I finally know that I'm a dog and not a dog, right?"

"So you're the one who eats the moon with the tengu." Lingfeng couldn't stop nodding at the big black dog.

"Who?! Who slandered me? Return me to the moon?! The big black dog immediately turned his face and seemed to be very sensitive to this matter.

"The mortal world in our hometown has been passed down since ancient times, is this legend wrong?"

"Of course, what is the eclipse moon, if I really have the ability to eat the moon, I would have become a true immortal, isn't it that I went to the mortal world again to run errands, and it happened that the moon was suddenly gone that day, so discredit me, don't let me know who the person who said this is, let me know that I have to pour him a few bowls of chili water!"

The big black dog was indignant.

Lingfeng also understands that the statement that the tengu eats the moon is not necessarily credible, most likely because during the lunar eclipse, he happened to see a big black dog on the horizon, which made people mistakenly think that the black dog ate the moon.

In the past, technology was not developed, and then this explanation is also to reassure people and not be afraid of the unknown.