There are many scientists in the military who know foreign languages, but they didn't expect that the astronauts selected by Eagle Sauce would actually be two teasers, but it doesn't matter whether these two people are funny or not, and now scientists are most concerned about what extent Eagle Sauce's exploration on the moon has entered......

"Welcome to two guests from Eagle Sauce, this is Huaxia. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

After a scientist specializing in foreign languages finished speaking, James said with a "dead mother" expression: "You even told us this, does it mean that we will never be able to return home in the future?" ”

"The house in Huaxia is too expensive, I'm afraid we can't afford it with our income!" Owen was also sweating when he heard this: "Why don't we discuss it, you just let us go because we haven't been here?" ”

"What do you think?"

The military scientist in charge of the negotiation was also amused by the two guys' answers, and said to the two: "But we will find a way to bring your family over, of course, the ideals of the two in the aerospace industry can also be successfully realized in Huaxia, after all, we also have the means to the moon now......

James was silent when he heard this, it is obvious that these Chinese people have planned the life of the two of them for the second half of their lives in advance, although the identity of the two is only astronauts, and there is no too complicated background, but from a rational point of view, if Eagle Sauce picks up two "Chinese people" on the moon, will they return it without moving?

"So we have no other choice?"

James looked depressed, his brows furrowed and thought for a while, then he suddenly moved his gaze to Da Bai and said to the scientist in charge of the conversation: "Then if we agree to your request, will there also be this advanced 'mecha' that can be worn?" ”

"If you can wear such an advanced mecha, then it won't be a big deal to live in Huaxia......" Owen was also interested in James's topic, and his eyes lit up and said: "I finally know now, those domestic media are all nonsense!" Huaxia has been ahead of us in the aerospace field for almost a century! But the news media said they couldn't even afford hamburgers! ”

"Chinese people don't eat hamburgers! I have a friend who is in the middle of the night...... They can't afford to eat tea eggs! I've never eaten tea eggs, but I've heard that this kind of food doesn't look great! ”

Listening to his companion's complaints, James's attention was instantly diverted, and the two of them actually argued about what the folk recipes in Huaxia were like in front of Xu Zheng and a group of scientists......

Xu Zheng covered his head with his helpless hands, obviously a little defeated by the two guys who jumped out in front of him, and looking at the "big white" who was controlled by Xu Zheng was also distressed, James said again: "Can I meet the driver of this mecha?" ”

"James, the driver of the mecha is still within our understanding, and I want to know more about who the old man who broke our car is! That guy is like Superman! Why doesn't our Marvel over there have any records! After Owen finished speaking, Xu Zheng couldn't help but speak: "Marvel is just a comic book company, right?" Is it also in charge of manned lunar landing operations? That's not the right thing to do professionally, right? ”

"Owen, can you understand what he's saying?"

James's eyes lit up when he heard the sudden opening of "Da Bai".

"I now know how important it is to learn a foreign language well! If I had known what I was going to MIT for, how nice it would be to go directly to the Confucius Institute! Owen stared at Da Bai with a distressed expression, sighed, and said to the scientist in charge of the negotiation: "You haven't explained to me what the hell is going on with that 'Huaxia Superman'!" Could it be that the legendary 'Chinese Kung Fu' can not only fly on the wall, but also go to the sky and the moon? ”

The scientist in charge of the negotiation also sighed helplessly, it seems that the people's understanding of Huaxia on the other side of Eagle Sauce is either ugly, or deified as if they are bragging...... Could it be that in the eyes of the Eagle Sauce people, the Chinese people can't afford to eat hamburger tea eggs, and they can still stomp on the moon and spin around at every turn?

If the Chinese people were like this, they would have beaten you Yingjiang and called Dad in minutes!

"Please don't change the topic...... the scientist in charge of the negotiation said a little impatiently: "First of all, please explain to us the progress of Eagle Sauce's exploration on the other side of the moon!" ”

"Even if we tell you, you won't let us go back......," James glanced at the scientist in charge of negotiations, "Besides, we are just ordinary astronauts, and we don't know anything about this kind of national affairs!" ”

"If you're willing to answer it well, it's worth $100,000......"

After the scientist in charge of the negotiation finished speaking, James and Owen were stunned, obviously the temptation of the dollar was real, James struggled for a while before sighing: "Sorry, we really don't know how to answer your questions, but you can get some answers you want to know from the storage system of that lunar rover." ”

"Well, besides, it's pointless for you to talk about money with us now, we have been controlled by you for the rest of our lives, do you still have a chance to spend money?" Owen also rarely didn't jump off anymore, and said, "By the way, I have a request...... I guess now that Eagle Sauce Space Agency has learned about the accident between me and James, I think after a while, when the news of the two of us fades, you can help me go and write a letter to the family,......"

Xu Zheng couldn't help but sigh when he heard this, and said to the scientists beside him: "I think it's better to find a way to bring their families over in the future......

"I'm afraid it will be difficult to keep it secret...... a scientist shook his head and said, "I think it's better to be safe." ”

"Seeing the bad luck of these two guys, I was a little touched." When Xu Zheng heard this, he said with emotion: "If I am controlled by others and I can't see my family again, I think I will go crazy......

"No, before you go crazy, your family is afraid that they have already begun to destroy the earth...... "Some scientists couldn't help but complain: "I forgot to tell you something before, in the past few days when you are on the moon, the military region will receive threatening calls from the Demon Dragon Princess every day...... The day before yesterday, Her Royal Highness the princess also took the little princess, in order to vent the fact that you were sent to heaven, and also ate the food in the canteen of the military region, and the soldiers and scientists of the military region can only live on instant noodles for lunch and dinner......"