Chapter Twenty-Six: The Drunken Man
Wen Yiming and the two of them were lying on the bed resting and chatting, but unexpectedly, they were both asleep when they were tired. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info waited until I woke up to find that I had missed dinner time.
The two sat up, and at the same time heard each other's stomachs 'growl', and couldn't help but look at each other and laugh.
Wen Yiming casually picked up his small cloth bag, and the two cats felt out of the guest room hand and foot, and trotted all the way to the woods not far from the guest room area.
"Yiming, what should I do? I'm so hungry I don't know if there's any game here! Tong Qiang leaned against a big tree and said weakly.
"It's too close to the square, and it's full of people every day, where there will be game. Keep going. Wen Yiming picked up a leg and kicked Tong Qiang's ass.
In about twenty minutes, the two of them rode by moonlight to a jungle near a cliff.
Wen Yiming gently crouched in the grass, Tong Qiang saw this and hurriedly followed suit, and said in a low voice: "What's wrong?" ”
"Do you see that wild fruit? Smell the fragrance and know that it is ripe, and many of the fruits on it have traces of being bitten, I don't know if it is a roe deer or a cat badger? Anyway, dinner should be over. Wen Yiming clasped two sharp stones in his hand.
Tong Qiang nodded, didn't speak again, and stared at the movement of the wild fruit tree with wide eyes.
After a while, the wild fruit tree shook and dropped two ripe fruits. Tong Qiang was just about to speak, Wen Yiming shook two stones in his hand and flew out, only to hear two wails, and a roe deer with a foot of ten catties fell from the tree.
Tong Qiang rushed up, slapped the roe deer that was still fighting and returned to Bliss, picked it up and laughed, "Yiming, with you, our brothers have a good mouth today." Ha ha! ”
"No more nonsense, speed." Wen Yiming took out the knife he carried with him from the cloth bag, "Qiangzi, find two wild vines to hang up the roe deer, I am responsible for peeling the skin, I have a leather bag in my bag, you go find some water and firewood." ”
"Okay!"
The two worked together, and in less than ten minutes, Tong Qiang had already carried a large bundle of dry firewood and a bulging bag of water on his shoulder.
Wen Yiming cleaned up the roe deer, made an even opening on it, took out the simple seasoning from the bag and wiped it evenly, took out some herbs, chopped it and found a few large leaves to wrap it, and filled it into the chest and abdominal cavity of the roe deer. Then set it up on the tripod that Tong Qiang had just set up.
After the fire rose, Wen Yiming turned the roe deer in his hand at a uniform speed to make it evenly exposed to the fire.
"Qiangzi, when you came here just now, there was a bamboo forest over there, you go and get a few large bamboo tubes and fill them with some water."
Tong Qiang agreed and went with a fart.
After a while, the roe deer roe deer was already oily, and a special aroma mixed with the smell of herbs wafted out.
Tong Qiang held five large bamboo tubes filled with clean water, smelled the fragrance from afar, and swallowed wildly and said: "I'm hungry, it's so fragrant." Yiming, I can't see that you still have this craft, haha! ”
Wen Yiming turned the roe deer at a uniform speed, flattened the coals below, put the bamboo tube filled with water on it, and said: "In life, nothing is important, you have to fill your stomach first; The so-called people take food as the sky, and the great ability to eat is not, we can't treat the stomach given to us by God, right? ”
Tong Qiang nodded, and before he could speak, an old voice came from the woods.
"A good people take food as their sky, haha, can the old man get a dip and satisfy the stomach that God gave me!"
The two of them were startled, and someone approached quietly without noticing.
Before the two of them could get up, a tall figure stepped out of the blurred night.
Wen Yiming raised his eyes and saw that it was an old man, with gray hair simply tied behind him, and a wide gray robe wrapped around his body of nearly two meters, looking extremely burly; There are a few wrinkles on his face that are about the age of ancient age, and his snow-eyed white beard is scattered on his chest, and his eyes are full of kindness and kindness. A huge gourd hung from his waist.
The old man walked a few steps to the campfire, and after sitting down on the spot, he looked at the roe deer that was still turning.
Wen Yiming didn't feel any malice from this old man, but had a faint sense of righteousness. So he said: "Senior, seeing each other is fate, anyway, this roe deer is big enough, and the two of us can't finish it, and it will be more lively when there are more people!" Hehe. ”
The old man's eyes kept falling on the greasy roe deer, and he didn't raise his head, "Well, okay, boy, you are very real, this roe deer is indeed big enough, I can't eat it and waste it, I'll take an elbow home to eat later." ”
"Ahem, cough, cough..."Tong Qiang choked on his saliva and said secretly, this old man really doesn't regard himself as an outsider!
Wen Yiming was a little amused, but he heard the old man say unhappily: "How long will this be?" The old man had a bad appetite last night, only ate five chickens, and barely drank three catties of liquor, he was really hungry! ”
Wen Yiming is about to squirt this time, and he has a bad appetite to eat five chickens? Drank three catties of liquor, still reluctantly?
Wen Yiming swallowed a mouthful of saliva, glanced at the roe deer that was less than ten catties after peeling with some concern, and said, "Soon, soon, at most a quarter of an hour!" ”
The old man who kept smashing his mouth finally waited until the roe deer was cooked, and before Wen Yiming could take it off the shelf, he tore off one of his hind legs and gnawed it with a smile. While eating, he praised again and again, "Fragrant, really fragrant, as well as mistletoe, nine-leaf mushroom, angelica, celery grass..., good, good craftsmanship, haha!" ”
Seeing that the situation was not good, the two hurriedly separated the roe deer, and one took a big elbow and gnawed wildly.
Wen Yiming admired this old man a little in his heart, just took a bite, and said more than ten herbs in it, it seems that he is really a person in this way!
At this time, the water in the bamboo tube was also boiling, Wen Yiming took out the salt, and sprinkled a little in a bamboo tube; Then carefully take a tube and set it aside to cool.
The old man's speed can only be described as a whirlwind cloud, and in the blink of an eye, one of his hind legs was bare by his old teeth; After throwing off the bone, he unceremoniously occupied the other hind leg.
Wen Yiming and the others were dumbfounded, what kind of people are these?
The old man ate very slowly this time, took the gourd from his waist, opened the stopper, and a strong aroma of wine was extremely greedy. Wen Yiming swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely.
The old man glanced at Wen Yiming, drank it with a mouthful of roe deer meat and a mouthful of wine, and ate happily.
Tong Qiang didn't have much concept of wine, and when he was hungry, he just buried his head in eating seafood.
And Wen Yiming was a lot in the army in his previous life, and when he saw this, he couldn't help but secretly say, this old man is also stingy, and he doesn't share some wine if he has it, so he said: "I don't know what to call my predecessors?" Haven't asked yet! ”
The old man suddenly stopped eating and drinking, looked up at the sky, "Hey, by the way, what's the old man's name?" For many years, no one called the old man famous, but he forgot it! Well... The old man is so good at drinking, he calls me a drunk. ”
"Huh?" Wen Yiming was stunned for a moment, he couldn't even remember his name, this old man can't be Alzheimer's, right? How old are you, still a drunk!
"Old man, which city are you from the Twin Cities Sect, I heard that the people of the Twin Cities Sect are divided into two branches, one is a lonely city and the other is a besieged city."
The drunken man took a sip of wine, "The old man rules the twin cities and does not belong to any branch. ”
"Huh?" The two of them were shocked, this identity was dragged, Wen Yiming asked tentatively: "That Shu is in charge..."
The drunken man sighed and interrupted Wen Yiming's question, "Shu Jianfeng's kid is tired, how can there be an old man who is free!" ”
Tong Qiang's mouth was full of large pieces of meat, and he asked vaguely, "Then you are old?" ”
The drunken man took a sip of wine proudly, "Hmm... By the way, the old man is responsible for inspecting the natural ecological environment of the Twin Cities Sect! ”
'Poof...!' Wen Yiming didn't know if the water in the bamboo tube was too hot, or if he was angry with this drunken man.
I thought that this old man was not small, but it turned out to be a patrolman, and it seems that he is a patrol leader. It's actually called 'natural ecological environment', I'll go!
When the drunken man saw it, Tong Qiang took the bamboo tube and poured it violently, as if it tasted very good. Suspiciously, he glanced at the remaining three bamboo tubes on the coals, and was not afraid of being burned, so he took one of them and tasted them carefully.
As soon as you take a bite of it, a refreshing bamboo fragrance mixed with a light salty taste flows down the esophagus into the stomach, which is refreshing and refreshing.
The drunken man's eyes lit up, and he suddenly pumped the bamboo tube upside down, smashed it in his mouth, and was addicted.
Stretched out his hand to get another tube, but was stopped by Wen Yiming, "I said the old man, the kid didn't eat dinner, you can be merciful, all of them were drunk by you, and we don't have any wine, you said, hehe!" ”
The drunken man withdrew his hand, lowered his head and thought about it, poured a small half of the wine in the gourd, handed it to Wen Yiming, and said, "Old man, this wine is very powerful, you can't drink more, believe it or not." ”
Wen Yiming was overjoyed, and secretly shouted that the treacherous plan succeeded! took the bamboo tube, stretched out his hand and pointed to the last two bamboo tubes on the coals, "Old man, please!" Hey! ”
Wen Yiming, who was dissatisfied with the white eyes of the thief and smiled, received all the two bamboo tubes to his side, "Don't call the old man anymore, awkward, how majestic the drunkard is, haha!" ”
Wen Yiming nodded in agreement, picked up the bamboo tube containing the wine and poured a sip; Smelling the smell of a long-lost time, Wen Yiming had already been hungry, and he poured more than half of this mouthful.
Seeing this, Tong Qiang hurriedly snatched the bamboo tube and drained all the remaining wine.
As soon as the wine was in their stomachs, the two of them felt hot all over their bodies, and a hot feeling filled the entire stomach and continued to spread.
The drunken man glanced at the two of them and sneered: "Boy, if you can't bear it, you can meditate immediately." ”
Tong Qiang hadn't usually drunk much, and when he heard the old man's words, he didn't have time to sit cross-legged, his body was crooked, he fell to the ground drunk, and he shouted loudly in a moment.
Wen Yiming felt that his limbs seemed to be filled with heat at this time, and he couldn't find a place to release it, which was extremely uncomfortable. Hurriedly crossed his knees and turned his heart to the sky, meditated and concentrated, and guarded the dantian.
Half an hour later, Wen Yiming opened his eyes, moved his body slightly, and his whole body made a crackling sound of bone joints, feeling extremely comfortable, as if this sitting was like Bodhidharma facing the wall for nine years.